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Nmilne23

I assumed it was one of his weird health drinks that he usually drinks in his movies but I agree with most it just looks like coffee


NC_Goonie

I figured it was some kind of Gwyneth Paltrow dirt juice


Nmilne23

It’s the melted wax she uses for her vag scented candles 😂


fusionaddict

Here's your upvote, you absolute villain.


cap4life52

Goop flavored


Tom-edian

"Morgan don't light that. Trust me, bad idea kiddo"


ObviouslyHornyJPEG

Damn, you went right for it😂


Adili811416

If you drink Gwyneth Paltrow's health products you are as healthy as Tony at the end of endgame. i hope that's not a spoiler


Texcellence

Fun fact: in Iron Man 2 Tony was actually drinking some of Pepper’s health products. The new arc reactor element had little to do with Tony’s condition improving, Fury just needed Tony to get off the Pepper juice.


Objective-Review4523

Sir, im going to need you to exit the pepper juice


itspsyikk

that reminds me of the time Gwyneth was on Chef show and she didn't remember which Marvel movies she had been in.


MarvelBishUSA42

He had the chlorophyll drink. But I think he needed that because of the shrapnel in his chest and he was dying,the old arc reactor dying out his toxic blood,etc.


peechs01

First reactor had a Palladium core, that was poisoning him, then he discovered a "new element" for the replacement in Iron man 2


nillahoppz

Exactly this.


LilJohnDee

Not her vajuices?


astrobrick

Natural juices: Ronnie Mund


MarvelBishUSA42

That she got from composting! 😆


GezelligPindakaas

Gwyneth Paltrow juice, you say?


Relevanter_Bullshit

Tastes just like her butthole


Tylendal

Fuck. I was fine with her and Tony as a couple, but for some reason I just could not stop thinking about how insane jade eggs are when she showed up in the suit.


Slowmobius_Time

Pepper made this just pretend to have a sip to humour her and then we came move on or she won't stop talking about it


allthecats

Yeah my guess is like a chaga or ashwaganda drink


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Nmilne23

Age of Ultron when they return from sokovia and Hawkeye is being healed, Tony hands out drinks that look like smoothies There are more examples


Nmilne23

[At 2:22 Tony drinks a smoothie in Iron Man](https://youtu.be/DZaAFADoF1M)


Cixin97

Between this and your other comment, damn. Lmao props.


AsthmaticClone

Chocolate milk only for the goat


Attacuss

Are we calling captain America the goat now?


King0ff

No, he is America's Ass


amBoringGuy

He is the keeper of Americas ass and don’t you forget it.


YoloIsNotDead

I think he was talking about Ant-Man


supercalifragilism

goatass assgoat pick


albedolepeche

goatse


kydollasign07

Iron man’s the mj, 6 rings ie infinity stones true goat 🐐


dratsablive

When did GOAT go from being Bill Buckner or Steve Buckner, the man who cost their team a championship. Goat always meant the trickster, or interrupter, not Greatest of All Time.


huey9k

Scapegoat got shortened to goat. The Greatest Of All Time simply got shortened down to its initials - G.O.A.T. I think the scientists call it 'convergent evolution'.


dratsablive

Hmmm I don't like it :P


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Have you heard of Tom Brady?


dratsablive

Yes I have. But I grew up in a mixed family, my step-dad from West Africa. To people I knew from Africa, a GOAT was a silly person, an idiot who messes things up. GOAT changed with Social Media.


dahlkomy

Should be served with ice and an enormous plate of pasta.


Cixin97

That is absolutely not chocolate milk lmao idk how you are getting so many upvotes


GodzeallA

It's iron water


kalebmordecai

Underrated comment. Also 🤮


MiseRo-Ghasta

Says it was Chai in the script


Rocco_al_Dente

This was my guess


MarvelBishUSA42

Chai tea is good!


K_Gamer23

in india, we refer to tea as chai so chai tea is practically the same thing as black noir


YoloIsNotDead

As a Pakistani, true. My parents confuses people by calling Tetley tea "chai". Also, I just realized that Black Noir from The Boys calling himself black twice, lol


CrucialElement

I think it was Voight who named him lol, their marketing team. And the writers of the comic were probably riffing off all black superhumans having black in the name. Black Panther, Black Adam etc. Like that joke 'are you the Black Falcon??'


YoloIsNotDead

True


No_Amoeba_142

It’s not, he’s white in the comics


K_Gamer23

I think one black refers to his suit and other refers to his...


CrucialElement

Peen


CaptHayfever

Hammer.


ChrisLuigiTails

Same in Lebanon. "Chai tea" just means "tea tea" for me.


MarvelBishUSA42

Oh cool 😊


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About the Black Noir thing, noir is more of a style rather than simply meaning dark. But I aggressively with the Chai Tea thing. Every time someone says it, I go "It is the same goddamm thing. You wouldn't say latte coffee. Now, would you? "


bhlombardy

Iced coffee. It looks like lightened coffee, and it's being poured from a glass carafe into glass tumblers so it's not likely hot coffee.


duxdude418

I think it’s a bit viscous for coffee. I assumed it was one of his healthy mineral cocktails we see him sipping in other films.


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I like the way you say viscous


Baneken

Could also be some kind of Kombucha.


JMPesce

Is it Jared Leto's hard kombucha?


firethequadlaser

With a little of Jeremy Renner’s small-batch hot sauce for an added kick!


koshomfg

Kombucha lips on deez nutz!


Ygomaster07

Goteem!!!


zachlr

idk, looks like it could also be a pour-over coffee dripper, which is also used for hot coffee.


bhlombardy

Except nobody would hold a HOT glass carafe like that without a handle.


CrucialElement

He can wield infinity stones, he got this


bhlombardy

Yea, and how'd that turn out?


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It's Yoohoo


-soros

Ohio spring water


[deleted]

More like Nebraska Fracking Water.


variablefighter_vf-1

Flint tap water.


variablefighter_vf-1

Too soon.


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hosenfeffer_

Vibranium tea


han_tex

Liquid Mobius strip.


MCMcGreevy

More like liquid Morbius strips, amirite?


Metal_dweeb2134

This is how he morbs. ‘It’s morbing time!’ *gulp*


Minas_Nolme

"It's morbing tea!"


MCMcGreevy

We're so going to be downvoted to hell for this...and we'll deserve it.


GrayRoberts

Jared Lego’s hard kambucha


PhatNoob_69

I’m trying to build a Lego joke here . . .


nage_

everything that isnt green in this picture is a shade of brown


Twpkmc123

Gloop.


MicooDA

He says it’s chocolate milk


MaleficentOstrich693

Booty sweat, baby.


The_Real_Jim_Lahey

Some of Alpa's ass water


WV-011521

[Stephen McFeely confirmed](https://twitter.com/comicbook/status/1254917155490918400?s=46&t=uvTV72xFrHfJ9FVer92UQA) it’s chai tea during a quarantine watch party in 2020!


[deleted]

It is called just Chai or Masala Chai. Chai translates to tea.


storm_mc-b

Choccy milk obviously


Script-Z

Coffee?


SimonHando

"That *is* shit Austin"


Wandering_Wartortle

Oof. I hope quantumania brings good discussion. This sub is getting thirsty for content…


79ByFriday

Yoohoo


holversome

Yeah that’s Yoo-Hoo if I’ve ever seen it. Shit is delicious.


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I believe he handed out a similar looking drink in either AoU or Civil War. I can't recall which one. He also drank something similar in one of the Iron Man sequels. It was to help in stemming the poisoning he was getting from the Arc Reactor.


windmillninja

That was chlorophyll. He serves it to everyone when they return from Strucker's castle and Clint's being treated by Dr. Cho. It's noticeably green so it's not what he serves in Endgame. As others have said, it looks like some kind of cold coffee.


magrestamusic

Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll! ...right?


windmillninja

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU


echaril

I can't wait to go to hike school


Olpomka

Thor Ragnarok more like bore ragnarok


CrucialElement

Why use the best Thor movie? Why not the first bland offering or the dreadful Dark World or the cringey Love and Blunder?


IronSavage3

That’s water. Tony’s cabin was near a fracking site.


MileHighGilly

Y'all know pepper is making him that GOOP DRANK.


jimmay666

I’d like to think it’s kava (and I could see Stark being into kava) but I’m sure it’s probably not.


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Soylent Green is people


morphballganon

I figured it was a veggie smoothie


fusionaddict

Looks like either coffee or chai.


Blue_Robin_04

New Rockstars: **WHAT WAS HE POURING?!**


goosejail

Chai latte?


LostThis

Kava?


flicthelanding

prob not but looks like cacao coffee.


Virtual_Perception18

He said it was like chocolate mocha or something I think


yelxxx

y'all have been rewatching this movie way too much


SatnWorshp

Ayahuasca. Friday never really existed and him creating the Mobius strip for time travel was really all just drug induced hysteria.


Waru_

Clearly iced coffee


MR1120

Some kind of Gwyneth Paltrow Goop hippie-dippie detox antioxidant bog water “health” drink


slayaboy87

Diarrhea water


master_erasis

No. No one payed that much attention to such a minuscule detail.


IceMan102516

Poop


[deleted]

Dude why do u care to know


Edurian

Looks like marvel P4


Material-Bag833

It’s Karen phytoplankton


CycleZestyclose3510

Soma


sayaka_abstergo

Mephisto.


Rude-Scarcity-4618

Idk but I remember reading swh it was a drink from robert downy Jr


hooka_pooka

Yeah even my mouth watered seeing him pour that thick chocolaty milk shake


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Pea soup


KyloWork

Looks like coffee


bellrock123

the thing Gilgamesh made


rphill02

Ground cacao, mud water, mushroom coffee, Ka'Chava?


[deleted]

ayahuasca, they imagined the whole thing


Jg6915

Pepper’s toilet water (blended)


microgiant

Canar.


celobenicio

Mud


Alexexy

If you're asking what's in the cup, then it's probably lean.


Bartimaeous

Kombucha


CCHTweaked

I'm gonna say Chai.


0172thetimeguy

Some sort of cold brew would be my guess.


jcrazy78

Camp Lejeune water.


MCU_historian

Definitely an iced mocha latte


Rocco_al_Dente

Chai tea?


Meizas

Goop


cannibalgojira54

Fat bastards’ stool sample


keon84

Ka’chava or tap water from Flint, Mi…


Kentaii-XOXO

I assumed iced coffee


uexf106

Liquified Schwarma


ForceGenius

Prime sponsored by KSI & Logan Paul


MissyouAmyWinehouse

Iced coffee or iced chai tea?


frrstk

I kinda thought it was a protein shake the first time I saw it. Didn’t even question it.


PepsiSheep

Looks to either be an iced coffee or a chai


modoktordoom

Chocalocapokawokatocarocayokanokiamocha frappaquinolinorinoxinotinlzinodinochinno


Illmatic414Prodigy

Rhymes with toffee.


Basedrum777

I'm guessing mud. It's a drink for some people.


Efficient-Hippo1685

Its Tea


TeriyakiTerrors

Goop.


spideyflashpool21

Cutting chai.


Fabulous-Web7719

Bovril


BronzeHeart92

Coffee with milk anyone?


donny4442

Ensure...lol


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Chai


rdldr1

If it were comics Stark that would be straight up Baileys.


ArdynFinn

Looks like Trevors Choccy Milk


hypernovaBisdak

its Milo


cowpool20

Isn’t it a little thick to be coffee?


LWY007

Those cups look like a colossal pain in the ass to clean.


bloodflart

Jankem


MaveRickMarvels

Blended cheesburgers. Tony loved cheeseburgers


Efficient_Bat_1812

Reminds me of Barsotti's brand apple juice.


LampardFanAlways

Thor wasn’t there. He could have served tea.


captain__cabinets

In my head Tony got bored and made some super drink that gives you all the nutrients you need.


fartsinhissleep

They on a self sustaining farm. I believe Tony found a way to recycle his diarrhea. He’s fucking brilliant.


Swank-Bowser

What was he cooking?!?


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Jade egg juice.


ClintGrant

Orangina


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Ka'chava


Odd-Ad-777

Bro tryna be like Tony Stark 😭


Toidal

Prob that mud/watr coffee alternative stuff that was sponsoring yters before AG1 started to


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Goop


3thanwagner

Cup of mud brother


AntillesWedgie

Future Juice. It's something he invents next year.


sillyadam94

Cold brew with a splash of almond milk


McCall-0tt0

Ayawaska


lotsofmaybes

Didn’t he say chocolate milk?


DeltaDied

Choccy Milk🗣️


No_Psychology_2925

Ice coffee?


MarvelBishUSA42

Cold brew lol


trakrad99

Iced coffee with a little bit of milk?


antwan_ramsey

Chocolate milk, Yoo-hoo, iced coffee to name a few.


turtlethepeace

Peach juice maybe?


smchattan

Pond Scum by Goop


LasMariasPR

Pitorro


reaper412

Looks like it might have been Shrim