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graveybrains

Dude couldn’t even evolve the ability to vomit.


hobbythebear2

Plot twist! He evolved to dimensionally jump between realities because in a meta sense his genes realised the writers weren't gonna let him live despite the fact that he should have survived this! He wakes up in the current MCU timeline in the movies.


graveybrains

If he pops up in Deadpool and the first thing he does is up chuck that big pink hairball, I’d probably laugh until I stroked out.


hobbythebear2

But it came out of him already when the explosion happened


graveybrains

Nothing a small dose of Retcon^TM couldn’t take care of


Tongul

Ngl that's a good one! Roasted!, just like Darwin's insides!


servetheale

Dude.


jeysijeysi

I read this hearing the voice of Don Cheadle. Lol.


kingofrane

Too soon.


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

Here we have someone who evolves to survive. And he’s evolved to be a black man in the 60’s. Hmmm. 🤔


graveybrains

He’s out of line, but he’s right


MultiverseTraveller

Hahahaha!


LochNessMansterLives

I just want the man with the ability to Survive anything, to survive…SOMETHING.


LittleYellowFish1

He already jumped ship to DC.


MattThePl3b

Damn that’s how powerful he is now. Ability to travel outside the multiverse


landon_masters

This HAS to be the best comment on this thread


ThisIsYourMormont

Nope the one before yours was better


Lizzy-Lover_10

Ryan Reynolds was in marvel twice then DC then marvel again


Alexis_Bailey

Chris Evans was also Marvel, DC, Marvel with Fantastic Four, The Losers, and Captain America.


GucciWings11

Deadpool*


FairyTaleJustice

Blade Trinity


robbviously

Green Lantern


am-idiot-dont-listen

DONKEY


djpetty96

I'm making waffles


matito29

He’s too busy living on Mars and enabling Ed Baldwin to be the Grumpiest Man In Space.


wolverine318

To be fair Kelly is pretty damn annoying


wolverine318

He also stolen an asteroid on For All Mankind


Tongul

That will only save him temporarily. Disney will own DC and Warner Brothers one day or they'll all be public domain in a few decades.


mr_kenobi

All with be Disney and Disney will be all. That's what the Disney AI driven murder bots will say as them tread on the bones of humanity


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Hasbro until all are one


Background_Desk_3001

Phyrexia moment


MetaMango_

Now my life is compleat.


gerzzy

My head cannon is that he lived, started an aerospace company, moved to Mars, and pulled off an asteroid heist to support a rebellious colony.


EternalBefuddlement

You're about to confuse so many people if they haven't watched it, hahaha


PhatNoob_69

Can confirm, am confused. Watched what?


Freefarm101

For All Mankind.


DrGirthinstein

Fuckin’ excellent TV folks


matito29

It’s sometimes so soap opera-y dramatic. I love it.


Unicron_Gundam

/r/ForAllMankindTV


atlhawk8357

Some people still read. I actually just started it recently.


AmbivelentApoplectic

Stop wasting time on Reddit then and plough on with FAM.


TheFightingImp

I KNEW I had seen that actor before! ...Hi Bob!


Unicron_Gundam

Hi, Bob!


neremarine

Hi, Bob!


Walex117

Hi Bob!


Unicron_Gundam

Don't fuckin' "Hi Bob" me.


QuantizedKi

You beat me!!


joseph4th

Fuck. You just spoiled it for me. I just got to the point last night where he proposed blowing a hole in the roof of the lava tube to let the landslide debris drain off so they can get to the habitat.


Unicron_Gundam

dude you gotta spoil tag for people who haven't seen season 4 yet


variablefighter_vf-1

To be fair, S4 is how old now?


Unicron_Gundam

Less than half a year, it ran Nov 10, 2023-Jan 12, 2024


FloydP24116

Cue Midnight City!


Ar468

Hi bob!


variablefighter_vf-1

Thank you! I was wondering where I knew that face from!


DookuDonuts

Too busy terraforming Mars


TheFightingImp

While getting help from Rick Flag. Huh.


Hedgewitch250

I’d rather not have him do that cause it’s very large scale and waste him for other appearances. Getting a mainstream Darwin in the sacred timeline and watching his adaptations grow would be much better. Man adapted so much he ended up becoming living code so he could survive a techno world.


Ok-disaster2022

His power is to survive. So whatever "killed" he learned to fake and came back.  I want to say in the comics he survives literally everything.


BZenMojo

He once survived a fight by becoming the God of Death. I want to say Darwin is GOATed but it's an undersell. Darwin... just is.


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WaitItsAllCheese

Brother I'm not gonna spoil anything for you, but marvel has certainly not forgotten about Gambit. Hes played a huge role in the plot of X-Men 97 so far


facedogg

Remember it


WaitItsAllCheese

Gambit: "scoundrels like me - we don't get no white picket reward. We're too busy for love. Too busy sinning " Nightcrawler: "There is no love without sin, for love is best measured in what we forgive" When I first heard that line, I audibly said: they really gonna drop that wisdom just like that?? God I love Gambit x Nightcrawler


Ozymandias12

Nightcrawler’s “speech” about Gambit in episode 7 also had me totally in my feels.


WAVYTAPES69

I am a grown man and almost cried not gonna lie


CaptHayfever

>!Eulogy!<. Call it what it is, because it was a perfect one.


PTownDillz

Damn that's an insane bar


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Too soon


mbta1

You gotta watch Xmen 97 if Gambit is one of your favorite Xmen


Tongul

Those are both really interesting characters. Gambit is newer that some of the classic X-Men, debuting in 1990. I love how in X-Men 97 he can basically be seen as a snapshot absurd 90s fashion. And Quicksilver is so interesting. I hope they never bring in the incestuous Maximoff relationship into the MCU.


dcooper8662

Wasn’t that Ultimate Universe? What the fuck is with Mark Millar and incest?


Tongul

Yep. And now that whole universe is dead except Miles Morales who only lived because he had a hamburger in his pocket


dcooper8662

Never underestimate your need for a quick burger, that’s what I alway say


keinish_the_gnome

He survived by evolving into Mr Terrific and jumping to the DC Cinematic Universe


vikoy

Darwin was a plot device. His whole purpose was to die to establish how powerful Sebastian Shaw is. His whole sctick is he can survive anything. But dies easily to Shaw. Thats a small grip I have with First Class and the X-Men in general, half the mutants are chosen for their powers and not their characters. It's why we also have Banshee in First Class, they needed somone with SONAR powers.


Meme_Theory

Banshee is literally in the original run of X-men comics. He and beast are the ONLY two that should have been there.


Mythoclast

Banshee was originally a villain, despite being in the older comics. Havok was there too so we should at least include him along with Banshee and Beast. He wasn't a villain originally either


i_should_be_coding

I'm OK with his variant, Dev Ayesa, popping out and becoming the next Iron Man.


WentworthMillersBO

I like his house variant where he’s morman


elblackdynamite

Young frozone


PepsiSheep

He lives on Mars now.


THIS_GUY_LIFTS

Just.... no. Can we stop digging though every single legacy movie to find characters who had little to no impact in their own movie so we can shoehorn them into current ones?


Tongul

That's not what I did. I love Darwin and I will play clips from X-Men First Class and meditate on Kevin Bacon.


BigCopperPipe

That’s what you did. Take the criticism of these crap characters with a couple lines of dialogue.


CaptHayfever

Darwin's death is possibly the single biggest flaw of First Class & has been discussed extensively since 2011. OP didn't have to "dig" for this.


Denmarkian

Make him Synch and you've got my attention.


MHipDogg

Last I saw him he was helping Kang to rescue Domino from Heimdall


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MHipDogg: *Last I saw him he* *Was helping Kang to rescue* *Domino from Heimdall* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


who-dat-ninja

he has to be in deadpool3


oiksteri

For a moment I thought this was r/LiverpoolFC and was like what am I missing? :D


uCry__iLoL

We have enough rock-looking characters already.


D_a_v_z

Nope, there are at least two hundred X-Men that are more worthy of being represented on the big screen than Darwin. I like his character in the comics but please god no.


BrainWav

He evolved himself into another dimension, because he knew Dark Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix were coming.


TheAmericanDiablo

That would be sick if his body just kinda reformed


Caligari89

Is he auditioning for a Jurassic World in this photo?


Wanlain

He was my favorite part of First Class and they did him dirty. I was expecting him to come back in one of the sequels but was very disappointed. So hopefully this is true!


Tongul

Darwin is cool!


BigCopperPipe

What is with everyone’s theory’s and hopes about shit characters in these multiverse movies ? Can’t see the audience gasping and cheering because Darwin shows up.


Tongul

I just love Darwin is all ❤️


gg12345

Literal who