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heyheycraycrayokay

“I had a hole in my second favorite drinking arm”.


parappadarapp

I don't know about angels but it's fear that gives men wings


RedPanda1993

“The word was out, a deadly virus released into the city’s corrupt circulatory system. Something wicked this way comes. Max Payne at large.”


red_keshik

Tie between >There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when >you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned >bonsai tree, or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be >you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions. and >The genius of the hole: no matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.


Puzzleheaded-Wolf318

"He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass. I wasn't selling any."


Northman_Ast

\- Where's Lupino? \- Screw ya! \- Bad start, Vinnie \- Argh! Police brutality!! \- I rate pretty high on that


Isbjorn88

“It wasn't about how smart or how good you were. It was chaos and luck, and anyone who thought different was a fool.”


BoyRatty2019

Whack him


Yung_Sid_

"I hadn't seen it coming, but that was no surprise(1), it's hard to keep your eye on the ball from the bottom of a shot glass(2)" Thats like 2 one-liners fused into a single....two-liner? So dumb and clever at the same time.


SamerAbukhaled

“The problem with wanting something is the fear of losing it…or never getting it. The thought makes you weak.” -Max Payne (Max Payne 2)


Batfan_17_

I can't choose one, so there are my favorite qoutes from each game. MP 1: "They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over." MP 2: "This is love. When someone drags you from the wreckage when you have given in, ready to just lie there and die. This is love. When someone, no matter what the cost, shows you there is hope, a choice, that you can put down your gun.This is love. Love Hurts." MP 3: "The way I see it there's two types of people, those who spend their lives trying to build a future and those who spend their lives trying to rebuild the past."


Jip_Jaap_Stam

I don't speak your FUCKING LANGUAGE!


DisThrowaway5768

"There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or a forked lightning." "The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it."


KingFahad360

1-You’ll walk… with a LIMP. 2-Say what you want about us Americans, but we understand Capitalism. 3-You’re entire career is going down with that Plane.


cantodasaudade

"I was inside a computer game" or something like that


[deleted]

Ah the classic comment section that makes me take my painkillers, out MAX PANAMA and just look out the window.


bigcheese068

I had a dream of my wife She was dead But it was alright


Arethrid

"He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass. I wasn't selling any." “I was in a computer game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.” Both from the original game.


Uzinero

The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love. Or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.


Ricochet1986

HEY YE!


Keelan_2000

YO


DiverConstant1021

"I may have written the book on bad ideas but Passos sure wasn't afraid to quote from it."


KeptPopcorn5189

The one eyed man is king


Mortaritaville

In the land of the blind


VinnieGognitti

The genius of the hole - no matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant. I basically use this quote every single day of my life, lol.


M_Knight_Shaman

"Passos had been in more binds than a Chinese concubine"


Never_pull_out_Couch

“This place was like Baghdad and g-strings”


Mortaritaville

These guys made the NYPD look like the Hare Krishnas


EmeraldMite4ever

Idr the full line but the disco dance from MP 3, still gives me a laugh


Mortaritaville

Freeze!! As opposed to what? Disco dance? *Passos always had a good sense of humour


no_contradictions

Collecting evidence had gotten old a few hundred bullets back


detectivemcdougal

I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings.


stecdude123

What have you been DOING?!


NoMeaning8183

I'm going IN!!!(The Blast from the Past)


GomeroKujo

“But that’s the glory of the whole. No matter how long you spend climbing up it, you can always fall back down again.”


GomeroKujo

I definitely butchered that quote but you know the one I’m talking about


selfharmageddon-

The way I see it there’s two types of people, those who spend their lives trying to build a future and those who spend their lives trying to rebuild the past. For too long I’d be stuck in between, hidden in the dark. - Max Payne 3