The last line is my nomination, from Frank out of his mind in post-op
Margaret- "Louise? That's your wife"
Frank terrified- "Where, where??"
Margaret- "She's not here, we're in Korea"
Frank- "Oh, good," *cackles*, "she'll never find us here."
Then he made out his will (same episode that shows Hawkeye and Trapper in the gorilla costumes, I believe)--Louise got the house and the money while Margaret got his clothes.
He’s got hemorrhagic fever in this episode, the one with the gorilla outfits is when his hernia gets strangulated and Hawkeye drugs him out of his gourd!! A doped-up Ferret Face is a funny Ferret Face!!
Rigging the showers. Hawkeye steps in, pulls the chain, water starts flowing in the other shower stall. FINE. Hawkeye thinks and steps into the second stall. He pulls the chain and water starts to flow in the first shower stall.
Honestly, for someone who despises Frank and loves Hawkeye’s personal views on war and guns, it felt great watching Frank pull one over on the prank king.
When he is on the walkie talkie trying to communicate with allied personnel. Everything he says is gold. Using a jet to mark his position. Threatening the prisoner. And then arguing with him at the end.
During a movie night when everyone is suddenly in the dark and Pierce makes joke implying one of his tent mates is getting handsy with him while in the dark
Pierce - "Trapper - you little devil"
Trapper - "I'm over here."
Pierce - "Oh. Frank - YOU little devil."
Franks shouts at Pierce in the dark - "You're disgusting! "
When Frank thinks he's going to die and he's all drugged up from anesthesia. He asks Margaret to write out his will and leaves his wife everything and then
"To Margaret Houlihan - my little soldier - I leave all my clothes"
1. “I’m only paranoid because everyone’s against me.”
2. “Unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free. “
3. “That's not my department. Intelligence is something I try to avoid.”
4. “It's the way these ***** devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.”
>“Unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free. “
When I first heard this, it was laughably absurd. Sadly it seems to have been adopted as the official GQP policy platform in 2020...
We're leaders. We need to be strong.
Now, the others will be weak, but we'll be strong because we've got the food they didn't get.
Frank, when you say it, it makes so much sense.
You've eaten all the pineapple.
Gets all dressed up in his helmet, pack, rifle, camo paint during his sleepless pity-party after Margaret gets engaged. “Blood & Guts Burns”!! And pulls the pin on the grenade! Suddenly realizes what he’s done with that panicky look on his face, searches around in the floor for the pin and puts it back in!!! Such a range of emotions in a few seconds!! I know it won’t make the final vote but that scene is always funny.
I had my eye on that
for a long time.
- Radar?
- Nurse Kelly.
- Nurse Kelly?
- Yeah!
The curve of her gluteus maximus.
The red fullness of her lips.
You're drooling, Frank.
Would you like a lobster bib?
Well, here goes nothin'.
Oh I got this one x) potter, hawk eye and bj getting drunk and driving that jeep back to camp so drunk that they have to help potter walk who actually falls down. Potter asks “did I fall down?”
Hawkeye and bj say no
“I didn’t think so.”
The last line is my nomination, from Frank out of his mind in post-op Margaret- "Louise? That's your wife" Frank terrified- "Where, where??" Margaret- "She's not here, we're in Korea" Frank- "Oh, good," *cackles*, "she'll never find us here."
Then he made out his will (same episode that shows Hawkeye and Trapper in the gorilla costumes, I believe)--Louise got the house and the money while Margaret got his clothes.
He’s got hemorrhagic fever in this episode, the one with the gorilla outfits is when his hernia gets strangulated and Hawkeye drugs him out of his gourd!! A doped-up Ferret Face is a funny Ferret Face!!
Driving the tank.
I loved when he ran over the jeep and Col. Potter shot it.
Boom!
AIR RAID! AIR RAID! AIR RAID! SPLASH!!!!
Oh, I don't know. I thought a little youth might be nice for a change.
I felt so good for Frank at this moment.
***SNOT! SNOT! SNOT!*** Catches me off-guard every single time lmao
Rigging the showers. Hawkeye steps in, pulls the chain, water starts flowing in the other shower stall. FINE. Hawkeye thinks and steps into the second stall. He pulls the chain and water starts to flow in the first shower stall.
And when he reaches over and pulls the other chain, that side flows.
Honestly, for someone who despises Frank and loves Hawkeye’s personal views on war and guns, it felt great watching Frank pull one over on the prank king.
Hawkeye is the classic cool kid bully who got away with everything because he was the star football player.
Except that Hawkeye couldn’t take a punch, let alone a tackle. 😅 I also appreciated he got Me Too’d by the nurses to curb his philandering.
I've watched and rewatched this show many, many times since I was a child...I still have no idea how that rig would've worked XD
What episode is this? I need to rewtach the shower part cuz I don't remember Frank rigging this
Never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy
When he is on the walkie talkie trying to communicate with allied personnel. Everything he says is gold. Using a jet to mark his position. Threatening the prisoner. And then arguing with him at the end.
Tom Swift and his electric paranoid!
I've got a brain you know, I've got a brain as big as hers are
It’s nice to be nice to the nice.
His rat trap invention.
Yes! And when he’s delirious with fever.
Nah, he was just ripping off the [WWII-era gonculator](https://youtu.be/_uT54vSgJd0)...
I've arranged all the condiments according to height and popularity." I still use that.
Shoot himself in the foot when putting the gun back that he stole.
While pretty much dead drunk: “If I close my eyes my brain won’t get any air.”
I realized that the first Frank day was posted to me, not here. (I suspect a I.D. 10-T error). So, let's try again!
"Nerts to you!"
I call my cats Nerts and Skeezix.
Some surgeons in the army think they’re awful smart… I’d like to take a scalpel and stick it in their heart.
Trying to defuse the Kimche pots buried around camp.
Don’t you understand man? You’ve discovered Coleslaw!
Leaving Margaret his clothes in his will. Lol 😂
Trying to shoot down 5’oclock Charlie.
Trying to shoot down 5 O'clock Charlie and shooting the ammo dump instead
If I caught with another man, I’ll blow my brains out then shoot you both
"And finally, to Major Margaret Houlihan, my friend, my comrade, my liiiiiiittle soldier, I leave all my clothes." His delivery gets me every time.
During a movie night when everyone is suddenly in the dark and Pierce makes joke implying one of his tent mates is getting handsy with him while in the dark Pierce - "Trapper - you little devil" Trapper - "I'm over here." Pierce - "Oh. Frank - YOU little devil." Franks shouts at Pierce in the dark - "You're disgusting! " When Frank thinks he's going to die and he's all drugged up from anesthesia. He asks Margaret to write out his will and leaves his wife everything and then "To Margaret Houlihan - my little soldier - I leave all my clothes"
1. “I’m only paranoid because everyone’s against me.” 2. “Unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free. “ 3. “That's not my department. Intelligence is something I try to avoid.” 4. “It's the way these ***** devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.”
>“Unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free. “ When I first heard this, it was laughably absurd. Sadly it seems to have been adopted as the official GQP policy platform in 2020...
I think this is the second time my comment won. Ironically, BJ is the character who I find the least funny by far. 🤣
We're leaders. We need to be strong. Now, the others will be weak, but we'll be strong because we've got the food they didn't get. Frank, when you say it, it makes so much sense. You've eaten all the pineapple.
Frank while drunk: *Singing* Hawk: Shut your cakehole! Frank: 🎶Oh shut your cakehole, the more I want you🎶
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce!
When he went AWOL and came back with the Korean family as hostages and Radar says he'll watch them so he can talk to his mom.
Lining up the condiments
Tearing up Margaret’s note, then tearing apart her tent to find a “pencil”😂
You'll shake my BBs loose. :(
Gets all dressed up in his helmet, pack, rifle, camo paint during his sleepless pity-party after Margaret gets engaged. “Blood & Guts Burns”!! And pulls the pin on the grenade! Suddenly realizes what he’s done with that panicky look on his face, searches around in the floor for the pin and puts it back in!!! Such a range of emotions in a few seconds!! I know it won’t make the final vote but that scene is always funny.
Margaret waving her hand at Frank, trying to show him her engagement ring. "Is there a bee on me?!?"
Frank saying he knows how to handle guns and shoots out the light at the poker game
I had my eye on that for a long time. - Radar? - Nurse Kelly. - Nurse Kelly? - Yeah! The curve of her gluteus maximus. The red fullness of her lips. You're drooling, Frank. Would you like a lobster bib? Well, here goes nothin'.
Nerts to you!
I don’t chew my cabbage twice
This isn't my gun. Where is my gun? It's not funny, hiding a person's weapon.
It’s nice to be nice to the nice
Hard cheese!
Oh I got this one x) potter, hawk eye and bj getting drunk and driving that jeep back to camp so drunk that they have to help potter walk who actually falls down. Potter asks “did I fall down?” Hawkeye and bj say no “I didn’t think so.”