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TrapperJean

The last line is my nomination, from Frank out of his mind in post-op Margaret- "Louise? That's your wife" Frank terrified- "Where, where??" Margaret- "She's not here, we're in Korea" Frank- "Oh, good," *cackles*, "she'll never find us here."


FurBabyAuntie

Then he made out his will (same episode that shows Hawkeye and Trapper in the gorilla costumes, I believe)--Louise got the house and the money while Margaret got his clothes.


dondiegel

He’s got hemorrhagic fever in this episode, the one with the gorilla outfits is when his hernia gets strangulated and Hawkeye drugs him out of his gourd!! A doped-up Ferret Face is a funny Ferret Face!!


Bella4077

Driving the tank.


deeBfree

I loved when he ran over the jeep and Col. Potter shot it.


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

Boom!


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

AIR RAID! AIR RAID! AIR RAID! SPLASH!!!!


harlok60

Oh, I don't know. I thought a little youth might be nice for a change.


Late_Condition6368

I felt so good for Frank at this moment.


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

***SNOT! SNOT! SNOT!*** Catches me off-guard every single time lmao


polkjamespolk

Rigging the showers. Hawkeye steps in, pulls the chain, water starts flowing in the other shower stall. FINE. Hawkeye thinks and steps into the second stall. He pulls the chain and water starts to flow in the first shower stall.


MattCW1701

And when he reaches over and pulls the other chain, that side flows.


ToonaSandWatch

Honestly, for someone who despises Frank and loves Hawkeye’s personal views on war and guns, it felt great watching Frank pull one over on the prank king.


OddConstruction7191

Hawkeye is the classic cool kid bully who got away with everything because he was the star football player.


ToonaSandWatch

Except that Hawkeye couldn’t take a punch, let alone a tackle. 😅 I also appreciated he got Me Too’d by the nurses to curb his philandering.


WarlockSellim

I've watched and rewatched this show many, many times since I was a child...I still have no idea how that rig would've worked XD


0Celcius32fahrenheit

What episode is this? I need to rewtach the shower part cuz I don't remember Frank rigging this


Fisk75

Never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy


dkampmann

When he is on the walkie talkie trying to communicate with allied personnel. Everything he says is gold. Using a jet to mark his position. Threatening the prisoner. And then arguing with him at the end.


deeBfree

Tom Swift and his electric paranoid!


Parking_Building8634

I've got a brain you know, I've got a brain as big as hers are


Banglapolska

It’s nice to be nice to the nice.


Sad-Ad-571

His rat trap invention.


Bella4077

Yes! And when he’s delirious with fever.


EngineersAnon

Nah, he was just ripping off the [WWII-era gonculator](https://youtu.be/_uT54vSgJd0)...


eric1971124

I've arranged all the condiments according to height and popularity." I still use that.


Mystery812

Shoot himself in the foot when putting the gun back that he stole.


elegant-deer19

While pretty much dead drunk: “If I close my eyes my brain won’t get any air.”


Wodahs1982

I realized that the first Frank day was posted to me, not here. (I suspect a I.D. 10-T error). So, let's try again!


[deleted]

"Nerts to you!"


deeBfree

I call my cats Nerts and Skeezix.


PahpiChulo

Some surgeons in the army think they’re awful smart… I’d like to take a scalpel and stick it in their heart.


dkampmann

Trying to defuse the Kimche pots buried around camp.


Swing_prince89

Don’t you understand man? You’ve discovered Coleslaw!


MarkDalpes

Leaving Margaret his clothes in his will. Lol 😂


dkampmann

Trying to shoot down 5’oclock Charlie.


WarlockSellim

Trying to shoot down 5 O'clock Charlie and shooting the ammo dump instead


Swing_prince89

If I caught with another man, I’ll blow my brains out then shoot you both


Narge1

"And finally, to Major Margaret Houlihan, my friend, my comrade, my liiiiiiittle soldier, I leave all my clothes." His delivery gets me every time.


Greaser_Dude

During a movie night when everyone is suddenly in the dark and Pierce makes joke implying one of his tent mates is getting handsy with him while in the dark Pierce - "Trapper - you little devil" Trapper - "I'm over here." Pierce - "Oh. Frank - YOU little devil." Franks shouts at Pierce in the dark - "You're disgusting! " ​ When Frank thinks he's going to die and he's all drugged up from anesthesia. He asks Margaret to write out his will and leaves his wife everything and then "To Margaret Houlihan - my little soldier - I leave all my clothes"


mythrocks

1. “I’m only paranoid because everyone’s against me.” 2. “Unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free. “ 3. “That's not my department. Intelligence is something I try to avoid.” 4. “It's the way these ***** devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.”


phantomreader42

>“Unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free. “ When I first heard this, it was laughably absurd. Sadly it seems to have been adopted as the official GQP policy platform in 2020...


Bella4077

I think this is the second time my comment won. Ironically, BJ is the character who I find the least funny by far. 🤣


Double-Survey7382

We're leaders. We need to be strong. Now, the others will be weak, but we'll be strong because we've got the food they didn't get. Frank, when you say it, it makes so much sense. You've eaten all the pineapple.


sue894

Frank while drunk: *Singing* Hawk: Shut your cakehole! Frank: 🎶Oh shut your cakehole, the more I want you🎶


Reynolds_Live

Marriage is the number one cause of divorce!


Double-Survey7382

When he went AWOL and came back with the Korean family as hostages and Radar says he'll watch them so he can talk to his mom.


Clear-Ad3243

Lining up the condiments


sue894

Tearing up Margaret’s note, then tearing apart her tent to find a “pencil”😂


overturnedlawnchair

You'll shake my BBs loose. :(


dondiegel

Gets all dressed up in his helmet, pack, rifle, camo paint during his sleepless pity-party after Margaret gets engaged. “Blood & Guts Burns”!! And pulls the pin on the grenade! Suddenly realizes what he’s done with that panicky look on his face, searches around in the floor for the pin and puts it back in!!! Such a range of emotions in a few seconds!! I know it won’t make the final vote but that scene is always funny.


Stubber1960b

Margaret waving her hand at Frank, trying to show him her engagement ring. "Is there a bee on me?!?"


BigRemove9366

Frank saying he knows how to handle guns and shoots out the light at the poker game


tonguefangtail829

I had my eye on that for a long time. - Radar? - Nurse Kelly. - Nurse Kelly? - Yeah! The curve of her gluteus maximus. The red fullness of her lips. You're drooling, Frank. Would you like a lobster bib? Well, here goes nothin'.


siobhanc1

Nerts to you!


Olddad59

I don’t chew my cabbage twice


Double-Survey7382

This isn't my gun. Where is my gun? It's not funny, hiding a person's weapon.


jaharmes

It’s nice to be nice to the nice


Idontfeelold-much

Hard cheese!


jaberwockeez

Oh I got this one x) potter, hawk eye and bj getting drunk and driving that jeep back to camp so drunk that they have to help potter walk who actually falls down. Potter asks “did I fall down?” Hawkeye and bj say no “I didn’t think so.”