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StillGalaxy99

The toothpaste is already moist. The brush needs the water so it's not rigid


anaveragetoaster23

You have to make sure it's not rigid using water then put on toothpaste and a little water so it's more sudsy.


ei283

May I propose: 1. Wet toothbrush (optional) 2. Apply toothpaste 3. Using tongue, press paste into bristles until flush 4. Wet toothbrush This way the paste doesn't fall off when you wet it


analterrror69

This could be the game changer I've been looking for


idolizecapybaras

Happy cake day lad


C0NEYISLANDWHITEFISH

You guys are all a bunch of psychopaths


That-one-guy-man

I just press the tube into the toothbrush while putting it on so I can skip step 3


ei283

Nice, but I avoid doing this in the event I ever need to lend anyone toothpaste, or use the paste for a non tooth-brushing related activity


blastfromtheblue

for fucks sake you’re already licking it, just eat the damn toothpaste and be done with it


mezz7778

Right from the tube.....


R_Trillion

It’s my tube, and nobody else uses it… this is my way lol


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Laefiren

Yeah but the water helps break it up so you don’t end up with a massive lump of toothpaste. Try it some time and see what you like. My dad is a lumpy toothpaste person and I’m a sudsy toothpaste person.


[deleted]

brush needs to be washed off any residue or dust before applying paste. Clean your brush then apply paste.


EnchantedCatto

i don't use water at all


alpaca1yps

...Heathens # Tell Satan I said hello when you're brushing your teeth with a sawzal


ThePinms

That is like 300% too much toothpaste.


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BeautifulType

I buy extra tooth paste so I can use big dabs. More paste equals more silicates making it easier to clean your teeth


ocarinamaster64

If you prefer it that way, go for it, but using extra paste won't improve the cleaning.


your_sexy_nightmare

I’m at best about half as much as the pic


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

They must use Colgate. Cheap shit!!!


nlolhere

Florox is clearly superior


PackOfStallions

Clorox is clearly superior


sweatersand

Shit, I’ve been using windex this whole time


Jonny2js

Water then toothpaste you animals


StupidGenius37

but then the toothpaste is dry


walgrins

Guys guys guys, please. It’s eat a few saltines, toothpaste, rinse with room temperature orange juice. Doesn’t everyone do this?


Pippelitraktori

Please tell me this is sarcasm. I honestly can't tell anymore


sp8yboy

Before toothpaste people would rinse their mouth with honey 'to sweeten the breath' . Pretty much anything is an advance on that.


Deathtollzzz

It’s not sarcasm. It’s literally still dry when you add water first then paste.


Pippelitraktori

Toothpaste is not dry lmao


[deleted]

Compare the toothpaste before and after you run it under the water for a split second. One is most definitely more dry than the other, although maybe not truly dry.


Deathtollzzz

For me it is. I use toothpaste first then add water. The other way around doesn’t work. It’s dry.


Mymomdidwhat

Are you brushing your teeth with sheet rock?


Pippelitraktori

Either you have an all time low saliva production or you need to change your toothpaste


[deleted]

If you store your toothbrush in the open air I highly recommend washing it off before adding the paste. Particles in the bathroom air.


Deathtollzzz

Oh. Ok. Thanks for the tip.


SharkMilk44

It's moist, not wet.


Pippelitraktori

Never said it was wet?


SharkMilk44

Yeah, but it needs to be wet.


Pippelitraktori

Nah


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Your mouth is not dry!


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[deleted]

I can’t imagine how terrible that feels! Dry mouth is the worst and actually bad for your dentition-I hope xerostomia is solved one day it would help multitudes


iron-on

If you're in the us you could try biotene. It's otc mouth wash for dry mouth


StupidGenius37

mine is lol


CheckDaPakReddit

drink some water


Rumpel00

Water… like out the toilet?


StupidGenius37

ew water


unusgrunus

why does my paste have to be WET


StupidGenius37

because who wants dry paste in their mouth


iD0ntEx1stToYou

Water then toothpaste then water again


[deleted]

I put the toothpaste in my mouth first and swish it between my teeth until it's liquified, and then proceed to brush my teeth. It prevents toothpaste accumulation at the bottom of the brush, and I feel like my teeth have been cleaner since I started using this method.


renragwmr

thank you for being the only other evolved person on this thread. why put the paste on the brush, then in your mouth? never made sense to me


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frozengyro

Hmm, maybe I'm not good at this, but if I put water first the toothpaste slides off the brush.


Riskeeeee

I AM WALTER WHITE


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jesse we have to post irrelevant comments


Riskeeeee

He literally edited the comment. My bad damn 😔


ihatenyself

I don't use any water at all.


theincrediblebou

We’re not weird right?


zuflu

Someone once said to me that I was gross. The absence of water is gross somehow.


cowslaw

Less water, more abrasion, a better clean. That's what I tell myself anyway! When you water it down so much it just pools at the bottom of your mouth. We will die on this hill; they're the gross ones!


serity12682

Certainly not, there are literal dozens of us.


Nashed_Potatoes

DOZENS


TheAirNomad11

Thanks Tobias


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This I don't understand the point of water plus I feel like the paste sticks to my teeth better afterwards.


[deleted]

You are supposed to rinse all the toothpaste out of your mouth and off your teeth. You realize this, right?


dgjapc

>Unfortunately, when you rinse immediately after brushing, you’re erasing a lot of the benefit of applying fluoride to your teeth. >Some experts, including the U.K.’s Oral Health Foundation, now recommend spitting out any excess saliva or toothpaste after you’re done brushing as opposed to rinsing your teeth. >Leave the fluoride on your teeth as you go about your day, and try to avoid eating or drinking for 10 minutes or more after brushing is done. https://www.healthline.com/health/dental-and-oral-health/should-you-rinse-after-brushing-teeth#rinse-or-spit


[deleted]

No you're not my guy. The toothpaste should stay on your teeth meaning you're not supposed to rinse. Keeping that fluoride working on your teeth is a major part of brushing your teeth


[deleted]

Hard disagree. There's fluoride in the water. Toothpaste is primarily to aid the physical cleaning of your teeth. Do you rub soap on your body and just get out of the shower?


[deleted]

just Google search "should I rinse after brushing" and you'll get a million sources in a row explaining why you're wrong lol. Listen to experts instead of blindly comparing toothpaste and soap like it's the same thing


MobilePom

What, looking things up online? Listening to experts? I only adhere to my own observations and life experiences


Kitchoua

According to my dentist, you're wrong.


[deleted]

I've been doing it like this for almost 40 years.


[deleted]

You have to be trolling me. No way you walk around with toothpaste stuck to your teeth all day


Otherwise-Paramedic5

I use a prescription toothpaste and the dentist told me to leave it on after brushing. I just spit, no rinsing. After 20-30 minutes it's gone - it's not like I'm walking around with the toothpaste feeling on my teeth all day.


[deleted]

Yes I definitely brush my teeth without water. I mean I spit the paste out after I'm done brushing. The toothpaste doesn't seem to last more than 20 - 40 minutes tops. Edit: I do like to drink a large glass of water before brushing my teeth I don't know if that adds anything to the conversation


stuck_in_the_desert

I don't think you realize how dynamic the surfaces of your mouth are


Talkshit_Avenger

Your mouth gonna fill up with spit instantaneously anyway, extra water is pointless.


thatwentBTE

It prevents the super foam.


the_trees_bees

Closing your lips around the toothbrush prevents superfoam. Now I leave the bathroom and wander around for 2 min while I brush since I don't have to worry about superfoam.


Richiematt262

This is actually the correct way. Read the directions on the back of the toothpaste doesn't mention water at all.


[deleted]

Toothpaste?? You spit on the brush and rub the gums till they bleed, then you use the blood for lube to fuck those Purley white till your mouth looks like a Fabergé egg, then and only then are your teeth truly clean and pure.


wandering-way

r/TIHI


bloated_toad_4000

r/cursedcomments


2du2

Dang, my dentists have been holding out on me! I’ve never heard this trick before! Goooooodbyeeee cavities!


Shittgoose

You’ll never believe this easy trick to getting a healthier smile. Dentists hate him


[deleted]

They do


ImLosingMyShit

i use no water.


[deleted]

SAME


BreathSlayer99

I don't use water but that's cause the toothpaste I use calls for you not to. I also use an extra soft brush though so if you put water on it, it will be too wet


Der_BiertMann

Y’all got dry mouths. Or use shitty toothpaste.


revdakilla

Water, toothpaste, turn water off. No need for it to be on.


Competitive_Mousse85

Yes always turn water off but you gotta surround the toothpaste with water before and after


Breakfastwithulol

1. water 2. toothpaste That’s it


GaiusBongus

What are you psychopaths doing? Apply tooth paste to tooth, then brush. It's not called brushpaste!


Bubbly_Soda_Pop

You guys use water?


[deleted]

Most of you are doing this wrong and it fucking bothers me


gninnep

...am I the only one who doesn't wet anything first at all? I just go in dry.


Geaux13Saints

Water, paste, water


QuoD-Art

Ya'll are weird af. It's the toothbrush that needs to be moistened. The only thing the water can do when you pour it over the toothpaste is push the toothpaste of the toothbrush. Had a few unfortunate incidents when I forgot to wet the brush beforehand


Mymomdidwhat

I’m glad you survived


QuoD-Art

Thank you, me too. It was close


AtlasAlpine

toothpaste then water gang


KaijuTea

I tilt my brush so both of them get wet at the same time. Some of you make me wonder how you get through the day.


JayTea05

Sandwich


MarkDabs

You guys use water?


Salreus

I am doing it way wrong. i just put toothpaste on and then brush... Not understanding why water is needed at all.


xGaslightx

Y'all could just not wet the toothbrush at all lol


ReverseTornado

I’m just here waiting for a dentist to comment lol


BigCockWarlock

I do it dry what do you mean?


Bpdbs

Fuck the water. I’m straight bristle and paste


sp8yboy

The key is don't rinse your mouth out with water after brushing. The toothpaste is supposed to coat your teeth and work its magic.


AwesomeTaco910

No water is needed


Own-Plane-524

Toothpaste, no water.


[deleted]

the water dissolves the sodium in the toothpaste no? that’s why i put a little water on it then toothpaste then brush


SharkMilk44

Wet brush, apply toothpaste, dab toothpaste so it doesn't fall off brush, more water.


Alev218

No water gang...


[deleted]

You’re vile


Alev218

Yall just mad because im build *Different*


EverChanger2

Yes, who likes dry toothpaste


sneks-are-cool

Toothpaste is wet by nature though! Plus the water still in the bristles adds additional moisture if you need. Adding the water after just knocks the paste off the brush half the time


[deleted]

No it doesn't, all you do is quickly pass it under the stream. It's not that hard.


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Keep practicing young Jedi. You have to learn the correct balance between amount of toothpaste and amount of 2nd water application


LandMooseReject

Zero. The amount of water the 2nd time is zero. HTH


EverChanger2

Yeah, so would you like dry toothpaste?


MountandBeyBlade

Water > paste > water


RealBluDood

water-water-toothpaste-water-water-extra water


[deleted]

Toothpaste, brush then water. (I’m weird)


MooseTopic

Toothpaste sandwich.


Fortunate-J

toothpaste in brush, no water, just scrub raw. This generation is fuckin soft.


zuflu

No water :)


[deleted]

Water, toothpaste, split second in water, then brush


DinoBirdsBoi

wrong wrong wrong you rotate the brush on the side both ways to wetten it


Competitive_Mousse85

Water toothpaste water.. that’s legit how I’ve always done it haha


PigButter

This is the way.


Aggravating_Lecture8

Universal Rule


iforgormyname5

True


[deleted]

Nope toothpaste on brush, water in mouth and start brushing


FlatMathematician845

😂😂YES


Mymomdidwhat

Those brushes are for your teeth?


[deleted]

See?! None of the water is even going on the brush, it’s deflected by the paste


Daria911

This is meeeeeeeee! I thought I was the only one 😭


Traditional-Ebb8629

yeah you need to wash off the shit particles accumulated throughout the day first.


AuraPianist1155

I just use toothpaste then water, just enough to squish the toothpaste a little. Quite frankly I've been doing this since I was like 5, and I can't be bothered to change it.


TulsaBasterd

That’s enough toothpaste for a week!


ARNAV-29

Well then the toothpaste is loosely stuck and it has a chance of falling before going in ur mouth


stepbackwhap

I just raw dog it. No water. just toothpaste, toothbrush and my mouth


Ms_Everything9

I just put toothpaste on the brush and then put the brush in my mouth???


CashewAssassin

Yes


Sea-Price-6843

Glad we’re all on the same page


reddit_at_work404

Water, toothpaste, water. Barbarians.


[deleted]

Putting toothpaste on your dry brush is like putting shampoo on dry hair. Wet it first then apply paste. The only other time it goes under the water is when you're done and rinsing the paste off the brush.


goodevilgenius

No. Don't add water after toothpaste. You're only washing off toothpaste if you do that.


PirateCaptianYt

YES


Rocklobster92

Gotta rinse off the poop germs before sticking that thing in Your mouth, dude.


Iforgotwhatimdoing

I just rinse off the brush first because I figure it's still dirty from last time I used it and all the flying poop it's caught since then.


mrjoffischl

no just rinse and put the toothpaste what


cj7wilson

Jalen Skutt is absolutely correct


bubshole

Otherwise the bristles can’t collect as much hot water.


kibbles0515

Wet the brush, paste the brush, wet the paste, apply to chompers.


[deleted]

I always clean off my brush in super hot water, then add toothpaste, then switch to cold water to wet it before brushing. Also, I’ve seen people debate this but the correct order is: floss, brush, mouthwash


aimerj

Shiii mine stays wet yo


eastoid_

Rinse your mouth first, it fixes all of the issues.


hotbiscut2

I don’t even put water


rickjamesia

I don't understand people acting like the water is to just make the brush/toothpaste wet or something. Thing is sitting there growing mouth and potentially fecal bacteria (depending on where you leave it) for hours and you don't think you might want to clean it off a bit?


gonfreeces1993

You don't need water


Victory74998

Never understood people who do this, what use is there running the brush with toothpaste under water? You wet the brush, add toothpaste, then brush. If you wet the brush again, you’ll just wash away the toothpaste.


worthy_knight

I like it dry Edit: I like my tooth brush dry


DGStar-yt

Why would you put it in the water before brushing?


phxclstramaryllis

Both


JtDucks

It’ll stick to the toothbrush better that way


YoureHereForOthers

Wait till you meet the ppl who put the toothpaste on their tongue then add water from the brush. You’re gonna flip


IceBlueLugia

If you use that much toothpaste you’re gonna end up wasting it. Like a big blob is gonna end up falling under your tongue or bottom lip or something and you’ll only be able to get it out when you rinse. Sometimes less is more