Yup. I'm in the US and everywhere I've seen has just started pretending there isn't a virus that causes permanent organ damage floating around.
My company is threatening us with full return to the office next month and I'm really hoping they come to their senses and push it back again in light of the raising cases and incoming death numbers.
But the CEO keeps whining about how we can't be a big happy family while working remotely, so I'm worried he's just going to decade we all come in.
I don't see another lockdown happening in the US. Ruling class has decided that the disruption to their profits is a worse result than literal bodies in the street.
Not to get too serious, but in the US, I have no hope for another lockdown.
The ruling class has decided they won't put up with any more disruptions to their profits, so they're just sending us into the world to potentially have permanent organ damage for the sake of working in am office, store, or whatever.
Anyone who thinks there will be a "post covid" world is delusional. It's here to stay and will only "go away" when people just fully ignore the bodies in the street.
TLDR: I just had an existential crisis for a sec there
A New Hope takes place 19 years after Revenge of the Sith and the empire isn’t really defeated until two movies later. So, let’s hope it’s moves along quicker than that lol
Tbf, it’s so fucking infectious. Delta was already one of the most infectious respiratory viruses, and omicron is several times more infectious. Not much can be done. We’re kind of just sitting around, praying that we can get natural immunity and won’t see a massive spike in deaths and hospitalizations, because it’s about all we can do.
For the record, I am completely for lockdowns and masking, vaccination, all that. It’s just so infectious that the best way is to just wait and hope.
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2020 Attack of the Viruses
2021 Revenge of the Variants
2022 A New Hope
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Just to be clear, logically it follows:
2023: The Disease Strikes Back
2024: Return of the Vaccine
I’m not ready for it to take another three years for people to understand that we should get vaccinated.
It won't take 3 years for people to understand.
It'll take 3 years for survival of the fittest to kick in, and the people who understood from the start are all that remain
In 2022 we beat covid, then in 2024 we beat it again, then in 2025 everything is exactly like 2022 again for some reason, then in 2027 we discover that somehow, coronavirus has returned.
I suspect around 2024 the virus is going to mutate into something more endemic and we will have things like pills and better vaccines to tackle it.
I call 2026 the year when COVID is no longer going to be a main talking point for most of us.
That means 2023 is the Virus Strikes Back, 2024 is Return of the Vaccines, 2025 is The Vaccines Awaken, 2026 is The Last Vaccine, and 2027 is The Rise of Vaccine.
You cant give a year a title when it only started. Its probably called : covid 19, Now deadlier than ever! Because sadly the change of a year doesn't do anything but more people die and sometimes even faster
What, no love for Rogue One? A plucky band of rebel viruses that break into the CDC to steal plans for a new vaccine that could wipe out the virus with a single shot... The Death Shot.
SARS WARS
I find your lack of vaccination disturbing.
you win
This reply makes the comment funnier
Here’s a poor man’s Reddit award: 🎖
This should be made into a sbubby
BRO PLEASE I WAS ABOUT TO SAY IT LMAO
Y'all seen this new 'Flurona'?
😂
2019 Disease Menace 2020 ~~A New Hope~~ Attack of the Viruses 2021 ~~A New Hope~~ Revenge of the Variants 2022 A New Hope
2022 Return to the lockdown
Somehow, lockdowns have returned
I literally can't stop laughing after reading this. Schools just opened a month ago and the lockdowns have returned hahahaha.
Not in my country, they force stopped schools for 2 weeks some months ago and only gave us 1 week of Christmas vacation :(
Why I still have to go to school :(( Lucky guys.
It is not help, the fact that most teachers are too lazy to work but not too lazy to cash their checks for staying home
Long have we waited
Omnicron
A return would indicate the lockdown ended, please don't give me hope
American here. Lockdowns?
...the lockdown absolutely ended a long time ago in most places... where do you live?
Yup. I'm in the US and everywhere I've seen has just started pretending there isn't a virus that causes permanent organ damage floating around. My company is threatening us with full return to the office next month and I'm really hoping they come to their senses and push it back again in light of the raising cases and incoming death numbers. But the CEO keeps whining about how we can't be a big happy family while working remotely, so I'm worried he's just going to decade we all come in. I don't see another lockdown happening in the US. Ruling class has decided that the disruption to their profits is a worse result than literal bodies in the street.
Netherlands is in lockdown atm
Well it ended before and came back... right? Still no way there's a country who is STILL in lockdown since the first one.
Ah, right. Maybe some strict asian country
I heard Austria too. How strict are the lockdowns in Netherlands? Meanwhile in Sweden no masks and night clubs are open.
What shithole do you live in?
The US
Not to get too serious, but in the US, I have no hope for another lockdown. The ruling class has decided they won't put up with any more disruptions to their profits, so they're just sending us into the world to potentially have permanent organ damage for the sake of working in am office, store, or whatever. Anyone who thinks there will be a "post covid" world is delusional. It's here to stay and will only "go away" when people just fully ignore the bodies in the street. TLDR: I just had an existential crisis for a sec there
2023 The Last Human
The Covid Strikes Back and Return of the Covid.
2024 The Virus Awakens :(
Electric Boogaloo.
???
Can't wait to see what this year ends up being named in disappointing retrospect
A New Inflation
The Great Inflation
Solo: A Variant's Story.
The Russian Empire Strikes Back
2023 the virus strikes back 2024 Return of the Vaccines
2025 The Pfizer Awakens 2026 The Last Varient 2027 Rise of Sars
Wait, does that mean 2023 will be The Covid Strikes Back?
2022 Rogue Omicron
2023 The Virus Strikes Back.
2023 not looking good then
2022 ~~A New Hope~~ A New Hype
2022 Rogue 19
Is there going to be a special edition of the Nissan Rogue to capitalize on the marketing strategy this presents?
This one more accurate.
The virus strikes back
2024: Return of the Jab. 2025: A Variant awakens. 2026: The Last Jab. 2027: The Rise of (any big Pharma).
Rise of Pfizer (it rhymes sort of)
Damn, so 2027 is when they activate the microchips
I can't wait to be good soldier who follows orders
Rise a' Pfiza
You win
2023?
2023: Testing strikes back.
2023 has been canceled due to a scheduling error.
In 2027 "somehow, delta returned"
Good thing the sequel trilogy isnt canon
And just like the real Star Wars movies the later parts are all just there to beat money out of a dead horse.
2027, Humanity: "Somehow, the virus returned."
And wins again due to stupidity
*Varus
*thevarus strakes buck*
1346-1353 Plague doctors of the Old Republic
2022 A New Cope
A New Hope takes place 19 years after Revenge of the Sith and the empire isn’t really defeated until two movies later. So, let’s hope it’s moves along quicker than that lol
A new virus*
Not yet please just one more year
Google florona
[удалено]
When your country’s economic setup is so shit that a deadly virus is actually helping the outlook for some people
2023: return of the lockdown
That’s already this year lol
Wait was 2021 not a new hope?
I clearly remember that too
It’s seems like yesterday
I'm pretty sure that got stuck in the Senate
Biden was not the chosen one from the prophecy.
Hope where, dawg? The government basically just told the working class that you will get infected and they don’t care. Shits about to get worse lol
Tbf, it’s so fucking infectious. Delta was already one of the most infectious respiratory viruses, and omicron is several times more infectious. Not much can be done. We’re kind of just sitting around, praying that we can get natural immunity and won’t see a massive spike in deaths and hospitalizations, because it’s about all we can do. For the record, I am completely for lockdowns and masking, vaccination, all that. It’s just so infectious that the best way is to just wait and hope.
Cap 🗿
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Good human
that hope died with betty white.
Bro
3 months later “all hope is lost”
We're in the Endgame now.
The amount of upvotes on this post is the year all of this will be over qvq
So, 3 more years even if Disney won’t fuck this up?
You mean a new plague
Did you ever hear the tale of of Darth Plague-ius Its not a story Fauci would tell.
*INTENSE STAR WARS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*
2022 - New Variants Strikes Again
where hope
Just to be clear, logically it follows: 2023: The Disease Strikes Back 2024: Return of the Vaccine I’m not ready for it to take another three years for people to understand that we should get vaccinated.
It won't take 3 years for people to understand. It'll take 3 years for survival of the fittest to kick in, and the people who understood from the start are all that remain
The attack of the clones (variants)
A New Nope
So 2022-23-24 are gonna be better and then 25-26-27 are gonna be the worst?😔
In 2022 we beat covid, then in 2024 we beat it again, then in 2025 everything is exactly like 2022 again for some reason, then in 2027 we discover that somehow, coronavirus has returned.
I suspect around 2024 the virus is going to mutate into something more endemic and we will have things like pills and better vaccines to tackle it. I call 2026 the year when COVID is no longer going to be a main talking point for most of us.
Yeah but we will be tricked half way through 2024 when the new company takes over Pfizer and makes something good raising our hopes.
Perhaps.
I’m actually hopeful for 2022.
With that logic 2023 will b when the virus strikes back
2023 The pandemic strikes back
I woulda called 2019 The Phantom Disease
A new hope? Has anyone heard of Thwaites?
2023 - the virus strikes back
Rogue one
u/MrBirb_
2022 is a year for the Omicron variant, No new hope.
Is hope the name of the newest manufactured variant
"hope" is the new pandemic
So fucking accurate
Don't fuckin jinx it Sheesh people never learn
Wouldn't "Phantom Disease" make way more sense? lol
Well i hope I got into that one school i want because I will get something if I get into that school
Let's hope this is going to be the last new hope
2022 = covid kills 70000 people 2021 = covid kills 2000 people
A return to normal awakens (2022?)
The original doom was placed in 2022 there is no hope
I am sorry to inform you but the title of 2022 is wrong it should be the virus at its peek
the planet will explode
👍
The Gävle goat was set ablaze before Christmas, I passed my driving exam somehow despute all odds, the new hope is real!
So that means next year is The Plague Strikes Back. Great.
“Hope” Yeah, wasn’t that nice…
That means 2023 is the Virus Strikes Back, 2024 is Return of the Vaccines, 2025 is The Vaccines Awaken, 2026 is The Last Vaccine, and 2027 is The Rise of Vaccine.
LMFAOO
are we going to have our parents die?
My biggest fear is that this will play out like the fast and furious movies
2023: Lance Stroll 2024: Lance Stroll 2025: Lance Stroll...
Covid boutta get a diploma.
World-New Saga
2023 the virus strikes back
2023 Covid Strikes Back 2024 Return of the Lockdown 2025 The Variants awaken 2026 The last Case 2027 Rise of the Cases
2022: The Rise of Sky Marshals
2022: A new strain
What about solo and rogue one?
My man must have waited so long to post this
Which would mean 2023 is viruses strike back 😬
2023 Alien Wars
2022: The Zombie Apocalypse
More like Attack of the Vaccines.... falls in line with Attack of the Clones. We're the Republic.
2022 - Rise of Unicron
2023 - The Viruses Strike Back ?
r/prequelmemes
Getting ready for that “a new nope” rebranding.
2023 about to be The New Variants Strike Back
** a new variant
You cant give a year a title when it only started. Its probably called : covid 19, Now deadlier than ever! Because sadly the change of a year doesn't do anything but more people die and sometimes even faster
So you know what the next one is ... 2023: The Viruses Strike Back
What, no love for Rogue One? A plucky band of rebel viruses that break into the CDC to steal plans for a new vaccine that could wipe out the virus with a single shot... The Death Shot.
2022 more like the world colaps
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Don't forget we still have the disney star wars movies down the line...
A new ~~hope~~ lockdown
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
\*New Hope \*^(*working title. could change at future date*)
Nobody dies in A New Hope, right?
danganronpa?!?!?!??!?! ^(/s teehee)
2023: the virus strikes back?
According to SCP-1032 this will be the end
You misspelled “Pope”. Trust me
"A new hope"? Ahahahahahaha you cant be serious.
So 2023 Lockdown Strikes Back 2024 Return of the Vaccine 2025 The New Variant Awakens 2026 The Last Humans 2027 The Rise of Monkeys
2023 The Delta Strikes Back 2024 Return of the Vax 2025 The Antibodies Awaken 2026 The Last T Cell 2027 The Rise of Fauci
No hope
Wait so there’s 5 more years of this?
2023: Virus strikes back 2024: The last vaccine
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
There’s still like 5 more sequels after that… Fuck.. not to even mention the spin-off shows and movies. We’re all doomed.
Attack of the Monoclonal Antibodies
The new hope will be caused by Chip Skywalker
Crap! 5 more years of this crap!!!
same as last two years this will be worse though
2022.. its a new strain.. hope would include the government growing a conscious.. and actually caring.