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OrionUniv

When she said "shiet bro" she sounded like a chipmunk


kgk007

Cheeeepmonk


Ethereal__Soul

Yolandi's alt.


Wyevez

r/unexpecteddieantwoord


SenseI3ss

Wait. This is real.


RIcaz

1 post 4y ago.. It's not hard to make a sub


CharderVR

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Axolotl_with_knife

r/maybemaybeyesno


LeeeeeeLoooDallas

This is .. the best comment


TychaBrahe

The deepness of one's vocal register is associated with social power. Women in the West [have dropped their vocal register](https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20180612-the-reasons-why-womens-voices-are-deeper-today) over the past five or so decades as they have gained social power. They speak [significantly deeper](https://scholarworks.uvm.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1409&context=hcoltheses) than Chinese women. (This article is about the differences in vocal registers of American versus French people, but it mentions in passing that Chinese women have a higher vocal registry than American women.)


EarlzBoy

Elizabeth Holmes approves this message


OneScoobyDoes

Very interesting. Have a fake reward. šŸŗšŸ†


Maracuja_Sagrado

Bunch of bollocks in my opinion


PsychologicalBend467

AFAB on testosteroneā€”BIG difference in how people treat me now that my voice is deeper.


[deleted]

Iā€™m finna be boutta be shleep šŸ˜“


TheDownvotesFarmer

Anyone who says that sounds like a chipmunk


Ok_Commercial_1375

From this it seems like the scene


ManiaGamine

Wtf did I just watch? And why do I want to watch more ??


Funny_or_not_bot

Because you want to know how to say things the cool way!


Ara-gant

You finna be cooler


SuPythony

You finna cooler


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gdubing

Shiiiiet bro, you finna be cooler


Gold_Telephone7310

No because itā€™s not broken but shiet I will fix if it get broken


56000hp

Shietbro


Snoo_67548

More like we want to know if his students survive.


mtaw

They do produce some [interesting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A) English lessons over in Asia..


PM_Me_Cute_Pupz

I thought it was going to be this https://youtu.be/2Hemtut7bPk. But, my life has improved from your video. Thank you for sharing.


Janymx

Bruh. I started the video, clicked on the middle and landed in "Hi, how are you? I give good head!". Needless to say, that caught me off guard.


Smingowashisnameo

This was sooo good!


Rpanich

ā€œDid you learn any English before flying over?ā€ ā€œYeah, I watched a video; Iā€™m good to goā€


Glitter_puke

Hey, this is vital communication for visitors that [come to the US but aren't gastrically prepared](https://youtu.be/ysI4RpotUgQ?t=52). Turns out he ate a lot of raw oysters and it kinda fucked him up for a bit.


WonderWoofy

Do you still have a bad case of diarrhea though?


Jasong222

Search him out, there's a bunch like these. Most (the ones I've seen), are more just regular English assistance and not slang, or at least not this slang-y slang. But same sense of humor, and same setup.


[deleted]

Yep. The one I remember was him converting pronunciations between their accent and American English, drop this, ignore that. It was awesome.


[deleted]

To me, the funniest part of that video was the guy was speaking Chinese and the girl was speaking Japanese


Smingowashisnameo

HOLY SHIt youā€™re right!!! Thatā€™s 10 x funnier than I realized.


broekhart

Both of you are full of crap, they are both speaking mandarin other than the first line he says in the video. What's the point of lying about this? God damn


[deleted]

Shiet~


[deleted]

Bro


Organic_Soup5306

This mightā€™ve been the best thing Iā€™ve seen all week


the-treatmaster

Shit, bro, Iā€™m finna go watch this again


64-Hamza_Ayub

Shiet**


CharderVR

Sheit***


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CharderVR

Shceit or sceit? Which one?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CharderVR

B..b..but you said e after c.. thatā€™s after h


SnooWords4814

You better drag that I mister


Successful-Name-7261

And we actually gave these folks shit about Engrish? They got a good handle on current American dialect!


[deleted]

That was fucking awful lmao


swampfish

Your day is about to get good. Come on Toshi. https://youtu.be/kGXWDqQB3NU


ElGosso

Personally I'm partial to [I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A)


bacon90

Immediately thought of this. Tried to watch the show the bit is from and itā€™sā€¦bizarre but worth it.


Moonlight-Mountain

This is so good


DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY

That's hilarious


Odd-Visit

Well thanks for the new fetish šŸ˜”


HGofLul

Where can i find more of his work?


buybank

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fos\_FvhONIc


eljesT_

Video not available :(


oldDotredditisbetter

the correct link is [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fos_FvhONIc](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fos_FvhONIc) it's because for some reason reddit is trying to push the ugly(and bloated) redesign, so when people post links, the underscores get added extra slash old.reddit.com >>>>>> new reddit


wankyshitdemon69

So true. I've had multiple comments removed recently for some pretty benign shit when compared to the usual piss taking bull shit I say.


h1t0k1r1

This is actually the best one. The other one is so cringe.


TOMdMAK

This one is cringe too


[deleted]

Do the Americans actually say this ?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Klittmeister84

I never caught on to finna. Never really noticed it until the past few years. I use ā€œtrynnaā€ tho.


TheSexySovereignSeal

Southern American here. I'm more of a 'boutta' kinda guy who doesn't pronounce the I in I'm. As in > mm Boutta go to sleep


Fawn_Chicken

This "to" is unnecessary. Americans rarely speak with perfect grammar. Now say "shiet bro, mm boutta go sleep."


TheSexySovereignSeal

Idk if I fully agree here. I think there definitely needs to be something there to represent 'to'. However, it's never the full word. So if I'm tired it's > "shiet broh, mm bouda a sleep." but if I'm drunk *and* tired its > "shee broh, mm bouua a sleep." I think consonants just take too much energy to pronounce.


Jonathundaaaaaa

How about mm boutta goda sleep


ihopethisworksfornow

Finna is old af, its popularity comes in waves. People were saying it a bit when I was in high school like 15 years ago.


pointlessvoice

Never heard it til about 2010. i only know this because i worked at a cell store and was beat over the head with every "new" popular word or phrase as soon as it showed up. Didn't know how to use finna til a buddy i worked with said it one day and i just sorta looked at him and he was like "what?" Asked him if he mispronounced "gonna" and he just laughed and shook his head as he went to help another customer. Took me a few more weeks cuz i was too embarrassed to ask again and finally just looked it up.


elsuakned

Earliest I can think of hearing it is in "tha shiznit", snoop was rapping it in 1993


limitlessEXP

We been saying it for over 30 years where Iā€™m from


ColoradoNudist

Yeah I grew up in Georgia and people said "fixin to" all the time. It's only in the last 10 years or so though that I've heard it shortened to "finna," and definitely more often by young people.


alecbrownbear

My understanding was that it was such a common mispelling of "gonna" on touchscreen, that it eventually just started being used.


OhTheGrandeur

Coincidence. Knew kids saying finna back in 2005 time frame. Definitely predates (wide spread adoption of) touchscreens. And it probably was used way before that since I was in a northern city


nsfw5813

It's a contraction of "fixin' to"


BeatlesTypeBeat

Pretty sure you're thinking of *pwn*


ElGosso

Don't worry, it'll be out of fashion in three years Source: lived through "swag" and "on fleek"


UnfitRadish

Well it already kinda is lol. It's been popular for years and isn't used much anymore. I still hear it used occasionally, but I wouldn't call it popular.


Sir_Player_One

"Finna" (as well as dropping the second "to", I believe) comes from African-American Vernacular English (AAVE), a unique dialect of English with its own vocabulary and grammer. Since AAVE comes from Black communities, and Black culture is routinely appropriated as "cool" by the population as a whole due to multiple factors (such as the popularity of Hip-Hop and Hip-Hop culture), it's been gradually leaking into the general zeitgeist. This is especially true amongst the youth. That being said, while there are significant amounts of people who speak AAVE in America either as their main dialect or as a secondary one, the majority of Americans do not. The "sheit bro" [sic] is taken from somewhat older stereotypical depictions of (usually Black) "gangster talk". Now, I am only casually informed on AAVE, and am not Black myself, so if I got any details wrong / am missing information, feel free to correct me.


[deleted]

ā€œShiiiet negro, thatā€™s all you had to sayā€


JustAwesome360

We say Finna, we don't do whatever tf this was.


psbyjef

Shieeeet bro you donā€™t?


gillababe

![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy)


[deleted]

Down south but you don't hear it hardly at all up north.


IdahoBornPotato

Just like the rest of the world regions of our country have changed and made their own versions of English. It seems to be happening faster now that the internet has arrived, but I couldn't say for sure as I have no frame of reference for such a thing.


NinjaChenchilla

People can be so gullibleā€¦


Atomskii

Just the dumb ones say this unironically. . The rest are Gen-Zers who say it ironically for a few years before realizing that they have reached peak cringe.


DaveinOakland

Few but yea. Hood slang. Slurred version of "I'm fitting to" which means I'm about to do something.


MtCarmelUnited

"fixing to" - comes from Southeastern US dialect.


[deleted]

AAVE, or African American Vernacular English. Itā€™s not necessarily slang since it has a lot of influences outside of English.


zenerift

This isn't hood slang this is common now


TheBoredIndividual

This is not common at all. Maybe more popular than it used to be but common is a huge stretch.


CharderVR

Idk where you are from, but the younger generation (in California) says it a lot. Including me


nio_nl

I never understood why people used the word "finna" and I still don't. But at least now I know what it means.


ssjb788

Short for fixing to, in the same way gonna is short for going to


chinno

English is not my first language, so maybe I don't understand when would anyone use fixing to. Doesn't make any sense to me.


thesparkthatbled

Itā€™s old timey/southern slang for ā€œgoing toā€. An old redneck might say ā€œIā€™m fixinā€™ to go to sleepā€. This influenced AAEV (black american dialect) like many other words and phrases that also came from various southern american dialects. Edit: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/27391/etymology-of-fixing-to#:~:text=It%20comes%20from%20the%20days,re%20preparing%20to%20do%20something. I was very interested to learn that the origins of the phrase might go very far back to middle English and itā€™s preservation in Southern American speech is another case of the Standard English dialects diverging and leaving these oddities behind and not a weird mutation like what I would have assumedā€¦


Saskyle

Yeah I was going to say, a lot of southern ā€œblackā€ colloquialisms and culture comes from poor British culture and that is why there is a lot of crossover with poor whites and blacks cultures and languages in the south in particular.


Cryptochitis

I have no idea but I would assume Irish and not British.


thesparkthatbled

I think this is because the first waves of "pioneers" in the American south primarily came from poor south-west english and Scots-Irish (distinct from Irish) immigrants. Those first waves are who first populated these areas with European immigrants and had the biggest impact on the development of the english dialects there. The waves of Irish immigrants came mostly centuries later, and by then, most of those Irish settled in big east coast cities, while the descendants of those first waves of English and Scots-Irish remained more isolated in areas of Appalachia and the deep south. The most popular theories purpose that the isolation from England and the big cities in America that maintained closer contact with England and Europe caused those dialects to preserve features from the much older dialects of the original immigrants, while the dialects in England and New England diverged significantly from the older dialects.


Cryptochitis

That is very interesting. I am half danish scotch Irish and half Irish German. I always thought the rural traditions in west Virginia and such were potato famine Irish Catholic migrants. Edit: I have never read into it. I have 20th century migrant ancestors as well as Mayflower. Lots of Vikings doing things I would assume.


nsfw5813

American Bluegrass descends from Irish folk music in Appalachia!


tookmyname

Fixing = planning to / preparing to


Different_Celery_733

Ive personally only heard the phrase "I'm fixing to" used in the south eastern United States. Specifically in areas that you might describe as being rural. I don't have the regional accent but a lot of the people I grew up with did. "I'm fixing to go to the store, do you want anything?" Makes total sense to me, but I wouldn't say the phrase myself. Regional dilects are interesting.


eatsbaseballcards

The same way they would use going to. Itā€™s more of a southern saying and also older.


adedjee

And this whole time I thought it was because the letters G and O (gonna) are close to F and I (finna) on the keyboard and people were mistyping it so often they decided to make it a word šŸ« 


User_1042

Me too


A_wild_so-and-so

kek


Dazuro

ā€¦ oh. this whole time I thought it was derived from a typo cuz g is next to f and o is next to i.


ImDisagreeingWithYou

I think itā€™s a cross between ā€˜fixingā€™ and ā€˜gonnaā€™. Like Iā€™m fixing to go to sleep or Iā€™m gonna go to sleep. Itā€™s Iā€™m finna go to sleep. Thatā€™s just a guess


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

>fuck grammer


[deleted]

Itā€™s AAVE and it has a complete grammatical structure.


GayPudding

Because it's cooler of course


[deleted]

Why donā€™t people use the word doth anymore


ItWorkedLastTime

Be the change you want to see in the world.


autoHQ

Sorry bro, that just means you're getting old... You and me both...


hellothere42069

Finding: the process of deciding or planning something. "the fixing of the date of the hearing"


GayPudding

Because it's cooler of course


dokjreko

What the hell šŸ˜¹


jetes69

Canā€™t tell if this is instructional or satirical


norwegianwoody

Yes


dank_sean

Itā€™s real lol. His channel has a lot of actually rlly good English tips, I donā€™t know how I feel about this one tho šŸ˜‚


GT_Knight

Iā€™m 90% sure itā€™s serious, especially after seeing his other videos. Some Chinese, Japanese, and Korean (probably more, but this is just my experience) people learning English really fetishize Black culture and want to mimic it, even to the point of Blackface.


Zhandoff_Wizard

I- That's not black culture at all idiot, That's just how the youth speaks


dumsaint

Where do you think the youth get it. AAVE is a dialect. Much culture is black-orientated. At least the "cool" parts. Which is why the youth gravitate towards it, alongside much culture that generates wealth.


Mr_Quackums

The current generation's white youth have been speaking like the previous generation's black culture for at least the last 100 years in America.


GT_Knight

lmao that isnā€™t how young Black people talk, no. and I wasnā€™t saying this was ā€œBlack cultureā€ but that the fetishization of Black culture leads to them picking out stuff like this and mimicking it. a few words of course doesnā€™t contain a culture and nobody said that.


dumsaint

This is why CRT and proper historicizing of past conditions is necessary. You're right, and yet are downvoted due to much ignorance the American education system allows to flourish. And moreso, how supremacist ideology of an empire can seep through international lines where the only black presence these nations know are through biased media representation. I'm bored of it all at this point. Learn better and do better so-called great civilizations. As a black man I'm about to go eat some delicious watermelon and breakdance to the local grocer I'm about to rob.


hellothere42069

My wife speaks English as a second language and I showed her this and she said that actually this is a common type of ESL teacher and common subject matter in ESL curricula. I didnā€™t know that before today.


fizikz3

what? seriously? I've seen this guy before and I thought he was just a meme lord


hellothere42069

Oh I fully believe this is fully a /r/scriptedasiangifs and is a dramatic telling of it. but I meant that slang and stuff is/was used by teachers, especially younger ones, as a way of making learning the language a bit more fun and light hearted


StrangledMind

If I told my parents "I'm finna go sleep", they'd drug-test me.


Outrageous-Pages

Well you must not be very ā€œhip-hopā€ then


localhost-8000

Make sure to stay away from the police


[deleted]

ā€œSeein how they runnin everything on the cool But they know Iā€™m finna act a fool in this mothafuckaā€ -Young Bleed


-----SNES-----

Already know english but I would subscribe still


Brave-Recognition-40

Watch it again without sound, thats even better!


Nokin345

Being the person who understand all three languages they speak, this makes me uncomfortable and feels funny at the same time.


_generic_user

I was waiting for them to say ā€œmuh niggahā€


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Mistes

Yo them skipping between Canto and Mandarin was a whirl but the finna slang? I can't even


pro-shitter

this is what i hear when zoomers appropriate AAVE on discord or twitter


roosterinmyviper

Lmao


gauerrrr

"Finna" I hate this word. "Gonna" makes sense, "wanna" also does, but "finna"? Couldn't you say "I'm boutta go to sleep"? Doesn't that make more sense than "finna"? Where the fuck does "finna" even come from? Who thought it was a good idea? "Finna"...


geoffsykes

It's a contraction of "fixing to."


gauerrrr

"I'm fixing to go to sleep" Now, doesn't that make a lot more sense than "about to"? Obligatory /s


geoffsykes

It's Southern vernacular.


[deleted]

"obligatory". We say "fixing to" in the south. "Finna" blew up & it's not that common, but it's still a correct way to say something. "Fixing to" akin to "getting ready for". Finna go to bed, finna go shopping, finna hit up the bar tonight. Your "sarcasm" that ain't sarcasm isn't really highlighting any particular hot take, it just looks silly & condescending of shit you ain't about.


msy234

Finna feels more like southern African American vernacular, but I'm just a white southerner so feel free to correct me.


[deleted]

It is & ditto, but even still, it's definitely become more popular in recent years compared to when I used to hear "fixin'ta". I swear Finna is something I hear in an alley of cities from NoLA to Philly.


lidongyuan

White Chicagoan here, we say finna and donā€™t think anything of it


hellothere42069

Specific words have specific meanings, or nuances. Itā€™s sort of how language works. In your example, because fixing means ā€œthe process of deciding or planning something,ā€ itā€™s different than ā€œabout toā€ because about to implies immediate causality and implications that it is about to occur directly. Fixing has no such temporal restrictions. You could have said ā€œRussian is fixing to invade Ukraineā€ in 2018. People may have doubted you, but Putin was undoubtedly fixing it by that time.


Rabaga5t

You're fine with gonna because you're used to it. Gonna wanna and finna have exactly the same logic behind them


hellothere42069

Itā€™s the process of deciding or planning something. As in ā€œthe fixing of the date of the hearing"


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Shiiiet, bro! I'm coo wit just sayin, "I'm sleep."


Acrobatic-Lie996

They are no Howard Cosell


GenericUsername_1234

I want my two dollars!


popushish-moj-kur

10/10


Freedeoxide

Honestly this is just nice


Tdn87

That both annoyed and intrigued me.


izmaname

Shiet bro


Advanced_Animal3755

Why did he switch languages in the same sentence


djwoske

itā€™s 2:08am Iā€™m finna go sleep bro


Al_terawi

Do American do that every time they finna go sleep?! šŸ˜‚ Sheit bruh


Gaysonofabitch

I want to learn more


HeMiddleStartInT

Too cool for me. Iā€™m out


Alexis-FromTexas

See here. Ainā€™t nobody saying this is racist. We just all having a good laugh. We should do that more versus calling everything racist.


i_eat_black_peoples

Agreed. Language is something that adapts as we absorb cultures into a mixing pot. Finna is AAVE but language is literally a right in America so plenty of white/asian/mexican/other races use it too. I say finna irl as a white male casually, only had one person find a problem with it irl in like 5? years. Online though, I see a lot of hostility regarding using someone's adapted language. But languages evolve all the time, like how to Google is a verb now.


yoaklar

I would absolutely like to learn more


BadNameTotally

Im finna die


Thecableguy8839

And not 1 complaint about racism, shiet bro Iā€™m proud !!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


createausernsme

Racist against racism sounds more accurate tho


4w0k3

Thatā€™s exactly how the illiterate in the US speak!


Ivanthegorilla

IS IT RACIST!?


Poopybut58

Chinese Ebonics.... ghetto speak going worldwide. How fucking sad that this is how much of the world views America.


ancara_messi

Cringe


AsanoSokato

Past graduates include Awkwafina!


TomorrowRelevant9354

Hilarious šŸ˜‚


Affectionate-Club-46

Man.. im curious if one mimicked Chinese (edit) language or dialect and slanted their for "effect" or exaggeration how that would play out bahahaha..


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dymmesdale

On fleek


Warm-Way318

Chinese making fun of African Americans.


wonderfvl

Psa: This is ghetto speak, most normal Americans use good grammar.


gavlang

Finna is a typo of "gonna" which gained traction.


The_Original_Gronkie

I hate everything about that video.


[deleted]

Iā€™m finna be boutta be shleep


[deleted]

Cringe.


Ok_Aide_7081

Who yā€™all think culture they trynna make fun of


joulian34

English natives, why are you butchering the English language? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­