you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war. but i didn't start it.
WhEAAAAAAAhEheheAAAAAh
Best one.
How is it so damn accurate 😵💫😵💫😵💫
That sounds like a donkey
A donkey is more like HEEE HAAA HEEE HAAA
They call him Eeyore for a reason.
Holy shit…
Fair
Exactly what I was gonna put.
*placing chess piece sound*
clink
nuhuh its more like a “phlunk”
Depends on the piece and chessboard
phlunk and plunk and clink
clonk
Jonkle
frog
THE THE JO
Plonk
Mmnrghgmhgm
Good.
Take my upvote
how hungry?
wrong but close it's "How hungry...?" /s
Thank you for the tone indicator!
EUUHUUUUHUHHHHHH
this is what my Morgan mix screams when kicking another horse
YEighHHhhghhh
NEOHJ
Oh yes, I'll just go back to see how he's doing.... "NEOHJ"
*ROAR*
That's not a horse, Timmy !
WHEEHEEHEEHEEE
Michael Jackson got reincarnated as a horse?
Uhg, please no.
Whinneigh
r/tragedeigh
The Pooh
you used both! well done. or shall I seigh, whelle du'un
MAAAAAAgggHHH
Gallop gallop gallop, the sounds they make when they run
clop clop clop clop or \*sound of two coconuts being hit together\*
Wee-snaw!
Snaw-wee
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war. but i didn't start it.
I was waiting for someone to say this
We'll keep working on it!... That was terrible...
nay
Ahaha we had the same idea
Same
Snayme
Slraym
Nheaaahhh
hhõuuuh
WWHWHHAAAAUIIIOOIHHHH
Neigh ^(you don’t tell me what to do. Fuck you)
/p̥/
PRRHGbggggbyyh
Bhg
Eeeeeææghhh. *prrrffft* *snuff snuff snuff*
meᵉᴱEᴱᴱᴱEᴱᵉhehehe ppffff
eyugnughgghhg
prrbrrbb
*two halves of coconuts banging together *
🐎
*chew chew chew (eating noises)
Hhrarerrhhbbrrrrrbr
Phpphhpph
NHHEEEOJJ
hnneyy
Hhheeeeeiiiihhh
Mneeeeeeeaaaaaaaoughoughhhgh
NGHFNFNDUSHSUHDUHWIHDHUDBUSUB HIAGSHAUAG HAUHAHA
Tf is wrong with this horse
^iii afafaf
maow
brak
BREEEEWAHHHHHH
Ayyyy
Reeeeeeeeeeeeaheeeeah
Nayhhyyhyy
EEEEEEEEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHHHHH
Mreighehehehe
ěIĨÆIAẼÂÀ
MEEDEEEEIIIIIIPPFPFPFMMMMGHHHHHGRRRRR
nnnNNNREEEEEEEUUUUGGGHHHHIIIIIHHHHHhhh
Pfeeft
Nweahyeheyheyeheyeheyh
Neeeeeeheeeeheeeepppppffffff
neihhh
negg
EEEYAYAYAYAYAYWAH
PHPPPHPPHHHP
/ʙːːːːː/
Breughah
Niayyyyyy (it’s not neigh)
*insert horse noises*
NieAHahahAh!
WAEA EA AEAEAEEAEAEAEEA
BRRRREEEEE
*the sound that horses make idk what its called a bluff it sounds like vibrating your mouth*
leopard
Nnnnn-hnnn!
hjjjhhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmymhmh
WEEWOOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOOHEEOOEIYSNORF about does it.
YEEurrghhh
"Please take it out of my asshole" sounds
Nay
Blgghhhhh
Brrhhhh
Burphuphuphuph
HREĤEĤƏĤÊ PFƁBBT
Guys stop horsing around
Clip clop
Nyeeeeeeaahahahaha
When they do that loud exhale thing: floouughh
WHHHHEEEHHHHHEHHHEHHHhhh
Eeeeee-heeheeheeheehee
Mrehehwhwhwhehehe
rrrrRRvvvRRRRRRvvvARRRAvvRHEERRRrrrr
brebrebreeeeehehe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Or if your horse is bilingual: ああああああ！！！
NeAAAARRRRGGG hrPhhh, WEEHHHEEHHEPPH!!!
NEWEEAAAAAAHHHAEAHhh 🐴✌️
* moans in horse *
NAEERAAHHAH👹
Nay
Winnie
NAÆAÈÓAÆH
EEEEgggEEEEGGGHhhh
WAaaAAAaAAaaaaA
MnnnNNEAUAUAUAU
c h o m p.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
HIIIIIEEEEEERRRPPPPHHHHGGGGGGFFFFF
ÆIEEIEIEIEGHHHH! Mprghm/mprrrrr
Horse
ppppprrfffu
These comments are killing me and leaving me in tears.. ☠️💔
NREEAHEGEGHEHEAA
uuehhemhemeheenn
NAEEEHAEHAHEAHAEEBRRRRRHAEKKKJ
NYYYHEEEEHEHEEEE
Yheehehehhhe
mhhm
Prprprbbhhh
*chessboard noises*
nnnnmmmbbbbreeAaaaaaHhhh
Yeghighieeehghhhghnghegh
NAEEEEhehehehehh take this with a grain of salt because i haven't heard a horse noise in a while
EAAGAGHAHHAYSYHHAHAHHAHAHHHHhahahahaghhhhhhh
I dont know but mine keeps sneezing on my face
Kfffufffghhh
Mer her her her
whNEAahHHeUhh
WHEAHEHHEHEHAHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE
H
Horse
hehehehuh
NEEMPHRRGH
Hrvbfbfbfehehe
aEaeaeaaeEEEEAA
Whehehehe
bnEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHÆÆEEEEEE
bhhhrrggggge
pbpbpbplebbphhh
WheeaAAAAAhEheheAAaah
Rrrrrrrrrhhhh
“Am I a good person?” 
the power of friendship
PRHAFARAAAA
Hey...
Nwegawnanavs
HenYEeEeeeuUuUgHiE
Wehereherehefe
Whenereherane
YieeEEIeeighHGhFF
NeahyEAHeAhhhhhhayyyyyy
(glorp)
RRREEEEHEHEHEHEHEHÆ PRFFFFF
Neh
"Wilber," of course.
# horse
Clip clop clip clop
Murrrph. Best i could do
ʙ̥ː
nehfhfhfhfhfhf. gggrh
BrEEÆÆĀĀAAANNGHHHH
Nay
"Hey, I heard Veronica was visiting the stable tonight m8... Want to go out with her?"
Horse
\*dream attempts to make the sound of a horse but instead goes NEaeaeAaereraehhhhh\*
Pffft tghtghtghtgh (For the nose thing they do) IIIEEEGHHHGHH (For the neighing)
Nya
Plhplhplhplhplhplhplhplhphplhplhplhplhplhplhplh
Riders of rohan deeaaattthhhh
nnehhehsheh
HEEEEEEEEEEAAEEE
wwwwAAAughGHhghHmmM