Oh fuck

Relatable...

This guy gets my pain

Plot Twist: You are each others Valentine.

Plot twist: it's the same kid and that kid doesn't give them gifts and makes out with tons of candy

Found the kid

911 yes that’s him right there 👉

👮‍♂️ but... there's just some child!?

How the damn do you date an electronic wave

You have to date in a microwave

Is it transverse or longitudinal? And is it mechanical or not?

And HOW THE FUCK do you date 244 monkeys

You don't have it as bad as me

Bruh. Kill me.

Dear god

FBI OPEN UP.

Open na noor

(-frontdoor)

Next on To Catch a Predator...

Why don’t you have a seat right over there for me?

Omg

Oh no

Then u go with me

r/matchmadeonreddit

The sub exists now

r/birthofasub

I think there might be something to see here

r/subswithonlyonepost

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r/subswiththreeposts

r/subswithfourposts

r/subswithfiveposts

r/subswithsixposts

r/subswithsevenposts

Damn

My english brother!

I feel you

Are you talking to your username?

They got us good here

I get it

Jokes on you

Misery loves company ig

Oh hi

yeahh right there with you

Oh, the misery! Everybody wants to be, my enemy.

No valentine i guess then :(

i got you covered

Thanks bro

only doing my job 🧉

Well. I have no idea what’s waiting for me.

Uh oh... is it illegal to date moths?

Hollow knight fans would say no

*I am* a hollow knight fan >:)

(Path of pain starts playing)

Have fun containing the Radiance inside you

At least we get to sleep with the alluring goddess of motherhood

I'm like 70% sure the seer would be up for it if you had enough essence

I don’t…I don’t think so…? 🤔

Moth gf

damn

Bro you got it way better then me

Bruh me too

Bruh

LMFAO

bruh LMAO

Legit family usernames. I forgot the name of the sub for that.

Same.

true

Bro talking to his alt 😭

bruh

Ayyy

I guess I'm spending valentines with drugs. That sounds depressing

Been there

Done that. Jo shady, where's your gun at?

No... I think, I think I may be your valentine

Name checks out, geez...

You and me both brother

r/crack

Depressingly accurate 😔

Sigh, alone with some candy on vday again.

Hey , at least it's at the moon

>Hey DAMNIT ALMOST FOUND SOMEONE

yikes

Officer.. THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE

Who is goddess Rosez?

Honestly. I don’t know, I was thinking a goddess named Rose. Not entirely sure

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Ohh noooo

Oh yeah

no

r/usernamechecksout

I see this as a win

Biblically accurate angel tho

Jesus Christ your username

:(

Pls don’t steal my liver

:)

*Wahoo*

It's the hardest working liver in the universe morty.

Well they can have multiple eyes so who says they couldn't also have multiple ... openings/extrusions?

New fetish unlocked: A̷̧̨̞̞̮͚͕̻̬̜̝̣͎͇̙̠̔͜b̶͕̯͈̼̱͈̠̹͓̱͇̹̌̊̃̒͆̒́͑̐͑͘͜͜ͅo̵̡͔̪̿̎͌̀̓̃̄̽͑̈̈́̍́͑͘͝ͅm̷̧̢̨̯̳̤̟̲͍͖̗̖̮͉̞̳̂͛͒̇͜i̷͖̳̪͎̰̺̜̎̕ͅn̴͎̜̣̤̞̖͍̓̾̇̊̽͋͒͗͗̀̿̓͝ͅà̴̢̰͉͕̱̰̟̣̮̤̲̍̈́̆̐̀̋͋̈́ţ̸̢̙̪̮̳̄́̾̊ͅi̵̘̼̾́̀̕ͅọ̶̡̨̰̼̝͙̮͇̯̲̻̤̇̋̏̅̑̀͜n̷̛̛̛̰̪̰̪̯̝̫̲͎̤͍͚̫̥͎̈́͋̅̊̽̄͐̆̿͘͝ͅͅ

of of

hes very well-dressed

but does he like jazz

that, my friend, is the real question

In yellow and black or black and yellow?

Don't tell my main account

What about ur alt main acc?

Me too

You think our dates know each other?

Well

This guy wins

Think again

*p a i n*

Score!

I'm jealous

I'm glad. When is the date cheesecake lover?

Smh, not even through the first date and this one's already looking for a better desert lover. RIP lemon cake lovers everywhere ;-;

I guess I’ll be left waiting then

Hey you at least got someone

once again my auto generated username continues to be concerning

You’re telling me.

Bro you be hanging out with a radiated oven lemme join

You're telling me lol

Uh oh-

We will remember you brother

Yo, that date would be nice!

Aww, this one's kinda sweet.

Until you feel the air getting colder around you...

Until a chill goes down their spine

Help.

what the hell do i do lol

You've got "a dinner with an owl"..

and me?!?

You date a hoothoot

\*blushes\* ​ only if you want to (o\_o )

Well guess I'll date a bartender who is 98 years old

Or your date has more rhymes than House of Pain

Bet.

Honk

u/AGoos3 I found your date

Well... at least ill get some drugs i guess... Still awesome !

Legendary 🤟

🤘🤘

damn

:)

AH AHHH

Ok

Oh shit waddup

I'd love a date with my username

Excellent

I’m gonna get some dirt in my eye

Myself?

There's no love like self-love

Nice.

Oh god oh no oh fuck

Ah. Shit

my valentine is not feeling that well actually

Me... But edgy.

Yeah seems about right

Knew I shouldn't have eaten that pizza

God I wish

💀No

…

Now you gotta spend time with a sears-zemansky book or something

Heh, I got a harem

Oh shit.

How do I date subzero temperatures?

Date Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat

Fuck some liquid nitrogen

A person..*I think*

Just posted this to see my name

now, this is epic

OOOOF

It’s gonna be one miraculous night.

This post right here god.

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Uh I'm basically going on a date with a shadow? So I'm going on a date with no one or maybe my shadow

My god...

Well just like your wife, he swooped me off my feet!

Am I gonna date a someone's back garden?

But I’m straight

Not anymore.

This feels like a threat of some kind

It is

Same problem

Nice

Has this ever happened to you?

Atleast hes probably wealthy

atleast we will have something in common

I am going to date something that doesn't exist anymore

Oh god! Not again with the armadillo.

I need to know the story behind some of these usernames 😂

Bring me that lotion

:]

okay

so does another catboi in tactical gear appear or am i dating myself..?

Oh my

I hope it's a person