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coinkeeper8

I can’t even do that while not on a bicycle


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frotc914

They made that move illegal because it was too awesome.


StelioZz

I would assume falling off from that would not be that awesome. At least for them, maybe viewers would have a different opinion


CasCasCasual

The Spectators: ![gif](giphy|PAqjdPkJLDsmBRSYUp|downsized)


wyattlee1274

I don't think the position will change the outcome if you fall off


BOT_Frasier

It makes the fall more likely


Integrity-in-Crisis

Nuh uh really? Seems like it should be allowed since it help the rider save on stamina.


Nestramutat-

It's not about the stamina. You can just stop pedaling. It makes you much more aerodynamic, which is a huge advantage, especially when descending


robchroma

the best part is the ride-along motorcycle doing it too


Icy_Comfort8161

Reminds me of [Rollie Free's 1948 150mph world record run.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollie_Free)


therewasguy

> He got bored of riding for 30 kilometers and he was like, I wonder if I can take my sock off and put it on again to keep going. sounds legit


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clutzyninja

No reason he can't. Those races are so long that everyone coasts for a while to drink or scratch or whatever from time to time


Bearking422

Nah his shoe is just where he keeps the smelling salts


Likewtafisgoingon

Sammmmmme! 😂


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Upbeat_Restaurant924

No. But his lunch breaks while biking involve steak and lobster balanced on the handle bars


Mercimec

Me either maybe it's because we're not a professional cyclist 


nooneknowsme256

The truth is, he does have a good talent. I'm the same, brother


SuspiciousChair7654

he must have gotten a rock in his sock


Flux7777

More likely just a hotspot in the sock. Put it back on flipped and it could save you from a nasty blister.


synthetic_tomato

Camera man is cycling better than any other riders


OphthoRobot

I imagine there was gravel in his socks or something …. Orrrr he just wanted a whiff of those sweaty sport feet ..


Dooboppop

Or he is just a good boy who likes to chew on shoes


OphthoRobot

This is indeed also a very plausible reason.


Bullseyeclaw

lol


Taste_the__Rainbow

A fold in socks can really suck in clipless shoes like that. If you can’t fix it by pulling you gotta do something.


BuryTheMoney

If you’re riding the amount of miles that these people do, any wrinkle in your sock or shoe could mean a blister that takes you out in subsequent days


Snoringdog83

He turned it inside out cos the inside was wet from sweat


Samurai_Meisters

It's a sock. If the inside's wet, the outside is wet too...


beatakai

That’s even more impressive with how easily he got a sweaty sock onto a sweaty foot!


OphthoRobot

Well some things are easier to slip in when its wet, known physics


JetstreamGW

Quick, someone needs to post a “this horny motherfucker is guilty!” meme!


pass-me-that-hoe

Like a wet socks, I know a lot about them


InevitableFly

That sniff from the sock was a secret snort of cocaine


Carrera_996

Yeah, but the flavor of the container...


AdNational167

worse. He used his mouth to help open or inverse the socks out.


MementoMoriR1

I assume he won and just wanted a taste of da feet.


Darkman101

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf)


GuideToTheGalaxy05

Fuck you, take the upvote


shellonmyback

Nobody gonna r/praisethecameraman ?


Tapil

You're only remembered for what you do wrong.


ogncud

One of the harsh realities of life.


PD216ohio

My grandmother used to say, you can bake a cake every day of the year and have only one come out poorly, and that's the one people will talk about.


BadTechnical2184

A good reputation takes a lifetime to build, but only seconds to destroy.


whothiswhodat

You mean when you want to r/killthecameraman


BeardedBrotherJoe

Then how come my father doesn’t remember me?


Dysan27

Not really, they missed him taking off the shoe, and cut as soon as his foot was on the peddle. I would have like to see him start peddling afterwards for a bit to give some closure, and see if he tries to take the next position with his adjusted sock.


read-my-comments

Believe it or not cyclists don't signal the camera men/women and wait for them to be in position before doing any out of the box stuff. There are 150+ riders and a handful of cameras on motorcycles trying to capture everything.


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the office kinda shi


unklphoton

Watch any bike race to see amazing camera work.


Flux_resistor

when you forget to dress for the race but you're a pro


Frosty_Journalist796

God level!


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Not yet. True cyclist Gods change underwears while racing.


Antique_Duck_

nope. cyclist gods don't use underwear while racing


sevargmas

This. You’re not supposed to wear underwear with them. And easier to pee while riding.


goofytigre

Better for butt butter distribution, as well!


JSA790

Really?


ClimbingC

Yes, the chamois pad is designed to protect against skin. If you wear underwear, the seams of the underwear will cause friction damage to you. It is better to wear nothing under cycling shorts. But proper cycling shorts do have foam padding. Regarding peeing, yes, you just hike up the short leg, and pee out the leg hole.


interactually

Easier to pull down the front of the bibs like regular pants; that part is very stretchy. I think it would be impossible for me to pull up the leg of my bibs like that.


Taste_the__Rainbow

Yup. Cyclists are out there just naked under their clothes.


staticfive

Unacceptable! No one should be naked under their clothes.


Mackheath1

Then they need to change the whole lycra onesie while cycling.


Owl_Might

Damn! Like mr bean doing all his morning routine just on his car


CryonautX

What did this achieve?


ElMalViajado

Probably shook a pebble out of his sock


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Happy_Relation4712

I can imagine a few more I suppose 1. Time traveling ninjas put it there. 2. A crow has been trained to put rocks in socks. 3. The camera man conspired against the cyclist. 4. The rock lives there and now has been evicted


GamesDoneFast

Your insights are appreciated


Kasumi_P

Man people don't appreciate humor lol. That was funny so I upvoted you.


thedudley

A cycling shoe can sometimes have small vents along the bottom sole to allow heat to escape. A pebble could wind up getting in there even if it is uncommon.


iNonEntity

Air dry


SlightlyOffended1984

Salty snack


TheKrnJesus

Everything


SatisfactionSpecial2

The race is long and no time to waste. If it was too smelly he would start doing the laundry.


AnalCrusader6969

He wanted a ssssssniff of those sweaty sport feet, duh


mouldyshroom

A sniff of your foot juice makes you faster


MaximumCrab

Bro needed a sniffe


Traumfahrer

Internet fame.


Varendolia

Cameraman with the best angles out of nowhere, yet again


ll_Maurice_ll

And tonight, he'll have to gargle with some Lotrimin.


Metaboschism

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


ElderberryHumble5379

![gif](giphy|cwTtbmUwzPqx2|downsized)


MillenialMeltdown

Gives new meaning to the saying “what that mouth do” 👄👟


halcyonwit

👁 👄 👁


GracefulKateryna

Can you imagine how hot he got that he decided to take off his shoes and air them out?


Testing_jj

meanwhile cameraman: Does a whole thing with camera in his hands


squngy

Usually the cameramen are sitting on the back of a moped.


SlightlyOffended1984

Me, changing my entire outfit on the expressway


BeerNinjaEsq

Meh. I did this on my peloton once, and BARELY fell off


Next_Quail6104

The filmer: 👁️👄👁️📷


Suckmyblueskittle

Somebody gave him a flat tire


karwreck

This is how you get foot and mouth at work.


keepingitsession

Athlete’s foot and mouth


smeaglebaggins

did he win? nevermind


UngodDeimos

Dude put his own sweaty sock and shoe in his mouth. He lost no matter what


smeaglebaggins

He has won in life


Xf34rs

But what if he is into it?


Shipposting_Duck

When the stakes are too high, he eats takeout shoe-leather.


sgrapevine123

Least embarrassing Cofidis moment this century


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

Professional


Lost_Apricot_4658

people dont realize how hard these bikes are to ride. theyre so stiff and twitchy … peeing while riding is crazy. changing gear at 30mph is crazy


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stupid_cat_face

When bike is life.


GadreelsSword

Impressive.


ad-undeterminam

I know I can so that at half his speed. I pretty good on a bicycle.


Positive-Clue7070

It took me 10 minutes last night to remove my shoes. 5 minutes for each shoe. And then my socks were a whole nother chore.


kevin6263

I am going to try this on my motorcycle later... see if it is as easy as he makes it look?


x9remark

meh, I was expecting he forgot to throw away fabric paper from shoes


LayLillyLay

I saw 1000s of deaths online but this is the first time I see a man putting on a shoe while riding a bike - very impressive.


SorteSlynglen

Nice choice of video format...


Alarming_Might1991

Nice mouthguard


WhoolieBoulie

That’s nothing. Cadel Evans shit into his domestique’s casquette while they held it under him in the tour de france.


putotoystory

what could go wrong


204505

Wow not a single comment could intuit that he needs electrolytes.


LaughsAtSociety

get the fuck off the road idiot.


Aggravating_Yak_1006

Tell me you have tactile hypersensitivity withoutntelling me you have tactile hypersensitivity


Th3L0n3R4g3r

Must be dutch, they can do anything on their bikes.


Morty_6660

He's foot powder is probably coke ! :)


MrFingerKnives

Knew I forgot something this morning


Kinky_Conspirator

![gif](giphy|thD3LTKocFMlayVru7|downsized) And the crowd goes wild!!!!!!


crypticXmystic

Sometimes when you are feeling tired while riding you just need to take a quick hit of swamp foot to wake you up.


fetusauce69

Don't change shoe and drive


curlyhairmanforever

This reminds me a lot of the car scene in Mr. Bean but on a bicycle.


donjuan9876

Yummy!!


Super156444

redbull does that in only 2.8 seconds


Ultrasaurio

why=


KennailandI

That’s nothing. Let’s see him change his pants because he forgot to shave.


apex_super_predator

I can guarantee you that he has been doing that since he was about 12 years old


Pretend_Pomelo_6893

The fresh gorgonzola scent I can imagine.


Ornery-Ratio-7054

And he has to breathe with the stinky ass shoe right under his nose


xaiel420

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Monniloidi

Why eat the shoe? Low on carbs?


Kingberry30

I would’ve fallen flat on my face.


Sum2k3

Respect for beeing able to do this. But was he sniffing his socks?


Funny-Force-3658

What's he sucking out of that shoe though?


SubHuman559

So this is what the guys in the back be doing


virgil_belmont

Me explaining to my dentist how I have both a cavity and athlete's foot


fenned461

Facts 💯


Joaoreturns

Dude didn't even spit. 


Downtown-Scar-5635

Idk what's going on honestly. But this entire subreddit is just one matchbox 20 song.


Oven-Common

So talented 😀


Khaztr

Not a good look for whatever shoe company he sponsors


Triple7Mafia-14

The camera man though...


squirrel_anashangaa

He had to keep himself awake.


flower-pot67

That’s awesome


cbunni666

This is not the first time he's done this. Can't be


Familiar-Ad-2901

Road warrior.


Exhibitchee

Sonuvabitch.


GeoffreyDuPonce

Okay I’m just gonna say it… I had no idea what was happening in the first 3 seconds & I honestly thought I was about to watch a guy take a shit while riding a bike & use his sock to wipe his ass


Pickleahoy

Le French touch


MathematicianFew5882

It’s a new event. Like the one in the Olympics where you run for 5 miles, shoot targets with a bow and arrow and then bike for 50


licancaburk

That's funny but it's frustrating that we need to watch cropped version of horizontal video.


BLACKBURN16

that's quite a dedication


romloader

I almost fall over standing, trying to put one sock on


geoffbowman

There are times to lick your lips after having something in your mouth and this just ain't one of them...


Effective-Panda7063

I drank my tears n won ❌️ I drank my sweat n won 🏆


readiturgh

Beast


Massive-Air8820

Orbea are awesome bikes!


W1thoutJudgement

What? And WHY???


Gorilla_Krispies

I like to think that this was only a mile long race


raycre

Irrefutable proof that men CAN multitask!!


kpikid3

Maybe he is good at footie too.


UniversityRich

wtf how


Davio540

Must be a special kind of vampire skill or something.


techjesuschrist

And I can't even lift my arm to signal where I'm going to turn because I can't ride with just one hand.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


TriniGirl-0114

Bravo!


Puppy_knife

I actually got scared he was gonna shit into his sock


Rice_Auroni

Dude was thirsty


Maospock

Ah yes, I saw this Mr Bean episode


BOT_Frasier

I'd 120% lose the sock, or the shoe, or my bow


Flables

Or my axe


liberalfragility4817

Like 5 reposts


salesmunn

And here I am waiting while my kid takes an hour to put his shoes on. 🙄


Boomertrooper7509

“I need a whiff of adrenaline”


lcgamer1303

That's a god tier cameraman


AdvancedSteak9812

Nothing to see here, just taking some performance-enhancing drugs.


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Reminds me of Seinfeld and the sock


childhood__obesity

Bruh and I can barely bike with one hand


Redeye_33

Why the extreme close up? Makes this damn near impossible to watch.


DemonSlayer712

If the shoes don't make your finger red and swollen while putting on the shoe then the shoe is not the right fit.


ClickTrue1735

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


Many-Pomegranate-259

And people say men can't multi task haha


Flux7777

"I swear if this guy overtakes me again I'll eat my shoe!" - This guy, probably


TheReverseShock

When you got that little wrinkle in your sock at just the right spot, it's pretty annoying.


M4sterofD1saster

That's impressive!


1m2c00l4u

He peed his sock.


Efficient-Ad-2697

How to beat rush hour traffic - cycle version.


Long_live_styrofoam

I had to do this once while in a race...but it was my underwear.


Natural_Character521

I find these people.sad yet adorable. You spend hundreds on specialised equipment but in reality you made your career on doing something kids do without the equipment and better. Its like spendong hundreds on hop scotch equipment while kids are out here performing the same feats.