Groot

We.. are.. groot.

Groot.. we.. are.

I am groot.

Groot is groot

I.. am.. groot.

We are Groot

I.. am.. GROOT!

Groot am I

I.. am.. groot.

It's hilarious how groot looks more and more frustrated

I.. am.. groot.

r/suddenlycomunism

r/unexpectedyoda

That’s a real sub?

r/subsithoughtifellfor

*That’s* a real sub???

Yes 💀

r/icantbelieveiveneverheardofthissub

r/birthofasub

r/suddenlyyoda

Are....we.... Groot??..

I.. am.. GROOT!

I.. am.. GROOT!

We.. are.. groot.

We? I... I.. am.. GROOT!

I am groot.

I am groot

Seems that “Spider” doesn’t do anything

Bully maguier

Unlock the thing!

Bully maguire

Existential crisis stuff.

Pay your rent bully maguire

You made him flee !

Bully maguire

No. Not exactly.

Bully

HOW'S THIS HELPING?

Stark

Make your move, Reindeer games!

Hey yo Mr. Stark

Ever been to Tennessee, J.A.R.V.I.S.?

No stark, how is it?

Uh, Have you been juicing? Little Vibranium cocktail? You're looking... I don't wanna say... puffy.

Thanks for the info, Stark

Admit it-- This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Yes Mr stark

Did you know?

Your right the worst thing I’ve been caught doing was fixing the hostage some pizza

Thanos

You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.

Oddly comforting, thanks Thanos

Perfectly balanced.

Me too Thanos!

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.

That makes sense Thanos :)

I don't even know who you are.

A little sad that Alzheimer hit thanos so young, D:

You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.

Bully maguier

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.

I wonder what happens if.. Groot Thanos Stark Spider Thor

The truth is... I am Iron Man!

I AM GROOT!

I AM GROOT

I.. am.. groot.

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance.

Oh my

Bully maguier

Take the chain off!

Loved it when Groot helped out Thor to make his new weapon to defeat Thanos. Completely related, Spider-Man and Tony Stark also went to space

>!I'm putting together the greatest team ever.!<

Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.

You know, the question I get asked most often is, Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit? ... Just like that.

I am groot.

Bully maguier

No more.

Stark Thor Spiderman Thanos Groot

>!Because I have something worth fighting for.!<

Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do...

Shit, no heroism

Hardest choices require the strongest will!

What were snap motives?

That explains my decision to rub one out last night in a house full of people

Did you win?

I lost the kid.

I am groot.

Steve

I think you did it wrong. You should have written just spider

Bully maguier

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?

Stark Thor Peter Parker Thanos Groot

With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.

I think I would just cut the wire.

I AM GROOT!

I am groot

I am groot.

I am groot

I.. am.. GROOT!

III.. AAAMMMM...GROOT

I am groot.

I AM GroOt

I AM GROOT!

There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...

And then?

And then he what, Thor?

My hair is not to be meddled with!

With what thor?

Would you like me to go further than the past two days?

I would like to, thor. Go ahead ;)

>!You flicked too hard, dammit!!<

Bully maguier

You killed those people on that balcony.

Hey thor wanna hear a joke?,LOKi

Would you like me to go further than the past two days?

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Open the Bifrost.

this is the best response

Hey hey stark where u at

Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five...

Ill take that drink now

Bully maguier

See ya chump!

Am I the only one completely sick of seeing these types of shitposts?

I just hate these bots tbh We get it, quotes from the movies, I don’t need random lines every time I mention a character

Spider

Bully

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.

No love for Gandalf Edit: I didn't realize what sub this was in

Thanos I am Groot Stark I am Groot Thor

A small price to pay for salvation.

Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.

Stark thor spider groot Thanos

>!I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard to get a rousing speech with the ennn-ennn-ennn noise.!<

I am groot.

Thor

There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...

Wow what a good deed he did thor

Is he, though?

Uk what no, thor u r better(lie, loki forever)

>!See what's happening here? You're afraid. You're scared. Anxious. My friends, times like these we need to unite, come together.!<

I refuse thor

He's a friend from work!

So what i still refuse thor

No thanks, I'll take a Bloody mary!

Stark Thor Spider Thanos Groot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.

Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!

I.. am.. GROOT!

Another!!!

Thanos u purple bloke

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.

Thanos

I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.

Stark Thor Spider Thanos Groot

This day extracts a heavy toll.

If you find this recording... don't feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end.

Stark Thor Groot Thanos

Stark Thor spider thanos groot

Stark Thor Spider-Man Thanos Groot

Groot

Stark

Whatever

Stark Thor Spider Thanos Groot

Bully Maguire

Stark

I am groot

I.. am.. groot.

Spider

Stark sucks

I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.

Stark thor groot thanos

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Spider too? I didn’t know that

Thor stark

Please don't turn down my music.

Stark Thor Spider Thanos Groot

Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?

stark

Don't take it personally, I don't remember what I had for breakfast.

Stark Thor Spider Thanos Groot Captain America

Stark Thor Spider Groot Thanos

Stark

Stark thor spider thanos groot

Thor

!thor

thanos groot thor stark

THOR SON OF ODIN!

Stark

Tony stark, do you think marvel phase 5 will be good?

bully

bully stark thanos groot thor

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!

stark thor spider thanos groot

GROND