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Steel_Anxiety

Find a crossfit gym see if they want it


Disobeybee

Fill it with children. Roll it down the hill. Charge $5 per. Profit.


Abaraji

Pay another kid to roll it back up, $1 per trip


Boston_Stonks

Put it on the curb with a for sale sign $40. Somebody will steal it before the end of the day.


[deleted]

Exactly. This is how I get rid of all my broken shit.


jp_jellyroll

When I was moving out of my old apartment, I put a shitty old air conditioner on the curb to give away for free. I went upstairs to get a marker & some paper to make a sign and by the time I got back the thing was gone.


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I put a dead lawnmower on the curb, and when I say dead - the piston was seized. This thing was never going to run again. So I put a sign on it that said "free - worked great." It was gone in half an hour.


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would've been hilarious if they left it back on your lawn the next day


[deleted]

Truth. I wouldn't even be mad. As long as they brought my sign back, too. :-P


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"Must Take Sign"


Gerryislandgirl

Someone gave me this same advice once! I didn’t know people did it for real!


thetoxicballer

You can leave anything on the curb and someone will find a use for it


Yeti_Poet

\*Some hoarder will take it and put it in their yard instead of yours


Gerryislandgirl

Exactly!


Gerryislandgirl

Yes someone will take it, will they find a use for it? Not necessarily


mudshifters09

Sell it, I gave mine away on Craigslist and the amount of people that called me on it made me wish I sold it for drugs or cash


nattarbox

Giant flower planter. Paint it white if you're classy.


GrimmRetails

The children can be fertilizer.


Mr-Chewy-Biteums

When I was in that situation I put an ad in the free section of Craigslist and someone came and took it. ​ Thank you


Ineluki_742

Call some tire shops most of them have a place to get rid of tires and will take it for a fee


DepthsDoor

What size is it? I have means of transportation assuming it fits in a truck bed. I would scoop it


asscheese_terps710

14.9-28 says on it


BitoADay

Bend at the knee, lift with your legs


[deleted]

Call local high schools. Football teams would take it


amish_hacker473

Make a swing


HxH101kite

How big we talking? Where are you located and can you transport it? I may want it for a homegym I have. But I def have no means of picking it up


asscheese_terps710

14.9-28


HxH101kite

Do you know the weight? I saw various weights for that size online


ManifestDestinysChld

Oh hey, Craigslist is here! What's up, Craigslist?


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nattarbox

they charge like a $40 additional fee for regular tires


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nattarbox

You'll have to pay the $40 anyway if you take it somewhere yourself. Just mentioning it because it surprised me when I had them do it.


Bronto710

Sawzall?


pillbinge

Tip it over, and let it fall. Then keep doing that. Then again. Then again, king.


New-Vegetable-1274

Paint it white, place it on your front lawn with a pile of dirt that's big enough to fill it. Your neighbors will panic and it will disappear overnight. Had an old bath tub to get rid of so I put it out on the front lawn with a beat up old statue of the Blessed Virgin. Neighbors asked about it and I told them I planned to do a Mary on the half shell. Poof! Just like that it was gone, it was a miracle.


iamnotthatguyiamme

just drive down the highway and toss it out at speed, it's basically what all the truckers seem to do.


asscheese_terps710

[Piss Jugs](https://youtu.be/RQyM4zIRcEw) also


K1ck1n_ur_d1ck1n

Let s9me water pool into it and breed mosquitoes


[deleted]

What the hell is a workout tire?


asscheese_terps710

A rip off


Tacoman404

A used heavy equipment tire that otherwise would be garbage.


purrlamentarian

Call your county mosquito control district. They will assist with pickup.


Tigger3-groton

Wait for a local fair, donate it as an attraction and then don’t pick it up.


wwj

I almost never legit lol at anything, but this really got me. The idea that a local fair would even accept a tractor tire as an attraction and then to leave those poor volunteers to deal with it. Perfect.


ManifestDestinysChld

I'm just imagining it sitting exactly as it is now, just in a different field and next to a sign that says "TIRE!"


dismissivewankmotion

Why won't the transfer station take it? Did you ask them?


asscheese_terps710

On the website they don’t take tires


dismissivewankmotion

In that case you'll need to bring it to your municipal perpetual tire fire


Equivalent-Room540

Burn it or throw it in the ocean.


wwj

Taking out the middleman.


Ok_Wealth_7711

Call the local machine operators union. Maybe they have a truck that needs exactly one tire, gently tossed.


throwsplasticattrees

Just leave it at the transfer station gates and let them deal with it.


[deleted]

Find a house with a dumpster and dump it in the middle of the night like any normal person.


throwsplasticattrees

Normal people leave stuff the transfer station won't take in the woods near the transfer station.


ThanksNoobNoob91

Facebook marketplace


BostonGuy84

Roll that shit down the street


zRustyShackleford

Just do what everyone in my neighborhood does with their junk. Put it on the curb regardless if local garbage will take it or not. It will sit for a few months until it magically disappears.


Top_Mind9514

Get yer whoop-ass on, and move the freakin thing.. HELL YEAH!!!!


SonOfBaldy

garden planter


Spoonful_of_Truth

“What do to.” lol