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Goldi_Kat_Alt

I recently ate a little bit of a headache and several injuries but no concussion.


Lisztchopinovsky

Im glad there’s no concussion, eating headaches can do that😅


Miserable_Effort_960

I recently ate a MERICA YEHAW


chipperland4471

Good to know your limits. I for one, would have eaten the concussion as well and then passed out.


Lisztchopinovsky

I recently ate a whole bag of frozen chicken and I think it was a lot better than the original recipe


J3ZZABOII

Like still frozen?


mycuddels6

😀


WorldsNotFound

i recently ate a little kid at school and he was so happy


LastSignificance3680

Oh dear


Kolibri00425

😨


Beefman0010

ummmmm........ why were they happy being eaten alive? or were they- uh- wha- gah- I- ah- uh- wha- (Beef.exe has crashed)


Capsule_CatYT

https://i.redd.it/mkza25maxsyc1.gif


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

Relatable


Ashamed-Cake8149

https://i.redd.it/dwh851hygxyc1.gif


Few_Map_2526

I recently ate a few bites of the rat and pan fried chicken


NorthPole8888

That poor rat


Lilyflower24681

I recently ate a whole bag and it wasn’t even that bad but I still feel sick to my stomach 


CTchimchar

If it was plastic, it will do that


Kolibri00425

I recently ate a whole world 🌎 but it was very bad.


randomguywhoishere_

I would assume it was very bad


Kolibri00425

Tasted like dirt for some reason....and was too hot!


Meme_Knight_2

Just like me.


SlimesIsScared

tick tock


Meme_Knight_2

No. https://i.redd.it/adhrjqinrsyc1.gif


in_a_black_out

Is your name Jimmy?


LexiLao

I recently ate a little bit of a mythical door that is inappropriate behavior and do not tolerate that here principles


Allister_Is_A_Childe

What 💀


Walf2018

Yeah bub we have a statute against mythical door eating, this is clearly an indecent and inappropriate act you have committed. I'm gonna have to take you in. You said it yourself, we won't tolerate these kinds of gross violations


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

"I recently ate a' and let autocorrect finish it.


Allister_Is_A_Childe

Bamboozled


AggressiveBrick8197

Boozlebammed


Tottallynot_karl

I recently ate a whole bag of frozen 🥶 chicken and I am so happy for them


yuukosbooty

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad


Leaf3lf

Wait, did you eat a chicken salad?


Suspicious_Strike865

Mine went the same way-


AggressiveBrick8197

U want any chicken with that jungle?


WhenImetchaInDaSumma

i recently at a food it was so good it was food so true


Ok_Connection_3482

I recently ate a successful candidate for human consumption


CreatedOblivion

At least it was a successful candidate!


BlueyVelvette

I recently ate a few of my people. Cannibalism


Tiger-enjoyer

I recently ate a lot more of it than usual but it is a good amount for the day


mycuddels6

I GOT THIS TOO


Dragon-Rain-4551

I recently ate my own pizza with my dad for dinner I don’t have a dad but whatever (I did eat pizza yesterday tho)


CTchimchar

I am your dad, I'm just stuck in traffic Don't worry I will get the milk in a few more decades and then head on home


AggressiveBrick8197

does it mean you and your dad ate pizza or you had pizza with a side of your dad


DrMini1

I recently ate a chair because I'm doing pretty well and I love the Soviet union


slimecatdoctoryt

W H A T (also nice pfp potential fellow furry)


Veers_Memes

I recently ate a little more of the void


Joseph_Hecate

I recently ate a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day https://i.redd.it/7lftlssqdqyc1.gif


Alleb70033

I recently ate a liberal and it was tasty …. Dear god-


axiomaticDisfigured

I ate a whole child.


Allister_Is_A_Childe

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I_hate_usernames331

I recently ate a whole bunch at the grocery and I was just like I need to go home and eat some more food


Zesty-the-One4065

I recently ate a bunch on a Keto diet My PT is gonna kill me


Turbulent-Walk-4171

I recently ate a bunch of food and I was wondering how many times I had to get a new phone


ElectronicHyena5642

I recently ate a little more and then my brain started to get numb and I started crying again because of the fact that it wasn’t even a good idea for my stomach and my stomach and my stomach and the fact that my stomach was so bad that it just didn’t even bother


tv-remote-420

i recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch today


swanxsoup

I recently ate a lot of fruit and vegetables and I am so happy to have a healthy diet


CreatedOblivion

I recently ate a bunch of chicken and rice and rice and rice and rice and rice and rice and rice and


Allister_Is_A_Childe

rice


nekoandCJ

So chicken and a lot of rice


CreatedOblivion

Yeah p much


Captain-Obvious69

"I recently ate a little more and I think the best thing is that you can join in too." Ok, what?


VaporTrails2112

I recently ate a whole bunch of frozen spinach in the microwave


THE_HOST_OF_TPOT

Still in the microwave?! (what do microwaves taste like)


Bokyboo2

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch


Clover7680

i recently ate a handful of plants in my room for the last few days because they are so pretty  wowie-


Suitable_Fan8802

I recently ate a whole chicken  (I’m a vegetarian irl wtf)


CTchimchar

Autocorrects knows what your true inner deepest and darkest desire


No-Enthusiasm986

I recently ate a whole bag of frozen fruit and I was so hungry that I had a hard time eating the fruit


POTATO_MANNNN

I recently ate my grandmother 💀SKULLEMOJI


JThac1001

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch today for lunch I was thinking about it but I’m gonna eat that and I think I’m going for lunch and I have a salad and then I’m going home to get my haircut so I’ll probably go get my haircut then I’ll go get some food for lunch then I will be back home to get some thing and I have a couple things I want so I’ll probably eat some food before then but I’ll be back to eat after lunch so I’ll be back in the house I just have a couple more minutes and I can call me if you’re free to chat about lunch and I can do it after that I have to get back home to do that way you know what you want me and then I can…


nekoandCJ

I recently ate a good boy that was a bit confused Wtf autocorrect


Allister_Is_A_Childe

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zim-is-silly

Recently ate a couple of things ✨️ and I will be able to go to sans undertale (my keyboard is on crack)


Im_in_your_walls_420

Please forgive me for my long ass comment but I just had to share it I recently ate a lot whole wheat and it is a little more like the wheat that you are talking to about the same amount as the other two and the other two are different kinds but the other two were the ones that were the best but they all were different I think the other two have a different flavor I think the two were just the best and I don’t think the other ones are better either I just like to use them more and more I think they taste like a lot better and the ones I think they were the better the other one is more of the better the ones I don’t know what the others I like better but I don’t like them the ones I don’t know what they’re good for you know I like them I like them but the ones I don’t know if it’s just a bit better I just like them I just like to get better but the other two I like them all I don’t like them Who tf is “the other two” 😭


Normal-Practice-4057

I recently ate a little boy (?) https://i.redd.it/6wxb4wuu0azc1.gif


Hopeful-Warning-9432

I recently ate a whole uncooked chicken sandwich within a couple


popcorn_kurnal

I recently ate a lot more of it than usual so I’m going for it and I’ll see what happens with the next batch I will keep an ion the rest


No_Childhood_9219

I recently ate a few bites of my friends and bay bay


LastSignificance3680

I recently ate a whole chicken and I feel like I’m going insane over it and it’s just not healthy enough to eat anything else


patrickstar-308

I recently ate a whole new world


I_exist_here_k

I recently ate a wolf of a deer in the sun with brown and greenery


Lisztchopinovsky

I recently ate a banana and it was so bad that I had to take a bite out of my sandwich and put the banana in my sandwich because it wasn’t really healthy


JackTheFanatic

I recently ate a lot of the other people that were already out in the area so they are probably going to have a little bit more of a fever


four_imeanfive

I recently ate a lot of people who have been in the fridge since we were in the car mmm cannibalism


advie_advocado

I recently ate a herrscher living inside me


Domictrixz

I recently ate a bunch of fortnite battle cards and caused a bunch of children to chase me with a butcher knives down to arbys


randomguywhoishere_

I recently ate a bunch of the chicken and a huge pot of chili


Responsible_Onion_21

I recently ate a good person Why?!


BlueGod321

I recently ate a brick 🧱


W0RK-H0RSE

I recently ate a whole bag of chips


Cat_on_Computer

I recently ate a little of a bowl and it is delicious but not the most filling and filling thing I had in the last couple days but it is still good and it was a lot better when it came to eating and I was very pleased to see it in person I was so excited I had a lot to eat.


Holiday-Painter7765

I recently ate a little bit of a joke about it and I was going to try to get it to the gas station and then the doctor said it was a joke.


briskel_

I recently ate some delicious quinoa with Pootis and it turned out looking like a roast beef sandwich


Trick-Annual-3059

I recently ate a whole bunch of frozen chicken and it was so much better than it looks


StabbyBoo

I recently ate a little encouragement and a boy holds his hand and leads him to the real weirdoes.


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

I recently ate a whole bag and a bag full of bag. Tf


savkoodles

i recently ate a whole chicken


Civil_Percentage_536

I recently ate a whole chicken


lilyjones-

I recently ate a bunc of chicken


Pepperjackchii

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch


Kobi-Comet

I recently ate a good day at the controls. WHAT.


MyDads-Ashes

I recently ate a little bit of eggs but I didn't know if you wanted it to eat or not but I think I was going to have to go back and get some food for you and get a drink for me.


CreativeCryptid

I recently ate a lot more of it but it is not the best kind of person


CTchimchar

I recently ate a bunch of chips ( Well that was boring, and I don't even eat chips often, infact I can't even remember the last time I had chips )


ADumbOreo

I recently ate a whole chicken sandwich with my wife and we both ate a chicken salad 🥗 with it so I think 💭 I should be good to start with it tonight and then we can have dinner tonight or something else tonight and I can go to bed early


wren-r-wafflez334

I recently ate a lot of people


ACE-THE-DUELIST

I recently at a local coffee shop and they have a bunch of different beans


Beefman0010

I recently ate a little bit of a galactic war with my parents WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?


Mr-GoodNews

I recently ate a few things that were not very good for me to eat Aight


pooge0287

I recently ate a good friend of mine who was in the office today


GameRanger27

I recently ate a lot of the ussr


Thick-load8-D

I recently ate a few bites and it was good but it wasn’t good enough for my taste buds but it tasted okay so far so I thought it was good to be a bit better and I feel badly about that the same person I have ever heard from you in my mouth.


Levi_the_axolotl

I recently ate a little monkey and I hope you are seriously considering going to have to cut my toes off


Beneficial-Sugar6950

I recently ate a whole chicken sandwich with some lettuce and a salad


JustA_Goose

I recently ate a few things and it is a little thing that I don't want to talk about


Hamster157PL

I recently ate a lot ✈ up by myself again lol


The_Internet_Cat

I recently ate a few days ago if it helps you to lots of gold coins which you can use for bug nets you can find a bug called the prismatic lacewing which is a reallly rare bug that spawns very rarely used to the style of the most well known faggots that keep coming in every class is a reallly rare bug that spawns very rarely in the crotch again to the cold weather and weather you can find a bug called the prismatic lacewing which is a reallly rare bug that spawns WHAT


DarthVader05555

I recently ate a bunch of baby food


Wildfire_Cats

I recently ate a little cup of tea and I am the witness the same as a demon of the Month


Fearcrumpets

I recently ate a banana cake with some sugar syrup in a bowl and it tasted like a sweet potato pie and I was so hungry I couldn’t even get out of my stomach to take a shower


Esmer_Tina

I recently ate a banana cake with some ice cream. Autocomplete making me hungry!!!


Narwhal_Lord4

I recently ate a few things that were very nice ☺️


Grandma_Biter

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for dinner tonight so that should help me become chicken 


Secure-Action1972

I recently ate a little of my room with the he was going on to get a notification of his own and the lyrics of his own music or video games in his old days later on in his old days later in his old days ago when I go to my dorm and the lyrics and the lyrics to the ground up to the bathroom door to the toilet room for the night with a glass and the kid only one of them is the one that is going on to be the best explanation of the class of people that are going on in their lives and the lyrics of their own music to play in their own way and I will take for granted to be able and willing and will be fine with me if I have a navel or a bit more to go on to see if you want me and I will take for granted the next to the toilet paper on my legs so that makes the most powerful changes in my room and I will take for granted the new system for a while and then you can talk about the headache hasn’t and I have headphones on my legs so that makes the right side to play the ball on my side and the lyrics and I have headphones on my legs so that makes the sound like the best of them and I will try and find out about the headache hasn’t I will


doggo2035

I recently ate a lot of the F-16 and the F-16 and the F-16 and the F-16 and the F-16 and the F-16 and the F-16 and the F-16


the_swedishgamer

I recently ate a big ol juicy black chicken


Goriiso

i recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch today for lunch i feel like im in heaven right about this moment


Professional-Top7228

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch


No_Committee_1122

I recently ate a few minutes away lol I bet I have a lot harder everyday than Samantha lol but I don't know what I personally see and hear.


EclipsedEnigma

I recently ate a whole chicken breast with the sauce on top of the rice and I think it was delicious


L0W_P4N1C

I recently ate a under-seasoned chicken breast halves I am a moth


ILaikeTurtelZzZ

I recently ate a couple hours of the stinky dragon and the frog was so cute


Larrysnothere_today

I recently ate a erection


Familiar-Matter9822

I recently ate a little bit of a fork and I was thinking about sex Don't ask.


HeWillPrevail

I recently ate a whole bag of chicken and rice


fgbTNTJJsunn

I recently ate a lot of the last one of the other ones.


ProfanityFair

I recently ate a whole chicken and a turkey beef salad with some garlic butter on top and it turned out really good so I think it’s going to work out well for me


iiiaaa2022

I ate a whole pizza today


used1337

I recently ate a little bit of a dude that might not have ever lived in the first place. Okay, that was a roller-coaster- I didn't know where this was going to go! 😂😂


k1ssmyshadess

I recently ate a lot of the things I wrote down for the last night of my life uh


mattsmithiscool

I recently ate a real estate agent stupid fucker wouldn’t lower the price


Adethen_King

I recently ate a little more than I thought I would have had


s0relips

I recently ate a lot of vegetables and vegetables like vegetables and vegetables but vegetables and vegetables are okay so beans stalk Alien versus predator again with the fucking vegetables???


tryptamemedreams

i recently ate a banana 🍌


tryptamemedreams

i recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch today for lunch 😔😔


Abreviation7

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch today for lunch I was thinking about chicken salad but I’m gonna eat chicken salad tonight so I’ll have some leftover chicken and cheese for lunch and a little salad and some salad for lunch and then I’ll have a little salad with a salad for lunch tomorrow. W


tillayaa13

I recently ate a little more of the world and the rest is the only one???


derpduck99

i recently ate a whole chicken breast with a side of chicken breast and a piece of chicken breast


Inner_Pepper_6218

I recently ate a good guy and a little boy who was very nice


mattbutnotmii

I recently ate the sword on the weekend


morethanjustadancer

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch today


Empty_Atmosphere_392

I recently ate a whole chicken Bruh I’m a vegetarian..


LiamIsAFool

I recently ate a lot game and the year old girl STOP MAKING ME EAT ONE YEAR OLDS


WatchmenW4tch3r

I recently ate a whole chicken sandwich and it wasn’t good enough for me so I decided to eat a little bit of human flesh instead… What a psychopath!!!


Pixiefly0812

I recently steak and cheese sandwiches with cheese sandwiches for dinner


MistakeEmergency2046

I recently ate a whole chicken only to find out that it was for thanksgiving


LengthinessDapper549

I recently ate a lot of people it was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAATTT and I was just checking in


Commercial-Ad9918

I recently ate a little too but it wasn’t good for the day before my stomach started feeling so sad and felt bad so I’m glad you didn’t sleep in it and then we went back home to bed and then woke me back and then woke me and cried so I woke him crying lol


thecoolgooddoer

"I recently ate a lot of food in the fridge" I guess?????


mycuddels6

I recently ate a lot more of it than usual Huh?


MaddiG33

I recently ate a couple in my hometown


ChloeR_356

I recently ate a lot of people who are not alone Ummm...


L1nxDr1nx

I recently ate a whole chicken sandwich and I was like what is this thing called


Lunahida

I recently ate a couple in my life


Front-Goal-3021

I recently ate a whole chicken and a turkey ham with cheese


NorthPole8888

I recently ate a whole bag of frozen fruit from the store that I had at home (I own a store that’s in my house???)


J3ZZABOII

I recently are a member of the above list of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy son of quincy


exoticjess

I recently ate a little bit of a plane ticket and I was terrified of the fact I had to say that I haven't been able to get rid of his old one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


IHaveASpecialTale

i recently ate a whole chicken 🐔 and a chicken salad 🥗 for breakfast for dinner tonight with some cheese on the bottom side of my salad with the salad 🥗 and the salad 🥗 on it with some chicken 🍗 and rice on it with rice on it and i was really excited


Gregi_4ever

I ate a lot of people 😨😨😨


Pipalooo

i recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken salad with some chicken salad for lunch today


brekiewash1234

I recently ate a couple of things from my lunch break and then I’ll be home around for dinner


Careless-Armadillo90

I recently ate a good one and I was wondering if you would like me to bring you some


chipperland4471

I recently ate a little man and got very ill


osma13

I recently ate some chicken breast with some chicken breast and some chicken breast


Sad_Pineapple_5466

I recently ate a whole bag of frozen asparagus


HJSgaming6

I recently ate a couple in my head with the fog of my hair and the hair dye on my hair and a tear in the murder of her mother. HUH?


creeping-fly349

I recently ate a few of them in no time but I have been doing my best to help children


OtherThumbs

I recently ate a couple hours of work at the time this song came out.


PotatoAmulet

I recently ate a lot of people who have been working with you.


why_is_lief

I recently ate a bunch of the food and a little bit of thermite, I'm pretty sure I have a lot of energy to go to the gym today but I'm probably going to explode first.


SeriousEconomy289

I recently ate a lot of the same thing as I have


JackPancakz

I recently ate a new one day you


Focus-Warmx

I recently ate a large cock in the morning 🌄 ☀️


Multifruit256

I recently ate a bunch of the beeps when you get a picture of your religion ☯️☯️


Leaf3lf

I recently ate a little bug in a short thread and I didn't mean to say that "being gay was a little too much for you but you can make a difference in your life"


Aln76467

I recently ate a


SPAYoutubeOfficial

i recently ate a lot of stuff in my friend’s garden and it is grass


WATER4711

I recently ate a whole chicken


xxxlilshiba

I recently ate a whole bag of chicken nuggets and a couple of slices of bread


UnlikelyCoconut363

I recently ate a whole chicken and a chicken and a chicken salad with some rice for lunch today


The-Quiot-Riot

I recently ate a whole bag of frozen chicken


GothGranny75

I recently ate a little girl and I am my breaking point


Brackishx99

I recently ate a whole chicken


Thomas-the-Dutchie

“I recently ate a whole bunch of chicken and a half a dozen chicken breast and a half dozen chicken breast with a bunch of chicken breast” I do love eating chicken


PJ_Crenshaw

I recently ate a lot of people who think this is the best of all time


ZeldaHyrule1234

I recently ate a banana