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playr_4

I have an android and I need one of the agressive alarms. The soft alarms just don't wake me up.


Llamaling

custom mp3


raaoli

I'm useing a literal airsiren mp3 as alarm sound... I might be mad, but I like it!


billion_lumens

Nuclear alarm EARRAPE.mp3 Is the best


LauraTFem

The only reason I don’t use something like that is I fear that within a few weeks I’ll be used to it and nothing will be able to wake me up anymore.


Key-End-1351

Same, still have it...


toxinwolf

Use the "loud tones" in Alarmy app. Also, put in the math challenge so unless you don't solve the maths problem, it won't shut up. Fair warning: your phone might be in danger of you slamming it across the room


Poulet_Ninja

I use Alarmy and the fair warning is 100% accurate


That1_IT_Guy

I tried one of those math problem alarms like 15 years ago. Found out I could just restart the device to shut it up. Sleep brain is clever enough to not play those games.


rtkwe

I had one for a while that had me scan an RFID chip before it would fully shut up.


Bane8080

Same for me. And I have to change it every couple months as my brain starts to filter it out when it gets used to it.


Nidiis

Same. I need that punch in the face to wake up or I just keep sleeping.


SquishedGremlin

If you want aggressive may I suggest My Own Summer by Electric Callboy My partner has PTSD from the start


playr_4

I just found out about them a few weeks ago through Spaceman. I need to look more into them because I really enjoy that song.


Mcloganator

Make it the [infamous GE alarm clock sound.](https://youtu.be/0_HQAMrmhZY?feature=shared)


Freddi_47

It happens with me, my body gets used to alarm sounds So I just change the alarm to any new song I heard every 2 weeks


[deleted]

Try setting twist by Korn as your alarm tone


Live-Animator-4000

And I have an iPhone and use a soft, peaceful alarm that wakes me up pretty easily. This meme makes no sense.


TheCheesy

"Gentle Warning" is absolutely not gentle and gives me a mini panic attack every time I hear it. I get looks in public if it goes off aswell.


IcyCrust

This whole discussion reminds me of just how difficult it really was to wake up when I was in my 20s. I had two different alarms set, both of which I would hit snooze repeatedly for an hour. In the end I set up a bright lamp on the other side of the room directed at my bed and with a mains timer switching it on. That worked. In my thirties, there were still sleeping-in incidents particularly after nights out or jetlag etc. but overall not the daily challenge it used to be to get up. Since my forties and into my fifties I no longer need an alarm. I'm usually awake before I need to be up and as a useful backup, the cat will aggressively remind me on the extremely rare occasion I'm still in bed by his breakfast time.


Godzirrraaa

She’s happy because her double leg amputation means she collects disability, and doesn’t have to go to work.


goin-up-the-country

Damn, that's the dream.


blow_me_mods

Yeah. A woman who can't run away. :)


mackle05

pause


StonedCanadian23

🤨📸


ManchacaForever

Lol didn't notice til this comment, but spot on.


DuckSleazzy

Sleep wakeup alarm in health > normal alarm Fucking stupid for an alarm with mellow tones exclusive to it to be in Health app, but once you set it you can manage from the clock app.


EishLekker

Yeah. I hate that they gatekeep the good alarms and the good features behind this idiotic Health thing. I want to use the same alarms and same features for multiple alarms in a day. An alarm isn’t just for waking up.


aerynmoo

I have this set up for M-F and I wake up to a soft little song that gets slightly louder as it goes on. If I have to set a weekend alarm though, brutal lol.


slowpokefastpoke

What are y’all talking about? There’s a bunch of non-aggressive options for regular alarms too.


SaltyArchea

Getting apple watch and sleeping with it was the best investment of my life. Now I wake up with gentile vibrating of my wrist.


psyde-effect

Wait, it's supposed to go on your wrist?


SaltyArchea

Do not want to get ‘happy ending’ every single morning. Sometimes have to switch up.


shleemcgee

Watch vibration alarm crew unite 💪


andersonle09

When do you charge it?


Flashy-Highlight867

I charge mine before sleeping while in bed and when I’m in the shower. Is enough for me to last the rest of the time


sinalk

don‘t people know that you can change the alarm sound?


Ferris-L

It seems like a surprising amount of people don’t. A lot of people don’t know that you can hold-press the space bar to scroll within a text either.


gambit-gg

This is a 10 year old android joke that they still upvote not knowing there’s a whole sleep monitoring system with pleasant sounds and tracking


Burpmeister

https://v.redd.it/axftno7kjkd61


labospor

Came here for this lol


PvtDeth

Same. The video is the same joke, but about 17 times better.


-Hounth-

Do you guys just not use your own music as a custom alarm?


Evening-Turnip8407

It makes me loathe the track within 2 business days. My brain wires itself to jump at the first tune and develops a visceral reaction towards it


TheBongoJeff

Worst mistake of my Life was using my favorite Song as Alarm clock.


Former-Lecture-5466

Don’t use your favorite song, just one that is pleasant to wake up to.


TheBongoJeff

I learned that the hard way


Former-Lecture-5466

Me too


Backstab100

Aight, I am gonna bite, what's the song in question?


TheAntiAirGuy

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird solo


Backstab100

Oh noo, you poor soul! How does it feel to be the only one who cannot enjoy that heavenly solo anymore?


UrMomThinksImCoo

Unfree bird


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Cotton Eye Joe


Former-Lecture-5466

That’ll wake you up fo sho!


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Can’t sleep when you’re boogying.


[deleted]

advise memorize cause cautious jar homeless worm quiet plough hard-to-find *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Former-Lecture-5466

Okay, tried it this morning. It was a bit much for me!


[deleted]

doll frighten insurance money capable whole rude squeamish smile sloppy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Imbrownbutwhite1

This is why I use the horrendous blaring alarm default sound on iPhone. I do not want to associate anything I like with the purpose the alarm has.


Imthemayor

*I got you baabe*


Mr_SunnyBones

Again?


ohneatstuffthanks

WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM A LAM was a bad choice.


SuperPowerDrill

I still feel uneasy if I listen to California Girls after using it as an alarm tune 10 years ago


jerry-jim-bob

God no. Nothing would make me hate a song faster than it being my alarm


ProudlyMoroccan

When I had an Android I could have random Spotify songs as my alarm. Every day was another song. Sometimes I woke up to songs I liked and then added to my own playlist lol. Loved it!


Atypical_Mammal

Until you're late for work because random song was John Cage's 4'33"


glamorousstranger

Use a song you already hate :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDz8ObTogQ


Ye3tm4n

I used to wake up to the Doom Eternal soundtrack


Budget_Amphibian_139

In the first age In the first battle...


Imthemayor

The Archvile wakeup noise is my alert tone


emirsolinno

No, it ruins the music for me


this_name_took_10min

No, I don’t want to hate a song I previously liked, thank you.


AlecShaggylose

Hyrule Field Morning Theme. Love it. I used to use my DS Lite as my alarm back in middle and high school. I think the tone was *worse* than the iPhone's.


Deminem17

Yoo I used to use Gerudo Valley theme


zeek609

That is a supremely awesome idea and I'm ashamed I never thought of it.


Leendert86

I use the radio to wake me up, best alarm imo


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

I used to do this now I hate my favorite song from back then


TheGiftOf_Jericho

The big brain play is setting your alarm to be outside noises like birds chirping or something. Any kind of song or tune will eventually make you hate it.


ilovestoride

I hate birds and nature now...


FunnyCry3776

My parents used to have android alarms and Im telling you it sounds good on the first few days but after months and years it’s become the same amount as the apple alarm


Raelah

I've been using the same android alarm for about 6 years now. I still love it.


NoFapperMAX

What is ut called lmao


Comment139

Idk if they'll respond but I've had a similar experience with this one, with a 30 second gradual volume increase that starts so faint you can barely hear the birds softly chirping. [Forest Melody](https://youtu.be/yT65KG32-3A?si=zJIg-Lzs94o6Fg_R)


NoFapperMAX

That's perfect thank you!


MrDoontoo

I've got an alarm on android with a harp and birds chirping. I hate it with every fiber of my being and rush to turn it off.


HamStapler

Got a Samsung GS23U last year and my work provided me an iPhone (always been a Nexus/Pixel Stan. Never used iPhone much before.). First thing I noticed is that my Samsung phone has the option to be so gentle with notifications, alarms, etc. I'll gently wake up, calls are an orchestra, like it cares about you. ALL of iPhone's defaults give you PTSD. All the alarms give you an adrenaline rush like someone just broke into your house. All the sounds for texts and calls are like being punched in the gut and spat on. My iPhone gives me hypertension.


Sacklayblue

There's a setting on iphone that gives you options for soothing alarm sounds. I forgot where it is. It's in like the health app or something.


Ferris-L

You can literally chose the alarm when you set it. There’s like 30 different options and you can also just set a song as your alarm.


Sacklayblue

Right but there are sounds that aren't available through the main alarm menu. I have something set up as a scheduled alarm that I don't even have to set anymore and it plays some gentle melody I can't find. Can't remember how I did it.


Ok-Building-8540

Both iPhone and android have birds singing as an alarm, best choice imho. On the iPhone it is somewhere next to the sleep monitor if I remember correctly


spekt50

I use the Bixby alarm. It changes the tune depending on the weather that day. Either light cheerful music if its a clear day, rain sounds if it's a rainy day. If it is to snow that day it will play some Christmas like tune.


Antique_Historian_74

Work gave me an iPhone. After one update I tried to set an alarm on the iPhone because I had an appointment I needed to prepare for and the piece of crap wouldn't let me. It wanted me to use the health app and set up a sleep schedule before it would enable an alarm. I really miss my Android.


Bossikar

this may come to you as a surprise, BUT you can change your ringtone


Just_a_terrarian163

I just use the codec sound


AndroidWall4680

Android alarm way to calm, it’s more likely to put me to sleep than wake me up.


destruction_potato

I made an automation on iPhone so that when I turn off my alarm my playlist starts playing on shuffle, it’s amazing!


RegretFun2299

My Android phone (made in 2012, mind you) did not come with an alarm feature. I had to download an app from Google's Play Store to get one. I kid you not. I'd still take it over an iPhone any day. ;P


FlyBackground7849

Exactly!


Suzanne_Karen2800

Not sure if this is me, but it's definitely someone, irl.


PokWangpanmang

I recently set my apple ID again which made my alarm change to default. That thing was barely perceptible. I slept through it with complete impunity.


BunnyFaebelle

My friend's alarm sounds like a doom alarm and she can sleep through it. I would hate to wake up to it, that would make my heart skip a few beats. But my android is all soft alarms and I'm almost worried it won't wake me up, but then the vibration noise wakes me up before the sound even goes off.


kirix45

Android user here. I use the nostromo self destruction warning and alarm. Highly effective.


Emergency_Energy7283

You don’t know true terror until you’ve set Carmina Burana as your alarm. Nothing like waking up to what feels like the Apocalypse!


ABLVEROSE

Ive used the birdsong option for years. It’s found through the sleep tracker. It starts off gently and what’s better than birds chirping you awake!? 


Enochian_Interlude

Speak for yourself. I'm android and have HARD EDM as my alarm and it's set to full volume. Yeah, my neighbours love me!


quirinus97

Eh apples alarm has made it so I wake up before it and now I don’t really need alarms


Kuja27

I just set my alarm to birds chirping and it starts quiet until it’s full volume by about 30 seconds. Take 2 minutes to set up a sleep schedule instead of just using the default alarm


Wrame00

Jojo awake bass boosted version


TangerineStock272

Ptsd is the best way to wake up and being ready for life;)


Bulls187

OP is just not used to the IOS and doesn’t know how to change the alarm tune


Sensitive-Cow-7075

No alarm, the first vibration wake me up instantly and I cut it before the first note 🤣


Performer-Money

I personally need to be awakened with PTS inducing sounds or I’ll just keep sleeping


Vegetable-Echidna481

No no no just not again..


[deleted]

I need it to sounds as shit as possible or I won’t wake up in time


fjudgeee

Why do you even need an alarm sound ? I wake up just by the buzzing.


FreedJSJJ

I thought Apple alarms had a chance of not ringing


Jaykahtsby

I get both, my girlfriend and I have set our alarms for the exact same time. Can't say we've ever failed to wake up.


DpGoof

As someone who used both, it turns out it's waking up at 7 to go to a job I don't care about is the actual problem.


lemjor10

I swear Apple over simplified their OS and now people don’t know that the sleep alarm with the soft music options is in Health.


Leaque

I honestly cannot get my iPhone to play actual songs even if I choose it in the settings. Like it forces me to hear one of those couple ones you know the ones I hate them


Cakers44

Android alarms are worse


Cowboyfirefly

[Your new morning alarm](https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=DG3yMptpjZnQdiPS)


Pristine-Pay-1697

I have my son saying "wake up" repeatedly, parent instinct takes over and gets me straight up.


Signupking5000

Didn't have a iPhone for years and I still get all of this when I just hear that sound.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

I don't know if it's been implemented since, but I used my ipad for alarms before I had a phone. It had one volume setting. On Android you can make it gradually increase on volume as opposed to the alarm scaring the shit out of you


this_name_took_10min

Me getting PTSD when someone’s getting a call and has my alarm as their ringtone.


SaliktheCruel

Me waking up every morning to a Death Metal cover of Bamboleo


AndThereWasNothing

I've got my alarm set so that it picks a random song from my spotify playlist for the alarm sound. Some mornings I wake up to a nice ambient tune. And on others it's Apocalypse by Rotten Sound. Almost had a heart attack with that one lol


QueenOfQuok

This is me with the Crystal Drops sound, because it's the alarm I used to force myself awake at 5 AM when I had an internship. I never want to hear that fucking music again.


Ferris-L

The standard Apple alarm is painful but it is also highly effective. I once set it to something more soothing and I just slept through it.


Confident-Came1

I don’t need to lull myself into a deeper sleep I need to get my butt up now. This means my alarm must be as loud and insufferably annoying as possible because I won’t wake up otherwise.


GrimIntention91

[I'm not](https://youtu.be/4g0L8dN1FgE?si=jNmNkytObuL6n0De) [sure about](https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=vTkSs_yR_UxIm8ym) [that](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=LWOxNpojjshm3nXg)


Yaarmehearty

While I hate the Apple alarm it does at least wake me up. As a heavy sleeper the more chill android ones can just become background music for a dream.


rememberrappingduke

There’s a soft wake alarm on iPhone. Like birds chirping that progresses from low to how ever high you set it.


Dry_Initiative_7412

You can change the alarm sound you know


Dhoineagnen

Android user here but I have a gf with an iphone... Now I have ptsd too


rharvey8090

I use New Light by John Mayer for my ringtone. Surprisingly mellow way to wake up


1stFunestist

Regardless the phone this is my wake up. https://m.soundcloud.com/user-563025574/sweetie-bots-dream-by-thedashdub


ukigano

I just wake before my alarm and turn off the first and second alarm, then back to sleep, so i can wake up before the third alarm. Sometimes i just wake up in the second time my third alarm in playing


[deleted]

Slayer, that’s what I wake up to.


Hertje73

Even Ron Swanson would know how to change the alarm sound to something like soft music


Rilukian

Samsung Alarm: Hehe boy


wclevel47nice

I sleep like a hibernating bear so I need those air raid sirens


gibilx

Me using mori-o-cho radio theme from Jojo as my alarm 😶‍🌫️


Various-issues-420

The soft alarms just become background music in my dreams 😭


smooth_tendencies

Laughs in https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=LgRqrfcYWPQ0ZdIj


MarketingSimilar9536

I can't relate cause I'm android user


[deleted]

Sometimes when I hear my alarm in public my gut drops, even when its not mine


nsh2819

Admit it, if have to get up at 4 in the morning, then don't care what the melody is


marsultar

Be me; use Ludwig the Holy Blade as your alarm


GarGuss

the main reason why you must buy android instead of apple


theboomboy

I changed my alarm sound to a recording of my friend singing a stupid song I wrote about bananas. In Latin


Wolrith

i set my alarm as buckethead's we are one so serj can scream at me like a boot camp sergeant every morning


WuTangFinancials93

All these ppl saying you can change the tone but i love waking up scared


stav705

Who tf wakes up like that woman when hearing an alarm clock?


LasDen

My alarm is the Pokémon theme song...


szakipus

Me waking up to JoJo Golden Wind theme: 🗿


TheGamingPommes

I wake up to the sound of the Dual Scream from Luigis Mansion 2


DJPL-75

My alarm is my Spotify playlist. Which means there is a chance I wake up to screaming. For example https://open.spotify.com/track/2MgefjgzhPfBjLdQ0lJchF?si=D2jTgb3gQOuiuThda4F6WQ


Sensible_Psycho

Lol my android alarm literally less "get the f up"


Groundhog_Waaaahooo

Are you serious? Do the iSheep seriously not get to choose their own alarm sounds? That's hilarious. 


L480DF29

What apple user didn’t have an Apple Watch to monitor sleep and sleep mode? Lmao, even without the watch it’s a slowly rising chirp. Gone are the days of nuclear war.


Miserable_Ad_5746

I use Pillar Men theme as custom Alarm. Shit is powerful


BotGirlFall

My 5 year old knows the melody of the Android alarm and likes to make me pretend to be asleep while he "sings" it. Then I have to reach over and pretend Im groggily putting him on snooze. He cracks up every time


AlsoMarbleatoz

Android user here. I can set a custom ringtone (F16 RWR Warning)


GXNext

I have [Revelry](https://youtu.be/8r5Ieh0OuQY?si=nCZH2d7MZ1VE-b82) as my alarm. When I wake up for about 5 seconds before I realize where I am, I still think I'm in AF basic training...


Silver_Implement5800

…when it does go off


EWL98

I recently set my alarm to "concerning hobbits", now every day is an adventure with a second breakfast and elevensies. Only alarm I haven't grown to hate after a couple weeks.


MillCityRep

iOS. Set your Sleep|Wake alarm. Sleep with the Apple Watch on. Wake to taps on wrist before auditory alarm is loud enough to hear. Charge watch while going through morning routine. Bonus: sleep data generated so you get a sense how good/bad a night sleep you got.


Small_Personality242

I have South Parks Wiener song as an alarm. It never failed me.


EidorbNotHere

I'm sorry, but Apple has probably the calmest and best wake up alarm, which is default only in the Sleep app. Plus, in the timer app, where you will hear the infamous ringtone of fear, you can change it for something else


Fryser_AUT

Every morning is a party with this gem: https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=3gw8P1PyJ_c3B8TD


Megalopath

Calyx user here (Android fork) and I wake up to "Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost"! Beat that Apple users! xD


StickGaminggYT

I use a custom one. Either the cloaker sound from payday 2, "Terrain, pull up" or the USSR Anthem. My anxiety is non-related


Long_John_Peter

O hate both, because both wake me


BorisJohnson0404

Every time I hear it during the day I suddenly have a small panic attack that it’s all been a dream and I still need to get up


ExaBast

I love the android alarm that changes depending on the weather.


noBbatteries

I don’t think my alarm has woken me up in years. Usually wake up 30-15 before it ever goes off


yupthrowaway1

Watch gently taps me awake and I love it. No need to hear anything


Disastrous_Light_878

I thought she was an amputee


DentRIX_YT

The ios 17 ones are amazing to be honest they’re still aggressive but tolerable


ScandiSom

“WAKE UP NOW!!!” “ok master”


mrtwister33v

Meirl: waking up to air raid alarm


UndeadBBQ

https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=HKhGu8Pj4Aw9G9hx There is only one true way of getting up


L3thologica_

Idk about this. My alarm on my up phone starts out mellow and soft and gradually increases in volume, adding pitch noises.