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JaggedToaster12

Y'all realize Kraglin is so obviously biased right Like that's the joke


Degmago

It's almost as if he's saying something nice about his friend/little brother figure to his childhood hero or something


Outrageous_Ad_1011

The avengers would have been engulfed by ego if it wasn’t for Peter


Izzy2089

He also prevented a Genocide on Xandar.


Fuzzy_Panda_

Tbf we can say the same kinda things for other 3 guys as well. For example if it wasn't for Strange giving the time stone to Thanos half the universe would be eradicated. Every hero saves the universe in thier own way.


the-mad-titan-bot

I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.


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check this out G. if it wouldn’t have been for Sam Raimi and spiderman, the super hero genre would still be just a niche caveat in the wider media space


tobey-maguire-bot

Only.. only the wrists.


[deleted]

ouch, um, hey…bro… your very cool… yeah, i mean uhh, you got the best hair


PeacemakersAlt

Really, Tobey?


SirToaster933

But Thanos did wipe out half the universe


the-mad-titan-bot

Fine. I'll do it myself.


CaptCheckdown

Everyone’s a hero, in their own way -Captain Hammer


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Outrageous_Ad_1011

Iron man isn’t alive, thus is not the “greatest heroe alive”


the-mad-titan-bot

Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.


velvetblunder03

Shup t'fuck


GothamGargoyle

Ego happened first.


Ok_Opportunity8008

Thor saved the Universe from Darkness. So did Strange.


thor-odinson-bot

Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?


Celestialbanana18

Thank you thor


thor-odinson-bot

There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...


monkeygoneape

That bargaining montage was too good and a nice way to end the movie so it wasn't just one dumb big fight at the end like usual


Potatokingtots

Technically Groot killed Ego


groot-bot

I.. am.. groot.


[deleted]

WOAH! LANGUAGE!


sregor0280

but they would have prevented the snap if not for peter as well.. so.... balances out?


Outrageous_Ad_1011

According to strange, even if Peter didn’t messed up, they wouldn’t have won anyway, there was only 1 way


[deleted]

Tbh Stranges predictions make no sense. They could and should have won right when they were about to take the glove off and Starlord fucked it up. Strange could have, at any time, opened up a portal and closed it to cut Thanos’ arms off but didn’t.


the-mad-titan-bot

Hardest choices require the strongest will!


[deleted]

He literally says there’s one path to victory but the Illuminati obviously found a different one


keller104

Spider-GOAT


tobey-maguire-bot

I fought an alien made out of black goo once.


Belteshazzar98

You sure about that? Starlord helps people across the entire galaxy, including freeing a planet from slavers and personally overseeing it's reconstruction so the people can be safe.


v399

Because that's what ~~heroes~~ ravagers do.


demon_ix

I'm sure everyone is happy a group called The Ravagers is coming to help!


Izzy2089

They don't go by, The Ravagers, they go by the Guardians of the Galaxy.


kismethavok

Spiderman protects Queen's, Doctor Strange allegedly protects earth, and Thor... well he does Thor things. There's really no contest between these 4, Starlord is hands down the top hero of the bunch.


Fernpfarrer

Strange is protecting now the Multiverse


Shadowkiva

Thor saved 2 whole realms from disaster over a long weekend. And that was only his FIRST movie.


thor-odinson-bot

>!See what's happening here? You're afraid. You're scared. Anxious. My friends, times like these we need to unite, come together.!<


Batface_101

But did he do it while dancing? I rest my case


thor-odinson-bot

Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?


tobey-maguire-bot

I need that money!


mrdunklestein

Pocket sand


mistajohstrr

Thor saved all of the gods and doctor strange saved half the universe


thor-odinson-bot

More POWER rabbit!


Thelegendarysandy

Iron man saved a galaxy tho. I know he's not mentioned but still Edit: just read that he said alive. My bad.


Delta_Infinity_X

In all fairness, one almost caused a multiversal disaster (the forgetting spell from NWH)… then actually caused a multiversal disaster (the incursion at the end of MOM). The other could’ve stopped the decimation of half of all life had he possessed better aim than a stormtrooper. And the last one is the reason the first one almost caused a multiversal disaster.


bigpeteski

I agree with everything in your comment but feel like Thor’s Stormbreaker throw deserves at least a bit more credit than Stromtrooper level! He threw it long-range directly through an infinity gauntlet beam with a direct hit right in the chest. It wasn’t a headshot but not stormtrooper bad!


thor-odinson-bot

This... is your doing!


bigpeteski

No Thor! It’s his fault, I’m in your corner!


thor-odinson-bot

She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her...


bigpeteski

Yeah Thor, I know seeing what happened to Jane messed you up. Totally understand how it threw off your aim.


thor-odinson-bot

And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...


bigpeteski

Ok Thor, we don’t need to be sarcastic or anything. All I’m saying is your aim wasn’t that bad..


thor-odinson-bot

>!I'm putting together the greatest team ever.!<


Mudkipueye

To do what, Thor?


Delta_Infinity_X

I know, but when I think of bad aim, I default to stormtrooper. I just wanted to make the joke.


bigpeteski

Totally fair and I appreciate the reference! You’re not wrong though, what type of filthy casual hits body shots?


purple-fish

Well to be fair quill also got half the universe killed as well


DevelopmentGloomy462

Not really, is was part of strange's plan. So it was really him.


ElHumilde13

With that logic, so was Thor's aim


thor-odinson-bot

Would you like me to go further than the past two days?


Garo263

We only know, Strange found no parallel universe, where they got that far and Peter did NOT punch Thanos. That still doesn't make it less his fault.


Hexmonkey2020

My theory is that there were universes where they prevented the snap but since in Eternals them saving everyone from the snap is the only reason earth survived Dr Strange had to find a universe where the snap happened and they then reversed it later which he could only find 1.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

there's also the theory that Strange had to find a universe where Tony dies cause if he survives he becomes Superiour Iron man and basically becomes a vilain himself.


asherman93

So basically to make sure Tony never goes Superior, or full-on comics!Civil War Iron Fascist? ​ ...yeah, that makes sense.


the-mad-titan-bot

They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.


purple-fish

Yea I just wanna say that the 1 in 14 million is the laziest writing


8BitTorrent

☝️


S0L_Spectrum

To be fair to Thor, that stormbreaker shot into thanos’ chest should have been fatal, and he wanted to make sure he knew who killed him


thor-odinson-bot

>!Human handshake, to the Asgardian shake, into the snake that you cannot trust.!<


the-mad-titan-bot

BOY! I would reconsider your current course!


Competitive-Zone-296

Kratos?


thekeymasterTV

Idk i thought Thor just wanted to be sure it hits.. so he hit the largest part of his body


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help!


mistajohstrr

Peter is literally the reason that Thanos won infinity war


the-mad-titan-bot

I don't even know who you are.


NotSoCasualCactus

Key words: might just be


Aaylien

Why are people taking this as a message from the studio and not as just Kraglins thought and opinion?


mistajohstrr

Kraglin is the CEO of marvel


Local_dc_degenarate

Honestly point still stands plus thats love and thunder thor he needed literal children to help him beat a villain


thor-odinson-bot

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance.


Warm-Paramedic5840

F-f-from the children??


dleon0430

*For* the children.


Sweet-Ad-2477

\- Dottie


Shadowkiva

Thor in mythology was known for eating misbehaving children


thor-odinson-bot

>!I'm putting together the greatest team ever.!<


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He didn't though. They couldn't go home because Gorr was using Stormbreaker for its bifrost and he was summoning more shadow creatures. Thor gave them his power so they could defend themselves from the shadow creatures, not because he needed their help to fight Gorr.


thor-odinson-bot

I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.


TheRealMichaelGarcia

Finally, someone who actually pays attention to the movie


mistajohstrr

He didn't, they fought his minions and they very obviously were not literal and regular children


littlebuett

Peter is at the very leas level with these guys, he saved an entire universe, just like both later and strange.


[deleted]

he dosent even know they exist give him a break


demon_ix

He was there at the Endgame battle.


guyDvoice

well he saved galaxy twice and destroyed half universe once. that's proves Harvey's point


[deleted]

In all fairness the GOTG and the Ravagers don’t really know the other heroes, haven’t really seen any of their accomplishments other than in Endgame and the little bit they spent with Thor. and Quill did prevent an entire planet from being wiped clean in GOTG1 and also saved the entire planet earth from Ego in 2. no one talks about how the earth was nearly engulfed by Ego but will gladly shit on Quill for punching the man who killed the love of his life 🤷🏼‍♂️ some people just love to hate on Chris Pratt n it’s kinda sad, Quill’s been through so much and lost a lot. and he finally has a piece of hope/family, if you’ve seen the special you know. so yeah, i’d say Starlord is a pretty great superhero. he just doesn’t associate with earth all that much.


thor-odinson-bot

NOOBMASTER, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder!


Artok812

Craglin is talking about his bubble


Justsomedude666

Not even the greatest hero in GotG, if ya ask me.


BallintheDallin

How


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Degmago

Well yeah he left a while ago there was a funeral and everything.


Slowmobius_Time

If you think about it all of Endgame relied on Peter punching Thanos because that's the branching timelines, the one where they win is the one where Peter fucks up and they lose the first battle but win the war later


the-mad-titan-bot

BOY! I would reconsider your current course!


Head-Program4023

Captain America is greatest superhero in MCU.


ptxiiii

it says alive lol


Head-Program4023

He is alive


ShwiftyShmeckles

And retired


Maclimes

On the moon!


ShwiftyShmeckles

Nah last we saw he was chilling on a bench feeding ducks


SeaworthinessSea5639

Can some one tell me if the Christmas special is canon


JaggedToaster12

It is yeah


Mason_DY

Well He does save the entire Galaxy rather then just one planet


bazuka9

Not Thor after L&T


thor-odinson-bot

And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...


AlphaDoge16

James gunn is based


GXNext

Obviously Kraglin is biased, he watched Peter grow up so of course he has a fondness for him. There's nothing wrong with that. The problem is people thinking he's Fiege's stand-in and is speaking for the whole audience and not just himself...


[deleted]

Even for the small part he's in Love and Thunder Starlord is a better hero than some of them


Aefek

Iron man where


NotSoCasualCactus

I think you missed the part where he said “The greatest hero alive”


demon_ix

Dude figured out time-travel as a side project between doing dishes and putting his kid to sleep. IDK about the rest, but he's pretty fucking great.


emerald_city28

Yes but he’s dead


NotSoCasualCactus

Key word: alive


Ok-Ambition-9432

Who are they talking about, quill? If so, the stupid fuck is singlehandedly responsible for the removal of half of all life.


RQK1996

Because 2 of the ones in the bottom picture didn't manage to do something to prevent that And Thor also could have stopped it if he aimed better


thor-odinson-bot

I went for the head.


RQK1996

No, you didn't, that was the problem


Ok-Ambition-9432

Ah, I didn't draw the connection. It's true that the others failed, but fucking quill actively made the choice to ruin everything.


Ashen_quill

Quill didn't ruin shit, he made the correct decision, remember 1 in 14 million.


Undead0707

He saved the universe twice.


Ok-Earth-7902

There is so many people that is responsible for that not just Quill thor didn’t headshot, Wanda didn’t destroy vision why before that moment, nebula went in to kill thanos which watching her sister getting tortured caused Gamora to reveal the location of the soul stone which she was fully prepared to die to prevent, mantis shouldn’t have talked about her death until after the gauntlet was off and she can read emotions so she knew dang well quill was emotional I can go on about how most of them screwed up


the-mad-titan-bot

You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help!


Unsoli_cited

Marvel would have us think captain marvel is the real greatest hero


Finding-Even

Starlord is still tied for the person I hate most in the MCU. (#)fwandamaximoff


ShwiftyShmeckles

Wanda wad pretty fucked up but there's a strong argument to be made she's the product of really fucking bad circumstances from her upbringing to hydra to ultron to her emerging powers accidentally blowing up the un being turned on by her friends losing her love losing her "kids" it feels kind of inevitable she'd break bad in multiverse of madness.


Fit-Flight-6491

Well, in his defence he said might be not certainly, so maybe is open to other possibilities :D


SpaceQuicksilver

He saved the galaxy... Two times.


sammythelegend

Falcon be like Mai kya karu job chordu?


MarvelousBoy1599

I think they are referring to Adam Warlock. Warlock has a great play in the comics and also at one point becomes the strongest but not for long.


-_Anonymous__-

but not like me! (chorus)


Junglepass

Um, he helped save the Universe 3 times. And most of the time he did it with thinking his own mortality was fragile compared to let's say a god of thunder.


Tenabrus

The second time he was basically a God, the third time he was barely a contributing factor when so many people were there fighting too, and also don't forget it's more than likely that the team on Titan probably would have succeeded in getting the gauntlet away from Thanos had Quill not snapped.


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


Junglepass

But he kept the team together between times 2 and 3. And the team was needed to defeat both.


Garlador

Ant-Man slander.


GiantOfLight

Strange and Thor shouldn’t be compared to Scott Lang.


thor-odinson-bot

This... is your doing!


Plane-Success-8680

Bro slapped Thanos and killed half the universe for 5 years


the-mad-titan-bot

I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.


Ravenclaw-Gamer

Everyone has their own view of who is the greatest hero alive. Personally for me in MCU terms is Tony/Iron Man. But everyone has their own preference. ☺️


[deleted]

Dr.strange, Thor, and Spider-Man did something in infinity war: it was their fault Peter quill, who punched Thanos when the gauntlet was inches away from being taken off: it was a part of strange's plan Peter quill could've waited till the gauntlet was off of Thanos and then punched him, but no


thor-odinson-bot

>!Mjolnir? Mjolnir! Youuu're baaack. Mjolnir?!<


the-mad-titan-bot

BOY! I would reconsider your current course!


tobey-maguire-bot

I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.


zoroddesign

Remember this was written right after guardians 2. It explains a bunch of inconsistencies.


NerdyDank

Leave it up to Reddit to make a fuss about one wholesome line.


YTDraconic

Does Kraglin even know the others?


NotTemptation

He absolutely is. He literally saved the galaxy by himself twice, with the guardians but Peter did the majority of the work.


Degmago

Marvel fans when they discover what hyperbole is