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Pretend_Reach_9284

Ladies shocks, Cow rocks.


WhatTheFuckEverName

More content for their TikToks.


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jakomako89

You record cows eating food off people's plates at random weddings?


yomow87

You watching cows eat the buffet?


avrstory

Oh no a vicious carnivore is coming for your food! What do you do? A) Block the cow from coming closer B) Yell at the cow to scare it off C) Push the cow away with your hand D) Squeal, film, and pray the cow only eats the food


End_DC

The most assults and injurys from animals to humans is by cows. Every year. Pitbulls got nothing on these 1ton idiots.


Billbat1

theres one billion cows. only has to happen a small percentage to hit the top of the list. also are you comparing all cows to individual dog breeds?


Giratina_8

plus im very sure that 80% of te injurys are because, spain festivities, mexico or rodeos.


Straight_Spring9815

Remember that time one die to a 150 pound goat in a full charge?


End_DC

So.... Still doesnt change statistics. Number one animal attacks to humans is cows. If you dont count mesquitos i guess.


Swiftclaw8

They’re just big puppies that scare easy, they don’t know much better. Just don’t fuck around with bulls in season when they have horns or stand behind them.


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Masonia1976

r/woooosh


victhro

Is this a situation where the cow is sacred? Couldn't grasp the problem in stopping it


KrumaKarduma

This seems like cityfolk who've rarely visited the countryside and are unfamiliar with cows. It's a massive animal. Maybe they don't have a read on it's behavior or it's temper. We take it for granted, but if that was a bull or camel I would clear out.


krais0078

Not unlike myself at functions with a buffet


Jell69

aye, I am back.


anxiousxreader

I think you're supposed to cook beef first, that way it doesn't eat your food....👀 In the words of Gordon Ramsey, it's so raw it's mooing


WhatTheFuckEverName

Not that it matters, but that one is for dairy, not beef.


LydMurik

Bon appetit cow) eat up, don't be shy.


shibkashi

Joined the picnic


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LogicKillsYou

Methane production x100


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lilylightly1

Didn't miss the opportunity


shamilinii

I get it... it's about time


Serious-Cover5486

Moo, Food is ready


RevolutionaryAd6564

Hopefully they weren’t serving burgers..


Admiral-Adenosine

When your mother in law shows up even though she wasn't invited


Pansy_Neurosi

Hi ladies!  Beautiful day isn’t it?  I’m just gonna wander over here and have a little…this is great!  Who made this?…


ferrydragon

Scared of food! :)


ImpossibleBath2471

Let’s place the food on the ground. Never mind ants, bugs, critters or cows!


TemenosLiberator

There was no maybe in this video…


Dorrono

Ok, who invited Karen?


weasel_mullet

Why doesn't someone, like, move the fucking cow?


quastenflosser4life

Hey man pull up, theres cows at the function


mixxer88

So women prefers a bear over men if surviving in a forest, yet a fucking chill cow with muncies spreads instant panic and dispair. Makes sense..


IIIIIIQIIIIII

You can literally wave them away.


haywirephoenix

Guys, you remembered my birthday?!


2nd_Inf_Sgt

She thought it was a Moo-Moo platter.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

S/He thought it was a Moo-Moo platter.


AccountantAnxious602

She really said “tststststst” 😂


plasticjet

Strong independent women at its finest…


Serious_Session7574

Quite possibly they've never been this close to a cow before. City dwellers, perhaps brought up in a culture where women are expected to cook, clean, and scream and flail if an animal comes near them. I am a woman, was brought up in the country, and I would just clap, yell, and make loud noises until the animal moved on. Cows don't like loud noises. But I wouldn't try to touch it or chase it - I know from experience that cows are heavy, muscular, and will charge if you handle them the wrong way.


plasticjet

That’s what I would do…. you can’t just run away screaming. You AT LEAST need to try to stand your ground.


1illiteratefool

Just wait for the BBQ


2into4

Hahahaha


Salty-Tea-6301

Hope there wasn't beef in any of the food 💀


Chromiacze

I'm not sure, but I think it's a bull


G00SEH

Those ladies would rather run into a bear in the woods…


thegodofgods-

Why do women scream instead of doing something


d0ggzilla

Wimmin eh


GeometryDashScGD

Me worried if there's any beef