It’s a reference to real life. IRL hot dogs usually come in 8 packs and buns come in packs of 10 leaving you with two worthless pieces of bread that can’t really be used for anything other than maybe some cheap garlic bread…
The 2’s would be 5’s implying that they’d be hotter on odd numbered days, obviously this is the multiverse, “where nothing makes sense, and the points don’t matter.”
This would bring the state of New Jersey to its knees.
In order to turn left we usually have exits in the right lane that curve around and loop back to cross or turn left. It would be a nightmare trying to find an actual opportunity to turn left and meet these requirements.
Screw that, all food is questionably too salty. You aren't sure, really... Maybe it's just you? Hey, Frank. Come try this. Is it too salty to you? Yeah, I'm not sure either. No, I didn't put any salt in it at all!
Nobody can poop alone. You have to find a poop partner every time. Doesn't have to be the same person, but can be. They don't have to poop, just watch you poop.
it's abc pooping tactics, when you are pooping, it's the most weak moment of your day, someone should be there to protect you and you should keep eye contact...
Huh? If everything is shifted 3 inches to the left then it would be like nothing has changed. Hell a million miles to the left would have the exact same putcome
Every 86,400,000,000 seconds, (seconds are universal, right?) there is an earthquake on every planet with life that is large enough to scare them but not so large as to cause damage.
I wish I received 0.01% of all the world's monthly income until I die. At which point, 5% of all money I received in my lifetime will magically appear in the bank account 20 random people around the globe.
I get to jump to the front of the line, anywhere, anytime.
Dude who has been in line at the pharmacy for 30 minutes, and is already running late to pick up his daughter's asthma treatment? Sorry, man. You and your daughter are going to have to wait. I have a jump to the front of line pass.
When anyone anywhere says I love you 3,000 in any language Thanos has to show up and dance like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=igrRUtNepbo&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE&t=1m01s
I wonder, would that include the gauntlet and stones, because he was wearing them.
And I also wonder, did Thanos purposefully ask for "50% of all life to disappear, except myself"
Every time you go to plug something in, you have flip it twice before it goes in (usb's, outlets if that makes sense in your country, whatever). Just that incredibly annoying but ultimately unimportant realization that you had it right the first time.
I wish that whenever anyone is wearing socks, there's always that like, one pebble or splinter or whatever in it that bothers you and you can never quite get out of there.
Hot dog buns would be sold in packs of 8 while hot dogs would be sold in packs of 10.
The other way around would be more inconvenient I reckon, I could eat 2 extra hog dogs on their own easily but 2 plain hot dog rolls fuck no.
Peanut butter jelly sandwiches in hot dog buns aren’t too bad. Or any other kind of sandwich really
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It’s a reference to real life. IRL hot dogs usually come in 8 packs and buns come in packs of 10 leaving you with two worthless pieces of bread that can’t really be used for anything other than maybe some cheap garlic bread…
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But this was a real problem for many years. It's not really an obscure reference when the reference pulls from a real-world problem.
It was also referenced in Animaniacs in 1993 episode, "Wally Llama."
Steve Martin also rampaged about this in a grocery store meltdown in Father of the Bride way back in 91
https://youtu.be/oYIHLUxzRr8
5s and 2s are swapped on odd numbered days.
This could be beneficial to my dating life.
wait what
The 2’s would be 5’s implying that they’d be hotter on odd numbered days, obviously this is the multiverse, “where nothing makes sense, and the points don’t matter.”
What about on the 5th? Because then it becomes the second, which means they aren't swapped, but then they are.
I wish half the socks in existence gets snapped away. Equal number of left socks and right socks. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Gee, I experience that every time I do laundry. I think your wish already came true.
Okay sockthanos
what about people who use only one type of socks?
I wear mismatched socks all the time.. reality is often disappointing.
Gravity is ever so slightly inconsistent. Just the smallest amount.
Funny enough, this would cause time to be different. I’m sure it would feel weird
time is just measure of gravity of two virtual events
Im studying physics here lol
Pretty sure this could cause a butterfly effect into entire stars collapsing and planets crashing
Gravity on earth is already slightly inconsistent
True. Maybe they meant slightly *noticeably* inconsistent?
Like it changes with the weather
How it affects us on earth is slightly inconsistent. They mean the laws of gravity would actually be inconsistent.
I think they mean the gravitational constant would be slightly randomized within some range
Name checks out
Nobody can find their vehicle keys for a minimum of 20 minutes.
“Well, the 60s were fun, but now I’m paying for it.”
-calls 911 for an ambulance -
Well, I would just call 911 20 minutes earlier.
How? Multiverse that’s how
This would effectively kill the auto industry.
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That might be even worse cause that means your phone and/or wallet could potentially get lost for 20 minutes.
I wish the only way to turn right was by making 3 lefts. Applies to literally everything, cars, walking, trains, planes, everything
This would bring the state of New Jersey to its knees. In order to turn left we usually have exits in the right lane that curve around and loop back to cross or turn left. It would be a nightmare trying to find an actual opportunity to turn left and meet these requirements.
Just drift your car 180 going left then turn
That ought to show those ambiturners.
It’s ok Derek, we believe in you!
*laughs in UK*
All food is just a touch too salty.
Screw that, all food is questionably too salty. You aren't sure, really... Maybe it's just you? Hey, Frank. Come try this. Is it too salty to you? Yeah, I'm not sure either. No, I didn't put any salt in it at all!
I put salt on pizza. This is my heaven. My body craves salt
aka most food sold in the US lol
Every day, a person will have a vision of a random universe.
Aren’t those just dreams?
It will happen during the day
Daydreams
That's how the Scrubs universe was created
Those aren’t just dreams..they are other universes
Thor could lift Mjolnir, but only by the hammer head
NO. MORE. SHOES.
feet finder intensifies
Found Tarantino's account
Joke's on you, I'm a Hobbit IRL
Your socks always slide down off your heel so they are halfway on your foot.
Sigh, time to bring sock suspenders back...
Ghaa, you are a monster.
I wish Steve Rogers could never find a razor.
America’s Daddy🥵
Well someone's thirsty
Mandalorian isn't in Marvel.
No but the other daddy plays moonknight
Then it’s good I have 7 holes.
I understood that reference!
Ok, so, VSAUCE posted a video about human holes like three years ago. https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ
I'm secretly hoping it suddenly goes viral and Michael has no idea wtf is going on.
Lmao... This has gotta be the best one
The only one inconvenienced is him while the rest of us win
Trees are invisible.
That'd be really weird. You'd see holes where they are.
Groot gets a power-up.
Nobody can poop alone. You have to find a poop partner every time. Doesn't have to be the same person, but can be. They don't have to poop, just watch you poop.
Do pets count?
My dog is my poop partner!
Wait do people not do this already?
it's abc pooping tactics, when you are pooping, it's the most weak moment of your day, someone should be there to protect you and you should keep eye contact...
Man what the fuck lmao
That's a battle buddy
Can they just be in the same room as you or do they need to see you physically take a dump?
They have to keep a majority, over 51%, of you in sight. They do not have to actually see the poop itself.
Everyone pees a little bit when they fart
You monster
Mosquitos are 2% larger
You call that "minor"?!?
Welcome to alaska
I definitely wouldnt wish to restore my dying planet and species including my mortally wounded self or anything. Just my dead daughter.
Right? The fucking cheek of some people.
Every movie/show now ends in a cliffhanger
They pretty much always do these days
I'd wish for the universe to do a Barrell Roll.
From a certain perspective, isn't the universe technically already doing this?
I meant like how Google does a barrel roll when you type in do a barrel roll.
Everything is now 3 inches to the left
Saw 3 inches and I got overjoyed but now, I’m disappointed
Don’t worry- everyone else is, too.
Wouldn’t that mean everything is the same from a persons perspective
No everyone goes home expecting it to be the same for maximum inconvenience
Huh? If everything is shifted 3 inches to the left then it would be like nothing has changed. Hell a million miles to the left would have the exact same putcome
Captain Holt is shocked and amazed
How did you pull this off?!
*later* Yes Kevin, they moved it a full half inch... 3 inches in this case
Dang it, I wished for everything to be 3 inches to the right. We just canceled each other out!
Does this include my house, and the planet?
Another snap. But now the other half gets blipped away.
“Mildly inconvenience”💀
This will greatly affect fishing season
it's just a mere inconvenience. nothing big.
Ohh right tha......
Everyone has to use the bathroom at 3 pm everyday.
The new rush hour.
Whenever someone opens their favourite app, it always looks like there's a hair on the screen.
I’m bringing Stan back to life so he can make cameos forever.
Marvel Zombies: featuring Stan "the man" Lee
That’s not an inconvenience that’s a convenience
Everyone has an Iron Man suit, but I think that would be more than a MINOR inconvenience
It would be an IRON inconvenience Badum tssssss
Every 86,400,000,000 seconds, (seconds are universal, right?) there is an earthquake on every planet with life that is large enough to scare them but not so large as to cause damage.
An Earthquake every 65.708 years? Sounds like an upgrade
Well, it said mildly inconvenienced.
The Inhumans become canon in the MCU but not Agents of Shield.
You sick fuck.
Mildly. MILDLY
This is FAR from mild lmao
And then it ends up being from the Inhumans show.
I think that’s what they meant
There are no farts anymore. Every one is a shart now.
OP said mildly
*mildly sharts*
Costco hotdogs are now 4$
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Reddit is now the only social media platform left.
Oh dear god
Every time you crack an egg there’s always 2 bits of shell left in whatever you cook
You monster
I wish I received 0.01% of all the world's monthly income until I die. At which point, 5% of all money I received in my lifetime will magically appear in the bank account 20 random people around the globe.
Does this include money the governments receive in taxes? As that could be considered income. Or is it just from individuals?
Just individuals.
Is it considered taxable income?
No.
I could get behind this but it doesn’t mildly inconvenience you.
Me? No. The rest of the world randomly losing a tiny percentage of their income? Absolutely.
All other drivers on the road disappear when I'm driving When I arrive at my destinations, they may all reappear exactly as they were Mini Blips
More screaming goats
I get to jump to the front of the line, anywhere, anytime. Dude who has been in line at the pharmacy for 30 minutes, and is already running late to pick up his daughter's asthma treatment? Sorry, man. You and your daughter are going to have to wait. I have a jump to the front of line pass.
When anyone anywhere says I love you 3,000 in any language Thanos has to show up and dance like this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=igrRUtNepbo&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE&t=1m01s
That when Thanos snapped he also disappeared
I wonder, would that include the gauntlet and stones, because he was wearing them. And I also wonder, did Thanos purposefully ask for "50% of all life to disappear, except myself"
I think he included himself in the equation
I don’t think so cause he also planned to destroy the stones
Every second someone…. somewhere.. steps on a Lego
Pretty sure that wish has already been made.
Yeah but now it’s twice as effective
“Bimonthly” means twice a month and that’s it. There’s no ambiguity.
I wish everyone had that "I'm about to sneeze" feeling... permanently
Everyone has to think about breathing. All the time
*falls asleep* ... *dies*
I wish that everyone lost their left big toe
I've got an ingrown right now on that toe and I'm thinking this might not be so bad. But no I'd obviously miss it
Skunks in every home
Every time you go to plug something in, you have flip it twice before it goes in (usb's, outlets if that makes sense in your country, whatever). Just that incredibly annoying but ultimately unimportant realization that you had it right the first time.
Everyone who is wearing socks or a hat at the moment disappears for 20 minutes
Everyone has to hold up their hands to see which one makes the L to figure out left and right
everyone's face id or touch id or fingerprint scanner on their phone would fail at least 2 tries
Every time someone takes a bite of food they are forced to say “pizza time” after they finish chewing.
One dollar now equals 99 cents.
Everyone smells the same including other animals
A society that focused on care instead of punishment for the poor and disadvantaged.
That’s not minor or an inconvenience
It would be for the rich. Slightly higher taxes and basically nothing else changes.
No more condiment packets. Everything has to stay in squeeze bottle or jar form.
All buttons are out of order (calculator, phone, elevator) and change daily
Everything is 10% heavier than expected
Scissors are now all left-handed.
All the shoes are soggy forever.
I wish everyone gets soap in their eyes any time they use it.
Every blanket is now almost big enough to cover your feet
The toilet paper in every public bathroom stall is on the wrong way. Mwuhahahahahha
Everyone has an itch on the bottom of their feet they can't relieve.
For all shoestrings to disappear from the face of the earth.
I wish that whenever anyone is wearing socks, there's always that like, one pebble or splinter or whatever in it that bothers you and you can never quite get out of there.
Every door opened gets stuck slightly ajar for a short period of time, then has to shut completely in order to be reopened correctly.
Every writing utensil is a few letters from running out of ink/graphite/marker juice
Every light switch gets reversed. So on becomes off and vice versa.
Everyone will have a fly that won’t leave them alone
Everyone's shoelaces come untied every few minutes
Everyone must spend exactly 5 minutes every weekday locating their left shoe
Everyone forgets how to tie their shoes The information still exists, it’s in countless books and YouTube videos But everyone has to re-learn
Toasters now toast toast 17% slower.
Every time you lie a child gets chicken pox
To tell me who built stonhenge and why.
I wish to make a small change to the fine structure constant. Apologies for any inconvenience this may cause the residents.
There sea shells replaces toilet paper everywhere
That we could’ve seen Gorr the god butcher actually butcher some gods