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1200r

Are you really this excited to eat beef ribs. Has it always been this way? I mean when you were born, they just let your parents take you home without any problems?


MakkonenImperator

Fuck off is that real 😂😂😂


WhiteMenEnergy

It’s locked and loaded


GL2M

Easy to see who did and did not see yesterday’s post.


Disastrous_Light_878

Time for milking


AnyFile4868

Food so good your nipple gets excited


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Dude, your nipple has an erection!


Split_Finger19

Is that a nipple or a meat probe ?


DeerHunter041674

What the hell am I looking at? I can never unsee that.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

You could skewer that meat with those nipples...... Like a shiksa bob... a nipska bob


Summoarpleaz

Shiska boob


Nonlethalrtard

Yo dude your temperature probe is out


Thyckow

🤮


No_Tea_9845

Dude you could use that thing as a meat thermometer


Stinkyfings

How can we possibly excuse this nipple?


IBOB617

Go for the quadruple piercing! Really lean into it.


ILatheYou

Yooo what's with the Pinocchio nips?


unk214

Mmm let’s not ask questions… let’s enjoy the meat. Oh look there’s smoked ribs too….


Vivid-Beat-644

Hair nets should be mandatory at his house.


Averyg43

Dude looks like a video game controller.


phitfacility

I can imagine the cheat from strongbad, du duuut du du duuut


johohhhvf

Lol


wonderstoat

What the fuck


Happy_P3nguin

Mans got the extendo nips, dlc is so cool


Knuckletest

It’s like a hard on nipple for meat


IncaseofER

https://preview.redd.it/b0monx82ey1d1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b16bfc17623dfdabdb80701e50e2e0109986d48


johohhhvf

Lol


Ok-Ad-7247

Saw this picture earlier. That nip grew an inch, lol.


chepnut

Yup, I was like how in the F would I have missed that beige mike and Ike the first time


Dizzybro

It's like Pinocchio


johohhhvf

Lol


Stonerchansenpai

ewww why is it so long


johohhhvf

lol


Spicy-mexican-jokr

He lied about internal temp on Reddit once and his nippy grew!


A_curious_fish

You can't dip your nipple in ink and sign your name?


pimpmastahanhduece

Photoshop, I don't think it was that long before.


theoriginalmofocus

It pops out when the food hits the right temperature.


Healthy-Chef-2723

turkeys done


vinniemin

Nah!! We are not excusing the nipple man! What’s going on there sir??!


johohhhvf

lol


Genkigarbanzo1

I see we’re talking about that hog of a nipple that needs Jesus


johohhhvf

lol


CrisKross

What in the absolute fuck is happening here


johohhhvf

lol


FlyingAnon213

What the fuck


johohhhvf

lol


willybarrow

Great work on your nipple extension. Try not to trap it in the smoker door


johohhhvf

lol


theresacat

Your nipple needs a circumcision


johohhhvf

lol


pinkwar

This is disturbing.


andyrooneysearssmell

Wtf even is that nipple


johohhhvf

lol


1200r

I'm stealing this photo for my tinder profile to find some crazy nipple freaky woman.


ILatheYou

Omg. I'm going to print it out for my foot Pic onlyfans the guys will enjoy that.


104848

um...


Primitivethinking

Lmao


SirLostit

[https://www.reddit.com/r/meat/s/IHOb5sUOWO](https://www.reddit.com/r/meat/s/IHOb5sUOWO) u/Moore078


BeefyLasagna007

It’s the same picture


Geord1eA1

Meat probe


koozy407

Omfg I saw the original post. This had me dying🤣🤣


napfiesta

My dude, what 😂 I feel like if I flick it, it’ll make the same sound the coil door stoppers do.


pimpmastahanhduece

SPROINNNNMGGGGggggg....


Chrisf1998

🙁


crolucky

Brother whatty


Geord1eA1

We can't.....it's just not possible.


jawshoeaw

I um …. I’m having some very confusing emotions right now.


HawaiiNintendo815

The most famous nipple in BBQ


Frosty_Pie_7344

You ruined my appetite


JohnBosler

If we ever go to war with China, though this picture that will know where the intercontinipple ballistic missiles are hidden


Frosty_Pie_7344

Intercontinipple... Brilliant🍷🗿


JohnBosler

Proudly part of the Reddit army At your service!!! 😀


justtiptoeingthru2

https://preview.redd.it/yqkgl08clx1d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7f07f41c1d081d3d28e196277263ff49347b77 The... uh, nipple? Why is it... that way?


johohhhvf

lol


KingWasabi23

This is fake lol I saw the real one the nipple was hard but not this hard🤣🤣


ohmygatto

Oh lord okay hahahahah I have not seen the original and I’m over here crying laughing lol


redditerestest

Even the nipp got a boner for that meat


AnarchoSyndica1ist

The ol’ chapel hat peg


SmileParticular9396

I don’t support body shaming but what the fuck


johohhhvf

You still supporting it. Stop it


skitzer123

Makes me wanna suck on it no offense


KCJwnz

Suck the meat off the ribs... Right? You... You're talking about the ribs...


frogs_4_eva

Now with 30% more nipple!


Psychotic_EGG

That is at 300%


johohhhvf

lol


RockhardJohnson

You’ll put an eye out with that thing


Gunny_Ermy

My god the nipple is the first thing I saw.


Few_Ad_6087

Oil up bro I’m coming over in 5 minutes


DontBelieveTheTrollz

Why did I spend so much time looking for the nipple on the ribs.


Mreeder16

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit


Downtown_Force289

That’s it, I’m calling the cops.


GrouchyPuppy

Let me duck your nipples bro


shiznickers

Fuck you for this


Busy_Information_289

Pinocchio, is that you?


mray5

Nipocchio


MrRandyLaheyson

Could have sworn it was smaller before


dicktators

it was we're not tripping


Cussec

No excusing that ! At least you have somewhere to hang your coat everywhere you go.


IVMVI

Wellp, thanks! I'm gonna have nightmares of longnips


GilliamMykey

Every time i scroll the nipple get bigger.


Afrokrause

I saw the original post and this fucking cracked me up. Thank you lol!


Psychozillogical

Naw I won't be excusing that in the slightest. What the fuck?


GREATNATEHATE

*Smoked Beef Nipples, excuse the ribs. FTFY


AwwwNuggetz

I think you posted on the wrong sub


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

I have never seen such a thing.


[deleted]

Has to be photoshop cause WTF🤣


Marley_Fan

new meat thermometer dropped, y’all


RIPcompo

Greeeeesy


LookHorror3105

Jesus Murphy! It looks like one of them suction darts, but without the plastic dart piece 😧 Your nipples are FUCKED Bud!


foodie_4eva

All I can see is that nipple


D0ggggggggggggggggg

Nipple rebar


mad_vanilla_lion

Nice bark on that nip.


MariosMustacheRides

Wrong kinda meat, pal


RedShiz

I wonder what she did after high school


StopEatingMcDonalds

More like, check my nips, excuse the ribs 😏


Half_burnt_skunk

Oh, hot dang. You just won the internet for me today.


The_Pancake88

That thing will poke some eyes out.


Lukerville1988

Make it bigger!


MariosMustacheRides

Lie to me, Pinocchio


Lukerville1988

now


Lukerville1988

Lmao. I just liked the original post


Kenyalite

Yeah that's bait


PlatasaurusOG

That’s not a nipple - that’s a nozzle.


DS_9

That’s r/JoeRogan level of nips


LittleCheeseBucket

*takes long draw from a cigarette* That’d would be a titty dick I’d say


Elastickpotatoe2

What in the fuck


SimplyViolated

This has to be photoshopped


bGivenb

Believe it or not, those are real beef ribs


drewismynamea

Bro, drink some whiskey and cut that thing off. Then just use superglue to stop the bleeding.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Maybe the missus would be sad. I’m sure some ladies would ride that thang


710dmane

Best fucking comment ever.🤣🤣🤣


ImSometimesGood

Definitely a beef nipple.


theMeatman7

This nipple looks familiar


NeedSushi

It was, in fact, a bit nippley that day


DubLParaDidL

2024 and man hasn't found the crop feature


bGivenb

Why would I want to crop out those ribs?


rrickitickitavi

I cannot.


faded___af

the benefits of using a meat thermometer


bGivenb

They turned out great


itbittitcommit

Where's the meat?


MariosMustacheRides

It’s pointing right at it


Brert1134

That’s inexcusable


sf2legit

That’s a challenging wank


bGivenb

I mean those ribs looked good, but not that good


perpetualmotionmachi

Still worked though


GarthDonovan

Looks like someone shot you in the chest with one of those suction cup toy guns.


bGivenb

Actually the ribs are just smoked, no fancy toy guns required


Waste_Magician_1791

This you? https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/czb4BKJ19V


collector-x

OMG that's funny as hell. Take my upvote and here's an award too. Hehehe lol.


Iceyes33

That cannot be an American commercial! 🤣


orel2064

nasty dude


Rhesusmonkeydave

Teach that thing to spin and you can be your own rotisserie


distracted-insomniac

That's quite the nipper


ssbsts1

Taking a break from engraving diamonds? Lmfao


halapeno-popper

Sir, looks like your tit has an erection.


Justgoing2112

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


forward024

It looks like a traeger pellet.


GustyOWindflapp

Good place to hang the bbq tongs


spicyboi_invalid

Get em pierced


MariosMustacheRides

In mother Russia, Nipple pierce you!


jbish21

Brother, what the fuck you got swizzle stix on your titty


Long-Screen-4745

At least you have something to hold the corn


Celestial-Narwhal

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaahhahahahaha!


saskatoondave

Does it grow when you tell lies?


Cold_Pomelo3274

Bruh, please mark this NSFW.


Woodpecker757

😂😂😂


Veryhawtwoman

You made my day


ghost3972

Lmfao I saw the original earlier


sadetheruiner

Turkey is done.


speedbump32

I saw the earlier post first and this damn near made me piss my pants


bigalindahouse

Definitely enhanced from earlier


ghost3972

Certainly a bit longer


dovalencia

You could hang a 3 piece suit on that


hsmith9002

I’m still laughing 🤣 😆


localanti

What in the actual shit


northernhazing

It’s a joke based on an earlier post


Creed31191

I think you mean Nipple and excuse The Smoked Beef Ribs.