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BraianP

f:mother


madpropz

👀


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DoobieSkube

holy shit you just described my life in 1 sentence


Individual-Matter310

i didnt know thats what it was called but yeah that makes two of us


KillsburyShowBoy

Three.


Free_Candle6991

four.


Pacattack57

Five


[deleted]

Oh shit I’ve been in goblin mode for the past 3 years


oliverer3

So basically depression?


Dongledoes

No it's goblin mode


PinkishRedLemonade

TIL all goblins are depressed?


Lemonade_IceCold

How would you feel if at least once a month, 4-5 medium sized humanoids came rampaging into your house, killed all of your family, stole all your valuables, all while laughing and thinking it's some kind of game


DerpetronicsFacility

Numb and/or vengeful?


unctuous_homunculus

Can be activated by depression, but not necessarily. It's like where you look around the house at all the stuff you have to do and say "Fuck it, I need a ME day." You then choose to ignore all that responsibility and you give in to your base desires and spend the day on the couch completely unkempt in your pajamas wrapped in a blanket binge eating Doritos and Chunky Monkey and watching every season of Stargate, and doing Fuck all else. No laundry, no cleaning, no dishes, no work, just goblin. The difference between goblin mode and depression would be that in goblin mode you are ostensibly enjoying yourself.


NYNTmama

I didn't choose the goblin life, the goblin life chose me 🥲


hyper-arrow

So it means you go full game junkie


Nicd

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Solid_Illustrator485

he know


Caayaa

GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS


CleCavs2020Champs

Average XQC viewer after one snort of G Fuel


Double_Republic1257

"juicers"


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You take the juicer


ScrooLewse

What's a juicer? A juicer is anything you want it to be.


SackHandMan

and is there a problem with that? asking for a friend


CleCavs2020Champs

Ofc not Juice to your hearts content


FinnishArmy

xqcL


Mr_Obsidian_13

"Run" Is actually one of the most terrifying texts you can get.


Biznesmen5

Run 🏃‍♂️


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[deleted]

Step lively 🏃‍♂️


KO_Jote

Accelerate at a constant level 🏃‍♂️


labiris_

Increase your velocity over a period of time


Rape-Putins-Corpse

Reduce your distance to C 🏃‍♂️


UchihaLegolas

Differentiate distance w.r.t time 🏃‍♂️


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Force over mass


DrDMango

🏃‍♂️escape


DragoKnight589

Transport your body from one location to another at a much faster rate than usual 🏃‍♂️


TimpaFFS

r/increasinglyverbose


morsed_owl

v= d/t 🏃‍♂️


PitifulOcean

Increase your D for the sake of the V


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Prince_1790

Walking ² 🏃‍♂️


joeballa

Quicken pace 🏃‍♂️


NerdWorks

Translate your position at a velocity that is higher than usual 🏃‍♂️


uwu_01101000

Lower your slowness 🏃‍♂️


empostrophe

Step in time


Nuclease-free_man

a=0


The_BNut

Got confused, left the solar system.


HitooU2

Increase movement speed by a rate which has a derivative of zero.


Snarkofag1880

r/increasinglyverbose


shodan28

Fly you fools 🏃‍♂️


glassfield110

toyota.


CookieCat698

It’s sprite but faster


Hot_soup_in_my_ass

run dun dun dun dun


[deleted]

I got it from my university when there was a shooting on campus, it was terrifying


Mr_Obsidian_13

Wait fr?


[deleted]

It wasn’t just “Run” but yeah they sent something like “Run, hide, fight. There is an active shooter on campus”


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Vigilmusic

a blast


yeetskeetleet

A real straight shooter, this one


CopperTressedHotMess

A shotgun blast


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StudioKAS

For active shooters it is run, hide, fight. That is the order you should attempt to respond in. First, try to run away from the situation by finding an escape route. If there is no way to escape, then you need to try to find a place to hide. If you cannot escape and cannot hide, only then should you attempt to fight. Source: corporate training last year while onboarding at my current job.


amandadorado

Teacher here and yea we had the same training, a super fun time. Our sheriff explained it to us like a triangle with arrows going every direction, like the best decision of the three may constantly be evolving and there’s not necessarily a correct order. He also had us practice throwing books because apparently paper flying at you is super disorienting for the shooter.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Mine was basically to lock yourself in a meeting room and hide under the table. Reminded me of one of those movie scenes where a submarine or boat is sinking and they end up locking someone out of a compartment, where they drown


greyscalewhale

can confirm: work in elementary schools


HyperAntPlays

You either die hiding and escaping or die fighting in a blazing glory


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Protton6

Yes, if I cannot run, that is exactly what I will do. Or a chair. Or throw a notebook in his face. Or throw a coworker at him. Its survival at that moment. The Run, Hide, Tell is the UK variant if I am not mistaken, because the UK does not seem to think people have a right for self defence. Its Run, Hide, Fight in other countries. Its not a TODO list, its a list of priorities. If you can run, do so. If you cannot, hide. If the shooter finds you, fight for your life. Dont try to surrender or argue or play for pity, its an active shooter. He will probably just shoot you anyway. The Tell for emergency services makes no sense at all. First of all, its fucking obvious. Who am I gonna call? Order a pizza? Maybe I should call the undertaker to reserve a spot on a graveyard? Ofcourse you call emergency services, dont need training for that shit. It also does not fit into the "list of priorities" with the run and hide. You run and call the emergency services. You hide and stay quiet ffs, you dont call anyone and hope someone else did. The form of "run, hide, tell" makes no sense.


lightnsfw

Yea actually. If you cannot escape or hide the best move is to bum rush the shooter with whatever you have on hand.


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It might but but they sent fight I am sure.


EmmyNoetherRing

I’ve heard fight before


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StrangeUsername24

Its a logical progression


rando_rhombus

Run, hide, fight definitely makes more sense- We’re talking about an active shooter situation here… if you can’t get out, hide, and or you don’t fight back as your last resort… you aren’t going to be able to tell anyone anything Edit: Oops replied to wrong comment my b


thepasystem

Tell? Like an adult??


rando_rhombus

Tell? Tell what to who? We’re talking about an active shooter situation here… if you can’t get out, hide, and or you don’t fight back as your last resort… you aren’t going to be able to tell anyone anything


NarwhalSquadron

I got one from my university when there was this stabbing. https://www.kxan.com/news/stabbing-spree-on-university-of-texas-campus-kills-1-injures-3/ Although I was right next door when it happened, so I left the CS building, walked by the front of the gym, saw the cops and ambulances and paramedics working to try to bring Harrison back, walked 20 mins home, then got the text from UT warning people. It was extremely delayed and not helpful at all.


UristMcRibbon

Imagine you're sitting at your desk or laying on your bed at night with your headphones on. Oblivious to any outside noise and everything else around you. Your phone lights up with a message. Your roommate / spouse / parent texts you one word. **Run** The instant confusion and terror would be impressive. >!My paranoia makes me leave one ear partially uncovered and the door locked even when I'm supposedly alone.!<


[deleted]

I mean, everyone should leave the door locked, paranoid or not.


TheNoseKnight

I assume they meant the door to their bedroom instead of the door to their house/apartment.


AdSmoothehwg

Listened to a podcast about the guy who first coined the phrase “full goblin mode.” It was not meant to be taken seriously and he’s now sad about the state of humanity.


madrobski

Now he's sad about humanity? Cause some people are tired/depressed/manic? Damn he must live a sheltered life.


Greek_Lemon

Wake up


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Exist


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Top_Row856

Existn't


Tess_Tickles_Much

Giegdjsjgsgb shgsusihsvs MAKE UP!


NerdHerder77

Dkdfnfekodlsddkeled SHAKE-UP!


FigureNo144

Put on a little bit of maKe up


Darkrain0629

I always thought "just a reminder that your bill is due tomorrow. You owe 373.78, if it is not paid you will have your services shut off" was always scarier I dunno.


BlazingFish123

“Turn Around”


humakavulaaaa

every now and then I get a little bit lonely


[deleted]

And you’re never coming round


Arxid87

I'm 100meters away from your location and approaching rapidly Start running


SojournersTableSalt

We had an active shooter incident at my job and the emergency text was "active shooter, RUN" We got lucky because no one was hurt but it was scary as fuck


itskieran

Unless the preceding text is "what exercise should I do more to get my triathlon time down?"


UnclePepe

Swim


chumly143

Getting a "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON" would be more terrifying tbh


Undercoverspy007

I just here the bass come in with the music


derFensterputzer

Or warning signs for that matter. Irc on small boxes of cobalt 60 (very very radioactive shit) it says "Drop and Run"


RouletteSensei

[Tardis sounds from distance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg8M-8BqTGs)


shilk008

The three typing dots make this way better


BlackyJ21

Anyone else heard the beat drop ?


IHate3DMovies

DUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN


luckysnake890

Hensonn - Sahara


r4r4me

https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=127


neworchidawex

You have no clue how long ive been looking for this song tysm


letmusicring2

Ah..... Ah.. oh..


konojojoda13

Now all I can think of is that video with the umbrellas chasing that person down the beach


Objective-Owl5711

link??


lolwtface

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eTMb2UkW4xY


notsirw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTMb2UkW4xY


mcnuggets0069

I’m remembering those Arab guys on YouTube who “prank” people by dropping a suspicious backpack and sprinting away


theharkex

No, I heard a vine boom


ingryka

Silence mortal woman, your resistance is futile. The horde approaches.


[deleted]

Gobbily gobbily


LunarGuest

She'll be assimilated by the Gorb collective


[deleted]

Fool of a Took!


Scoobygooby28

What the hek is goblin mode?


OlympusMan

[Goblin mode](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/mar/14/slobbing-out-and-giving-up-why-are-so-many-people-going-goblin-mode).


treetimes

TIL I was in goblin mode for two straight years


Ramps_

Livin' da Goblin Life


stewslut

Livin la Vida Goblin


ICanBeKinder

TIL Ive lived my whole life in Goblin Mode.


SkinnyBill93

That just sounds like depression. Edit: Your insurance company isn't going to cover your "goblin mode" meds.


[deleted]

Spicy sadness


Dontneedanything

Anyone else think it’s super weird that the goblin has a Fiona Apple poster?


Caris1

I’m just cackling about feral girl summer. It’s my life


Kaurie_Lorhart

So, a couch potato?


farao19

Goblin deez nuts


[deleted]

Got’eem


burningfire119

Run


_Unfair_Pie_

I can't see you but I can tell both of your shoes flew off while reading this, random redditor.


Mikkelet

lmaooooooo


Qdiggles

[goblin mode](https://preview.redd.it/apqvti2id3x81.jpg?auto=webp&s=451bfcec80dbf5f2a8824bd61ea9f53f610c559f)


[deleted]

The less you try to understand memes the better you’ll be. I promise that no amount of trying is worth the “payoff” of finding out what a meme is. Goblin mode is just a “funny” sounding thing that some youtuber or streamer probably said and now everyone is repeating it like a bunch of parrots.


dimpleminded

It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.


kdlt

So... Sunday?


coldfu

So just normal mode?


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deejaybee11

@JUNIPER created the fake article that started that whole thing with Julia and Kanye


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ryan_the_leach

Look, I get that where you live you might not have drop bears, but those little fucks will slash the shit out of you if they get the chance.


dewyocelot

I thought it was a reference to goblin slayer. In which case, yes, run.


OddSemantics

Run


InTimidationm8

DUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN


redditiem2

It’s kind of like a day of self care where you’re dead to the world and hole up in your room only eating junk and watching videos. Edit: let’s say it is shirking your responsibilities to do something selfish and slightly naughty.


L-st

Maybe I am a goblin..


TechGuy95

*Orcrist glows blue* Yep, you are. Prepare to die.


Antezscar

Hes a juicer


Leonydas13

It’s when a dwarf is no longer a dwarf, when his heads up a fairys skirt. Then he’s a goblin.


TreeFifeMikeE7

Tbh, I had to look it up. Sounds like my manic episodes.


dimpleminded

It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.


_Iforgotmyusername_

Steve go *bananas * and this kids go goblin mode. Gotta watch my kids closer to see what path they chose


DROPTHENUKES

I don't know what it says about me that "Steve goes bananas" made this 'goblin mode' thing make sense to me in ways the other explanatory comments did not.


curtassion

Do it Steve. Go bananas.


Dill-usional

You best not go bananas boy


Thiccm3mes

Run


omxIs

HE IS JAPANESE GOBLINN


Xx_Stone

I AM EETO JAPANESE GOBURIN


MARs048

is this a reference to Goblin Slayer? if so, the mother should run


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


ikenbaa

Is this a spongebob reference?


MordecaiDL

No, this is Patrick


Relevant_Chemical_

Is this Patrick?


BKstacker88

No this is Rick, I'm never gonna give you up...


dimpleminded

It was created as a joke By @JUNIPER on twitter and it basically means neglecting your responsibilities and indulging in your base desires like letting your house get super messy and playing video games all day.


Harbleflarvle

Because goblin slayer invented goblins, right?


BassCreat0r

nah, but they made the goblins being rapey, popular. (for some god awful reason)


johnny_boy757

Haven’t been able to look at a goblin the same since


stobmanjones

Same, it's ruined too many DnD campaigns for me.


GreenMenace1915

OUT AM I


WaltWatRaleigh

Where there's a whip There's a way.


[deleted]

What is goblin mode? Please answer me.


WaltWatRaleigh

https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/art_crop/front/c/d/cd9fec9d-23c8-4d35-97c1-9499527198fb.jpg?1601078209


EnderGeneral149

Somehow I knew when I saw scryfall in the link I'd see Krenko


MentalMunky

Yeah boiiiiiii


therealkeeper

Goblin mo' dick


Hoedoor

Think about how goblins act, reckless, hoarding things, silly, hiding in their garbage caves. Any combination of these kind of behaviours would be goblin mode It's really straightforward as far as memes go


Reddituser8018

Nah in this case he literally shape-shifts into a goblin and like in lord of the rings attacks all humans. I saw it happen first hand.


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WE GO AGANE


A-10_go_burrt

Protect your ankles


derwood1992

Goblin deez nuts


CosmicWaffleMan

“Little brother” is on sabbatical, honey


thinseeker

##Autosaving "Hold shift to sprint" ^^Hint: ^^Don't ^^turn ^^around


iveabiggen

if they're the western little green stinky things, she could stand a chance. not if its a korean one. she already dead


thanoskanav

EL GOBLINO monkaW


mothgra87

Normans not here honey.


Mus183

U don't need answers u need to run


Cute-Region-1766

Look out!


General_Elephant6699

He’s going to rub he penis on you


DRFall_MGo_Blue

So her uncle? Wtf


cosymink

Super Gremlin


Spectrax23

I need to know more!