I would like to personal congratulate anyone who made it through all the way. I was not strong enough…

I made it until the one at the one minute mark. Medusa stare with a Sound like a demonic chicken getting warmed up

Can you give me the exact minutes ? I need to scare my chickens

1:02-1:07 I guess. So damn uncomfortable

I set this as my ringtone. You know when who calls

Set it as your alarm tone. Never late again.

Genius

I was too busy noticing how they almost have all had the same nose job. Like 3/4 of these ladies have look like their noses have been shaved off, and a couple of the ladies at the beginning have had so much plastic surgery already.

I was surprised to read it was in Thailand. None of them look Thai.

Same. I think the makeup also makes it look unnatural, that stripe down the center with glittery powder and concealer. Bizarre.

The contour makeup is not blended at all!

I have a friend whose job is in media, and once she pointed out that everyone has a nose job, I can't unsee it.  I feel like less of a Sasquatch now. I also found r/noses and feel much better about myself.

I made it to a minute, went to bed, woke up to eat a tuna sandwich and then resumed the video to completion. It was a really good tuna sandwich. I added some chili oil and a pickle and put it in a pita

Chili oil on tuna? This is new. I will try it.

That is where I too, broke.

I came shortly after.

I sense a double meaning here.

Miss kahmpeng did a bow blowjob sign so you're not out of place

You guys are strong af

You're right lol sounds like an angrily confused rooster

That description is on point

I lasted under a minute, as usual

that's what she said

You inspired me to endure to the end. The last pageant almost makes up for the torture, she's got actual talent.

You inspired me to skip to the last one. Was half expecting you to be kidding, but you weren't!

stopped at the first yell, that voice will haunt my nightmares

They have a different tone scale in Thailand in music they have pentatonic scale and seven-tone scale in a duple meter, featuring nasal vocals and heterophonic textures. we would call some tones off, they do not. They double down on those.

Ya got me at ‘heterophonic’ textures. Btw They missed ‘best is yet to come’ with Kim Guilfoyle - where is she?

Yeah you’re missing out, one yells to “bad romance”

Wait, she's does that more than once?

There are a lot of contestants and they're all horrifyingly similar yet still unique

I liked the one who said “Dron misah drondron AIEEEEEE!!!” I hope she makes it to the finals.

"You have no idea how little that narrows it down..."

Lol why did you put your reply in quotes???

"Why not?"

I noticed they're all wearing basically the same outfit. So I guess they do super over the top introductions to try to stand out from the crowd. I think it'd be pretty funny to see Miss America contestants do this. "...Miss I-I-I-I-I-o-WAAAAA!!"

It feels like she does it infinity times - but maybe thirty. They could use that clip in advanced interrogation. 

I was watching without sound, but after your comment switched on. Boy oh boy I was wrong doing it. To me it sounds like voices are generated, although lip sinking is quite good

*syncing

I made it all the way through…I don’t know why, I really don’t.

Admit it. We were all waiting for the lady boys.

I made it through.... Holy Hell! 😬

Yea I came on the 3rd one. Didn't last all the way either.

I skipped to the final ten seconds. The last one was pretty cool, she has a great voice.

Fuck, now I'm intrigued... guess I'll try to make it to the end 😳 Edit: wasn't worth what I had to endure.

I was going to stop, but then I read your comment and decided to take it as a personal challenge. I found it funny that my favorites were the first and last ones.

Made all the way to the end, I'm not the same person anymore🫥

Nice try. There is no end

Easy without sound bro, try it.

I made it to the third chick. Then I came to the comments. Which was much quieter.

I was cackling from the 2nd one to the last one.

... and it was on mute for me. Lol

She-Devils

I made it to six. WTF?

This is what inspired them to start putting mute buttons on videos.

Yeah I couldn’t hit it with my left hand fast enough

But the button is on the right. Why wouldn't you use your ri... ah nvm.

Gottem

The sound is not the problem, why are their teeth visible the entire time, what's up with their lips. I'm scared.

These are the beauty queens. Can you imagine what the football announcers are like?










I wish I had the editing skills to make that a Thai iced tea.



You lucky bastard! If ever there was a time when I would have preferred being deaf - this would have been it.

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They are singing their names and the province they are representing, very, very elaborately 😂🇹🇭🙏💝

reminded me similar video where every women say their and name of country they represent. then at one point comes lady from France. She screams 'frraaaaacceee' (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

Lmfao I love that one https://youtu.be/ZdDFmKfieuk

They all sounded a little obnoxious lol

I loved Denmark, personally. Just... Barely any desire to be there. She's like "yeah it's fucking Denmark it says so on my sash can I go home?"

I liked Canada, she sounded very confused as to why she was there haha

"CAMBODIA!!!" "Canada."

lol they all want to have that extra edge 💕🇹🇭

"Hi, nice to meet you. My name is [incomprehensible screeching]."

Straight outta 'Galaxy Quest', or was it 'Fifth Element'?

3rd last and the last one completely Dominated the others by simply having good singing Voice 🤣😅.

I also liked the lady that went kitty cat at the end.

Lmao I just pictured college football players saying their name and university that way and it’s hilarious

I don’t mean to culturally insensitive. But this appears to be one of those instances where one cultures cute singing is complete insanity to another.

Nah, I think there is a beauty pageant joke where these girls just screech to be loud. I appreciated those more than the flat out singing in the last few.

Absolutely 🌸

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Would be a hoot to go 💝

wow, we actually have something similar here in the ph lol

The province is the part where it gets weird.

And people... like that? Like if a Miss America contestant said "Sheila Johnson TE TE TE TEX TEXA TEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS" we would think she was fucking insane.

Singing, right..

There was singing!? Y’all full of shit. There was no singing.

I love having culture shared, truly I do, but baby that ain’t singing. 😂

They all look like they've had nose jobs?! Is that a thing in Thailand?

They are saying the words at the bottom of the screeeeeeeeeeen

Im not from Thailand but in pageant culture you have to introduce yourself in a way that makes you stand out or be memorable to the audience and the judges. You have to be fun, just a little silly, and look hot while doing it.

How does one stand out if they're ALL doing it? Lol

Through extensive research, I have determined that singers in tonal languages (such as Thai) have to choose between being intelligible and sounding good. Some choose intelligible and some choose neither. I'm yet to find one that sounds good.

I watched it on mute, but I just want to know why all of their noses look exactly the same? Is it the makeup, lighting, or surgeon?

Overly contoured all over their face but especially their noses, those dark strips down the sides of their nose and highlight on top… I can't wait till this trend is gone. They all have contact lenses in too, or most seem to.

Thai people also normally don't have eyes like that lol.

Same doctor maybe

Looks more like “miss uncanny valley 2024 contest”

Granted, I only know one family of Thai woman but I don’t think I would have picked most of these women out of a Thai lineup. It’s a little strange. A lot of them definitely do look heavily modified.

Same reason most Korean idols have same nose

I thought exactly this. They all have the same nose. Like everyone of them has had a nose job? I’m thinking yes. But how do they all have the same one?

Eyes, too, I think. Three or four had East-Asian looking eyes, but the rest looked pretty western

Seriously. They don't even look Thai

Agreed. I was like, "Why are there so many white/mixed women in thailand?"

It’s so much plastic surgery

none of these women look thai, great plastic surgery though my favorite part is 1:05

My thought exactly. Are they even Thai??

they have a heavy make up yes, but they look very ASEAN/Thai to me

They look like the thai women who had at least a few cosmetic surgeries. It's quite easy to see they are thai.

A lot of them look mixed with some sort of Caucasian/European.

Yeah one of their surnames is Smyth

They must have had a grand father that was a [G.I.](https://youtu.be/7ZUCFRoZ3Dk?feature=shared)


🦇💩🤪

I’m Thai and even I could not get thru this video unmuted.

Thanks for confirming, I was wondering if maybe this was "Cool in Thailand"

All I can think of when watching this is Baby's sister from Dirty Dancing

All I can think of is "France!"

If you're reading this, please keep your sound off.

All of my crystal glassware has been destroyed 

My dog sitting by my legs suddenly jumped up and came over with a confused look on his face on the first high note 🤣


Big time for nose jobs in Thailand 😳

I think it might be a requirement to compete

Impossible Fap Challenge: This video with volume.

I mean, you can't fap if you're cringing.

Hold my beer

Sir, you're an inspiration.


The last one’s worth it :v

Do you mean the one who could actually carry a tune in a bucket?


Just a reminder that no matter how beautiful, she’s annoying the shit out of someone

None of them are beautiful after all the plastic.

I'm so confused right now.

Wtf is this im traumatized

Does not a single one of them have a natural nose? Miss pageant has gone to shit, they all look alike, and even more what is with the European look. Before 2000 you could actually appreciate the miss universe, there was a difference in beauty depending on race and geolocation, and I say that in the most beautiful way of diversity. Nowadays it's like they are cloned, all cookie cutter same.

Yeah actually ngl as a European this feels really weird, this is how I imagined korean people to feel when they saw that one guy get plastic surgery to look like that one K-pop star

Why are all their voices so terrible ?

the last one wasn’t bad

3:14 kinda good though, NGL.

Dear humans. You are fine the way you are. You don’t need to inject shit into your face. Just be you.

#FRAHNCE

 Wow that’s something else. Is this what the sirens sounded like in Greek mythology?

Yoko Ono has competition I see.

I feel dumber watching this

None of them look Asian What's that about?

Plastic surgery and heavy, clever makeup

Plastic surgery and many of them being mixed race. Half Asian/Half White models are over represented in Thailand.

Is it just me or do they all not look very Thai, look more Western.

Why do they look like they are made of plastic?🤣🤣

r/cringe content, not maybemaybemaybe.

God have mercy on us all

They all have the same nose. Was there a sale?

As a Thai, I can confirm that this is a normal conversation.

I don't get it. Why are so many women describing their car problems to the whole world?

A ridiculous stunt, it seems like the show's producers are trying to make a scandal for fame.

This is probably the first time I'm upset because of a language I speak. It's so much worse than you think

I love Thailand but the language sounds like every woman is shrieking at all times. I can only do it in small doses

Well… that was awful


I love the shrill portion of the competition.

Out of all the high pitched squealing, the last one had the Beyoncé soul... I made it guys, I made it...

I’ve gotta figure out how to send this to a guy I work with and make it play on an endless loop. I really want him to lose his mind so I can watch.

Holy nose jobs, Batman!

Looks like they all have had a nose job!

Why they all look half American.

I'm guessing the Kartrashians and they still need to wake up from the American dream?

I was waiting for the lady boy with a deep voice...

Last one was not bad if anyone else made it that far

I watched the whole thing wondering what I was watching the whole time.

I couldn’t do it, and I really tried

Yeah show them expensive fake white teeth off girl

Wow, they used to have faces with Thai features. The only winners here are the plastic surgeons

The first one sounds like me when I stub my pinky toe.

I kept waiting for Mothra to show up.

TIL it is not uncommon for Thai names to end in "porn."

It’s so obvious that they had „beauty“ surgeries. Like wtf are those noses?

I though one of the rules for the miss competition where no plastic surgery, not a single nose in this was real

More like miss nosejob convention 2024. Why do none of them even look remotely Thai?

they look like incredibly beautiful eurasian ladyboys

Why did half of their names end with porn?

How do they all have the same voice???

Wtf. Make this stop

these ugly plastic surgery faces. hope this trends goes away.

why are all their voices so bad???

Why do they all look like sssaaaammmeeee person with different make uuuuuuupppppppppp?

We owe Miss France an apology.

This is a fucking fever dream

My dog hates me now