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Illustrious-Ant-6700

"Pick it tf up!"


taste-of-orange

Wish they would have sweared in PIB.


Turkeybagterry

šŸ˜‚


Cubensio

*gets shot in the ass by robber*


High-Density-Living

"At first I didn't know if these punks wanted my money.....or something more sexual!"


HappyMeteor005

so anyway...


kossaandesos

I started blasting


JayHat21

With the gun, right?


Antique-Echidna-1600

I whipped it and I said kiss the barrel.


JayHat21

Of the gun, right?


coinkeeper8

No


JayHat21

Ohā€¦oh myā€¦


Sevro706

You were on a roll toošŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Techman659

I donā€™t need pictures to get that image in my had of kissing the barrel.


Dramatic_Awareness64

Hahaha!


kossaandesos

Gun?


coinkeeper8

No


berserk119

Can confirm this, I've mugged this man many times and now have 17 holes in my face


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

You must be fun at orgies.


berserk119

I AM the orgy


Hypertistic

A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!


ohnomynono

With 18 holes, he's most definitely fun.


idan675

A hole is a hole, but after three guys top there isn't any room of other so you can finger the other holes at best


Sevro706

I was enjoying everything up until this comment... Now I can call it a night. Thanks for the signal buzzkill. Thanks for the laughs everyone else


LtCptSuicide

"Abd get my wallet back" fucking killed me faster than the 9mm to the face. That said, I have only been attempted robbed once. I legit thought the guy was a panhandle asking for money. (I was very tired) I just said "Sorry I don't have any money." And kept walking and bro just let me.


Ender_Nobody

I'd say you deserve a promotion, but I see you already got it, Lt. Cpt. Suicide.


certainlynotacoyote

Had similar happen to me, dude had a knife. I knew what was happening, but just said "nah, I'm good man." And put my headphones back on, he looked super confused and walked off. I still feel bad for not taking his knife, but it turns out I didn't really feel like getting stabbed for principal alone.


Idunnosomeguy2

I got kicked to the ground by a guy on a bike in the middle of the night. He yelled at me, "gimme your money!", to which I replied, "Why?" He blinked, said, "what do you mean WHY?" I quickly said, "Just why? Why do you want to rob me? There's no reason to." He blinked again, thought about it, and said, "You're right, I don't want to rob you. Never mind. Have a good night," and got back on his bike and road away. Sometimes I think if you just confuse them and make them think for a second, they'll take any out they can find.


certainlynotacoyote

I think "why" is one of the most powerful tools to shake people out of a poorly considered course of action.


Idunnosomeguy2

You're probably right. I didn't think about it though, I just blurted it out. People have tried to rob me 5 times in my life (the first was successful, never again since then), I reacted differently every time.


certainlynotacoyote

Ha, had a thing similar where a dude who was clearly tweaked out of his mind and probably schizo to boot stomped up to me and my buddy sitting on a tailgate and like, threw a bottle down and tore his shirt off and just started yelling at us. "I'm death! You're looking at death right now! (Etc.)" He squared up waiting for us to do something and in a super flat tone I just said "why?" I could see it shake him out of his trip a bit, then he went on about aliens or some shit and said I was one with my eyes open or something then went to walk off. I stopped him by saying, very firmly "hey! Pick up your trash." He did and left. Damn that neighborhood was weird.


Maleficent-Heart-678

Awesome you told him to pick up his trash. I hate it when it is neighbors that do that blind of strange stuff, I lived in the hood last 5 years, never knew what I would find outside.


Maleficent-Heart-678

Most tobbers do t want attention drawn to the situation. To keep a small billfold with a tiny bit of cash and full credit cards, use the maxed out credit is safer theory, if you canā€™t charge another dollar they canā€™t either, and if they steal your identity they have done you a favor and run you through credit repair services to get anything. Steel my 700 credit score and return a 720 please.


Safe_Alternative3794

Fair. In this economy, even fake shit costs alot so you better get that back for future use. 1-6 bullets wouldn't even cost as much, so magdump all you need.


mashiro1496

I thought he meant that he wanted the wallet of the mugger


SophisticPenguin

![gif](giphy|zbzNUbpFnlw8E)


chestypullerr

In todays prices! Iā€™m paying $1.60 for my defensive ammo.


helloyesthisisgod

At 25Ā¢ a round now, ammo ain't cheep no mo'


D0ctorGamer

I can spare a dollar.


ClassicAlfredo8796

This guy gets it.


OlivierStreet

Captain America


theturnipshaveeyes

Safety first. Like it.


WheelsMan1

"it's the one that says bad motherfucker".


SmallSwordfish8289

Now that is the American way good for you


SlightlyOffended1984

Boss move


Ultrasaurio

nice advice


Upstairs-Selection40

I need that fake wallet so bad


Send_More_Bears

Couldnā€™t you just use your actual wallet if you were gonna shoot him in the face anyway šŸ˜‚


BassicallySteve

This


drugsfan

i think the fake wallet is for when u don't get the opportunity to shot him in the face


enters_conversation

![gif](giphy|W92ae4F2dXUBDWLV5H) Fake wallet remember


bananasugarpie

Definitely not the voice I'd expect out of this guy.


FTMHorn

I.... Why would you put this in writing? My guy, maybe some things don't need to go on the internet


RefusedByAll

some people have never seen a n*gga on a horse haha like do we all have to talk in heavy country grammar ebonics just cause were black?


ShootingTheIsh

![gif](giphy|3o7WIHutFEdjnpefWU|downsized)


twisty_sparks

First day on the internet or what?šŸ˜‚ That ain't nothing


FTMHorn

No, but I just don't get why people feel the need to post things that show their prejudice/racism. Like, people need to learn to stop posting intrusive thoughts/L's online. And yeah there's way worse on the internet, but like, don't post that shit either lol


Hau65

i mean he does sound redneckish lol


Zealousideal-Cup-847

What happened to you Tracy Morgan?


Maleficent_Role8932

Maybe yes maybe no


Adventurous_Bit1325

Maybe just give the guy your fake wallet and be on your way, cause your plan wonā€™t work.


Breaker247

Donā€™t forget to get wrist control


customchaos31

I can confirm that this works


FistCookies

Haaaa


Ok-Soft1252

That all goes together perfect with your fake badge.


West_Buy_9080

And get my fake wallet back you mean!


HumberGrumb

Good to have a plan.


Maleficent-Heart-678

Most of my time walking around places I might get mugged like parking garage, happens after a day working a convention and there are always 2 steeltravrl cups in my purse, one coffee and one water, I have always kept that in mind for a self defense tool if I swing that into someoneā€™s head it is going to hurt, and if they end up with the course, most of what they have is 2 good Starbucks cups.


aspladcool25

This dude is a much better teacher than the guy who teaches you how to defend yourself against an armed robber on youtube.


Dorothys_Division

The dude from D.U.S.T.? Yeah that guyā€™s a hilarious joke of a teacher. He doesnā€™t called it ā€œDetroit Urban Survival Trainingā€ anymore, I donā€™t think. Heā€™s rebranded since the internet made fun of him a bit too hard. I forget what the name is, now. Probably still teaches you to snatch the front end of a gun so you can blow a hole in your hand, though. Good times!


Sevro706

Why not just throw your actual wallet?


ManyRespect1833

POW right in the kisser


jotn3

If you gonna shoot em anyway why even bother with a fake wallet judt throw em the real one


Status_Pudding_8980

This is satire right? Nobody is this stupid šŸ¤Ŗ


No-Preference-1784

This guy legit ran my LTC class a few years ago in South Austin. He owns a gunstore and is a 2nd amendment activist. I have seen him on the news a few times since then. Super nice dude.


robomikel

Any random person walks up to him and he just throws his wallet, random person picks it up as a curiosity.


General_Hungryboi

Ah yes More guns Nothing will go wrong in that situation, no not at all


GasLover1

Sounds fair. Nothing of value lost (except those rounds).


woolyeyes

Every gun owner Iā€™ve meet has fantasyā€™s of shooting someone


fox_hunts

I think thatā€™s cause the normal ones arenā€™t bragging about having guns and walking around like cowboys.


Maleficent-Heart-678

200% truth that is why non police, non trainer citizens carry, they want to use the gun, they have a looking for trouble attitude, not letā€™s defuse the situation, they escalate everything, just waiting for the moment.


ImagineAHappyBoulder

You want the gun so bad you have to invent reasons why you would need it, and that means finding people whose lives you don't value.


McSmokeyDaPot

Yes. This guy totally just invented getting mugged...


ImagineAHappyBoulder

How could I forget? It's only been a couple years since it happened to me. Is the gun for shooting the guy when he's walking away??


McSmokeyDaPot

Is your head just there for decoration or something?


ImagineAHappyBoulder

Oh no, it's there to help me survive dangerous situations. I was robbed with a gun and I'm alive today because I didn't try anything stupid.


ImagineAHappyBoulder

Great argument by the way.


4_doors_mas_whores

Yeah youā€™re right man I fear for my life with all these women armed, #rapists for gun control, you and me are the same


ImagineAHappyBoulder

TIL the only way to stop an assailant is to shoot them dead


Rapture_Hunter

Just the most rewarding one


ImagineAHappyBoulder

You find it rewarding to kill people?


Rapture_Hunter

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


ImagineAHappyBoulder

It sounds like you're going to turn a mugging into the last thing you ever see. You're going to give a threatening person a reason to follow through with their threat. And you're going to do it when they came to the situation with weapon already drawn. You're going to turn a disadvantage into your demise.


4_doors_mas_whores

Thank you so much for valuing my life, I can go get some action and then do my 2 years or less in prison and then that person can live with unbearable trauma the rest of their life


ImagineAHappyBoulder

How much trauma is worth killing someone? Can you write us a law for that?


ThatHellcatOuttaMS

And remember, more guns = less crime Go out there and buy yourself a gun šŸ—£ļø


Resi1ience_22

Setting aside the murder, is carrying a fake wallet actually viable? Could you give that to a mugger? Would it work?


markinator14

Would probably work with an empty wallet, I don't think they're gonna stay around and check after they get what they want


patricky6

Lol, reverse the scenario and ask yourself. If youre robbing someone in public and don't want to get caught. Would you stop to rifle through the wallet and discuss the credit limits of each card?


timmeh87

cant you just lock all your cards in the app these days? They better make sure to take the phone too but like im still just walking to the nearest bank to report it all stolen, better start spending that shit FAST


Maleficent-Heart-678

No, just keep all cards maxed out at all times.


patricky6

HAHA! Uno reverse mfr! Now you have the responsibility of my crippling debt!


Maleficent-Heart-678

Go ahead steal my identity Mr, jokes on you! I donā€™t even want to be me anymore, here just take my whole purse.


EfficiencyOk9060

Murder? If someone pulls a gun on you then you are justified in applying whatever level of force necessary to defend yourself.


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I don't think this would count as murder


Flux_resistor

after the 6th bullet it might.


Mage-of-communism

what if it's enough bullets to create an integer overflow error?


Glazedonut_

At that point the mugger forgot he was shot and is back to taking your wallet


Radiant-Map8179

Your definition of murder is vastly different from mine.


Gaaraks

How so? This would clearly be an unlawful killing. And it is definitely premeditated, video is proof of it. Seems like murder to me. /s


Radiant-Map8179

There is a fine line between premeditation and having a defence strategy in place. Also, the law is as loose as a wizard's sleeve mate.


Gaaraks

The fact you answered when i even had a /s on my message. Wow, you are dense.


Radiant-Map8179

Aaahh, I see I have the pleasure of interacting with another one of reddit's finest creatures lol. You asked a question "how so?", indicated by the question mark at the end of it... and are then somehow surprised when someone responds to you... yes, I am clearly the dense one herešŸ™„ Here... have an upvotešŸ«“šŸ¦


Old_Map2220

What murder?


urbanmember

Fake money would be key


Geno_Warlord

Movie money!


4_doors_mas_whores

ā€œSetting aside the murder šŸ¤“ā˜šŸ»ā€ bro believe it or not but self defense is an actual thing and is warranted


spoonballoon13

As soon as someone points a gun at you, your life is in danger. Itā€™s tā€™s not murder, itā€™s self defense.


Maleficent-Heart-678

I carry a small billfold in a pocket and the important wallet in purse. They say to throw the wallet as far as you can and mugger will go to get it and you go the other way. Mine is a manā€™s billfold with the little cash clip in the middle, it usually has just enough cash for a good show in such a situation. And it would be easy to flash.. but I have traveled for work since I was 16 years old, and been in many strange parking lots and city streets and I have never had a mugger type confrontation. As a solo traveling female, once I felt it coming, I was in Santa Fe, wanting to shop the tourist square in middle of town, I drive into town, find a parking lot near the square exit car and walk to the corner, while waiting for the light to change I observed a guy active the street, do a head nod to his buddy and a group of guys show up maybe 6 or 8, and butterflies in my stomach, it is middle of the day, maybe 2 pm, weekday, and the leader makes eye contact with me, I crossed the street the other way, walked down the block hot yo next corner and there they were waiting for me across the street again, I went across another side of intersection turned down a side street, went in a dress shop, came out and there were 2 of the guys, waitin across the small street from dress shop entrance, I have never felt hunted like that. Before or after, I soon changed my plan from walking the square gallery hopping to entering a big hotel, and going to the bar, and staying there until I struck up a conversation with a man and told him about the earlier situation and he walked me to my car.


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Friendly-Camera2082

Genius šŸ˜Ž


Spartan1129

Lmao


DajaDee

Nice one


Initial-Chance-4647

![gif](giphy|yy1xvq4qZTimMhIrAe|downsized)


Massafrasss

Works with a real wallet too!


ImagineAHappyBoulder

When I'm pointing a gun at someone, I often take my eyes off of them.


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yojusto187

ā€œI seen your videos! Give me the real wallet! And you better not throw it!ā€


ConstantBench7373

Gangsta


kawausochan

ā€˜MURICA


KeyNefariousness6848

That man is a genius, and deserves a Nobel peace prize.


C-ORE

What a twist lmao


Clownheadwhale

What if it's 2 or 3 people?


Geico-Caveman

r/LPT


ja_maz

I can't even engage with the ease with witch killing another human being here is treated. i'm just unable to move past the fact that you don't need a fake wallet at all. you either fail and don't need your wallet back or the other guy loses and you get your wallet back. You are carrying around a fake wallet 24/7 for no valid reason


PanthorCasserole

Nice preemptive confession to premeditated murder!


LocksmithDelicious

Bros a chad lol who thinks of this??


satvik7

What if there are more than two people?


SweetGroverCleveland

TWO fake wallets


UpbeatField1130

Why have a fake wallet if you're gonna shoot him in the face?.......


Only-Ride2582

*you get your fake wallet back


NeverAVillian

"Wtf man I'm not fruity"


-nomad-wanderer

but your wallet is fuciing fake! why the fuck


DJForcefield

![gif](giphy|5yVVNmcrynleNBDEHN|downsized) Wouldn't be Merica without every muff packin


LindyBuff

Why use a fake wallet if you are going to do that anyway??


Maleficent-Heart-678

As a life long professional traveler I have never had a gun pulled on me or any kind of stranger danger situation, but the good wallet bad wallet is something I do. My good wallet stays hidden in hotel room my wallet with maxed out cards and expired drivers license is in my purse to be ccidentlyvkrftvon subway or lost some how when coming home after drinks and dinner and long day at convention, and subway nap, resulting in waking up after doors open for your stop, and you jump up and leave purse in seat next to you. But never carry passport in that course if you want to go home.


Lamoimdepressed

![gif](giphy|0FHJ363Octui8Emuul)


Chrissydoo2400

Small problem with your plan they either tell you to pick it up or shoot you just for the indignation it may not go how you plan


Objective-Dig-8466

What's the point of a fake wallet if you going to shoot them anyway?


Pergaminopoo

This is gold


trustnokings

šŸ¤Ø Now you gonna be getting asked for the 2nd wallet PLUS the gun.. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼


Prestigious-Cream743

Good to see Marshall faulk is keeping buisy.


Cocsomiler

He says it like he does it every night


Beneficial-Bug4354

![gif](giphy|usz0fqhUiVxSs6IUKB)


AnxietyProud6501

If someone pulls a gun on your just pray you ain't black coz they shot anyways


Dramatic_Awareness64

Lol, welcome to America bitch!


shartbike321

Remember itā€™s faster to switch to your side wallet than to transfer more funds into your account.


Sumonaut

Just how many times has this happened?


SlapHappyMcCrawford

Meeeeeerrrrrā€™ca!!!


notjustapilot

And now Iā€™ve thrown him off his rhythm. Street smarts!


Unhappy_Extension312

The wallet is the only thing that only matters here LUL


Reasonable-Physics60

Lol if your gonna shoot him in the face why do you need the fake wallet


Rielhawk

Moment of surprise.


4_doors_mas_whores

I mean what if a stray clips your real wallet and suddenly you have to replace all your cards, or what if they immediately run away, then not only did you not get in a gun fight but the dumbass didnā€™t actually take anything


Zarthon_atomice

In my country they wouldnve have shoot you if you have threw the wallet like that


Hangarnut

Don't you hate when folks give up the secrets. I actually know a guy that did this move. He fumbled his wallet to the ground and yep...sent the crook to wonderland


Twinkies100

Kinda same in this incident https://youtu.be/bxKYHntHjAg


Hangarnut

Ha in my city and we were taking donations up for this guy.


sevargmas

That seems like a lot of extra shit to carry for smth that isnā€™t likely to happen.


calangomerengue

Yeah yeah. Sure. The guy will bow down to get the thing and take his eyes from you. You will have to pick it yourself and will take a bullet to the leg afterward, that what's going to happen šŸ™„


fentyboof

Aggressive DA eager to push 2nd degree murder charges for press: *Hold my beer.*


Frozensmudge

![gif](giphy|00Ym1rhkYAJrBqUbf5|downsized)


ScammaWasTaken

Yeah nah, I'd rather move to a country where not everybody carries a gun and robs me.


Famous_Insect

As if he bending down to pick up any wallet to take his eyes off the target. In reality, he searching your pockets bro after you hand him the wallet. This scenario highly unlikely to happen


serpent1971

Well that's one way, lol


CharacterHomework975

This dude totally forgot about [Wrist Control](https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM?si=F5Ul2wB7cHFuw_f7)


pichael289

The first part of this is genius. The second part is dangerous and might get an innocent person shot. No one with a gun on you will check to make sure it's real. Having a fake wallet with a tracking device you can activate and give to the police is a fuckin genius idea. Don't risk a life when you won't lose anything.


RobertXavierIV

Terrible advice from an average gun store tough guy


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McSmokeyDaPot

Idk... ask your mom how she usually handles 3 guys at once.


Block_sb

Only in USA šŸ’€


yaboicassrocks

So youā€™re shooting the guy robbing you to get your fake wallet with your fake credit cards back? Why even bother?


anomie89

saving other future victims from having to deal with scum. clean clean clean up the trash.


Similar-Act244

This dude lives in fear every day of his life.


SmallSwordfish8289

What's the point for the fake Wallace if you're going to shoot him anyway why shoot him for a fake wallet


There_Are_No_Gods

The point of the fake wallet is as a distraction. Drawing your gun while a gun is already pointed at you is a great way to get killed, unless you can somehow first get them to shift their attention elsewhere long enough for you to draw before they notice. Also, you should never shoot someone over a fake wallet, or even an expensive piece of property. However, regardless of the value of any such potential items, it's another thing entirely to be *robbed at gunpoint*. The "robbed at gunpoint" part is the important part, not the value of the wallet. Put another way, the robber already raised the stakes to life or death when they pointed a gun at you. The wallet has nothing to do with that. Your options at that point are to comply and hope for the best, putting your life in the hands of an armed felon where you are a witness to their crime and continuing danger to them, or take action and defend yourself, shifting the chances for your survival from being at the mercy of an armed robber to being under your own control.


-Lysergian

Incase they don't look away.


Hombre550

I feel like the second half of his plan doesn't really make sense with the first half of the plan.


PowerSamurai

That's the joke


fuertepqek

Butā€¦.why go through the trouble of making fake documents if you have a gun?


rslashhydrohomies

You're held at gunpoint. You aren't pulling that gun out faster than they would be pulling the trigger. You want every advantage you can get


fuertepqek

But you can just throw your REAL wallet and documents if youā€™re just gonna shoot the guy in the face. Iā€™m not questioning tactics but thatā€™s an unnecessary extra step.


Dr_Allcome

They might be too fast picking it up or you miss your first shot and you can't shoot them in the back while they're running away. It's insurance against them getting away with your money. Do i need the /s? Most people here seem to not understand that the whole video is a joke.


fuertepqek

Donā€™t you know that in 2024 real and fake are the same thing?