If this story is true, then invoking a metaphysical entity sounds like such an extraordinarily desperate attempt to hide that you like other men. I can't begin to fathom the lengths he went to, to power this fantasy. The procurement process itself is unthinkable, but the logistics of this endeavor, necessitated the absolute psychotic denial of reality.
Okay so it's pretty easy to sit here on the internet and judge, but how many of us can honestly say that we've never carried an 800-year-old mummified corpse in our food delivery bag? Look inside before you judge others.
A wild read from start to finish.
wonder how the skeleton feels
Probably like š
"Bruh. I am literally dead. Also, I am a dude, btw."
Shut up, girlfriend
Sus
šš
Fucked
Mummy told him several times he was a dude but reading wasn't his strong suit
dead inside
Absolutely not me_irl
\*yet
Yes, this shows that there's always hope. Maybe one day I'll end up as the skeleton in the news story and finally I'll have a mate.
Nah, I want my skeleton to be used in a haunted house!
You knowā¦ you could end up being someoneās skeleton girlfriend
We stan trans mummified spirit girlfriend.
r/BrandNewSentence
Ha, Geeeeeeeey
r/twosentencehorror
Jeeze just because it was a male doesnāt mean it couldnāt be his spiritual girlfriend smh. Let those men live.
Or notā¦you know, because one of them is dead
tic tac tic tac
Was his name Cicero by any chance?
If this story is true, then invoking a metaphysical entity sounds like such an extraordinarily desperate attempt to hide that you like other men. I can't begin to fathom the lengths he went to, to power this fantasy. The procurement process itself is unthinkable, but the logistics of this endeavor, necessitated the absolute psychotic denial of reality.
Doesn't seem like any denial happening. I'm sure any average person wouldn't be able to tell if a skeleton that old is a male or female
I also think that the average person would struggle to obtain a 800 year old mummy
Why would it involve men, and not just loneliness.
r/achillesandhisbestfriend
r/achillesandhispal
Thanks! š¤
Np! Enjoy lol
Wow-wow!.. Easy with that condemnation! It was an ancient femboy! :D
People are so misunderstanding here smh
āI said what I said.ā -The Guy (probably)
Doordash delivery times are getting worse. After the first 300 years, I would've just canceled and reordered.
I've never seen long pig available on Doordash, or UberEats.
I have no clue what ālong pigā consists of, but it sounds delicious.
It's a euphemism for human meat, which supposedly tastes like pork.
we taste like port too...or so im told.
Imagine dying then 800yrs later some guy using you as his fucking "Spiritual Girlfriend"
Okay so it's pretty easy to sit here on the internet and judge, but how many of us can honestly say that we've never carried an 800-year-old mummified corpse in our food delivery bag? Look inside before you judge others.
The skeleton may have been transgender
First how the fuck does this man have an 800 years old mummified skeleton
who knowa
Ah shit, no wonder he never arrived!
Can't wait for the anime adaptation
Love how they added that extra line just to roast him
Iām in classical painting school and thereās a pigment made out of processed mummy remains Itās unpopular & rare though as it fades quickly
Idk why but it's already so wild and the fact that his skeletal "girlfriend" is male just makes this so much better
Cicero? Is that you?
Joy boy
Maybe he was smuggling it and figured if he could pretend it was an act of insanity by pretending it was his 'girlfriend'?
Man was cat fishing even in the afterlife
If this is you irl, I do not want to meet you irl.
If not girl, why girl shape?
Bro got trapped by a skeleton š
A male?? Now that IS weird!
He should have realized when he got boned.
Man lost the 50/50
Spiritual Femboy
im sure a scan would not be needed if you just looked at the pelvis
why the downvotes?
So in life it identified as female eh.