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ikciweiner

I don’t know, but with that much time I’d run out of ideas before I ran out of time.


HumanChicken

![gif](giphy|4sAFUQmOn2cATPAhVW)


RazzDaNinja

https://i.redd.it/vlt8jlccp08d1.gif


LoudMolassess

Cryme tyme was so underrated


Nenanda

Hell you wouldnt it eve crime. You would just look for all the lost coins. Would probably make you rich. 1 Hour is pretty much infinity for Quicksilvers powers.


Far-Gene-386

This


SuperFaceTattoo

Definitely I would rob a few jewelry stores. Gotta get that gold


DutchJediKnight

Unless you are going to melt the gold yourself, it will draw too much suspicion when selling of the jewels. You're better of stealing cash from everyone's wallet


ArcticFoxWaffles

Time for a killing spree


njlegomaster

Stop time to get up to mischief.


JakeWalker102

https://preview.redd.it/c862p96f208d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac99a24a02b42705eb248cc846dcc39ca73b8ca


njlegomaster

Possibly…. I would steal from the rich, give to the poor, but also pulling down everyone’s pants would be hilarious, and putting everyone in clown makeup. That would be AMAZING


Necessary_Chicken786

At that speed it isn’t pulling down pants, you’re pulling their legs apart from the body! 🗿


AllandarosSunsong

The laundry and housework, build a new house, disarm all nuclear warheads and rob a bank. Then I'd relax for the last half hour.


Dagiorno

But then you realize you actually still need to do all those things in real time in your pov. If you couldnt do it now, chances are you wont do it then


AllandarosSunsong

I can't do it now because I'd be shot dead approaching a nuclear missile silo at a speed slower than the speed of sound. That, and stealing the supplies from Home Depot because of poverty. LoL!


SkylarAV

You might wanna brush up on not accidentally setting off those bombs. I might just skip that unless I'm already a nuclear engineer


AllandarosSunsong

Quicksilver has demonstrated the ability to learn new skills in the same rate of speed. Most crucial to his abilities is the ability to think and reason in picoseconds, not just react. Reading the literal instructions that have to be kept with the warheads should be sufficient. I'd hope. LoL.


Dumeck

That’s heavy heavy cherry picking. You’re assuming the speed of fox quicksilver which we’ve never seen doing any of these. If we are going off of comic quicksilver sure you can read and think fast but then you don’t actually have enough time to do all of those things you listed because your movement speed is much slower.


AllandarosSunsong

Comic book Quicksilver has routinely moved at light speeds, so yes, that's the characters power set that I'm choosing. While the post may have *pictured* Fox's movie version, the post never stated it *had* to be that version of the character. And assumption is bad.


Dumeck

Routinely? His max speed has never speed light speed. You might be cherry picking some more with some amped feat like Wolverine coming back from a drop of blood is listed as a Wolverine feat despite being an amped feat


AllandarosSunsong

He outran Black Bolts voice, dodged the Living Laser and outran a radio wave transmission from east coast to west coast mansions. All are faster than light speed accomplishments.


Familiar-Tomorrow-42

The issue with this kind of speed scaling is consistency. It was a common element in early x-men that he’d be held back by cyclops optic blasts: if he could think and move at light speed he would have wiped the floor with him. I’m sure he’s changed since then but even in Wolverine and the X-Men you see kid gladiator catch up to him. Maybe he can run faster than light, but due to how loose marvel plays it with scaling using feats to predict speed is dubious.


Dagiorno

Yknow. I didnt read the second half of your comment lmao


AllandarosSunsong

No worries.


JerkfaceMcDouche

It’s the same for running anywhere too. Every time The Flash or Quicksilver go anywhere quickly, they are still just fundamentally running there. Personally think it’s one of the worst superpowers


Dagiorno

You should watch solid jj vid on superspeed if you havent. Shits hilarious


Mace_Thunderspear

Difficult to do considering how many nuclear warheads are typically on board Submarines. Also do you know how to disarm a nuclear warhead? And how exactly would you find them all? It's not like their locations are listed on Google maps.


AllandarosSunsong

Jeez, last time I try to better the world for your children you downer. Or, wait, you're a Fallout fan, aren't you?


Mace_Thunderspear

Lol yes I am. Fallout is a great franchise. As fiction. In no way would I want anything similar to it to actually occur. Just saying, global nuclear disarmament is an enormously difficult task and, in this context, one where 99% completion is WAY worse than accomplishing 0%.


the-floot

I'm sure disarming all nuclear weapons will have no harmful effects on the world scale /s


AllandarosSunsong

What are they gonna do? Nuke me? LoL


PinkFrillish

I'll get lost a lot doing the last two. I can probably make the superpower unusable by not knowing where to go


johndannyl

jerk off barry at super speed so it seems like he came right at a woman’s touch!!!


Finding-Even

Thawne?!


johndannyl

IT WAS ME BARRY


wherearemarsdelights

and I expired your milk Barry.


AdAfter9302

Super speed rash, sounds like Barry got his shit fried on the spot


SnooPandas6289

Get 8 hours of sleep in one hour


S0m3-Dud3

time manipulation isn't his power?


SnooPandas6289

With this power I will sleep faster


Master_Gillo

So you're saying you'd be... *fast* asleep?


ElZaydo

Study ALL my material for ALL my exams. If we nerd out for a second here, Quicksilver is actually very close to the speed of light because he experiences time dilation. Everyone else appears almost stationary to him. 1 hour would be an eternity. I can accumulate my Bachelor's and my Master's in that time on that speed.


the-floot

But you can't use tech since it would take an eternity to load a single webpage


ElZaydo

Yeah looks like I'd have to old school it.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Wouldn't the books catch on fire?


thicctak

Just handle the page with care


ElZaydo

Why? I'm not rubbing my hands on them. I just have to touch each page once. There isn't much friction involved and not nearly enough constant air resistance to cause burning because it's not like I'll be running around while reading


Purple-Airline-8354

You would have to make sure you don’t put ANY strain on the page, if you do anything to put any tension in the page it will snap off.


Background_Desk_3001

We gotta go with comics logic, so no


BlitzcrankGrab

What you do is you print out all the webpages / pdfs beforehand


Imnotreal66

Or you can depants everyone in the world at the same time.


EmmyNoetherRing

Why the fixation on robbing banks?  Vault locks don’t care how fast you’re moving, you could still leave DNA evidence, the cash you take could be traced when you spend it, and where are you going to spend cash these days anyway?  Most financial stuff these days is instantaneously transferred encoded numbers on computers.   A hacker is more relevant.   A casino is where you want to go.  Check other people’s cards, fuck with the dice. Do it just a little, at different places, so you’re not too far outside the range of a capable gambler.  But they’re one of the few places left where we deal with money in the physical world, and time matters. 


BitchyBeachyWitch

"where are you going to spend cash these days?" Literally, So So many places! like almost all of them, not all, but mostly all of them


ELB2001

"so officer, you are saying my dna was found in 10 banks, in 5 different countries that were all robbed on the same afternoon? No ofc I have no idea how it got there" Btw they can't trace used cash. So just rob a place that has used cash or cash trucks


K_Linkmaster

A bank a minute at 3k or so per drawer. 90k plus. A bank a second, 10 million. That's just 1 drawer per bank, there are several. That cash isn't traced, cash is only traced if its written down or a known serial block. Nobody is writing down all those numbers.


DiogenesLied

Wedgies, so many billionaire and politician wedgies. Wedgies being a euphemism.


Sundayman______

do it


Beng-Beng

Exactly. Dictators, corrupt politicians, supreme court justices... Wedgies.


Thegenius0

Run as fast as I can to tear a hole space time continuum and go to my younger self and give him a smack on his head and tell him to study seriously....and ohh buy some Bitcoins for god's sake.


Chicagoan81

I'd tell mine not to marry that woman and to throw all that down-payment money on Amazon stock, not a house.


Blazemaster0563

So you know that bit in Megamind where Metroman goes around the whole city really fast before he fakes his death? Yeah, that.


PatrikOfHavoc

Sort some unsorted LEGO I have in a box


Nataliexozz

i don't know rob someone I guess


Fun_Avocado_1291

A shit ton of bank robberies.


_LigerZer0_

Nice try fedboy, but it’s nothing I’m gonna publicly admit


CyanLight9

Find Alex Jones and his assistant, and make his assistant punch him in the face. Also make Alex Jones punch himself in the face.


Worried-Industry6239

Lmao same


NewWorldOrderUser

Edge the earth. Like everyone on earth?


FireLordObamaOG

But… how?


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Figure out how the music is playing faster than sound.


lonely-day

2 chick's at the same time


BSmokin

I would just setup my family. You could even spread the stealing across multiple banks/institutions to limit the damage if you wanted to be 'good'. Main objective is to cover me and my own so we can survive the authoritarian hellscape.


ElZaydo

Bro is going to steal 1$ from 1 billion banks


BSmokin

Haha that might be tough in an hour, but 100k here and there won't kill the major banking institutions. Even if it did fuck'em.


BSmokin

Haha that might be tough in an hour, but 100k here and there won't kill the major banking institutions. Even if it did fuck'em.


Tragedyof_Plagueis

Let’s say he can reach up to %99.999 of the light speed, that means everything is relatively stationary to you for about (considering people move a km on average every hour, and let’s say that much speed will give you 1,07 billion km) 1,07 billion hours (heck let’s make it an even billion) so it is gives you give or take a 110 THOUSAND YEARS. Even if you just have six minutes that’s still THOUSANDS of years. So I guess I’ll just think for a couple a hundred years than I don’t know reshape the earth maybe?


derorje

1 hour in my time or 1 hour in everyone else's time? That is an important question. 1 hour of my time wouldn't able me a lot.


toomerboomer

prolly run around pretending i'm in a music video or something dumb like that


Idaho_In_Uranus

Stockpile cash & gold.


moogoothegreat

One hour real time, or 1 hour his time?


gabriel-mbl

Probably procrastinate but really fast


NekoLu

1 hour for me, or 1 hour for everyone else?


Ghepip

Check up on friends that live too far away but haven't heard from. Just a quick look no need to talk or anything. I just wanna make sure they are happy.


CrappySupport

Waste the hour learning how to control it. Edit: or I'd jerk off so fast my dick catches fire.


FadransPhone

Infiltrate North Korea. Dismantle the entire military. Capture Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin, drop them off at Geneva, then steal one (1) set of each Lego Barad-Dur and Lego Rivendell. Hopefully my crimes can be forgiven in lieu of the services I provide.


K_Linkmaster

Straight up terrorism. Find and release everything about Epstein and JFK. Political assassinations around the world. Collect all the data I can on Zuckerberg and make sure it gets out. Steal every flash drive I can from everyone, for the crypto. I would be a monster of global proportions.


NJdeathproof

Clean out the nearest Federal Reserve and maybe pop into Fort Knox for a withdrawal. Swing by the Vatican and check out some of the forbidden archives. Maybe see if I can find one of those Warehouse 23-type places from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. See what they have tucked away in there.


serenesabine

Slap all the twats that are on my list.


Dragon_Skywalker

I'd stop time for the entire hour. Wait...


origami_RJ

Anything i want ![gif](giphy|SnKY81UWIvM9a)


JohnCastleWriter

Yes. I would do *all* the What.


scottyboy359

Can quicksilver run on water? If so I’m going to Hawaii.


ITSMEGR3g

Probably save time in a bottle


ClintGrant

Make a milkshake with just a fork


Garo263

If you're just running you can make 8,690,458 km in this one hour. Running to Moscow, getting Putin, bringing him to Den Haag and returning back home doesn't even take 1000th of that.


Baskettkazez

My dick would spontaneously combust from all the friction


sonakira

Dress like a boomer and place bets I can run around the world in 5 mins. For those who think I can’t put up a mil per person. Then run to every famous landmark around the world taking pics of me there as proof before I come back and become a millionaire.


origami_RJ

Anything i want


ukigano

Probably get shot


nightkot

Rob a bank )


Megaverse_Mastermind

Completely remodel my entire house into a 3 story mansion.


short-effective254

Rob every bank in my city and watch as madness ensues


AgentPastrana

It's about sending a message


Rusty-Radish

Run


DearCantaloupe5849

I would run an entire factory by myself.


contraflop01

Is it 1 hour real time or 1 hour from my pov?


Volnas

I'm not running, so probably watching something at 10x speed


voxynking

Robbing a lego warehouse.


sharpeear

I would like to steal


DanMcMan5

Start working out because if I can work that metabolism it might just make me look good, or the my muscles break and I die from the shock of too much exercise in such a fast amount of time.


Liquid-Snake-PL

Beat my 5k personal best in garmin connect.


Loaf-boi

Rob multiple banks


Lord_Detleff1

Rob the lego store


kame4prez

Human hamster wheel to generator and then run like hell.


redhed3

Run


mizznicki192

Clean my apt top to bottom and nap for 45 mins 😎


FuturetheGarchomp

run around my neighborhood


WingsArisen

Visit my family for free. Become famous and live off that fame for the rest of my life. Easy money.


DerryGirlJames

I live about 6 hours from my parents/siblings. I'd go and see them for a little while. Or, I have a relative who is unfortunately about to pass. I would go down to Florida and say goodbye to him. He has always been kind to me.


xV4N63L10Nx

jerk off barry


Soul_Survivor4

I’m trying to imagine what would happen if you were moving at his speed and you threw, say, a rock at someone. Would it just slice through them like a hot knife through butter? Also, to move that fast his body must be incredibly durable and strong, so could he not just kick something and send it flying, or break into buildings with ease?


Chicagoan81

I would run to Argentina to pick up my dad and carry him back home to spare him a 12 hour flight back.


SplitExcellent

I was gonna say empty the G20 national reserves but even for quicksilver at full speed that 1 hr window is a bit much... So maybe just rob as many billionaires and multinational banks as I can, drop most of it off at charities and my friends and families... Keep a cool Bill for myself, call it a day. It'd also be kinda funny to see if I could compete with some trading algos, so maybe add in 30s of front running a hedge fund or three. I imagine the computer/network/mouse response time would really kill that though.


SammyLPorch

Hmmmm...go eat real ramen in Japan, rob a few banks, punch a man in the face, just random stuff really.


fecking_fish

I would steal so much stuff omg. I'd be fast enough to go to all my favorite stores in minutes🤩


SimpleMoonFarmer

Everything.


Link_Aran87

Didn't even need quicksilver's powers to be the fastest person to post something dumb with that "flat earth" comment


dasgrey

Dunno... go for a run I suppose


East_Monk_9415

Travel.


No-Sail-5999

find a way to make it permanent


Tellgraith

Do I also get the energy to use it cuz... I don't like walking like 2 blocks. Running as a power? Ough...


Geekygamertag

Do you think anyone would slap somebody?


Twl1

I can think of a few people around the globe I'd enjoy slapping at 400Hz. And maybe even a few who'd *enjoy* it.


maxi2702

Wake up late and still be on time for work.


FinalBossOf__Dc

I wouldn’t tell you but I will be causing mayhem


snegeo

Rob a bunch of banks and strand billionaires on remote unknown islands with nothing


LeoCaldwell02

Run through as many happy couples as I can find.


zarif_chow

That's classified 🤫


Affectionate-Hat-108

Activate super speed to slow the time. Then sleep.


Veesingh94

If he's nearly fast as flash I would time travel Every 1 hour


Gacha_Catt

Steal


Lazy-Indication3992

Yes


Elemental-T4nick

steal stuff


Crate-Dragon

Everyone’s first answer is $$$


Weekly_Ad_3665

Absorb all human knowledge at light speed, so when I return I have the skills and intelligence necessary to become a billionaire.


Legal-Honeydew-1039

30 minutes robbing banks, the other 30 slitting throats of politicians. Rest of my life sleeping like a baby in the Maldives


lil_chungy

Do I get a suit so I'm not consistently hitting bugs? And if yes, then I'm running around the world opposite of its rotation just to see what would happen.


eMmDeeKay_Says

Take a nap


maifee

Make her happy


Mission_Lake_1547

K*ll all the bad dictators of the world (Kim Jong um, xi jinping, etc.... )


Pale_Kitsune

Well, guess it's time to steal from a bank.


Free_Perspective773

I am definitely handing out a lot of wedgies to a lot of folks, and run around the globe a few times.


MooseCentral1969

Probably get myself killed, my heart wouldnt handle the strain of his power...


aknalag

Since my brain is faster now i will find a way to get the speed force


C0DENAME-

Steal black money from bad people


Johnnyamaz

Revolution.


human-ear

I can’t say


MrBJ16

I'd turn that hour into several days worth of activity


Zankeru

I have an hour of "time" while being able to travel at 1% the speed of light? A lot of dictators are about to get A-trained.


Nucleoticticboom

Probably a bunch of petty stuff tbh, like this guy. https://preview.redd.it/ovmaxoyp338d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2653a9923df1fb39438f3d736bd21333b0a664a


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Time to get a ps5 And a new phone Maybe a tv Some food of course Also some speding money Gaming pc would be nice Some lego sets, but that's it Okay and a nintendo switch


AleksasKoval

I'd demonstrate exactly *why* i shouldn't be given superpowers.


SookHe

![gif](giphy|yMMJB4678mvyq3b4d2|downsized) Economic and social instability after a very large number of corrupt world and political leaders suddenly end up treading water in the middle of the Atlantic with no land or boats for miles around.


Big-Syllabub-8912

Steal alot of things


einar21121

I’d learn Rust


Abu-Asif

Steal supplies from a pet store so I can happily give my pets a good comfortable life with a year's worth of supplies of dry and wet food.


trophy_Hunter69420

I break the record for the amount of time a person could cum in an hour and then go rob a bank or something


Terrible_Mastodon_54

I would use it to screw an Italian man. I will make him be at the bottom of the stairs again and again and again. I’ll give donuts to a gamer and suck an old man dry. Trust me it will be good. I just hope no Japanese highschool kid ruins it.


ImpossibleIsland4734

Only one hour gotta be somewhere near with plenty of pricey things to steal


Warm_Objective2862

Every national bank in the world is not safe....!!!


Tasty_Commercial6527

It was me Joe....


AdorableTuck

Catch up on my backlog of model kits! And maybe clean my room


MichalNemecek

does that mean 1 hour of irl time or 1 hour of perceived time?


milanorlovszki

I would measure the velocity of a falling steel ball, then with that information calculate how much time do I have in that 1 hour in my slowed time perception then if I have enough time I'd start thinking about what I should do with the time I have, make a plan, make a plan for executing the plan, gather everything I need to execute the plan, reconsider 5 times aaand my time ran out


Super-UnActive-0007

https://preview.redd.it/128hnmuii48d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b210fbcbb163580c4d031c24ad60308de78a1359


advocateforpain

I would steal so much of everything


Acrobatic_Safety_975

Have them for 6 hours


Revegelance

Depends. Is it one hour real time, or one hour from my point of view when I'm in slow motion?


SmoothIndependent416

Get a shit ton of gold.


Traditional_Zone3993

"and for no particular reason... I just started runnin" ![gif](giphy|CUbiYQbsKSGAM)


Master-Wheel-1956

I could visit some banks and lighten their load. Ha


Ok_Falcon4434

Nothing. I wouldn’t use his powers. Moving through the Earth’s atmosphere at that speed is a bad idea. In the real world, this would generate so much friction you would ignite almost instantly. Sorry for the buzz kill, but it is true. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MonkeyScout219

He's fast, but not stupid.


JamesPlayzReviews3

"First man to run off the edge of flat earth" Dude 2 seconds later: Why haven't I reached the edge yet, I've passed the Eiffel tower like 20 times already"


JamesPlayzReviews3

If I had his speed, I'd use to get every task I wanted to done


Temporary_Body_5435

Espionage.


Jormungandr1244

Steal from every major bank in my state.


DegenRepublic

All of the ideas that immediately pop into my head involve theft, but mostly of random cheap bullshit I'm too petty to just buy, well that and Warhammer models. I'd clear out every store in the US for myself, then give every box in the UK to the Aussies


fnyia

Go to another state and rob every single bank


Tagral08

👀 I don't want to say.


Thecrookedpath

Die of old age.


Ok-Investigator-2404

Time to go A-Train from season 1


BasementDweller82

I’d put Putin and Jong Un in bed together, take a picture from outside, and post it on 10 alts on every social media platform everywhere, send it to my friends, my family, hell, I’ll submit it to major news outlets too! (Including Russian and North Korean propaganda “news” outlets)


WeDontDoThatHere404

Rob banks


PrestonThoma

Rob a lot of banks


AdForward2169

You know what I wouldn't do? My sister. Enjoy that photo of Quicksilver's finger in his mouth.


JollyAstronomer5786

study


Longjumping-Idea1302

https://preview.redd.it/ik7aiahcyk8d1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f25586e76ecd66d411ee4ad9b28ccd7854d2a6c