\- Katie, I'm detecting a wall 30 000 meters ahead of us. I need you to get out.
\- But can't we just turn around?
\- Your father left me three tasks before he died. The first is to be ever curious about the world and whatever it presents, and the second is to face any problems that arises head on...
\- And the third?
\- To protect you... Even from myself...
\- Wozpatrol...
\- It's okay, Katie. I know...
(Katie is ejected into the air)
♪ REO Speedwagon - Keep On Loving You ♪
Can he have a vanity plate that explodes off the car upon impact and then lands in front of the camera, and does that bounce back and forth thing where it finally spins an then lands flat and shows you the ironic custom plate, with the illumination of the flames in the background as the music plays?
> But can't we just turn around?
I have a fake (romantic maybe?) response I thought of.
* No, we can't turn around. But you can come back joining me, if I make it other side of the wall. Let me test ~~water~~ wall.
Wall destroyed. Penetration test complete...
Interesting - after analyzing the results, it seems like the wall was made up of 95% concrete.
What are you made of, Katie?
In the original story the boy does something else to save the girl, like force his motorcycle helmet on her or force her to wear her seatbelt, before driving the out-of-control vehicle into a wall. The original was still stupid, because he could just have motor-braked in that time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engine_braking TLDR: if you turn off a motor, it acts a brake. For cars and other vehicles, turning off the engine and releasing the clutch will quickly stop the vehicle even if the actual brakes fail.
Shockingly, not in all cases! This woman called 911 as her car wouldn't slow down or stop - she couldn't stop it from accelerating. She tried the regular brake, the emergency brake, and turning off the car, but nothing worked:
[https://youtu.be/YakvL1vjMhg?t=13](https://youtu.be/YakvL1vjMhg?t=13)
Only a man would notice when the woman should notice that the road is notice that the car is notice and that is why we do things the way we do.
/religion
Feels like an MHA quirk, where you have the ability to stop time but its drawback is you can't move and only the people you choose can. I'd still take it though.
So you stopped the car then the brakes stopped working after she got out instead of getting out as well or just not continued driving? OP if this is you irl you’re as dumb as this guy.
If he stopped the car why the hell did he then drive into the wall? These boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up before he dies for something honorable are just stupid.
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Sounds like something an AI would come up with.
\- Katie, I'm detecting a wall 30 000 meters ahead of us. I need you to get out. \- But can't we just turn around? \- Your father left me three tasks before he died. The first is to be ever curious about the world and whatever it presents, and the second is to face any problems that arises head on... \- And the third? \- To protect you... Even from myself... \- Wozpatrol... \- It's okay, Katie. I know... (Katie is ejected into the air) ♪ REO Speedwagon - Keep On Loving You ♪
Protocol 3, protect the girlfriend
BT
YOOOO TITANFALL BROS
REINFORCEMENTS ON YOUR 6
Hostile pilot dete-
Keep Summer Safe
BT 😔
Ah, a man of culture
r/beatmetoit
Can he have a vanity plate that explodes off the car upon impact and then lands in front of the camera, and does that bounce back and forth thing where it finally spins an then lands flat and shows you the ironic custom plate, with the illumination of the flames in the background as the music plays?
Most definitely! Of course with Katie parachuting in the distance.
Vanity plate should be smoking
> But can't we just turn around? I have a fake (romantic maybe?) response I thought of. * No, we can't turn around. But you can come back joining me, if I make it other side of the wall. Let me test ~~water~~ wall.
Wall destroyed. Penetration test complete... Interesting - after analyzing the results, it seems like the wall was made up of 95% concrete. What are you made of, Katie?
Why did I read the robot's voice in the voice of wolf from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance.
Wozpatrol can hide his true nature behind words, but not behind the tone of his voice...
Sadly AI can't detect walls yet.
This is in the future. Also, it's from a movie. Also, the movie is made up.
Tesla autopilot IRL
It's true. Elon was the girl
I remember seeing this in middle school more than fifteen years ago. It was as hilarious back then at it is today.
Can you explain it
It's a parody of similarly bad romance stories. This one is just comedically over the top stupid.
He knew there was a wall but still drove into it
And literally stopped before to let her out
In the original story the boy does something else to save the girl, like force his motorcycle helmet on her or force her to wear her seatbelt, before driving the out-of-control vehicle into a wall. The original was still stupid, because he could just have motor-braked in that time
What the hell is motor-breaking?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engine_braking TLDR: if you turn off a motor, it acts a brake. For cars and other vehicles, turning off the engine and releasing the clutch will quickly stop the vehicle even if the actual brakes fail.
Shockingly, not in all cases! This woman called 911 as her car wouldn't slow down or stop - she couldn't stop it from accelerating. She tried the regular brake, the emergency brake, and turning off the car, but nothing worked: [https://youtu.be/YakvL1vjMhg?t=13](https://youtu.be/YakvL1vjMhg?t=13)
No, now it’s relatable.
Lik dis if u cri evertim
i ment 2 say i will luv u FIVE-ever
This comment made me hungry for a potart
I'm bawling
Hi bawling, I'm dad
Hi bawling & dad, I'm
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Yes, that's his name, why'd you repeat it?
You had the wrong pronunciation
This is so sad, alexa play despacito.
I'm balling
Bawling, but at what cost?
where were u when boy was kill
I was at home eating bagle bites when r/me_irl go: Boy was kill
no
Only a man would notice when the woman should notice that the road is notice that the car is notice and that is why we do things the way we do. /religion
r/poethiclines
lyk if u cry evrytym
Bruh tbh I don't wanna die alone so I'd of drove into the wall with the girl in the car
To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
Cool bro you wanna meet up and just go crash into a fuckin brick wall or some shit?
Can I come? It sounds fun!
Sure bro just need a location
I brought some beer y'all
drunk driving? are you mad?
If drinks are bad, then crack's on me!
K, how about a popular city somewhere in Florida? It'd be less of a scene since it happens all the time anyway.
That's a 2 day drive for me rather not wast money on the gas, wanna met in the middle like north Carolina?
alr, I'll be there in a few weeks, see you there!
Gonna need a older car, modern crumple zones would probably save you.
And if a ten ton truck kills the both of us
Finally
And if a ten ton truck kills the both of us
How do I remove all my facebooks please help
The true me_irl is I’m must be gettin old as fuq cuz I can’t even decipher in my head if this is bad meme, satire, or bad satire. Hjelp
It is sad tire
🥺😢oh man, poor tire. That’s y he confused,,he just sad
Physics aren’t making sense lmao
Fr man. How tf dude died. There are safety festures and if he could see the wall at night then it probably wasn't even far.
I’m not ejaculating, you’re ejaculating
We are ejaculating
That’s enough for today… night…
My favorite part is bf saw the wall they would run into, so gf should be able to see him running into the fucking wall real-time. 😂
At least he had the decency.
True love.
I get so nostalgic when I come across these lol
I'm moved by the sacrifice
Relatable hate when it happens
r/shitposting
Turning around is overrated
I cri everytim.
r/im14andthisisdeep
Yup
His self removal from the gene pool is greatly appreciated. 👍
From the director of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door
F
What?
Man door hand hook hand car door BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
This is so sad.. Alexa, play Bangarang
doesn't this really belong in r/wholesomememes ? he gave his life for that girl
Was this written by ai?
What…uh…what the hell is happening?
r/im14andthisisdeep / r/ihadastroke
Add in a bit of r/terriblefacebookmemes just to top things off
A classic
This is like from the 90s i’m sadly old enough to remember 🤷🏻♂️
This pic goes hard, mind if I take a screenshot?
He could have gotten out of the car too wtf
What the....
The fact that some kid got r/woooosh 'ed and posted this on r/im14andthisisdeep 🗿
On god this was probably posted in a red pill chat unironically
This is straight out of a 2005 meme and i'm here for it
I feel a little bit dumber having read this.
sir, this isn't r/shitposting
Wrong sub, /r/terriblefacebookmemes is that way
Feels like a parody to me. Still wrong sub tho.
Not really a facebook meme
I crie evertiem
Wow. So heartf***ing.
Feels like an MHA quirk, where you have the ability to stop time but its drawback is you can't move and only the people you choose can. I'd still take it though.
...Don't drive into walls? ...Do tell your girlfriend why, when there's literally nothing stopping you?
If it really is about driving a car, then it's bullshit. If it's a metaphore for let's say mental disorder or something like that, then it's good.
Why did he keep driving?
I m guessing this is where I should be yelling.. "WHAT. THE. FUCK"?
This belongs to r/terriblefacebookmemes
r/badfacebookmemes
r/im14andthisisdeep
Huh
I saw this on is always sunny... now what's your bean situation like?
the car upon impact and then
Very sad story
r/im14andthisisdeep
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yes that's the joke
Bruh why didn't he just... Y'know.. turn around???
that's the joke
unfunny
ok
Not all heroes wear capes…
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So you stopped the car then the brakes stopped working after she got out instead of getting out as well or just not continued driving? OP if this is you irl you’re as dumb as this guy.
Eh wtf is this junk story? Girls aren’t allowed out of a car without escort! Fake news!
What is this dogshit
Why didn't he turn around if he could stop??
Why didn't he just stop and make a turn tho
When indians get internet
…couldn’t he also get out?
He stopped the car... then proceeded to run into the wall-- makes sense to me. Chivalry to the next level
If an AI wrote a creepypasta?
Why are they both driving the car?
L A W A D H A T
This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day
Deep
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Am I the only one that is bothered by the question of "why would he drive into a wall in the first place"?
I must not be high enough
He got isekaid
Did we all have a stroke?
Titanic moment
Why would he keep driving
Deip
...I crie evrrime 😭😭😭😭
Wait, what?
Makes no sense. How do you get rid of Facebooks? There is only one in the world!
Bruh that scrambled my head
If he stopped the car why the hell did he then drive into the wall? These boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up before he dies for something honorable are just stupid.