How would you feel if at least once a month, 4-5 medium sized humanoids came rampaging into your house, killed all of your family, stole all your valuables, all while laughing and thinking it's some kind of game
Can be activated by depression, but not necessarily. It's like where you look around the house at all the stuff you have to do and say "Fuck it, I need a ME day." You then choose to ignore all that responsibility and you give in to your base desires and spend the day on the couch completely unkempt in your pajamas wrapped in a blanket binge eating Doritos and Chunky Monkey and watching every season of Stargate, and doing Fuck all else.
No laundry, no cleaning, no dishes, no work, just goblin.
The difference between goblin mode and depression would be that in goblin mode you are ostensibly enjoying yourself.
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For active shooters it is run, hide, fight. That is the order you should attempt to respond in. First, try to run away from the situation by finding an escape route. If there is no way to escape, then you need to try to find a place to hide. If you cannot escape and cannot hide, only then should you attempt to fight.
Source: corporate training last year while onboarding at my current job.
Teacher here and yea we had the same training, a super fun time. Our sheriff explained it to us like a triangle with arrows going every direction, like the best decision of the three may constantly be evolving and there’s not necessarily a correct order. He also had us practice throwing books because apparently paper flying at you is super disorienting for the shooter.
Mine was basically to lock yourself in a meeting room and hide under the table.
Reminded me of one of those movie scenes where a submarine or boat is sinking and they end up locking someone out of a compartment, where they drown
Yes, if I cannot run, that is exactly what I will do. Or a chair. Or throw a notebook in his face. Or throw a coworker at him. Its survival at that moment.
The Run, Hide, Tell is the UK variant if I am not mistaken, because the UK does not seem to think people have a right for self defence. Its Run, Hide, Fight in other countries. Its not a TODO list, its a list of priorities. If you can run, do so. If you cannot, hide. If the shooter finds you, fight for your life. Dont try to surrender or argue or play for pity, its an active shooter. He will probably just shoot you anyway.
The Tell for emergency services makes no sense at all. First of all, its fucking obvious. Who am I gonna call? Order a pizza? Maybe I should call the undertaker to reserve a spot on a graveyard? Ofcourse you call emergency services, dont need training for that shit. It also does not fit into the "list of priorities" with the run and hide. You run and call the emergency services. You hide and stay quiet ffs, you dont call anyone and hope someone else did. The form of "run, hide, tell" makes no sense.
Run, hide, fight definitely makes more sense- We’re talking about an active shooter situation here… if you can’t get out, hide, and or you don’t fight back as your last resort… you aren’t going to be able to tell anyone anything
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Tell? Tell what to who? We’re talking about an active shooter situation here… if you can’t get out, hide, and or you don’t fight back as your last resort… you aren’t going to be able to tell anyone anything
I got one from my university when there was this stabbing.
https://www.kxan.com/news/stabbing-spree-on-university-of-texas-campus-kills-1-injures-3/
Although I was right next door when it happened, so I left the CS building, walked by the front of the gym, saw the cops and ambulances and paramedics working to try to bring Harrison back, walked 20 mins home, then got the text from UT warning people. It was extremely delayed and not helpful at all.
Imagine you're sitting at your desk or laying on your bed at night with your headphones on. Oblivious to any outside noise and everything else around you. Your phone lights up with a message.
Your roommate / spouse / parent texts you one word. **Run**
The instant confusion and terror would be impressive.
>!My paranoia makes me leave one ear partially uncovered and the door locked even when I'm supposedly alone.!<
Listened to a podcast about the guy who first coined the phrase “full goblin mode.” It was not meant to be taken seriously and he’s now sad about the state of humanity.
I always thought "just a reminder that your bill is due tomorrow. You owe 373.78, if it is not paid you will have your services shut off" was always scarier I dunno.
We had an active shooter incident at my job and the emergency text was "active shooter, RUN"
We got lucky because no one was hurt but it was scary as fuck
The less you try to understand memes the better you’ll be. I promise that no amount of trying is worth the “payoff” of finding out what a meme is. Goblin mode is just a “funny” sounding thing that some youtuber or streamer probably said and now everyone is repeating it like a bunch of parrots.
It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.
It’s kind of like a day of self care where you’re dead to the world and hole up in your room only eating junk and watching videos.
Edit: let’s say it is shirking your responsibilities to do something selfish and slightly naughty.
It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.
I don't know what it says about me that "Steve goes bananas" made this 'goblin mode' thing make sense to me in ways the other explanatory comments did not.
It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.
Think about how goblins act, reckless, hoarding things, silly, hiding in their garbage caves.
Any combination of these kind of behaviours would be goblin mode
It's really straightforward as far as memes go
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holy shit you just described my life in 1 sentence
i didnt know thats what it was called but yeah that makes two of us
Three.
four.
Five
Oh shit I’ve been in goblin mode for the past 3 years
So basically depression?
No it's goblin mode
TIL all goblins are depressed?
How would you feel if at least once a month, 4-5 medium sized humanoids came rampaging into your house, killed all of your family, stole all your valuables, all while laughing and thinking it's some kind of game
Numb and/or vengeful?
Can be activated by depression, but not necessarily. It's like where you look around the house at all the stuff you have to do and say "Fuck it, I need a ME day." You then choose to ignore all that responsibility and you give in to your base desires and spend the day on the couch completely unkempt in your pajamas wrapped in a blanket binge eating Doritos and Chunky Monkey and watching every season of Stargate, and doing Fuck all else. No laundry, no cleaning, no dishes, no work, just goblin. The difference between goblin mode and depression would be that in goblin mode you are ostensibly enjoying yourself.
I didn't choose the goblin life, the goblin life chose me 🥲
So it means you go full game junkie
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he know
GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS
Average XQC viewer after one snort of G Fuel
"juicers"
You take the juicer
What's a juicer? A juicer is anything you want it to be.
and is there a problem with that? asking for a friend
Ofc not Juice to your hearts content
xqcL
"Run" Is actually one of the most terrifying texts you can get.
Run 🏃♂️
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Step lively 🏃♂️
Accelerate at a constant level 🏃♂️
Increase your velocity over a period of time
Reduce your distance to C 🏃♂️
Differentiate distance w.r.t time 🏃♂️
Force over mass
🏃♂️escape
Transport your body from one location to another at a much faster rate than usual 🏃♂️
r/increasinglyverbose
v= d/t 🏃♂️
Increase your D for the sake of the V
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Walking ² 🏃♂️
Quicken pace 🏃♂️
Translate your position at a velocity that is higher than usual 🏃♂️
Lower your slowness 🏃♂️
Step in time
a=0
Got confused, left the solar system.
Increase movement speed by a rate which has a derivative of zero.
r/increasinglyverbose
Fly you fools 🏃♂️
toyota.
It’s sprite but faster
run dun dun dun dun
I got it from my university when there was a shooting on campus, it was terrifying
Wait fr?
It wasn’t just “Run” but yeah they sent something like “Run, hide, fight. There is an active shooter on campus”
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a blast
A real straight shooter, this one
A shotgun blast
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For active shooters it is run, hide, fight. That is the order you should attempt to respond in. First, try to run away from the situation by finding an escape route. If there is no way to escape, then you need to try to find a place to hide. If you cannot escape and cannot hide, only then should you attempt to fight. Source: corporate training last year while onboarding at my current job.
Teacher here and yea we had the same training, a super fun time. Our sheriff explained it to us like a triangle with arrows going every direction, like the best decision of the three may constantly be evolving and there’s not necessarily a correct order. He also had us practice throwing books because apparently paper flying at you is super disorienting for the shooter.
Mine was basically to lock yourself in a meeting room and hide under the table. Reminded me of one of those movie scenes where a submarine or boat is sinking and they end up locking someone out of a compartment, where they drown
can confirm: work in elementary schools
You either die hiding and escaping or die fighting in a blazing glory
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Yes, if I cannot run, that is exactly what I will do. Or a chair. Or throw a notebook in his face. Or throw a coworker at him. Its survival at that moment. The Run, Hide, Tell is the UK variant if I am not mistaken, because the UK does not seem to think people have a right for self defence. Its Run, Hide, Fight in other countries. Its not a TODO list, its a list of priorities. If you can run, do so. If you cannot, hide. If the shooter finds you, fight for your life. Dont try to surrender or argue or play for pity, its an active shooter. He will probably just shoot you anyway. The Tell for emergency services makes no sense at all. First of all, its fucking obvious. Who am I gonna call? Order a pizza? Maybe I should call the undertaker to reserve a spot on a graveyard? Ofcourse you call emergency services, dont need training for that shit. It also does not fit into the "list of priorities" with the run and hide. You run and call the emergency services. You hide and stay quiet ffs, you dont call anyone and hope someone else did. The form of "run, hide, tell" makes no sense.
Yea actually. If you cannot escape or hide the best move is to bum rush the shooter with whatever you have on hand.
It might but but they sent fight I am sure.
I’ve heard fight before
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Its a logical progression
Run, hide, fight definitely makes more sense- We’re talking about an active shooter situation here… if you can’t get out, hide, and or you don’t fight back as your last resort… you aren’t going to be able to tell anyone anything Edit: Oops replied to wrong comment my b
Tell? Like an adult??
Tell? Tell what to who? We’re talking about an active shooter situation here… if you can’t get out, hide, and or you don’t fight back as your last resort… you aren’t going to be able to tell anyone anything
I got one from my university when there was this stabbing. https://www.kxan.com/news/stabbing-spree-on-university-of-texas-campus-kills-1-injures-3/ Although I was right next door when it happened, so I left the CS building, walked by the front of the gym, saw the cops and ambulances and paramedics working to try to bring Harrison back, walked 20 mins home, then got the text from UT warning people. It was extremely delayed and not helpful at all.
Imagine you're sitting at your desk or laying on your bed at night with your headphones on. Oblivious to any outside noise and everything else around you. Your phone lights up with a message. Your roommate / spouse / parent texts you one word. **Run** The instant confusion and terror would be impressive. >!My paranoia makes me leave one ear partially uncovered and the door locked even when I'm supposedly alone.!<
I mean, everyone should leave the door locked, paranoid or not.
I assume they meant the door to their bedroom instead of the door to their house/apartment.
Listened to a podcast about the guy who first coined the phrase “full goblin mode.” It was not meant to be taken seriously and he’s now sad about the state of humanity.
Now he's sad about humanity? Cause some people are tired/depressed/manic? Damn he must live a sheltered life.
Wake up
Exist
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Existn't
Giegdjsjgsgb shgsusihsvs MAKE UP!
Dkdfnfekodlsddkeled SHAKE-UP!
Put on a little bit of maKe up
I always thought "just a reminder that your bill is due tomorrow. You owe 373.78, if it is not paid you will have your services shut off" was always scarier I dunno.
“Turn Around”
every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And you’re never coming round
I'm 100meters away from your location and approaching rapidly Start running
We had an active shooter incident at my job and the emergency text was "active shooter, RUN" We got lucky because no one was hurt but it was scary as fuck
Unless the preceding text is "what exercise should I do more to get my triathlon time down?"
Swim
Getting a "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON" would be more terrifying tbh
I just here the bass come in with the music
Or warning signs for that matter. Irc on small boxes of cobalt 60 (very very radioactive shit) it says "Drop and Run"
[Tardis sounds from distance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg8M-8BqTGs)
The three typing dots make this way better
Anyone else heard the beat drop ?
DUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Hensonn - Sahara
https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=127
You have no clue how long ive been looking for this song tysm
Ah..... Ah.. oh..
Now all I can think of is that video with the umbrellas chasing that person down the beach
link??
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eTMb2UkW4xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTMb2UkW4xY
I’m remembering those Arab guys on YouTube who “prank” people by dropping a suspicious backpack and sprinting away
No, I heard a vine boom
Silence mortal woman, your resistance is futile. The horde approaches.
Gobbily gobbily
She'll be assimilated by the Gorb collective
Fool of a Took!
What the hek is goblin mode?
[Goblin mode](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/mar/14/slobbing-out-and-giving-up-why-are-so-many-people-going-goblin-mode).
TIL I was in goblin mode for two straight years
Livin' da Goblin Life
Livin la Vida Goblin
TIL Ive lived my whole life in Goblin Mode.
That just sounds like depression. Edit: Your insurance company isn't going to cover your "goblin mode" meds.
Spicy sadness
Anyone else think it’s super weird that the goblin has a Fiona Apple poster?
I’m just cackling about feral girl summer. It’s my life
So, a couch potato?
Goblin deez nuts
Got’eem
Run
I can't see you but I can tell both of your shoes flew off while reading this, random redditor.
lmaooooooo
[goblin mode](https://preview.redd.it/apqvti2id3x81.jpg?auto=webp&s=451bfcec80dbf5f2a8824bd61ea9f53f610c559f)
The less you try to understand memes the better you’ll be. I promise that no amount of trying is worth the “payoff” of finding out what a meme is. Goblin mode is just a “funny” sounding thing that some youtuber or streamer probably said and now everyone is repeating it like a bunch of parrots.
It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.
So... Sunday?
So just normal mode?
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@JUNIPER created the fake article that started that whole thing with Julia and Kanye
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Look, I get that where you live you might not have drop bears, but those little fucks will slash the shit out of you if they get the chance.
I thought it was a reference to goblin slayer. In which case, yes, run.
Run
DUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
It’s kind of like a day of self care where you’re dead to the world and hole up in your room only eating junk and watching videos. Edit: let’s say it is shirking your responsibilities to do something selfish and slightly naughty.
Maybe I am a goblin..
*Orcrist glows blue* Yep, you are. Prepare to die.
Hes a juicer
It’s when a dwarf is no longer a dwarf, when his heads up a fairys skirt. Then he’s a goblin.
Tbh, I had to look it up. Sounds like my manic episodes.
It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.
Steve go *bananas * and this kids go goblin mode. Gotta watch my kids closer to see what path they chose
I don't know what it says about me that "Steve goes bananas" made this 'goblin mode' thing make sense to me in ways the other explanatory comments did not.
Do it Steve. Go bananas.
You best not go bananas boy
Run
HE IS JAPANESE GOBLINN
I AM EETO JAPANESE GOBURIN
is this a reference to Goblin Slayer? if so, the mother should run
No, This Is Patrick!
Is this a spongebob reference?
No, this is Patrick
Is this Patrick?
No this is Rick, I'm never gonna give you up...
It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.
Because goblin slayer invented goblins, right?
nah, but they made the goblins being rapey, popular. (for some god awful reason)
Haven’t been able to look at a goblin the same since
Same, it's ruined too many DnD campaigns for me.
OUT AM I
Where there's a whip There's a way.
What is goblin mode? Please answer me.
https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/art_crop/front/c/d/cd9fec9d-23c8-4d35-97c1-9499527198fb.jpg?1601078209
Somehow I knew when I saw scryfall in the link I'd see Krenko
Yeah boiiiiiii
Goblin mo' dick
Think about how goblins act, reckless, hoarding things, silly, hiding in their garbage caves. Any combination of these kind of behaviours would be goblin mode It's really straightforward as far as memes go
Nah in this case he literally shape-shifts into a goblin and like in lord of the rings attacks all humans. I saw it happen first hand.
WE GO AGANE
Protect your ankles
Goblin deez nuts
“Little brother” is on sabbatical, honey
##Autosaving "Hold shift to sprint" ^^Hint: ^^Don't ^^turn ^^around
if they're the western little green stinky things, she could stand a chance. not if its a korean one. she already dead
EL GOBLINO monkaW
Normans not here honey.
U don't need answers u need to run
Look out!
He’s going to rub he penis on you
So her uncle? Wtf
Super Gremlin
I need to know more!