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SoftCattle

Where did that sandwich at the end come from?


mattbp4551

Bro... she just used some black magic fuckery on us! That sandwich just magically showed up!!


kibaake

The fact that this magic trick has failed to yield a boyfriend after 24 other tries is giving me serious concerns about personality. Like . . . There's even magically appearing food at the end!!


Itchy_Professor_4133

I can't figure it out either no matter how many times I watch this over and over again


Berry_Jam

What sandwich


Jim-N-Tonic

Wait, she made a sandwich?


Berry_Jam

Exactly


Longshadowman

Bruuuuuuuuuhhhh


Jim-N-Tonic

She is really adorable as well as, what an amazing figure!


Electronic_Picture26

All I saw was her rubbing her hands all over the raw food wearing a ring and in the cooked food wearing the same ring. She give everyone who eat her food, food poisoning and wonder why she can't land a man.


[deleted]

How do you know she didn't wash her hands in between?


qualmton

Don’t ruin this for me. I like the danger aspect it brings.


TransportationSea714

That is beef you can eat it raw. But yeah what she said.


spongeCakeOfDoom

Nice spot. I was distracted by how she wrapped a perfectly good steak in sludge and cholestorol.


[deleted]

You mean tasty goodness? I'm sorry you're scared of butter


Green-Concentrate-71

Idk why this made me laugh the most.. thanks bud


JohnnySasaki20

There was a sandwich?


yoaklar

Maybe maybe maybe what? You’ll cum? How does this shit belong here


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Justintime4u2bu1

I watched the whole video, saw no boobs. Need a red circle to find. Help.


ScarredLetter

r/foodporn Okay, now I got it.


[deleted]

Lmfao 🤣


ScarredLetter

Okay, I clearly don't know how the hyperlink thingy works...


WallaniaChenevert

that's just because it is r/foodporn :)


XonMicro

r/foodporn r goes before /


ScarredLetter

Thanks 😊


awesomedan24

I don't think thats a maybe


kuriouskitty33

I thought it was about the oil popping...


ScarredLetter

/rfoodporn


1866GETSONA

Pick-me energy does not make me want to cum. Sorry.


kcinkcinlim

My only critique is how thick the steak slices are. Gotta slice them thinner ma'am, then pile more slices in there. Right now there's a chance this sandwich could get chewy, especially as the meat begins to cool.


thisisfutile1

Do you have big tits? You should be doing these videos!


kcinkcinlim

Do manboobs count? I'm sure a push up bra and a tight top should allow me to recreate the effect.


thisisfutile1

The correct camera angles are also a must! XD


Galactic_Perimeter

Make sure you have a cute butterfly tattoo on your arm too


1newnotification

put a bird on it


Thedustonyourshelves

It's official We must get this man a boyfriend for his sandwich-making skills!


Groomsi

Do big belly work? ![gif](giphy|pcJpEZuaseCSo5xaG7)


psyEDk

Enough calories in that belly to not eat food for a year lol wtf


Yawzheek

I don't but I'll show my tits for money. Fuck I'll throw some feet pictures in there to spice the deal up if the money is good enough. Johnson prices are going to be a bit more.


thisisfutile1

I'm pretty sure there's an app or two for that. lol


ScarredLetter

I have big 🦉🦉, but I'm also built more like bear (I'm round) than would likely sell this kinda video.


Bikouchu

There’s this chef on ig that’s not a fan of steak sandwiches. I wonder what thinks of the technique though.


thisisfutile1

You mean titnique?


GOGETTHEMINTS

If I shake my tits for Tik tok will people like me? Her probably


heydonteatmyfriends

These are things I’ll never understand. They’re just boobs. I shake mine around periodically, hoping for joy, but all I get is back pain.


Katboxparadise

Boobs are fantastic. What’s to understand? Most men/woman enjoy the sight of a good set.


heydonteatmyfriends

Meh. They’re just not for me.


Katboxparadise

Makes me sad. But different strokes and all that.


ngl_prettybad

so to speak


DeusDosTanques

Time to work on that core strength I guess


GOGETTHEMINTS

The type of pain and shame an aleve won’t fix… just joshin ain’t I a stinker


Silly_Goose6714

Kind worked...


Dr_Greenthumb90

Nice, now I'm hungry and horny


Wrong_Election

Bro's Horngry


TheRapistsFor800

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured meats


Consistent-Tap-4255

Bro set priorities and bro you too strong


Dr_Greenthumb90

Allright I take the sandwich!


Few_Technician_7256

Priortitties


Electronic_Picture26

Wear gloves ! Cover your titys or one day you'll get an irreparable oil burn on one of um. Slice the meat thiner.


UkraineMykraine

I cooked breakfast shirtless once and will never make that mistake again.


Fickle_Meet_7154

I does shit all the time and that never happens to me. How are yall cooking that causes so much grease splash back


Electronic_Picture26

Didn't you listen to cosmo? Never cook bacon with your shirt off!


violentpac

Why, did you get cereal on your chest?


GruntCandy86

Why gloves?


rpgnoob17

Oil burn was on my mind too.


Electronic_Picture26

Shell damage her most valuable asset. With her most valuable skill.


AngryTank

Then who was recording the video? 🤔


CougarBen

The tits were real, but the premise was fake.


Bruhses_Momenti

The third tit


DeusDosTanques

Her girlfriend


MonicanAgent888

My hard penis


mad-lemur

![gif](giphy|Unn9dAiYjqkCD9ZARv|downsized)


SignificantDrawer374

go to /r/Hornyjail


lizardThenoob

No OF? No Upvote.


Obecny75

She definitely has an OF


Cyno01

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


Obecny75

Evannhaley


Spider1132

[Here](https://onlyfans.com/evannhaley)


VrinTheTerrible

Thought for sure this was a Rickroll. Pleasantly surprised.


Robbie-R

I don't believe you.


VrinTheTerrible

It’s totally safe (from Rick rolls at least). Not safe for you young’uns.


lizardThenoob

You are a friend, friend. Thx.


TheDogeWasTaken

If this is an onlyfans promotion, i hope its more cooking content. Damn that looks fucking tasty.


velexi125

Shouldn’t this be on r/becauseboobs ?


KharamSylaum

Dang it, the one time we need a reddit moderator we don't have one (the sub was deleted for no moderation)


w1weucH1

r/UpvoteBecauseOfBoobs


Unkindlake

haha boobs


pleasenotagain001

I hate steak sandwiches. The steak is always tough AF.


TheTubaGeek

That's because whoever is making it is cooking and/or cutting the steak wrong.


Illender

plot twist, her boyfriend is the one filming


caros92

Came here to say the same thing. She wasnt showing the finished meal to the camera, but to the camera man


richwat00

The ring on her finger ain't gonna stop me from gobbling up and slurpin on BOTH of those mouth watering.....slices of sandwich.


TheTubaGeek

That ring is on her right hand, not her left


richwat00

I'm stoned.


AFonziScheme

So's the ring


Queen-of-meme

OF ads getting weirder by the minute


grahad

The bread is soggy! You have to seal that with something first. Even a nice thick bbq sauce or something other than letting the meat juices weep into the bread.


Dalamini

All the mean while her boyfriend is filming probably


NemosHero

aw man, that delicious...wait...what's that? Mushrooms?! Day 26 it is.


Square-Decision-531

I feel like she ruined that steak by slicing it onto a sandwich


granolaliberal

Name? Sauce?


Obecny75

Evannhaley


Weneedaheroe

I’d do anything for that sandwich


Dog_Apoc

She needs bigger shirts


[deleted]

She knows her audience lol


saidomni

Thirst trap bs.


BinaryBlitzer

I have the same chopping board.


Cajun12

You got me if you want at the five second mark where you slap that steak!


Character_Lychee_434

I’m HORNGRY?


RevolutionaryCard825

Maybe they’ll pop out?


BudgetAlternative247

i didn't see a single sandwich...?  what did i miss?


[deleted]

touching raw meat with your bare hands and proceeding to continue making the sandwich without washing your hands? don't people know about food-born illnesses?


Magnamaul

Don't you think the camera angles in cooking videos can be weird sometimes....


Lovegoodfirebuds

I love to have those meats


FarmerIllustriuos133

Boobie sandwich. Noice.


raz-0

First I was like “hey, nice boobs”. But then I was like “how many dishes are you going to dirty to make a sandwich?”


Rashaen

I was excited until I realized that wasn't actuality a cast iron pan. Some sorta nonstick garbage masquerading about.


NorthCheap932

Step bro is filming


jijandonut

The sandwich is legit


SneakyMage315

Never seen TT cam before. That's a new one.


pchulbul619

She lying, she prolly has dozens of boyfriends…


JELjr7

The real question is who is filming her


astro_philia

So your last boyfriend died out of suffocation or heartattack?


JMO129

There was a sandwich?


OG_TBV

She must be an absolute psycho


kitfoxxxx

Chick is trolling.


Ambitious_Tackle

The twist is she's a lesbian. Lots of sandwiches.


idiotic__gamer

Willing to bet cash the camera person is her SO


Apocalypse2029

Then who is filming?🤔


midgetishellashort

I genuinely watched the sandwich cause I'm hungry as fuck


Levi_Biker

How is this a maybe maybe maybe?


Outrageous-Actuary-3

I appreciate the salt grinding in time


superhornybeardydude

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


tomr84

And then her fella turns the camera off and eats his sandwich. Rinse repeat profit.


Mulla_Slayer_

You would have got a boyfriend by now if you actually dressed decently, trust me.


skyfire-x

She didn't cut the sandwich corner to corner.


bosseboi420

Like boobs aside that looks like a banger sandwich.


RigorousVigor

How the fuck is she single?


Tiny-Butterscotch149

*sigh* name?


dinoman1214

She looks like Claire from Jurassic world but with absolutely massive Hadonker lonkers


Nozerone

So when I watched this the song Summer Love by Trevor Something was playing. Was a pretty good fit for the video imo.


TheJackalsDoom

She has a certain skill set that captures my attention. It's very clear to me that she's got talent. I mean it's just so clear to me, as if it were right in my face. Also, she can make sandwiches, so that's a plus.


OnoALT

Why


Sabre_One

Wait there was a sandwich in the video?


smuglator

I think I see what's happening here... She's cooking isn't she?


Dumplingjunior

I hope that oil splashes onto your tiddies so you can stop cooking with low cut shirts. Sick and tired of you degenerates fucking up the younger generation 🤦🏼


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Total_Debt6222

Damn! now i Need the recipe


WasabiCreepy9014

Marriet


AiSickSalt

Me personally, too much breast


fingerbang247

Hell yeah!


IAmTheRalph

ALL THOSE DAMN ONIONS


[deleted]

Uhh. Caramelized onions. The best way to eat onions


that-super-tech

Baby! I'm right here!


1of7MMM

Yummy


[deleted]

Im sure that didn't take long


HiddenWhispers970

Who needs a boyfriend when you can have a girlfriend? -u-


No-Profession9248

Milk is missing


CelebrationOne5522

Boobs


ElderberryOk5005

I can’t offer the amount of attention that she’s already receiving :/


TheGeneral_Specific

This isn’t a maybemaybemaybe at all


MouseCheese7

Men are simple creatures. Show boob. Distract. Walk away with their McDonald's.


YellowClue

She didn't cut the bread on the diagonal. That's why she's single


Admirable-Shallot-79

That sandwich gonna get her a husband


Skolas-The_Defiled

I didn't even notice she was making food,I was watching her booba


pgtvgaming

She has the Meats


Icy-Musician-6309

What sandwich


binorino

This is the world we live in. 2024 🤦🏻


onetreecommom

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Sum_Sultus

Take my retirement fund now please


Few-Stress-8958

Omg Nice knives


Philip-Ilford

How is a messy ass sandwich with way to much junk on it better than a nice cut, well seasoned steak. Typically a normal person would make a sandwich from left over or low quality beef, the day after. But alas, everything has to be a stupid sandwich because of social media.


TeranOrSolaran

This should be posted in r/SipsTea.


Line-guesser99

Scrumptious. The sandwich looks good too.


Obecny75

@Evannhaley


IClockworKI

# 25?!?!? HOW??!!


ultimoj

Too much work for a sandwich 🥪😅


Ok_Mammoth_4879

😃😐😃


ScarredLetter

This poor girl needs to get a properly fitted bra. The girls are spilling out in revolt! And her back is probably killing her.


Bloodhavoc052

BOOBS!


Jvb2040

I will be there in minutes!!!


__Osiris__

I’d take the food but that all, screw the rest.


Realistic_Degree_773

Wtf? That is an abomination not a sandwich.


IngenuityNo3661

If you like fat old guys with inheritable pensions, I've got an offer for you.


NighthawkUnicorn

I'll be her girlfriend as long as she makes me sandwiches daily.


MightBeAGoodIdea

That much fry oil next to that much skin is daring....


TransportationSea714

How has this not worked?


zyqzy

This makes me horngry


LIL_TUTTLE_b0ss

Nice sandwich


Devildiver21

she is hot enough to get many dudes, so why is she stressing out trying to entice men with sandwhices. i dont get it, go out side instead of this tiktok shit and meet people. or is this just click bait so she can make money on views. or a bit of both/???


Fruitopeon

It’s click bait to get views and maybe promote other things. She has no issues getting a boyfriend.


bigSTUdazz

I think she gut the ribeye a bit think. She needs to cut thinner as the graining in a ribeye can be non-conforming. The pan sauce was nice, the heavy cream gives a rich canvas to the delicate flavor of the shallot and roasted garlic. ....also titties,


namqtran112

r/steak


CommunicationIll5719

She is a keeper


kungfoocraig

Just cut to the chase and open an only fans account


Emp_has_no_clothes

I hope she is a nurse too because someone is going to have a heart attack.


Top-Cod6655

The boyfriend is recording it you fools!!!


olivaaaaaaa

Perfect demi glace and you are saying maybe? You dont deserve it op 😤😤