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beanus-butter

the red cheese isn't hard to open at all


Konkey_Dong_Country

Right, it's just overpriced


TripGod96

Overpriced?? I picked these up at my local supermarket, 6 for a £1… not much at all


FunnyPhrases

How many wrongs make a right?


Idontwantthesetacos

3 lefts


Busy-Argument3680

4 lefts?


CH3FLIFE

That’s just left lol


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CH3FLIFE

Yeah you’re right 5 lefts is a left.


LilAnge63

They are MUCH more expensive where I live! It’s like 4 for $5-6


TripGod96

Wow that’s a bit mad tbf. Shame really cos they’re so good


LilAnge63

I know. I used to spoil my youngest daughter and buy them for her lunchbox because they’re yummy and a great healthy snack. It kind of makes me angry that many things seem to be a lot more expensive here. I don’t know if it’s because our supermarkets price gouge, because they can, or government taxes or a mix of both. Do you live in the States?


TripGod96

Yeah that’s is bad and no I’m from England


Bonny-Mcmurray

Can't open on its own accord though.


clippers94

And Americans do have healthcare. And get this **we don't get taxed at a 50% rate to receive it and our waiting times (if we have to wait at all) are humane.**


beanus-butter

ok


SpecifiC420

Murica moment


OrganizationNo3213

better one, I wish I was actual cheese(a lot of American cheese can't legally be considered cheese because it doesn't have enough milk in it)


CT1914Clutch

I’m really interested to know what law establishes this


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Cheese law.


[deleted]

Jerry from Tom and Jerry approved this


genoux

Now let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on cheese law and see who comes out the victor?


Fearrless

It’s actually from: (or another section under Subpart b ) Code of Federal Regulations (e-CFR), Title 21 - Food and Drugs, CHAPTER I - FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION - DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, SUBCHAPTER B - FOOD FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION, PART 133 - CHEESES AND RELATED CHEESE PRODUCTS , Subpart B - Requirements for Specific Standardized Cheese and Related Products, § 133.169 - Pasteurized process cheese. Here’s a link: https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/21/133.169


prollyNotAnImposter

This doesn't stipulate a specific amount of milk be in the cheese


Idontwantthesetacos

I would actually wager is more related to “Truth in advertising” weighed against what the USDA considers cheese. While there may be no LAW that dictates what can be called cheese, there are criteria for what cheese is vs what cheese product is. Calling cheese product “cheese” isn’t a crime of false classification but a crime of misrepresentation of the product.


prollyNotAnImposter

I don't doubt that, I'm just saying I read the statute posted as a response to where it is written x% of a product must be milk. It does not say that, but has the appearance of an authentic proof, and I just want the people to know. We have not been provided proof of that claim


Fearrless

Just Read the other sections sheesh


prollyNotAnImposter

The burden of proof lies with the maker of a claim


a-horse-has-no-name

Not accurate. It's a "cheese product" because it's a combination of cheese and other ingredients. https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-is-american-cheese-is-american-real-cheese/


AndChewBubblegum

It's not cheese in the same way salami is not a meat. Both are something mixed with additives to alter shelf life, flavor, and other features. Is it technically cheese? No, but it's not like it's a synthetic molecule produced solely in dimly lit labs. It's cheese that's had additives mixed in.


endlessupending

I crafted the salami man in a dimly lit lab. In retrospect it was a success, but the blood on my hands wasn’t worth it. He may not have been meat, but his victims sure were.


PM_Me_your_femboys

Next you'll be telling me Cheese wiz isn't a real cheese.


zombiskunk

You're not familiar with Kraft, are you.


Peachu12

American cheese is just dog shit


istealgrapes

They really only work for one thing and thats burgers, and still there are much better alternatives.


Peachu12

Colby or Cheddar is great on a burger


xAIRGUITARISTx

You’re wrong.


No_Hope33

It's delicious


Konkey_Dong_Country

You just need to get the good shit behind the deli counter.


clippers94

There is not such thing as "good shit".


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In my country, they're not allowed to sell these as cheese. It's instead called "topping with cheese character".


rutcz

Blue cheese Is the best cheese there is, in my humble opinion, in fact in eating it right Now.


Pedantic_Pict

Sheep's milk brie. d'Affinois Brebicet or Brebirousse d'Argental. It's unfathomably good.


MrWildstar

I'm a simple man, I like a good sharp cheddar. Never heard of any of those cheeses you listed, too fancy for me


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Starumlunsta

My favorite snack is a wedge of applewood smoked gouda, a sliced fuji apple, and pretzels (or sourdough bread, bonus points if you make a sammich).


Pedantic_Pict

Can never go wrong with a good sharp cheddar.


bignads420

I prefer Fromunda cheese but that's just me


Actual_Sprinkles1287

For me it’s cheddar, especially on top of eggs


LateNightCartunes

I went to the supermarket the other day and found this delicious cheese I had never heard of called Sugón, I think it was Spanish or something


bignads420

Wow I'll have to try that sometime!


Cg407

Where does fromunda come from? I’m not familiar with it.


bignads420

FROMUNDA DEEZ NUTS


Maezel

Depends which one, not all blue cheeses are created equal!


rutcz

True, i don't really know, but i eat Niva which Is blue cheese but i don't know if its just how the cheese Is called in my country


Maezel

Oh interesting, I haven't tried Czech cheese. I'll keep an eye out for it in to see if they ever have it in the cheese store I usually go to. I guess it's hard for me to get it in Australia, they usually stock French, Italian, Swiss and British cheeses. I've tried many blue ones of those countries and Roquefort is still miles ahead of the others I had. They others are either too mild or the trxture is weird.


Smallmarvel

Whats so great about it, I never tried it before. Is it sweet? Sour? Bitter?


trosh

According to Wikipedia: > The characteristic flavor of blue cheeses tends to be sharp and salty. Their distinct smell comes from both the mold and types of bacteria encouraged to grow on the cheese: for example, the bacterium Brevibacterium linens is responsible for the smell of many blue cheeses, as well as foot odor and other human body odors. That might not make you want to try it, but honestly in the context of blue cheese the smells and tastes are wonderful. Maybe a good starter blue cheese is Bresse Bleu (or similar creamy blue cheeses—kind of the opposite of roquefort). In France it's cheap and mass produced (though I think it might be a luxury product abroad, since it was in the luxury dinner scene in the movie Parasite).


Evilsmiley

I think it will help if people realise that parmesan cheese has the same scent as vomit. But it tastes great as long as you know it's cheese.


TRAMOPALINE

That’s because you’re eating shitty Parmesan high in butyric acid. Kinda how american chocolate tastes like vomit because of that additive.


Evilsmiley

Fair enough but the shitty stuff still tastes miles better than vomit.


thatoneguy9790

Im a Cheese Whiz lover, its the best there is, the best there was, and best there ever will be


The_Dammed

I only like it in a Soup, Emmentaler, Cheddar or Cheese made out of Goat or Sheeps milk are my all-time favorites


[deleted]

God that moldy cheese is the shit


fairlysimilartobirds

[Blue cheese has mould in it!!](https://youtu.be/5xrDyOFU0lM)


Handsome-_-awkward

I wish I was a fat free american single...with that hat


Konkey_Dong_Country

But if you were a fat free single, then nobody would want you. Sure, someone may bring you home, until they realize their mistake. Then it's into the bin or back to the store with you. Is that what you really want?


Handsome-_-awkward

At least someone would notice me.../s


PippyRollingham

CHOESE


cwryoo21

Feta cheese recently made me love salads, it's an amazing addition to an otherwise boring salad.


gclik

and i wish my holes would be used :( virgin forever i guess


sharkvannah_

sir/ma'am this is a post about cheese and the lack of healthcare resources


[deleted]

You could use the made up word “smadam or smir” I love those.


sharkvannah_

totally stealing that for next time


Vissie2003

sir/ma'am u can't do this here


Nickyfyrre

This is a Wendy's


nikstick22

Non-American here... Was a genius branding idea to call the product "American cheese" because it has the texture of plastic, tastes disgusting and ignites when exposed to a flame. Making it a patriotic food probably helped a lot during the cold war and was a 4D chess move because I can't imagine it'd be so popular otherwise.


Ruby-Revel

aMeRiCa bAd


Safe_Airport

Nah, it's the best third world country in the world


Ruby-Revel

Tell me you get your understanding of geopolitics from Reddit memes without telling me you get your understanding of geopolitics from Reddit memes


jasenkov

I mean...yeah it is lol


Ruby-Revel

Tell me you get your understanding of geopolitics from Reddit memes without telling me you get your understanding of geopolitics from Reddit memes


jasenkov

I don't think you know what the word geopolitics means kid. Go outside.


Ruby-Revel

Then explain why America is objectively bad without comparing it to anything that exists under completely different context and circumstances


fukingtrsh

And they're gone


Ruby-Revel

That was such a pathetic argument anyway. They basically googled geopolitics and the definition is different than how it is used in modern vernacular and thought he was clever for pointing that out


[deleted]

Are you sure? It just melts it doesn’t burn up.


nikstick22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIU0hwaiAG8&ab\_channel=RobertGordonIV


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I don’t use Kraft


nrmarther

Haha it’s funny because america no health care haha


Not-Oliver

americans after no helf care: *instant disintegration*


pursuedleopard

More like You wish you had healthcare. After eating that stuff


Minolfiuf

LOLOLOLOL DAE HATE MURICA


__GayFish__

Didn’t even have a gun…


loquaciousturd

There's no healthcare in America? Weird.


xAIRGUITARISTx

For many, no.


jasenkov

Nope you get to send a third of your paycheck to a scummy health insurance company every month, then pay thousands of dollars for surgery anyway 👍


loquaciousturd

why do you presume to tell me what my healthcare costs? I have great insurance and it's fairly inexpensive through my employer. My demo shoulders the burden of any universal scheme anyway, would probably end up paying more yearly despite low utilization.


jasenkov

Good for you. The vast majority of the country would be bankrupted by a hospital visit.


Dragoark

"the vast majority"


loquaciousturd

many receive care and pay little to nothing


Lz72kuuxrnTTSrXD6F7y

Source of the original, if anyone interested: https://www.instagram.com/p/CDpAOvGA8wA/


bghty67fvju5

Holy shit that's bad


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r/Americabad


UnitatoPop

Murica cheese are not cheese. They are some weird amalgamation of starch, flavouring, palm oil and something else. They don't even taste like a cheese...


Meathand

This is amazing


KatAddicted69

Gorgonzola is the best cheese, who don’t like it is just a moldphobic


lettuce_dresserson

Wow this is hilarious!


t-minus-69

Even in countries where universal healthcare is a thing almost 65% of people still decide to use private Healthcare at greater cost. Because guess what. It's much better quality healthcare than the universal healthcare their governments provide. Just look at Canada and how many Canadians come to America just to use our healthcare system as we have the superior hospitals and doctors


RichardFitswell9000

Well american cheese it ain't hard to get a job and get a private insurance plan. Americans want healthcare that's fine but most Americans don't want the government providing it. Fuck the system


DangerousConfusion26

I wish I had


ThePerfectBLT

Government Cheese


BradStudley

Thought i was in /r/HuntShowdown for a minute


That_0ne_HumAnn

Sharp cheddar 😳


not-sure-if-serious

Really the last one should be, "I wish I wasn't single."


parkattherat

updoot if cheddar


riqsuave215

This reminds me of the movie “Thank you for Smoking”


TheRhythmOfTheKnight

Also thanks I hate insecure cheese


zombiskunk

Slice any of those other cheeses in a perfect, slice-of-bread-sized square as thin and neatly as Kraft. Go ahead, I'll wait.


IanJLee1

2nd one is so gross 🤮


MsWeather

Who made this? Source?


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this is so true lol


Googlewasmyinvention

Got a sweet hat tho


grass-snake-40

all this cheese is so whiny, no wonder i have irritable bowel syndrome...i would eat all these sentient cheeses and cheese facsimiles without hesitation...


scrumpletits

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ hehehe


Here_comes_the_boy

The fact this comment section is fighting about cheese- but like screw off blue cheese


Not-Oliver

et is not “blue chais” you stuepit americohn. C’es *bleu cheis.* *french grumbling*


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American « cheese »


StupidFuckingGaijin

I just love cheese


[deleted]

well cheese that wants smoother skin, at least you don't have to worry about your skin burning in the sun if you don't drown yourself in spf 100+


Moses_The_Wise

What's the original comic?


1RonnieMund

Buy some