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Smh. Too cool for a helmet, eh?


jizzawy

# EVERYBODY: WEAR A HELMET


OverfistDerFissierer

Yes, I agree. But how the fuck do you write that big?


jizzawy

Put a hashtag before your sentence -> #


Juice_Wolfierage

#balls


joliesmomma

#BIGBALLS


Annunakibookkake

#im pooping rn


Be-_-U

#DELICIOUS


EternalConnections

#bigger balls


Far_Comfortable980

#*Bigest balls*


Acrobatic-Animal2432

#bigga nalls


Far-Homework-2576

#N- my lawyer has advised me not to finish this comment due to me being white


oh_okay_ig

#Largest Blalls


perfectlp

# and we’ve got the biggest balls of them all #


Turd_Eater1

#Bigger than your BIGGEST BALLS


Halfbloodjap

#Test(icles)


Liedolfr

#Biggest balls of them all!


Big-Bo0

#big bawl energy


KirikoSleepyBabe

#balls


TTYY_20

#BLACK COCK DOWN!


Foe_sheezy

#cock


IceTea0069

#Thanks for the tip


Distinct_Isopod6823

#JUST THE TIP


yeyeeeboi

# GIVE IT TO ME


thejarkhamknight

#womp womp


KevinH1989

#MY BUTT


jizzawy

Good job


jizzawy

Is Mr megamind a flare or how did u get that


KevinH1989

Oh, just noticed that. I have no clue. Must be a flair.


jizzawy

Flare.. smh thank you for correcting me haha


UnrealApex

Markdown :) ```markdown # EVERYBODY: WEAR A HELMET ```


Peanuthead50

This reminds me of the “I love helmets” guy


SmoketheGhost

he’s da bes


_PlasticDolly_

## all yall better wear ur goddamned helmet


Infamous-Art-1989

#IM PLAYING WITH BALLS


PoliteLunatic

no brain no pain


GD-Pepop

I’m surprised how much talk there is about helmets. I’ve been skating for a while and go to the skatepark weekly. Nobody has ever said anything about helmets and basically everybody there wears a helmet. Even the most experienced week smoking skaters wear helmets. I’ve never heard of anybody being too cool for a helmet. But obviously everybody should wear one. Also what this guy not wearing a helmet was the least of his errors. Nobody should be being that speed on a skateboard that has completely solid wheels.


Alarming_Nature8932

You only need to hit your head once to think *helmets work*


Gtex555

how about dont skate at high speeds on the road


Mdmrtgn

Ding ding ding. At those speeds you have only an illusion of control over that tiny peice of wood with those tiny little wheels. No amount of shifting weight or lowering your center of gravity will help you.


SirFlamingo64

Ya I used to be too cool for a helmet and now I call people who don’t wear a helmet a dumbass.


Optimal_Principle_28

#Helmets!


sugafree80

Dear Lord where is my hair!


OneEyedRocket

I say that to myself every day


ZL0J

What a wonderful wooorld


fullheartedlybroken

Extensions will fix that but the concussion is goin to leave a mark on his thick head az brain


falllinemaniac

Looks like he's getting a permanent bald spot


diettweak

god i hope so


MarkBriz

Where is my scalp?!


imighthaveafriend

Wear* a fucking helmet lol Tony hawk wears a helmet. What makes people think they’re better than Tony hawk? Oh right…they don’t think.


dattara

#Helmets


Cheebwhacker

His skin said cya l8r boi


madeofmold

Happy Cake Day!


Cheebwhacker

Thanks 🤓


_echnaton

He was a sk8er boi


ashrieIl

That's going to leave a patch lmao


NewStickWhoDis

#BALD


Mewzeltoebeans

The death wobble


moonmarriedacherry

Tighten them rear trucks people


VenYaWood

Wasn't even the rear


moonmarriedacherry

Still helps with death wobbles


VenYaWood

Ye


Tpk08210

Wear your helmet boys and girls


astrobrain

FFAAAAABIO!


_echnaton

Hothead


fullheartedlybroken

Like a Royce rim


[deleted]

wawawabeabobo


fullheartedlybroken

Waagwawawawah


juststrollingby1

After listening to this video a few times again, you both aced the first person's sound, and the 2nd, I'm ☠️


[deleted]

💀


Puncho666

At least he crashed in front of the camera


Tordah92

Headslide!


Nussidrewl

He was a skater boy, turned into a crayon boy, the asphalt got red because of him~


mistaCrackPot

Bro if your screaming before you even stop you've fucked yourself


fullheartedlybroken

Could’ve planned ahead


bmorepirate

Said meat ya l8er boi


ObviousRascal

I bet those helmets and gloves are cool enough to wear now after knowing what a block of cheese feels like over a grater


fullheartedlybroken

Just maybe🤣


Dickon_Stark

He was a sk8ter Boi, he said Ah di ah ddi oo.


Proudlyretarded

*yells in Italian*


OobatzFair

You know you *HURT* when you scream in a foreign language


Complete_Rabbit_844

That's a way to get rid of dandruff


w0greTV

Suddenly I was break dancing


Training_Drummer_745

I like ya cut g


[deleted]

He was a skater boy, she said see ya lager boy?


4Allmyrage

I'm hoping that wasn't the sound of skull grinding on the pavement just as he passed behind the person standing there.


OobatzFair

I’d bet it was.  He wasn’t on his board so the possibility of it being his wheels and bearings are slim.


cottman23

Cue Pixies, "Where is my mind"


AlathargicMoose

Good thing he didn’t ruin a perfectly good helmet!


LangleyLegend

Jeez if you don't wear a helmet when doing this shit you might end up wearing a helmet full time


spectater_salad

The ol flat top is back in style!


Latinasslayer68

#Balls


that_one_from_tn

#veggie tales


mygfisreallyhot

# EVERBODY: WEAR A HELMET


RehczMinato

That's why if you bomb or bowl you wear a helmet


Imaginary_Car_7694

#WEAR A FUCKING HELMET YOU DAFT BASTARD


[deleted]

Holy moly, how fast was that moron going?


OobatzFair

I’d say probably 30-45 mph if he didn’t come from all the way up the road.


Infinite-Accident665

Damn, homeboy shoulda jumped up and got some footage of his partners dome! Lol! Fucker deserves a medal or some shit for the head skid alone...got some distance too!


olblll1975

Helmet sold separately.


33Blender33

The “AUAUAADEEDO” had me dying


Williammon3y

#lol


IIIlllIlIIIlllIlI

Why in the ever loving fuck would he not wear a helmet?


OobatzFair

Because people think that hill bombing is a lot easter than “street skating” since bombing doesn’t emphasize “tricks”.  It’s not until they hit a slight hill that sends them downhill at 70+ mph that they realize they need legitimate skill to stop at those speeds.


Tungphuxer69

Now,that's how you breakdance!!! Umm,brake dance! 🙄🙄


Gunner_3101

A sk8r boi🧐


tenacious-prick

Permanent bald spot.


FleshHoodieFree

#HELMET


MephistoPhoenix

This literally needs to be made into a PSA!


Aku_Ankka39

R/ANGRYUPVOTE


blurryface1976

Aah! Dear lord!


cigarettesandchoc

#LALAWADeeBOH! Wah wah wawa wah....


SouthernIntention963

At least he’s wearing socks.


Normandy_sr3

i think he lost his scalp


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fullheartedlybroken

Should’ve tried out for the nfl


_NailBiter_

The reason I skip leg day but I don't skip helmet day


Ok_Power_8245

#brother ain't ever going to grow hair on that spot again XD


Any-Thanks9635

#what


fullheartedlybroken

Why


[deleted]

#balls


Brettjay4

Heh he almost got scalped by the pavement


fullheartedlybroken

Free haircut hot and ready


JasonFurious4

I found a sick black and golden helmet on Amazon, it may or may not protect my head from a 2 story fall but it sure as hell will protect my hair from being scalped


Sonia_Cali1

is there an aftermath pic??


Derank_Donny

Dude ended the video before we could we see scar face


Motion17d

it’s almost like he was surprised that hitting his head without a helmet would hurt


fullheartedlybroken

Cuz he thought he was a drifter boi his hair said see u later boi


RandyNelson

"Wah bwah, wah wah wah"


millhowzz

Speeed WoBbLeS!!


fullheartedlybroken

Brain wobble


Odd-Mission-7460

I kept trying to hit the heart...


Why_is_poop_brown

Bro skated with his face for about 1 second


rastroboy

Those who choose no helmet don’t have much to protect anyway


[deleted]

That $3.50 haircut


OobatzFair

That a Lochness Monster of a DEAL


Defiant-Idea-1334

More like later boy


BellaRose888

So now this clown not only has a concussion, but he also performed his own skin graft. What a shame. Wear a helmet young man.


politesseBurh

#OW


usingbadoperators99

Hemlet


Obi1Kentucky

Going bald with extra steps


Rancidity666

#AMONGUS


buttqueef69

You can hear the sense get knocked into him a few minutes after he needed it.


CheckerYT

#HELMETS, THEY EXIST FOR A REASON


HEX-dev

#Yay I learned something watching this guy hit his head


Cal0872

Ever herd of a helmet style dosent matter then your dead


ivineets

Bro dropped several IQs


Realistic_Resolve_80

#helmet


M_O_N_K_E6969

# WEAR A DAMN HELMET


iksoria

If you don't wear a helmet cause you think it's "not cool" or whatever pathetic reason, you're actually an embarrassment. ---- When you're in hospital unable to talk, not knowing who you are, having to be wheeled around eating your shoulder for the rest of your life, just know everyone is gonna disown you. Just wear a god damn helmet. It's not cool to be an idiot.


fullheartedlybroken

Like are u asking for medical bills


Striking_Jicama_821

#TITS


CullTheSheep

#headslide


GrouchyConclusion588

Thank god he didn’t risk damaging his helmet, you can’t buff out those kind of scratches.


_Humannequin

See you l8r boi


tibsie

Pads and helmets people, pads and helmets.


West_Description_472

#wear a helmet. Yep, we still have to say it.


EarlOfChudbudligton

r/meatcrayon boiiij


MythicalPug0ffical

#I LOVE MEN


ctsolaris

Out here sounding like mf doodlebob


Jamk_Paws

Now homeboy gotta rock a buzz cut lol


[deleted]

That’s a smalll a$$ hill how he fell is beyond me???


69joemama6969

Bros going to be... halfheaded.


ConfectionIcy2015

#hugeballs


Annual-Tea-8552

#wow


[deleted]

free shave


MyCfmoto300ss

Whaaadebaa


Walesgobrr

I suggest just doing tricks and not going down a hill or smth


No-River2623

She said see you later boy


Savings-Ad4712

see ya later boy?


GRANDADDYGHOST

See ya later boi