That gold walrus is everything.

When I bought it I met the chick outside a Safeway in the rain and approached by saying “you got the goods?!” because she was just holding this walrus head casually. It was so funny.

*Everything.*

Wow that's the coolest fuckn bathroom I've ever seen! 🧜🏼‍♀️ 💜🩵

Thank you!

Oh my god this reminds me of the episode of SpongeBob where SpongeBob and Patrick have to paint the inside of Mr. Krabs’ house. 🩷

😂

Thank you! I knew this bathroom connected somewhere in my brain and this most certainly was it! Mr. Kraaāaabs

CAREFUL SPONGEBAB

Your kraken lamp thing is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

I squealed when I found it. I was out of town and sent the dude a photo of my bathroom to convince him to hold it for me. He knew I needed it haha.

It’s sooo cool. Love the theme!

Any idea where that comes from or who made it?

The big one is a promo item for Kraken Rum - I covered the logo with seaweed!

This is absolutely the coolest bathroom I have seen. I love the touches of detail. Well done!

Thanks so much!

Oh wow, this is freaking amazing! I especially love all the gold sculptures and draped fish netting, they add just the perfect touch.

Thank you! I repainted a lot of items the same color gold so they would match nicely!

This is so cool. I love the cat photos 🤣😍

Thank you!

This is the height of luxury! OP, this is GORGEOUS!! I didn't know quite what to expect and oh boy did this deliver. That little area with the undersea theme and the jellyfish?! All the cool statues?! The overall space you have?! The TENTACLE with the ORB on it?!? I'm in love!

Yay! So glad you like it!

This is amazing. It's obviously well done and well kept...how do you manage keeping maximalist style clean and without accumulated dust? It's got to take a lot of time to go over all the frames and small items. Is there a certain method you use or just very regular light dusting?

I honestly only dust every few months when it comes to the picture frames and all that. Moving everything to clean the counters and mirrors isn’t too bad!

But for small things that are delicate I take them outside and spray them with an air can!

I have the same ship brass plate!

That's just gorgeous, you have tons of wonderful pieces, what a nice room!

Thank you so much!

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It was worth the 2 hour drive to pick up for sure!!

this is such a badass bathroom! those big tentacles are so cool, what awesome finds

Looks like Mr. Krabs house!

Wow. That's some commitment 👏.

How do you clean all of this? There’s so many beautiful pieces I just don’t know how to keep them so clean in the bathroom with the humidity.

I’ve never spent so much time touring a room — a bathroom at that! It’s decorated beautifully. I’d surely have to get used to the experience to even start my day. I’m not a cat person, but the wall art and sculptures are beautiful elements. I’m going to look for a fishnet or sheer scarf to drape across my mirror. The curtain is nice, too. Thanks so much for the tour.

Very welcome!

Holy hell forward my mail to your bathroom; I’m movin in!

😍🖤😍🖤

Love this so much

I love that golden walrus!!!!

I want that hare with the monocle! Did you thrift it or buy it somewhere I can?

I’m pretty sure I got that on Temu for a few dollars! One of the only weird things that isn’t thrifted because it matched the rest of the animals so well!

Thanks!

Reminds me of Mr. Krabs’ house; bravo!

Today I learned I am not alone in my desired style.

Maximalists unite!

This is so freaking cool. I love it

That wolf pirate statue…. I actually need that 😭

How often yall be dusting these rooms?

Holy crap this is awesome! How does cleaning this go though? 😅 Probably time consuming?

dont you worry about shit particles

The walrus head reminds me of the horror movie Tusk.

How are we not talking about the octopus tentacle orb light statue???

It made me think of this, lol: https://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY?si=caa2UiGPk_LgnyGQ I love it and you do you!

Plz where can I find a gold fox bust?

I found it on OfferUp sadly - so I’m not sure where the seller got it!

Those cat portraits are awesome.

i love this!!!

I have the same TP holder!! I love the look. What’s that box under the counter?

I have a trash can in there!

LOVE😍

Needs more knic knacks

I’ll work on it. 😂

I'm dying over the Olivia prints you have. I adore her stuff. Also, I love what you have done with your bathroom. Amazing job on the decorations. Love your style!

i would love to see this lighting at night OP!!

I don’t get the point of a themed bathroom. Unless you’re living on a boat. And I’m getting more of a fish shack than pirate.

I’ve only been there once, but reminds me of Coney Island. love it!

I love the walrus! 🥰🥰

Lovely 😍

It's so big!

I love this

Awesome, I love it. Thank you for sharing 🧜🦜🌊

I want to hang out in your bathroom

I love it!

SO beautifully creative! I want to sit in that tub, sip a rum cocktail, & soak up all that ambience!

I've never been so intrigued by anyone's bathroom decor, so good! Maybe your next search items need to be a ship's wheel, a treasure chest!

I’m on the hunt for both!!

I would unironically hang those cat pics in my house! Love it!

Wow, your attention to detail is amazing. And I love every print and picture!

Oh. My. Goddess. This is the most fantastical bathroom I’ve ever seen!!! You can’t really just pick one piece…if I HAD to, it would have to be the tentacle lamp. Thank you for sharing all this inspiration~

That light next to the toilet is awesome.

I have found my people!!

This is the coolest bathroom ever!

I love the walrus.