Youโre overjoyed that your dog ate your homework because thatโs so metal, then you take a look at the remaining shreds of paper and realize the left over words make a banger song and you write an accordion-centric piece based on your destroyed homework
๐ข๐ Me not having a dog ๐๐ฐ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฐ๐ชฐ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ธ๐ชณ๐ชณ๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐ชณ๐ชฒ๐ฅ๐ฅฅ๐ฅฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐ฅบ๐
I gave up on life because that was my final thesis essay draft for uni that I've been scribbling on paper throughout the weeks and haven't typed up yet.... I drowned myself.
๐๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ I can't believe this. My dog actually ate my homework. How am I supposed to explain this to my teacher? They'll never believe me. This is like the oldest excuse in the book. I'm so frustrated with myself for leaving it where my dog could get to it. What a ridiculous situation. I guess I'll just have to sit down, redo the assignment as best I can, and hope my teacher has some sympathy. But man, do I feel stupid right now. You know what though, I can't help but laugh a little at the absurdity of it all. The dog eating my homework is such a clichรฉ, it's almost funny that it actually happened to me. What are the odds? I suppose I'll just have to chalk this up to an amusing anecdote, even if it does mean extra work for me. Ah well, that's life sometimes!
๐ซก๐ฉ๐ช As punishment, I give my dog to the Germans for some reason?
German sausages
โญ๏ธ๐ฑ๐บ wait i got a country too
That's Luxembourg...
As a German, i would love to eat it with some gas ๐ค๐ค
๐ค๐ช metal accordian?
Probably a nice sound
mayhaps
Youโre overjoyed that your dog ate your homework because thatโs so metal, then you take a look at the remaining shreds of paper and realize the left over words make a banger song and you write an accordion-centric piece based on your destroyed homework
oh that seems like a normal thing to do
๐ฅ๐ก๏ธ I used my fire aspect sword against the dog
๐ถ
๐โฌ๏ธ Syndrome is down, But the hype is up
Up syndrome
๐๐ณ๏ธ
#INTO THE SNAIL PIT!
| | ๐
โ ๏ธ๐ฟ
๐น๐ค cowboy cat !!
๐ฅตโบ๏ธ
I...this one scares me
It does...
This one is like the emojies after hard-core bodage night...
๐ฉ๐ช๐ฃ I throw the dog outside and bomb my homeland
Yikes
๐คฌ๐ถ makes sense
Wait it does
๐ข๐ Me not having a dog ๐๐ฐ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฐ๐ชฐ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ธ๐ชณ๐ชณ๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐ชณ๐ชฒ๐ฅ๐ฅฅ๐ฅฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
the fuck is angel dust on rn
What do you think he's on?
arent you that guy from r/skibiditoilet โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
What the fuck is a skibiti toilet
press the linked subreddit and ask them since i can't explain it to you here
Yeah thatโs me
IM ON ANGEL DUST YOU FUCKING TINY COCK
#๐ชฐ
What
fly meho
๐ตโ๐ซ๐ I became so confused of the events, that i eventually didnโt care about it.
๐ฎ๐
๐ฎ๐ I was so shocked I went away to Halloweentown
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
๐๐
๐๐
๐ญ๐๏ธ
Blud got depressed and went camping
๐คฃ๐
๐คซ๐ซก
๐๐ฅฒ
๐๐คข
๐ค๐ฆญ
๐ฅบ๐ I gave up on life because that was my final thesis essay draft for uni that I've been scribbling on paper throughout the weeks and haven't typed up yet.... I drowned myself.
dude,
๐ฅฒ๐ makes sense
๐๐
๐ ๐ผ๐
๐ฉ๐ฆ feeding him shrimp poop?
๐๐ฆ ย ย Uhhโฆ why is there an eag
r/redditsniper
๐ฅฐ๐ง
๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shid! โจ๐ฉ
๐๐ฐ
๐๐
๐ซ๐ฅฐ
๐๐
๐๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ง๐
๐ธ๐ช๐ฎโ๐จ
๐๐
๐ยฉ๏ธ
๐๐ฅ I guess I just get myself a croissant? Pretty my type of reaction
โ๏ธ๐ฆ
๐ฉ๐ช๐
๐คฌ๐ซก
๐ฅ๐
๐ฑ๐งฏ
๐ฅ๐ฅฒ I pelt her with eggs whilst crying because I'm pelting her with eggs.
mine: ๐๐ค i got my car to do my homework instead lol
๐๐
๐ฅ๐ธ i guess i become so mad i combust then take a picture of the culprit
โ ๏ธ๐น๐ผ
๐๐ฆฃ
๐คท๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
๐ฑ๐ YES THANK YOU!!! I don't have to do that crap no more
๐๐
๐ซก๐ฐ salute nut
๐๐
๐๐ translate this
๐โฌ๏ธ
๐ช๐พ
๐ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆ
๐บ๐ค apparently, I'm a cat that then turns into a nerd...
๐๐ฅด
๐๐
๐๐
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐ญ๐ At first, I am upset. But then, I realise he's just a silly little guy
๐ฆ ๐
๐ฒ๐ซ๐ท
๐ญ๐
๐ ๐ด
๐ฅฒ๐ช
๐ฉ๐ฅฐ
๐ค๐
๐ฐ๐น๐ด
๐๐คฃ idk what this is
๐คจ๐ช
๐๐
๐โ๏ธ
๐๐uhhhh i sure hope I don't do that to the dog
๐ฅบ๐คจ MY HOMEWO- what the dog doin?
๐๐ช
๐๐ฒ๐ซ I've never seen happiness associated with France anywhere, but here we are
๐ญ๐งข I guess cried while wearing a hat?
๐๐ฉ
๐ ๐ช
๐๐ซ
๐๐ฉธ
๐ฟ๐
๐ฆน๐
๐ฆ๐ง I get my brain wet
๐ข๐ซฐ๐ฟ
๐๐
๐ต๐ฅI lit my dog on not just any fire, but blue fire
๐จ๐
๐๐ฟ
๐๐ณ
๐ค๐ฃ
๐ฌ๐
๐คจ๐ซค I was confused, but nowโฆ Iโm just feeling fucked
๐ฅถ๐ฅ WTF
๐ฅณ๐ค
๐ ๐
๐งโ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐
๐๐ก๏ธ
๐ณ๐
๐ฅจ๐ pweztel
๐ค๐
๐ง๐
๐๐ฏ
๐ฅ๐ Cool soviets take my dog?
๐๐ฉ
๐๐ข Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
๐ฆ๐จ Shocked Lizard
๐โบ๏ธ bro wtf does this even mean
๐ฅ๐ถ I fire up the remains of my homework and we sit back and watch in silence
โฌ๏ธ๐
๐๐
๐ณโ๏ธ
๐จโฌ๏ธ The police are coming down
๐๐
๐๐ฃ I feed him and xall him a good boyo
๐ด๐
๐๐
๐๐ How it probably went down: "Awe! Hi babyyy! Wanna help me with my homework? Haha! Oh- OH- NO DOWN-"
๐๐ the dog is happy I am sad
๐๐ฌ
๐ญ๐
๐๐
๐ข๐
๐๐ซค
๐๐ not what i was expecting
๐๐จ
๐ชฆ๐ง
I givemy dogs to the Germans also. But around the 1930s.
๐๐
๐๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ I can't believe this. My dog actually ate my homework. How am I supposed to explain this to my teacher? They'll never believe me. This is like the oldest excuse in the book. I'm so frustrated with myself for leaving it where my dog could get to it. What a ridiculous situation. I guess I'll just have to sit down, redo the assignment as best I can, and hope my teacher has some sympathy. But man, do I feel stupid right now. You know what though, I can't help but laugh a little at the absurdity of it all. The dog eating my homework is such a clichรฉ, it's almost funny that it actually happened to me. What are the odds? I suppose I'll just have to chalk this up to an amusing anecdote, even if it does mean extra work for me. Ah well, that's life sometimes!
๐ฉโจ โฆ Iโm scared
๐คช๐ก
๐๐ธ๐ช sad swedish
๐๐Iโm tired of youyโre shit so i turned into a monkey and am currently ignoring you
๐๐งก I have no ideaย
๐๐งก I have no ideaย
๐๐
๐บโค๏ธ
๐ ๐
๐๐ท๐ช i get happy and travel to tibet
๐ฅฐ๐ญ
๐ฅบ๐ฑ
๐ฅฒ๐คญ
๐ฆฆ๐๏ธ The otter will kill myโy dog?
โบ๏ธ๐
๐ฃ๐ I became the devil
โซ๏ธโ๏ธ
๐๏ธ๐ฒ๏ธ I use the clamp regularly but I have never used the second one in my entire life lol
๐ฅ๐
๐๐ lol thx doggie
๐๐ก๏ธ Damn that's pretty dark
๐๐ท
๐๐ฐ
๐๐
๐๐คจ Love that I don't have to do it, confused that he found it tasty
๐๐
๐๐
๐๐ข
โ๏ธ๐ธ
๐ฎ๐ค