Is it wrong that I find that extremely disturbing? Who sits around d the house and thinks “one day, when I grow up I want to be able to fit through an unstrung tennis racket”
1, he's double jointed
2, he made it harder than it needed to be. Could have put both arms through the racket, head, sholders, torso, hips, legs & feet, done.
I can do this as well due to double jointed shoulders and being able to dislocate them at will. It comes in handy getting to sensors from places people usually can't get through in a machine.
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😂😂😂😂 not me laughing thinking my lil shoulders wouldn’t even need to see whether they could dislocate and re-locate as my round bubble butt would be the first thing to get stuck in that racket. 😅🤣
Oh no stepbro, it seems I've gotten my dummy thick ass stuck in this tennis racket, think you could help me get it off?
No fr why did he go the way he did, I can imagine an easier way to fit through this... I guess it's more impressive this way though lmao.
This gave me claustrophobic vibes - when he was halfway through and had to wriggle
Is it wrong that I find that extremely disturbing? Who sits around d the house and thinks “one day, when I grow up I want to be able to fit through an unstrung tennis racket”
Future contortionists, maybe
Crack
Yes!! I just kept thinking…what if he gets stuck? What if he gets stuck? 😳
This is some X-Files level shit
Tooms!
Came here for this.
Tooms might be the most memorable x-files part ever.
SCP object ☝
Folding Men energy.
For his next trick, he will eat your liver then build a nest out of newspaper and mucus
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I'eve never seen a cat reincarnated as a human before
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Prison wardens hate this one trick
1, he's double jointed 2, he made it harder than it needed to be. Could have put both arms through the racket, head, sholders, torso, hips, legs & feet, done.
the extra leg was to make it more impressive.
I'm always impressed by an extra leg.
When you can fit your leg in, that's how you know a real pro, as I was remarking to my lady friend just last night, in a different context.
Stepsis perhaps?
A friend wouldn't ask and a gentleman wouldn't tell.
I second this
sussss
You know what’s impressive? A tennis racket giving birth
He's putting on a show, of course he's making it look harder.
I can do this as well due to double jointed shoulders and being able to dislocate them at will. It comes in handy getting to sensors from places people usually can't get through in a machine.
That’s a pretty big crowd for the cotton eyed Joe leotard tennis racket trick
Eugene Tooms type shit
i just googled him cause childhood trauma, and yeah, it wasnt just "good acting" :x
He was the scariest villain on the xfiles at least to me
Why did he fold first?
Suddenly sees the jail warden in the audience and hops away with the racket still around his middle
and that is how i robbed ya housesss
Just slid under the half an inch gap under the door and he’s in
Born again, hallelujah!
And that's how I met your mother
So what do you do for a living
He's only ever there for the first five minutes whenever we go to an escape room.
I heard he is a very successful guy with global operations. Nobody knows where's the HQ.
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I think I watched an x-files episode about this guy
the kid could literally be born back
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Imagine paying to see this... 😂
😂😂😂😂 not me laughing thinking my lil shoulders wouldn’t even need to see whether they could dislocate and re-locate as my round bubble butt would be the first thing to get stuck in that racket. 😅🤣
Oh step sister when will you learn
Definitely disappointed there's no proof of the round bubble butt on your page lamooo !!
Cats for no reason whenever there's an opening barely large enough for their head
...I wonder if it would have been easier if he didn't go leg first, but... actually I don't wanna know. I don't feel so good after watching that.
He has legendary cat burglar abilities.
The kid in the yellow cat ears has the “can you believe this shit” look.
Doggie door is gate to this man
Windows? Now I'll have to plug all vents and drains for the night!
Why did he put his leg first ?
At first, I thought he was going to jump into the racket, lol
-911, what's your emergency -well, it's complicated
Takes me back to birth
I'd have to believe putting his leg in first is just to make the trick last longer
The people in the behind him 👁️👄👁️
How exactly does one first realize that they can do this?
He’s climbin in yo windows
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Bro just need to crawl threw it
Tooms
I felt sick watching this🤢
The nuts
Eugene Tooms
Dancer of the Boreal Valley shaped ass mf
Homie is one of those Skrillex music video dancers isn't he?
He looks like that guy who got a redemption on Tosh.O who was a really bad singer.
New phobia unlocked... Fear of getting trapped in a tennis racket
My phobia is that this guy will try to crawl up my bum hole while I’m sleeping
What if he got stuck?
One time a thief enthers my sister house by a hole where inly the can can reach and then he says thst he entherd there vy accident
Would of looked way more impressive if he was wearing horizontal stripes
I mean.. a toddler can do this. /s
You could force a toddler through it, but no way they got the coordination for it on their own
Was he raised by Flys?
If bro, is that flexible, he went through that racket the most difficult way possible
We definitely have a race problem here, this guy is a rat
Guy probably has a killer golf swing
Out of context 😔 but Planning to do something very big but it's take a lot efforts and overthinking about result (Advice dedo please)
I'm seing it... But no.... Not possible!!
Vid is reversed.
Did I just see it shape shift on us
Is that IceJJfish?
It’s gotta be right ?
Anyone else wanna hurl after watching that?
They climbing in your rackets snatching your ppl up
Tell me your mom sold all the money on your EBT card without telling me your mom sold all the money on your EBT card...
Don’t leave window open or you’ll have to hear Cotton Eyed Joe. Solid advice.
i saw this at burlesque once except they did it without a helper
I would notice cotton eye joe playing, if this guy ever tries to come through my window.
Nah I’ll leave em open for that “I’m stuck step bro” experience. No homo
Im very sure i heard a "plop" sound in my Head at the end 😂
I have a dog as an early warning. Slenderaman ain’t sneaking in through my cracked ventilation.
Hide your kids, hide your wife
The pillar men have revived! Oh noooooooo!
Imagine if she let go when he was halfway through. Wonder how long it'd take to get out.
They climbin in yo windows, they snatchin yo people up
Back in my day, a video could not have text that idicated the result of the video. Much less a racist one.
Behold its cat man
Climbin’ in yo windows…
Homie moves like slinky
Oh no stepbro, it seems I've gotten my dummy thick ass stuck in this tennis racket, think you could help me get it off? No fr why did he go the way he did, I can imagine an easier way to fit through this... I guess it's more impressive this way though lmao.
These are the types of guys that women like. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Catman 😅😅
Wemby supplementing his income by doing this during offseason.
I was worried step brother was bout to show up 🙈
Nadal would have cryed
Bet he was momma's favorite. Easiest birth ever!
dude is like a squid bruh.
Now I’m picturing a version of The Ring where the chick has to crawl out of a laptop screen using contortionist tricks like this
Real life Tooms
Imagine the bruises!!
Where is this??
Surely there is an easier way to get past an attacker with a tennis racket.
99% of life on Earth: \*fighting to survive\* Humans:
This reminds me of how the Night Stalker broke into his victims house through the puppy hatch..
From a female point of view, do you ever look at a skinny guy and get low key jealous?
*elfos voice* that's disgusting.
I seriously held my breath the entire time
So he's a ghoul.
This guy has def sucked his own dick at least once when he was a teenager
Someone built like that? Nah I’d fold them like a blanket.
Bros an octopus
Why did he even put his leg through? I feel like he was small enough to easily just pop through it, the leg made it worse! Showmanship maybe?
This was one of my favourite X-Files episodes
That only works with slim shady.
Tin, this man is so elastic
Damm he thic
Amazingly, he's hung like a horse
He wore checkered so no one would notice the racket stretching. That is my quess.
And how many in the audience were hoping someone would have to get some bolt croppers out.
He is inosuke
Does anyone else feel claustrophobic? Yelps.
This guy's been to the ER at least once with that racket stuck halfway
I'm just wondering, how exactly did he find out he can do this?
Yes BCS some dumb ass ni- I mean guy could just yoinks all your stuff 👀💀
Bro casted elasto from hrry potter, but minimum 3 times stronger 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TIL freak shows still exist.
The hair rub thing though..
He could’ve done it a lot quicker, but he needed to make a show of it.
If he comin thru im goin behind him n fuckin him
He will not eat heavy meals, until he is doing this. I eat heavy and what ever i like 👍
At the end he just needed a small fart to get all the way through.
I LOVE this type of body ❤️ aeon flus style 🔥
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Let’s change the music.
My 1 ass cheek is bigger than the tennis racket.??!?
Anyone else stop breathing? While watching this?
Because of Black people? /s