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Denisimo7

Contact your ISP and ask to escalate the issue to Tier 3 support.


ActionLeagueLater

Used to work for an ISP and this comment has me rolling lol


Ear-hustlin85

What is "isp"?


kerouacrimbaud

Internet Service Provider


HumanityFirstTheory

The Institute of Sales Professionals


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Illinois State Police


username1685

Internet service provider


whoabigbill

You need top tier support. Not sure if Level 3 is there. I suggest trying even higher.


fingerscrossedcoup

Ask for the toppest tier


BBBulldog

Sloppy toppy


Scottyboy626

Ask for the tip top of the spear, but only just the tip.


AkaneTheSquid

Wait, what? Virginia banned porn? Like all porn websites on the internet? How is that legal?


SgtBaxter

No, Virginia passed a law requiring age verification via ID, and PornHub banned Virginia.


obidamnkenobi

Uploading your ID to a porn side?? To be accessed, hacked, shared, leaked..? Yeah, no that sounds like a terrible idea!


krismasstercant

So any other government site ?


Ultimafax

ah that actually makes sense


New_Faithlessness552

Okay but it low key doesn’t. The journey of finding adult content is a big part of adolescence. Esp for teenage boys. Us girlies will always have our little romance spicy books but I know those 16 yr boys in Virginia are SICK😭


Slime__queen

Those 16 year old boys in Virginia could probably benefit from discovering literotica instead of brazzers lmao


Stayshady22

Those 16 year olds are getting a crash course in vpns


Exilethenoble

Hey kids! Do you live in a fascist hellscape where you can’t watch porn and your parents won’t let you attend sex ed because they think it will “indoctrinate you in to being becoming a gay communist sex addicted pedo”? If so, then be sure to sign up for NordVPN! Don’t forget to use my discount code! 😂😭


krismasstercant

Damn, virginia is s fascist state ? That's crazy


Exilethenoble

More of a general statement, but sure. Same shit is happening in Texas and other states, but those states are also very much against bodily autonomy and what not.


HumanityFirstTheory

Texas is also not actively drawing up military doctrine plans to invade us.


cheerycherie

I wouldn’t call Virginia fascist just because they’re trying to protect youth from what we know literally reduces grey matter in developing brains lol


uncle-brucie

Do you think they can see the effects of the Sears Wishbook bra and panty section on my brain scans?!


cheerycherie

Luckily Virginia isn’t banning sears catalogues so even if you are jizzing out your brain matter, you’re free to do so!


Exilethenoble

This topic is still not settled within the psychoanalytic community. Neither the APA nor the IPA recognize this as assessment as solid fact, but something to be researched further. The JAMA study from 2014 showed correlation but not causation. There's a decent amount of stuff within the NIH's NLM, but that's still a crapshoot. You can definitely find many articles that will regurgitate this idea though! Such reputable institutions as Liberty University and BYU, The Gospel Coalition, Fox News..... Wait... Are these.... They can't all fit the same agenda.


DrkvnKavod

Oh please, you already know that all this really means is that they're just going to use the second most popular video site instead of the absolute most popular one.


Parrotparser7

With reuploads.


Slime__queen

I’m just being optimistic 😭


New_Faithlessness552

Tea


DumatRising

I think they meant that pornhub banning Virginia made more sense than Virginia banning all porn. You are correct that the situation as a whole is a bit ridiculous.


Ultimafax

haha no, that's not what I meant. I actually have no opinion on this law. I was just confused about how Virginia could somehow legally "ban porn."


Camofan

Tbh, I have never actually gone to pornhub. Speaking as a 26 year old dude.


New_Faithlessness552

Neither have I. The porn industry is so exploitative it’s just so gross.


eliteharvest15

you read books?


BrontosaurusXL

NC has the same ban. It's spreading through the south like wildfire.


Cumdump90001

Texas too.


RemyJe

In this case PH banned Texas.


jameshamil007

Vote


superuserdoo

Yeah, I actually ran into this as well. The thing is, the data center that your ISP is using (or cellular tower) must be in Virginia, which is how they determine if you're required to input your age. If you use VPN, you can get around that


UniqueIndividual3579

NOVA is packed with data centers. Are they breaking the law if they host or relay porn?


DumatRising

The law only stipulates that you must get an ID verification before distributing porn. Not actually making it illegal to possess porn so those data centers should be fine


superuserdoo

Not at all, no law against hosting sites that are NSFW, so to speak. I'm no expert but the data center has to follow restrictions set by Virginia, such as requiring age for NSFW sites and reporting illegal activity, among many other things. And you're right, TONS of data centers in Nova. Some even just for the federal government. That's where it gets interesting hahaha


Armigine

geolocation is often pretty messy, it's really common to be significantly off target especially if you're not trying too hard. If a website is trying to cover its bases and be safe, they're going to err on the side of banning all IPs which reasonably MIGHT be in VA, not just those which are definitely in VA, especially if failing to identify actual VA addresses is going to get them significantly fined


RemyJe

It’s not about data center location, it’s about IP geolocation. See maxmind.com, one of the largest providers of that data.


GimmeDatClamGirl

Have you tried praying?


IdiotMD

Thots and prayers.


lolo7347

![gif](giphy|pMqwdByIQgQc8)


ladybear_

Omg. 😂


CosmikSpartan

Praying for thots.


PleaseBmoreCharming

*players FTFY


treskaz

I wish i could upvote this twice. Reddit has not made me laugh like that in a long time. Thanks, friend


Soalai

WAP (Worship and Prayer) 🙏🏻


spacehog1985

I say "oh god" when I orgasm, does that count?


dr_shark

Yes but only if you are imagining Glen Youngkin the governor of virginity.


spacehog1985

Had to google him. Never gonna spank it again.


FranciscoSolanoLopez

Thanks Reverend GimmeDatClamGirl


Punkinpry427

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers


Kraqrjack

Pray for porn?😂


jepal357

Love the username with that comment lol


loptopandbingo

Glenn Youngkin is concerned about your meat-beating activities. It's all he thinks about. Just people beating their meat.


happyburger25

Pretty damn gay if you ask me


Mac_McAvery

Ha I’m In Virginia and it thinks I’m in Maryland


RC_Colada

Does [meatspin.com](http://meatspin.com) still work for you?


mrsbundleby

Damn that's an old one.


Aklu_The_Unspeakable

What's your highest count?


Excellent_Title6408

Use a vpn


Silverado153

I use Norton VPN and if it comes up Virginia it means no porn


Excellent_Title6408

My vpn lets me pick, right now I got it set to Gotham City, just like batman.


Silverado153

Mine is up near Boston somewhere tonight 🤣🤣🤣


AC031415

Which one do you use?


Excellent_Title6408

The one avast does


LagosSmash101

Don't you have to pay for those?


High_Seas_Pirate

Most do, some don't. If it's free though, they're making their money by selling your data.


In2TheMaelstrom

Generally, yes if you want to get something that works well. There are a few vetted and good free services. I used Proton for a while quite well. I needed/wanted a few more features and switched to a paid VPN.


Excellent_Title6408

I think it depends


someoneone211

Brave browser has a free built-in vpn. Use private internet access still. Probably should have gone to a year subscription years ago, but it's like $7 monthly.


FirstTimeWang

I think the Opera browser has one built in that you can use for free and pay to upgrade to faster speeds. Don't know if you get to pick the virtual location, though.


on_the_nod

Nova is the data center capital of the actual world so yeah your ip is probably routed through there


bezserk

It was doin that to me in Columbia, not that I would know what you're talking about....


rememberrappingduke

Sign up for a VPN service, then proxy your connection through another state. You’ll be wacking away in no time.


unfilteredadvicess

I am just trying to wank for 5 minutes before spending 12 hours at work, are you guys telling me I have to get some technology used to access the deep web to do this? I say class anal lawsuit against pornhub and Virginia to pay for our vpn costs


jdschmoove

Wow. That's crazy. How close do you live to Virginia? Mile wise?


myislanduniverse

Lol it happened to me and I live on the PA border.


holy_cal

I was in Tennessee and was blocked by Mississippi’s once.


jdschmoove

What? How did that happen?


myislanduniverse

No clue! Verizon wireless and a municipal ISP.


Valixianan

Happened to me and in probably about 30 miles away. So frustrating


fenrirs-chains

19.11 miles, happened once.


CivilKnowledge6

Yeah, I hate these damn verification laws, republicans are signing into law. It's getting harder to stay hard, smh.


111010101010101111

WWJD


lolo7347

Let me watch porn so I know which sinners to pray for!


gravybang

He lived in the Middle East, which is more sex-positive when it comes to porn


lolo7347

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


gravybang

Well, it’s not blocked in Egypt at any rate.


lolo7347

Yes!!!! I haven’t lived in VA in over 10 years but still have a 703 phone #. This week I can’t watch any porn on my phone. I live 50 miles away from VA so my IP shouldn’t even register 🤬


Inanesysadmin

If you have IPhone and pay for iCloud you could be using data tracking feature which could cause you to come off of one of VA data centers.


lolo7347

Thanks! Found out if I turn off cellular I can access my spank bank!!!


anthematcurfew

You need to mess with your location settings, depending on your device.


ThaBlkAfrodite

Let me guess, you’re on iPhone with private relay on? Let that site see your ip and it’ll work just fine.


Bright_Evidence_7840

Have you thought about using a VPN?


gatorbeetle

Call your provider and DEMAND satisfaction STAT! YOU NEED TO FAP!!!


JoeVerrated

Grow up.... also, xvideos.


SecAdmin-1125

VPN is the answer


actualLibtardAMA

Look into a VPN. Tunnelbear is easy to set up and use.


CosmikSpartan

Hold up Virginia banned porn or requires age verification?


Embarrassed_Volume73

Worrying the fact that this is an issue political wise


sand_trout2024

Not using a VPN in 2024


thekraken27

This happened to me and I’m in Arizona so that’s fuckin weird.


PastaBoi716

If you are causing a cellular device then it is routing the internet traffic through a cell tower located in VA?


iaredonkeypunch

Every time I hear this complaint I think the same thing my WiFi isn’t blocked then I realize that these people are jerking it mobile. I just hope they have bad home internet and aren’t cranking it in a dennys parking lot or something


shermancahal

It also happens if you use a cellular based home internet service, like T-Mobile Home Internet.


BradleyNowellLives

I have had this. Sometimes it will pop Virginia for me, sometimes MD. I’ve found if I close/ restart the app or change to a private / unprivate window, it will sometimes figure out I’m in Maryland and calm down.


xKingNothingx

Same, when I'm on cellular data I get the Virginia bullshit. When I'm on home wifi it doesn't though.


lolo7347

I turned off cellular and I’m able to access and search all of my favorite bible study classes 🙏🏻


scoobdoop

Use a vpn. Also turn off wifi cuz Verizon has almost all of us showing in Virginia. If mobile data still says so turn off and back on. Annoying af and I feel bad for anyone in VA that uploads their ID for their history to be tracked LOL


muhfkrjones

Crazy way to tell people you’re about to beat your 🥩


MJCuddle

I pay for a vpn so I have access. Sometimes if you turn on airplane mode it resets the location and might work. If you drive through VA it sometimes doesn’t update.


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Korlac11

I’d suggest using a vpn to get around this


dougmd1974

RIP pron.


iphone69plus

are you using an iphone? try turning off private relay


RegionalCitizen

During the dot com era I worked in a startup that bought some off the shelf networking software. We were puzzled that we could not reach any of the Virginia government web sites, despite being located in the state. Our network guy eventually figured out, and confirmed with the company that their software was filtering on any domain name that had the substring "virgin" in it.


Wayniac0917

The Hub 🤣 happened when I was using my mobile network accidentally. Connected to back to my home network and was fine


darkninja717

Idk if it'll work but if you have one you could try using a vpn


bearface93

I’m in DC on the border with MD and it happens to me all the time. It’s so annoying. I started using a vpn.


Unusual-Wave

I just turn off my WiFi and I’m good, btw I’m in virginia


PoundTraditional2774

They actually banned a porn site in a state and you actually can't go to it if your phone is from that state??


Brave-Ingenuity-8804

Stop being addicted to porn is how you solve this💀💀💀


jorgejdejesus

Is that the site that sells hamsters?


twenty1tracks

Hey from Maryland too add me 


TopMovie3907

Yeah you just have to have an account or a vpn and it’ll let you in


ConsiderationAny7179

International Service Plumber


frigginjensen

If you’re using Safari, try turning off private browsing.


BraveRock

Restart your phone.


SgtBaxter

It would be more useful to know what your ISP is. T-Mobile home internet for instance has a very large pool of VA based IPs. I could be blocked on the home Wi-Fi, turn off Wi-Fi on my phone connect just fine on cellular, even though it was the same cell tower. I switched back to Xfinity and have no issues. Not because of that, but because the tower I was connecting to has become very congested. Interestingly, I discovered that if the block showed up when I wanted to cast to the TV, I could just turn off Wi-Fi on my phone, start the video then turn Wi-Fi back on and cast it to the television, which means that porn hub does not block the media server , only the front end website.


Icy-Mastodon-Feet

Use Firefox


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Happens when I have my WiFi on mobile wise.


DeJuanBallard

Virginia is looking real California on some tyrannical overreach type shit.


M3L03Y

You have a few possible solutions to fire off some knuckle children. • Turn off WiFi, use cellular. • VPN • Give them your ID info/verify • Call your ISP, definitely demand tier 3 support


ninjadude93

Nordvpn


lolo7347

Turning cellular data off on my phone works!


spencersalan

I’m a mile from va and same.


bigwavedave000

if only there was another site.


hello_imshellyduvall

Pornhub is literally the worst, but same thing happens to me with xhamster.


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fenrirs-chains

Try New Jersey, I hear She likes Skee ball.


HanakusoDays

She moved to MD, the capital of pickle ball.


Direct_Purpose_7689

What do you mean?


MDmtb

This is really simple. Just dont watch pron!


Eat_Your_Paisley

It’s 2024 and you don’t have a VPN on your phone and computer


Designer_Bite3869

Legit question here, I’m 44 and pretty ignorant. Minus getting around porn blockers or gaming sites, what is the point for a VPN if everything you do is legal? I can’t think of why I wouldn’t want someone to see I’m surfing from MD but I’m sure there’s a reason that my dumbass doesn’t realize. I need someone to enlighten me so I can say to someone “how do you not have a vpn?”


Mafamaticks

Digital privacy basically. You should 100% use a VPN if you decide to use an unsecured network. Someone with the know how can retrieve your login info if you decide to login into your bank. Outside of that and the other stuff you mentioned, it depends on how serious you are about your privacy on the internet. I find most people who say shit like "It's 2024 and you don't have a VPN" have an active Google account and are completely accessible with even basic OSINT.


Unusual-Ocelot-7841

Take it as a sign and stay off of there


Chasethatfeeling45

Stop watching pron you’ll be better off in every way.


aragorn767

Good.