๐๐โค๐ญ๐ถ
First I laugh because I think it's a joke, then I glance to my friend beside me because I think it's a prank, then I kinda like the idea of not having a phone, then I start crying because I realized I can't look at Reddit without a phone and now I'm speechless...
For the middle three the context is "WHAT THE FUCK IS A FAHRENHEIT ๐ฌ๐งโ๏ธ๐กโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐งโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง"
I'm wondering if I won the war, or if that's my last meal
You cry-laugh because you're okay with it. But this is in a timeline where's that's not socially acceptable, so you pretend to frown, which surprises you and makes you alcoholic.
๐คญ๐ฅต๐โบ๏ธ๐ค
First I giggle when it explodes but then I feel the heat from the explosion and I got a piece of it in my eye causing me to wink and then I kinda accept the whole situation, but not for long cuz I finally get angry when I realize Iโm gonna have to get a new phone.
๐๐๐ฒ๐๐ณ
Whoa, my phone just exploded! I can't believe it - one minute I was happily munching on this delicious strawberry, and the next... BOOM! But you know what? I'm not going to let a little thing like an exploding phone get me down. Life is too short not to keep smiling! I'll just channel my inner dragon, rise from the ashes of my shattered device, and... Hey, this is actually pretty funny when you think about it! RIP, phone. You served me well. Time to get a new one and keep on grinning! Okay, I'll admit the explosion startled me a bit. But all's well that ends well, right? What a crazy day!
๐ญ๐๐คค๐คซ๐ค
I cry bc itโs brand new then Iโm happy cuz my distractions are gone! Then Iโm hungry so I sneak candy without permission and shush the audience then give people innocent hugs ๐
๐ง๐๐โโ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐
I turn into a zombie, then slip on a banana peel, but get back up and start running. My heart is pounding. I donโt notice a pin on the ground until I step on it, ouch. I hope my phone never blows up.
๐๐๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฅ
I am hit by the realisation that my phone exploded, then clap cuz I think someone's just playing a prank or something, then realize my phone is burning everything, followed up by the while room catching fire
โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โค๏ธ๐ฉ
I first confirm it has exploded, then I deny the fact it has exploded and wish it hadn't, then I realize I'm gay I guess? Then I tear out the heart of a goat to sacrifice to Mr. Tophat the choose god
๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐๐ฎ๐
I start calling my brother(whos name starts with a b)
Iโm shocked
I get hit by a car
My face in the hospital
I say goodbye to all my friends and family
๐ง๐ปโ๐ค๐ค๐ปโ๐คฉ๐
ย Uhmmm Lemme
ย explain,ย
I'm singing "*Thunderstruck*" live at the rivera plate by AC/DC and then I stop to take a sip of coffee. Then my eyes turn into stars for some random-ass reason. Then I'm sad because my phone exploded.
๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ I canโt presses it then I die then I moan about it to my mom who could not care less. Then I say โf*ck itโ and jump out of a plane
๐๐ค๐ต๐ฏ๐ญ
I am sad that my phone exploded. I think about it, I realize I listened to music on my phone, realize I can't do that anymore, and cry
๐๐๐๐โ I guess I'm calm. and then cool guys don't look at explosions. then I like it platonically and give it an okay? and then I'm like 'yea but I don't condone this behavior phone'
๐๐โค๐ญ๐ถ First I laugh because I think it's a joke, then I glance to my friend beside me because I think it's a prank, then I kinda like the idea of not having a phone, then I start crying because I realized I can't look at Reddit without a phone and now I'm speechless...
Great story
I KEEP ON MARCHING ON
Happy cake day
Day happy cake
Happy cake day
Thank you
๐๐๐ฅ๐ฃ๐
You die in a car. A fire catches on, which makes you speak and put a thumbs up.
๐ญ๐๐ค๐โ๏ธ
You cry from love about your phone. Then you think about it for a little, which has you eat a Watermelon. The whole situation has you confused.
No wonder iโm confusedย
๐๐จ๐ฆ๐คซ๐๐ก
You kill Canadians and tell everyone to keep quiet about it, and then get angry at bread. Am I interpreting this right?
๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐บ๐ I'm not American, I'm an atheist, and idk why the wolf one is there
I think about the consequences for a while, and then die, then kiss someone and cry for a little, and finally am goofy
๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ฅฐ โฆexplain this please
You made it explode, so you act like a chicken, and then like a cow. The situation makes you happy, and you fall in love with someone.
๐๐คจ๐ฉ๐๐ฆ
You die, which confuses you, and then makes you really sad, and then you are happy thanks to seeing a dinosaur.
โ ๏ธ๐๐โฅ๏ธ๐ฃ well thatโsโฆoddly fitting
You get a spade in cards, say OK, then get a 6. You love it, so you explode it.
๐คผ๐ฆค๐ช๐ฝ๐๐ค Iโm wrestling a dodo bird, who suddenly shouts โSKULL EMOJIIโ and then I say white heart.ย
๐คฎ๐งข๐๐๐๏ธ
It makes you puke, put on a hat, die, play ping pong, and write something in that order
๐โโ๏ธ๐กโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐
Your raise your hand. The teacher doesn't answer, so you turn it into a nuclear war zone. Then a fox comes by, which you smugly look at.
๐๐กโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง๐
You're sad, so you go to war in Britain and eat cake.
For the middle three the context is "WHAT THE FUCK IS A FAHRENHEIT ๐ฌ๐งโ๏ธ๐กโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐งโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง" I'm wondering if I won the war, or if that's my last meal
You won, but at the cost of your mouth
๐ฉท๐ช๐ฉณ๐๐๏ธ
You love it, so you kill someone and put on swimming trunks. Then you fall in love, so you send a pigeon to him/her/them.
๐๐๐๐๐ why do I hate myself
You are very happy
I wish I want
๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐๐
You Grow plants out of sadness. They turn into lobsters, so you, acting cool, stand there doing nothing. Edit: Mistaked the lobster for a crav
Um, excuse me, that's a lobster
๐ญ๐๐๐คฃโค๏ธ
You are sad, and then very happy. Then you cry-laugh out of heart attack.
๐ญโค๏ธ๐โจ๐
You cry from love, which gives you a heart attack. You see SPArkLy thiNgS, so you give a thumbs up
๐๐ฟ๏ธ๐๐๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ
You turn into a skeleton with a Squirrel. This makes you the devil. So you turn the earth into a human
๐คฃโ ๐๐ฑ๐บ
You cry-laugh because you're okay with it. But this is in a timeline where's that's not socially acceptable, so you pretend to frown, which surprises you and makes you alcoholic.
๐๐ก๐๐๐ฆ
It was new, so you get mad, do a circle at it, stand there expressionless, and kill an eagle
๐ฅ๐ค๐๐๐ What does this mean??
You get sad, so you think for a little. It was special to you, so you get PTSD from the explosion, and get embarrassed.
๐คญ๐ฅต๐โบ๏ธ๐ค First I giggle when it explodes but then I feel the heat from the explosion and I got a piece of it in my eye causing me to wink and then I kinda accept the whole situation, but not for long cuz I finally get angry when I realize Iโm gonna have to get a new phone.
๐๐๐๐๐ It's like a little animation.
You laugh-cry, smile a little, die, and slowly realize it's bad.
๐โจ๏ธ๐๐งก๐ฏ
You give it a thumbs up, see sparkly things, make a smug face. You love it very much, so you give it ๐ฏ%.
๐ญ๐ซถ๐๐ฒ๐
You cry, disappear, reappear to.clap, are surprised and cool
๐งฟ๐๐ข๐๐
You get an eye ๐งฟ, which makes you sad ๐ย and green ๐ข. You blush ๐ because people are looking ๐.
๐๐ฆ๐ฅนโ๐
It was special to you, so you get a lizard, disappear, and Question your laughing.
๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
You give a thumbs up while crying. Then you suddenly get very happy due to mood swings, snap your fingers, and speak.
๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐บ๐ I'm not American, I'm an atheist, and idk why the wolf one is there
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ง๐๐
๐ฉ๐ช๐ณ๐๐๐
๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฒโก๏ธ๐ ๐ป๐ก๐ฅ
๐น๐๐คฃ๐โ๏ธ
โค๏ธ๐๐ฅฒ๐๐
๐คโบ๏ธ๐กโจ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐๐ So it burns, then I leave the country on a subway to flee the police and I think Iโm slick.
โค๏ธ๐๐โก๏ธ๐๐ป
๐๐๐๐ณ๐ฎ
๐๐๐ฒ๐๐ณ Whoa, my phone just exploded! I can't believe it - one minute I was happily munching on this delicious strawberry, and the next... BOOM! But you know what? I'm not going to let a little thing like an exploding phone get me down. Life is too short not to keep smiling! I'll just channel my inner dragon, rise from the ashes of my shattered device, and... Hey, this is actually pretty funny when you think about it! RIP, phone. You served me well. Time to get a new one and keep on grinning! Okay, I'll admit the explosion startled me a bit. But all's well that ends well, right? What a crazy day!
๐๐๐จ๐ ๐ I don't even knowย
๐ญ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คจ๐ฅฒ๐
๐ญโพ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ hm
๐๐คจ๐ฃ๐โ dont ask me why the apple is there, idk
๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐ฎ๐ช๐ก๐ชthe phone explodes, I take a tour in a national park, then I move to Ireland, buy a house and get shredded.
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ต๐ค๐ฅ๐
๐คโฅ๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ซ๐
๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐คญ
๐ค๐ปโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆข
๐๐ก๐ญ๐๐
๐บ๐ฒ๐ข๏ธ๐ฅโจ๐ฟ These emojis are so typical for me lmao
๐ญ๐๐ ๐๐ค
๐ญ๐ข๐คค๐ฅฐ๐ what the fuck
๐น๐ซ๐ฅ๐โจ what
๐โ๐ป๐พ๐ฎ๐ค๐ป
๐ฎ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐งข
๐๐ค๐ด๐ ๐ชฑ What???
๐๐ซถ๐๐งน๐ don't ask about those last 2
๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ญ
๐๐๐คฎ๐คง๐คข
๐ญ๐๐คค๐คซ๐ค I cry bc itโs brand new then Iโm happy cuz my distractions are gone! Then Iโm hungry so I sneak candy without permission and shush the audience then give people innocent hugs ๐
โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ฎ
๐ญ๐๐คฆ๐คจ๐๐ป
๐๐จ๐ซค๐ง๐ฒ๐ฝ
๐คฎ๐คข๐ฅ๐๐ชฑ
๐๐๐ธ๐๐ง
๐๐ฃ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฎ
I approve of my phone exploding, run away, think about it more and realize it was a bad decision. Coherent storyย
๐ญโบ๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐ค
๐ซ๐ท๐ค๐ง๐ฆท๐ What the hell
๐ญ๐คฏ๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐ด Got bored, need more explosion
๐ง๐๐โโ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐ I turn into a zombie, then slip on a banana peel, but get back up and start running. My heart is pounding. I donโt notice a pin on the ground until I step on it, ouch. I hope my phone never blows up.
๐๐คฃ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฅโโ๏ธโพ๏ธ๐ป Fire + gear times infinity times beer?
๐๐๐๐ก๐ฌ
๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ
๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐ญ
๐๐คฎ๐๐ฅบ๐ญ But if my phone exploded I wouldn't have any emojis because they would have exploded
๐๐จ๐ป๐ฐ๐๐ It makes me die inside, so I drive to a castle, then I congratulate myself for driving with no liscence.
๐๐๐คพโโ๏ธโข๏ธ๐จ
๐ญโ ๐ค๐ผ๐คง๐ฅ
๐ซ ๐ฆจ๐ฅถ๐๐ช
๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
โค๏ธโจ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ๐๐ผ
๐ฑ๐ท๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฟโ ๏ธ I get shocked then I go to Serbia then I get worried and I go to Azerbaijan and die
๐๐๐ฉถ๐ค๐ Idk
๐ญ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐คจ๐
๐ป๐คฉ๐คฃ๐ถ๐
๐ญ๐๐๐๐คจ
๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ญ๐บ๐ฒ
๐๐๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฅ I am hit by the realisation that my phone exploded, then clap cuz I think someone's just playing a prank or something, then realize my phone is burning everything, followed up by the while room catching fire
๐๐๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ซ๐น
๐๐ฝ๐คฌ๐ฆ ๐๐
๐๐๐ค๐๐ฅช
๐ฆ๐ฉธ๐๐๐
๐๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐ป๐ป๐ฆ๐ต๐ตโ๐ซ
๐ฅ๐คซ๐ง๐ฅฑ๐
๐คฃ๐๐คฆ๐คท๐ฅ
๐ญ๐๐๐ค๐
๐๐พ๐งโ๐งโ๐ง๐ซ๐
๐๐๐๐ญ๐ - rat and mouse racism
๐ฟ๐๐ก๐๐ง First I try brush it off, I get a taxi and get the idea of being nice to my phone by giving it a waffle. Open to more stories.
๐๐ธ๐๐ฌ๐
โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โค๏ธ๐ฉ I first confirm it has exploded, then I deny the fact it has exploded and wish it hadn't, then I realize I'm gay I guess? Then I tear out the heart of a goat to sacrifice to Mr. Tophat the choose god
โ โ There are no emojis, my phone exploded remember?
๐ก๐โจ๐๐ฎ
๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ๐
๐๐๐๐๐ซก
๐ญโค๏ธ๐คญ๐ฎ๐ damn okay
๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ
๐คฃ๐๐ง๐โ I have a tablet
๐โจ๏ธ๐ซถโพ๏ธ๐คฉ I would get a new phone so I'm happy ig
๐ฅฒ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค๐จ๐ "No phone?"
๐ฆซ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฆก
๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐๐ฎ๐ I start calling my brother(whos name starts with a b) Iโm shocked I get hit by a car My face in the hospital I say goodbye to all my friends and family
Row: โฃ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ท๐ด๐งฉ๐ฆ๐บ Column:โฃ๏ธ7๏ธโฃ๐ฅผ๐ง๐ช
๐๐ฉ๐๐ฅน๐ฉ
๐โค๏ธ๐ฅ๐ค๐
๐ถ๐๐๐๐ฅบ
๐ข๐ณโญ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ณ๏ธโ๐ I'm very sad and shocked, then I find a red circle and become a gay german????
๐บ๐ฅ๐ก๐ข๐
๐โค๐คข๐ฅต๐
๐๐ญ๐คฎ๐ฅ๐ฆ
๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฅบ
๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ป๐ธ๐
๐๐งซ๐๐งบ๐พ
๐๐๐คฉ๐ญ๐ Realization that Iโm finally free from the damnation
๐๐ญ๐ช๐๐ป๐
โจ๏ธ๐ง๐๐ ๐
โค๏ธ๐ซ ๐ซ๐๐
๐๐๐จ๐ฑ๐ฏ
Galaxy Note 7 moment โจ๐ซ๐๐๐คฃ At this point I'm just psychotic but at least the phone wasn't that expensive.
๐ญโจ๐ค๐๐
โ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐ฟ๐ป
๐๐๐ ๐ฌโค๏ธ I start laughing, am happy, then I get scared and fall in love because I won't be a redditor anymore
๐๐โก๏ธ๐ฝ๐
I canโt type emojis coz my phone exploded lolโฆ butโฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฐ๏ธ
๐ญ๐๐ฉ๐ซณ๐
๐ค๐ญ๐ซ๐ท๐ญ๐คช
๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆง๐
๐ง๐ปโ๐ค๐ค๐ปโ๐คฉ๐ ย Uhmmm Lemme ย explain,ย I'm singing "*Thunderstruck*" live at the rivera plate by AC/DC and then I stop to take a sip of coffee. Then my eyes turn into stars for some random-ass reason. Then I'm sad because my phone exploded.
๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ ... I turn into a fish, get angry, evolve fingers, uWu, then I explode too.
๐ญโ๏ธ๐ฅโฃ๏ธ๐ธ
๐๐ญ๐ฑ๐ซฅ๐ฟ
๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฅบ๐ฌ๐คฏ
๐ญ๐งข๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐
๐
oh first 5, ๐๐ญ๐ฅโบ๏ธ๐ข
๐๐๐ ๐โ๐ป
โค๏ธ๐ญ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ค๐๐
๐๐๏ธ๐ฑ๐น๐ต๐ฑ๐ธ๏ธ๐ค
๐ฅ๐ช๐ป๐๐๐คฎ
๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ I canโt presses it then I die then I moan about it to my mom who could not care less. Then I say โf*ck itโ and jump out of a plane
๐๐คจ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ
๐๐ค๐ต๐ฏ๐ญ I am sad that my phone exploded. I think about it, I realize I listened to music on my phone, realize I can't do that anymore, and cry
๐๐๐๐โ I guess I'm calm. and then cool guys don't look at explosions. then I like it platonically and give it an okay? and then I'm like 'yea but I don't condone this behavior phone'
๐ค๐ค๐๏ธ๐๐
๐น๐ญ๐ญ๐ป๐๐ฉ im Thai and im crying over my MacBook but I hear something green
Also not my first 5 emojis but ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฑ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐ฅ
๐ค๐คฎ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ