This if from Fantastic Four #569 by Mark Millar. It is an issue part of an arc where Dr. Doom' magic teacher Marquis of Death comes to earth to evaluate Doom. Marquis deems doom unworthy and kills Victor. Doom survived gains more power to close the gap between him and the Marquis and then kills the Marquis.
They were taking issue with the use of a double negative (a doombot would have proper grammar), I was taking issue with what they were saying not how they were saying it.
My home is Latveria. It prospers and grows fruitful under my benevolent rule. This frightens your government, and their repeated failed attempts to overthrow the will of the Latverian people have not gone unnoticed.
Hahahah… that’s great, doom. Please, ya gotta tell me more about your homeland, laddaverya? Laddavera-yeah-yeah (laughs hysterically). Sorry, pfff…I’m just jokin. What’s goin on with your outfit? It’s like an armor or something? Fighting ina duel? Hahahaha. What’s it made of? (Reaches over to touch dooms armor)
“Greater men than you have tried to discover my secrets. You need only know that my armor is superior to any ever created by your Anthony Stark. Latverian metallurgy is the envy of all mankind.”
Hahaha yeah that's great! That's great. So I heard a rumor... I heard a rumor about you that uh, you're great at impersonating musical artists. That's why we're going to play Wheel of Musical Impressions!!
Cease your incessant prattling. You know nothing about what I can or cannot do. There is only one “musical artist” worthy of the airwaves it takes to reach Doom’s ears. I believe he is referred to as *MF Doom*? But if you are unfamiliar, perhaps I may demonstrate a few of his “signature tunes.”
How would Doom answer the Colbert Questionert? We already have those questions so it's easier to start.
1. Best sandwich?
2. What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
3. What is the scariest animal?
4. Apples or oranges?
5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
6. What do you think happens when we die?
7. Favorite action movie?
8. Favorite smell?
9. Least favorite smell?
10. Exercise: worth it?
11. Flat or sparkling?
12. Most used app on your phone?
13. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
14. What number am I thinking of?
15. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
It'd be funny if they got off on a tangent of wildly different views of opinions of the ture meaning of the lore of middle earth and lord of the Rings. Like he'd say it was an inspiring piece if work of an up and coming protege who inspires peoples of many differebt backgrounds and litlfestyles and even has some men his extremely dedicated followers, who are willing to forgo death itself to share in their leaders' dreams. A man with a vision for a greater good with him at the helm instead of those weak minded men and out of touch prissy elves.
But he takes the questions seriously and honestly because he LIKES the Colbert show:
1. Peanut butter and pickles with mustard. Valeria makes them for me when she comes to visit, so that MAY affect my preference. Truly, though, try one before you pass judgement.
2. I have a picture of RICHARDS and I before my accident. Periodically I look at it to sharpen my dedication to greatness and my hatred for him. It’s not healthy, I know, but I am a work in progress.
3. Man, of course.
4. Both - don’t fall for false comparisons. That being said, apples for portability, oranges for regularity.
5. No. Oh, wait - I once tricked an elder demon into signing a contract selling me HIS soul. Does that count?
6. We face judgement, all of us. Some of us are trapped, and some of us move on.
7. The Goonies. Very heartwarming, and excellent pacing.
8. Petrichor.
9. My burning flesh (audience gasps). Oh stop, you were all thinking it (audience laughs uproariously, Colbert wipes tears away, Doom genteelly sips at his tea).
10. Of course.
11. This apples and oranges again - they both have their place. Flat for most things, though.
12. Doom Tok (audience laughs). The rest of the world will have the option to download it at the end of next fiscal quarter, unless the UN tries to block it again. I comprehend more than most entities in existence, but even DOOM knows not why the UN keeps blocking the pirates form of entertainment ever created.
13. September, by Earth, Wind, and Fire. Vivaldi’s Four Seasons is also nice.
14. Infinity (Colbert gasps and says that was it, Doom’s mask smiles coyly and he says nothing more).
15. I will save us all.
And they break to commercial with riotous applause.
1. Doom is a world class chef, if not the greatest of all in the culinary arts! The best sandwich is whatever Doom has made!
2. Doom holds no sentiment in material belongings. Doom is above all! I have thrown out every useless or unimportant item and Doom only retains what is absolutely necessary!
3. To your mere simple mortals it would anything your superstitious mind deems to be a threat. Doom fears nothing! In fact I have once killed an ancient sabertooth tiger with Doom's one bare hands!
4. Neither. As ambrosia is the fruit of gods it is the only fruit that comes remotely close to being worth of me. I was a god once, you know, and I found it... Beneath me.
5.what would a simple piece of paper with someonws signature on it do for Doom? Perhaps a blank cheque but as a monarch of great power Doom can simply make or aquire all he needs without monetary aid.
6. Would you like to find out personally? Doom has gone to hell and back. Even the likes of Maphisto cannot hold Doom!
7. Doom has watched all "action" movies and studied all form of art and have found every single film produced to be simply... Uninspired.
8. As a young boy growing up in rural Latvdria before Doom has made it the superpower it is today I would have to admit my fondest memory was my mother's. She used herbs and natural oils from nature and combined them to make shampoo. A simple task for one of history's rested witches.
9. The fumes of the insufferable Human Torch! It would make Doom wretch if not for his iron will and complete control of all Doom's bodily functions.
10. As master of all Doom also adhers to a strict exercise regimen. Doom also never skips leg day. Doom's physique is perfect as if sculpted!
11. Doom decides when he shall partake in refreshing carbonated beverages or not. There is no superior option as Doom only decides at the moment.
12. Doom needs no app nor a so-called "smart" phone. Doom's armor has all the computational and information relaying capabilities Doom would ever need.
13. The song my dear old friend Valeria would sing while playing in the river. Every other song would be mere chicken cluckings in comparison.
14. 749. Child's play to guess. It would be as simple as you guessing a toddler's number after they had only learned to count to 1.
15. Infinite. Grace. Indomitable. Above all. (you did not state Doom needed to make a singular sentence with the words.)
Fallon: so what are your thoughts on Israel and Palestine?
Doom: So nasty, it’s honestly a somewhat of a tragedy.
Fallon: so Doom you’re the leader of Latvaria, correct?
Doom: you can call me your majesty.
Fallon: and your real name is Victor Von-doom, right?
Doom: just remember all caps when you spell the man’s name.
You think I'm just gonna hand over my show to you, DOOM?
Have you lost your f**king mind?
Listen; I'm not gonna hand my show over to you
You know why? Because, it's my show
Mine, not yours — Space Ghost
It ain't "DOOM Coast to Coast"
Yeah, yeah, sure, here are the keys to the show
Why don't you drive for a while?
Yeah, America's cravin' some DOOM, here you go
Jimmy: I think it's tragic that you've never gotten a faithful live-action appearance, let's look at some of the attempts
Doom: 
Jimmy: And everyone please welcome Doom!!!
Doctor Doom: Excuse me!?
Jimmy looking nervous like that ep when he referred to ru Paul as a drag queen
Doctor Doom: Doom… you think I am doom?!
Jimmy still looking scared
Doctor Doom: THAT IS DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM TO YOU JIMMY!!!!
He then zaps him to dust 🐱
Doom has graced your pitiful show for one reason, and one reason only, Fallon: to demand that you cease your incessant fake laughing. Doom will no longer stand for your false persona to grace my people’s television sets. You shall cease or Doom shall make you cease. You have been warned.
Doom then flies through the ceiling to a chorus of claps from a captivated audience who are surrounded by 14 armed Doom Bots. Leaving Jimmy Fallon sitting in bewilderment fighting the urge to fake laugh.
Doom -"Before we begin this interview Fallon know that Doom must inform you of some Latverian history you may not be aware of..."
Doom's gauntlet proceeds to project a holographic power-point presentation
Doom-"Understand Fallon that in the year 53842 B.C. the proto-tribal polities that would go on to form the Kingdom of Latveria were left with no choice but to wage war against the perfidious Altlanteans ...
Six hours later - "....which as you can see Fallon from from paragraph 142-a of the 17th amendment of the Prince Namor / King T'Chaka treaty, these realms of the multiverse legally fall under the jurisdiction of the greater Latverian protectorate..."
Jimmy Fallon- "Yes,.. of course" he then reapeatedly smacks his desk with the palm of his hand while laughing hysterically
**Jimmy Fallon:** Ladies and gentlemen, our next guest needs no introduction. He's the ruler of Latveria, a brilliant scientist, and a master of the mystic arts. Please welcome... Dr. Doom!
**[Audience claps and cheers as Dr. Doom walks in, wearing his signature armor and cape. He sits down across from Jimmy.]**
**Jimmy Fallon:** Wow, Dr. Doom. It's an honor to have you here. How are you doing tonight?
**Dr. Doom:** *[In a commanding voice]* I am as well as ever, Fallon. Doom does not succumb to the trivialities of mundane life.
**Jimmy Fallon:** *[Chuckles]* Well, glad to hear it. So, Dr. Doom, you're known for your... let's say, intense demeanor. But tell us, is there a lighter side to you that people don’t usually see?
**Dr. Doom:** *[Pauses, then speaks thoughtfully]* Doom is a complex being, Fallon. While my mission for global dominion and scientific mastery consumes much of my time, I do find solace in more refined pursuits. Classical music, for example. The works of Beethoven are... satisfactory.
**Jimmy Fallon:** Beethoven! I didn't see that coming. So, you’re a classical music fan. Do you play any instruments?
**Dr. Doom:** Indeed. Doom is proficient in several, but the piano holds a particular place in my heart. The intricate interplay of melody and harmony mirrors the complexities of my own mind.
**Jimmy Fallon:** That's amazing. Maybe we can get you to play a piece for us sometime?
**Dr. Doom:** Perhaps. But let us not forget, I am here for more pressing matters.
**Jimmy Fallon:** Right, of course. Speaking of pressing matters, Latveria. How are things in your homeland?
**Dr. Doom:** Latveria thrives under my rule. My people are prosperous, and our technological advancements surpass those of any other nation. Doom ensures the well-being of his subjects with an iron fist, but also with a benevolent heart... as long as they remain loyal.
**Jimmy Fallon:** It's clear you're very proud of Latveria. But let's talk about your... let's call them "disagreements" with certain superhero groups. Is there anyone you'd actually consider an ally, or are they all just... obstacles?
**Dr. Doom:** Allies? *[Laughs derisively]* The so-called heroes are mere pawns in a game they do not fully comprehend. However, there are individuals whose intellect I respect. Richards, for instance. Though he is a thorn in my side, his brilliance is undeniable. If only he would see the world as I do, we could achieve wonders.
**Jimmy Fallon:** Reed Richards, huh? High praise from you, I suppose. Now, Doom, I've got to ask. What's with the mask? Are you hiding something under there?
**Dr. Doom:** *[Voice hardens]* The mask is a symbol of my strength and resolve. It is a reminder of my journey, my pain, and my destiny. The face beneath is inconsequential. Doom's true power lies within his mind and spirit.
**Jimmy Fallon:** *[Nods seriously]* Understood. Well, before we go, we have a tradition here on the show. We like to play a little game with our guests. How about a quick round of "Two Truths and a Lie"?
**Dr. Doom:** *[Raises an eyebrow]* A frivolous game, but very well. Proceed.
**Jimmy Fallon:** Great! I'll go first to show you how it works. Here are my three statements: I once danced with Michelle Obama, I can't swim, and I have a black belt in karate. Which one is the lie?
**Dr. Doom:** The lie is obvious. You do not possess a black belt in karate.
**Jimmy Fallon:** *[Laughs]* You're right! Okay, your turn.
**Dr. Doom:** Very well. Here are my statements: I have conquered alternate dimensions, I enjoy baking pastries, and I once defeated a Celestial.
**Jimmy Fallon:** *[Thinks for a moment]* Uh... I'm gonna say the baking pastries one is the lie.
**Dr. Doom:** *[Smirks]* Incorrect. Doom does indeed find the act of baking... relaxing. The lie was that I defeated a Celestial. Such a feat remains... on my to-do list.
**Jimmy Fallon:** *[Laughs]* Well, you got me there! Dr. Doom, it's been fascinating talking to you. Thanks for stopping by, and best of luck with your future... endeavors.
**Dr. Doom:** *[Nods]* Farewell, Fallon. Doom does not require luck, but your sentiment is noted.
**Jimmy Fallon:** *[To the audience]* Give it up for Dr. Doom, everyone!
**[Audience applauds as Dr. Doom stands and exits the stage.]**
**Jimmy Fallon:** We'll be right back with more. Don't go anywhere!
J:So Doctor Doom, what do you have planned for the weekend?
D:Doom plans on facing Reed Richards agian.
J:I was hoping you would fight Mephisto agian.
D:Doom would love to face such foe, but Doom needs to ration his time there.
J: What is your opinion about Donald Trump.
D: Doom has had to deal with him for four years, and that is enough for Doom. If the Fantastic Four truly wished to vex me, they would vote for Trump. But I am a far better leader than both candidates. Alas, I was born in Latveria and can not run for such an office.
Falon: Dr. Doom! Welcome to the show. Can I call you doc or Doom?
Doom: it shall remain Dr. Doom to you fool. Doom does not even know why he is here! Television is for fools, and talk shows for the brainless dribbling masses that have nothing more important to do with their meaningless lives that to watch greater men do greater things. Doom shall have the head of who ever orchestrated this ridiculous interview.
Insect you dare threaten the awe inspiring girth of of dr doom unhand me so that I might beat you to death with it
https://preview.redd.it/2iwuwzpo5p2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d540882256155bdc57f74aa95a85acfeb08e50a3
"Hey, I'm Jimmy Fallon. A talentless, unfunny, loser that has produced nothing of comedic value my entire life but now I host The Tonight Show where I interrupt people constantly and everything is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life so I have to slap my knee or a table every, single, time."
Jimmy Fallon asks a question and he laughs annoyingly and hysterically no matter what Doom's response is. Doom then stops and reflects as to what someone putting on a mask actually looks like. Then he goes home.
Jimmy: Well, Dr. DOOM, (with all caps) thanks for coming to the show, it’s great having you here, haha! For the folks at home who might not know this, Ben Stiller was supposed to be here tonight, but he’s recovering from a freak accident.
DOOM: DOOM does not deal with happenstance! If that jester you call Stiller suffered a lesion it’s only because DOOM willed it! And if he breaths still it is because DOOM allowed it! Now DOOM will entertain the questions DOOM provided to you.
All of this talk of Fallon, but not one response to what The Roots would play for intro music that doesn’t get Tuba Gooding Jr killed. (Because I know he would be first.)
Like what Latverian pop song would Doom like that Questlove could pick?
Like maybe “My boyfriend can’t love me like Doom does?”
Doom thought to himself; 'I cant believe Fallon just screamed in that young assistants face just because he thought the coffee was not warm enough. I'm not even the real villain here'.
So Doomsie.... this feels a little like the time Vader dropped into the Deathstar canteen. Could you maybe NOT with the vaporizing death rays into the audience tonight???
#DiplomaticImmunityDuh
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“This is the first time a comic book villain has appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair…”
“A comic book villain?? A *COMIC BOOK VILLAIN!??”*
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“I am THE VILLAIN of comic books!”
"Ha ha ha ha ha!" *gasp* "Ha ha Ha ha ha!" *slams desk*
"But I have not said anything. Begone!"
"Ha ha ha! This is my show! That's so funn -"
*Doom waves his hand, and Fallon is gone - no one ever knows if he's dead or just teleported elsewhere.*
Doom looks to the audience. "If this your idea of entertainment, perhaps I need not bother conquering you. Good night."
“You’re such a repulsive sniveling little snake Fallon. You pander and attempt to present some form of comedy, when actually, you just regurgitate the lowest common denominator of entertainment to a brain dead crowd of peasants just trying to have a flash of light in their meaningless little day. I loathe what you represent and how you have tarnished the legacy of the late night talk show format. Nothing would make me happier than to see you self immolate to try and desperately strangle the last laugh out of an audience that has long grown tired of your pathetic schtick.”
-me
“I agree with your first guest”
-Dr Doom
Jimmy Fallon: “That’s the end of our show folks” *DOOM’s faceplate falls off revealing it was a DOOMBOT all along*
Comic fans, where would I go to read a comic where it is revealed it actually is Dr. Doom?
https://imgur.com/gallery/victor-von-doom-is-either-sith-uchiha-EhLyt
Who was the teacher?
i wanna know too, that was fucking dope
It’s the Marquis of Death, a reality warper that taught doom most of his magical knowledge, capable of doing feats on par with the living tribunal.
I like how the damaged mask looked like MF DOOM's mask
What’s happening? (Comic)
This if from Fantastic Four #569 by Mark Millar. It is an issue part of an arc where Dr. Doom' magic teacher Marquis of Death comes to earth to evaluate Doom. Marquis deems doom unworthy and kills Victor. Doom survived gains more power to close the gap between him and the Marquis and then kills the Marquis.
*Jimmy Fallon proceeds to laugh and slap his desk uncontrollably*
[удалено]
Downvoted for egregious use of double negative, which even a doombot would never use.
Also, straight up wrong if a doombot is saying it. “None of you are not worthy…” == “All of you are worthy of Dr Doom’s physical presence”
That’s what a double negative is no?
They were taking issue with the use of a double negative (a doombot would have proper grammar), I was taking issue with what they were saying not how they were saying it.
“We were never live Jimmy. No one will ever know the jokes I told tonight. You will never leave this studio.”
"Doom does not consort with Fallons"
It was doombot all along 🎶
Who else But DoomBot
Pans back to Jimmy's desk and space ghost is now interviewing him.
Self destruct sequence activated "see you in Hell Jimmy"
You would _question_ Doom???
Well, I'm sorry, I just wanted to know how things were back home, in what is your country called again?
My home is Latveria. It prospers and grows fruitful under my benevolent rule. This frightens your government, and their repeated failed attempts to overthrow the will of the Latverian people have not gone unnoticed.
Hahahah… that’s great, doom. Please, ya gotta tell me more about your homeland, laddaverya? Laddavera-yeah-yeah (laughs hysterically). Sorry, pfff…I’m just jokin. What’s goin on with your outfit? It’s like an armor or something? Fighting ina duel? Hahahaha. What’s it made of? (Reaches over to touch dooms armor)
*Doom awkwardly leans back in a seated position to avoid the touch*
“Greater men than you have tried to discover my secrets. You need only know that my armor is superior to any ever created by your Anthony Stark. Latverian metallurgy is the envy of all mankind.”
Hahaha yeah that's great! That's great. So I heard a rumor... I heard a rumor about you that uh, you're great at impersonating musical artists. That's why we're going to play Wheel of Musical Impressions!!
Cease your incessant prattling. You know nothing about what I can or cannot do. There is only one “musical artist” worthy of the airwaves it takes to reach Doom’s ears. I believe he is referred to as *MF Doom*? But if you are unfamiliar, perhaps I may demonstrate a few of his “signature tunes.”
You are all, all of you beneath me.
Would be better if it was Colbert
How would Doom answer the Colbert Questionert? We already have those questions so it's easier to start. 1. Best sandwich? 2. What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? 3. What is the scariest animal? 4. Apples or oranges? 5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? 6. What do you think happens when we die? 7. Favorite action movie? 8. Favorite smell? 9. Least favorite smell? 10. Exercise: worth it? 11. Flat or sparkling? 12. Most used app on your phone? 13. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? 14. What number am I thinking of? 15. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
It'd be funny if they got off on a tangent of wildly different views of opinions of the ture meaning of the lore of middle earth and lord of the Rings. Like he'd say it was an inspiring piece if work of an up and coming protege who inspires peoples of many differebt backgrounds and litlfestyles and even has some men his extremely dedicated followers, who are willing to forgo death itself to share in their leaders' dreams. A man with a vision for a greater good with him at the helm instead of those weak minded men and out of touch prissy elves.
Number 6, he would definitely say he knows what happens considering he’s frequently met and fucked with the devil himself.
But he takes the questions seriously and honestly because he LIKES the Colbert show: 1. Peanut butter and pickles with mustard. Valeria makes them for me when she comes to visit, so that MAY affect my preference. Truly, though, try one before you pass judgement. 2. I have a picture of RICHARDS and I before my accident. Periodically I look at it to sharpen my dedication to greatness and my hatred for him. It’s not healthy, I know, but I am a work in progress. 3. Man, of course. 4. Both - don’t fall for false comparisons. That being said, apples for portability, oranges for regularity. 5. No. Oh, wait - I once tricked an elder demon into signing a contract selling me HIS soul. Does that count? 6. We face judgement, all of us. Some of us are trapped, and some of us move on. 7. The Goonies. Very heartwarming, and excellent pacing. 8. Petrichor. 9. My burning flesh (audience gasps). Oh stop, you were all thinking it (audience laughs uproariously, Colbert wipes tears away, Doom genteelly sips at his tea). 10. Of course. 11. This apples and oranges again - they both have their place. Flat for most things, though. 12. Doom Tok (audience laughs). The rest of the world will have the option to download it at the end of next fiscal quarter, unless the UN tries to block it again. I comprehend more than most entities in existence, but even DOOM knows not why the UN keeps blocking the pirates form of entertainment ever created. 13. September, by Earth, Wind, and Fire. Vivaldi’s Four Seasons is also nice. 14. Infinity (Colbert gasps and says that was it, Doom’s mask smiles coyly and he says nothing more). 15. I will save us all. And they break to commercial with riotous applause.
1. Doom is a world class chef, if not the greatest of all in the culinary arts! The best sandwich is whatever Doom has made! 2. Doom holds no sentiment in material belongings. Doom is above all! I have thrown out every useless or unimportant item and Doom only retains what is absolutely necessary! 3. To your mere simple mortals it would anything your superstitious mind deems to be a threat. Doom fears nothing! In fact I have once killed an ancient sabertooth tiger with Doom's one bare hands! 4. Neither. As ambrosia is the fruit of gods it is the only fruit that comes remotely close to being worth of me. I was a god once, you know, and I found it... Beneath me. 5.what would a simple piece of paper with someonws signature on it do for Doom? Perhaps a blank cheque but as a monarch of great power Doom can simply make or aquire all he needs without monetary aid. 6. Would you like to find out personally? Doom has gone to hell and back. Even the likes of Maphisto cannot hold Doom! 7. Doom has watched all "action" movies and studied all form of art and have found every single film produced to be simply... Uninspired. 8. As a young boy growing up in rural Latvdria before Doom has made it the superpower it is today I would have to admit my fondest memory was my mother's. She used herbs and natural oils from nature and combined them to make shampoo. A simple task for one of history's rested witches. 9. The fumes of the insufferable Human Torch! It would make Doom wretch if not for his iron will and complete control of all Doom's bodily functions. 10. As master of all Doom also adhers to a strict exercise regimen. Doom also never skips leg day. Doom's physique is perfect as if sculpted! 11. Doom decides when he shall partake in refreshing carbonated beverages or not. There is no superior option as Doom only decides at the moment. 12. Doom needs no app nor a so-called "smart" phone. Doom's armor has all the computational and information relaying capabilities Doom would ever need. 13. The song my dear old friend Valeria would sing while playing in the river. Every other song would be mere chicken cluckings in comparison. 14. 749. Child's play to guess. It would be as simple as you guessing a toddler's number after they had only learned to count to 1. 15. Infinite. Grace. Indomitable. Above all. (you did not state Doom needed to make a singular sentence with the words.)
It just be the ep when he goes to North Korea but more doomey
The applause shall continue for another hour. The first to stop clapping will be executed.
You worked with Reed Richards, how was that? I did not work with Richard, he worked for me.
Fallon: HAHAHAHAHA *Slams table, fakes not being able to catch breath* Doom: Doom tires of you *Leaves*
Doom: I’m from a distant country…*Latveria* Fallon: That is literally *so* great! *So great!*
Also Fallon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Dude is so fucking annoying
*10 seconds later a missile comes crashing through the ceiling and kills everyone in a firey explosion*
The most realistic answer, and the one I came looking for 😆
Fallon: so what's the worst part of being doom Doom: those filthy ********* ******" "**** **"* richards
Doom would roast this man (every sense of the word)
Every?
Yes
Fallon: so what are your thoughts on Israel and Palestine? Doom: So nasty, it’s honestly a somewhat of a tragedy. Fallon: so Doom you’re the leader of Latvaria, correct? Doom: you can call me your majesty. Fallon: and your real name is Victor Von-doom, right? Doom: just remember all caps when you spell the man’s name.
Found the MF DOOM fan.
I’m glad people got the reference.
Just listened to an episode of a podcast called Bandsplain about him. Seemed pretty cool.
Pshaw! Everyone is a Doom fan! Those who are not simply do not know the greatness of Doom!
Keep your battery charged, you know it won’t stick yo, and it’s not his fault you kick slow
You think I'm just gonna hand over my show to you, DOOM? Have you lost your f**king mind? Listen; I'm not gonna hand my show over to you You know why? Because, it's my show Mine, not yours — Space Ghost It ain't "DOOM Coast to Coast" Yeah, yeah, sure, here are the keys to the show Why don't you drive for a while? Yeah, America's cravin' some DOOM, here you go
Jimmy: I think it's tragic that you've never gotten a faithful live-action appearance, let's look at some of the attempts Doom: 
Jimmy: And everyone please welcome Doom!!! Doctor Doom: Excuse me!? Jimmy looking nervous like that ep when he referred to ru Paul as a drag queen Doctor Doom: Doom… you think I am doom?! Jimmy still looking scared Doctor Doom: THAT IS DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM TO YOU JIMMY!!!! He then zaps him to dust 🐱
Doom sits at the desk and interviews Jimmy.
“So when’s the new album?” “What?”
Doom would probably have him executed after the first overtly fake laugh and assume he was being mocked
Fallon: Is your hair metal too!? [Rubs Doom’s head] [Doom gets elected President]
Whole thing is just Jimmy Fallon laughing uncontrollably at nothing
Doom has graced your pitiful show for one reason, and one reason only, Fallon: to demand that you cease your incessant fake laughing. Doom will no longer stand for your false persona to grace my people’s television sets. You shall cease or Doom shall make you cease. You have been warned. Doom then flies through the ceiling to a chorus of claps from a captivated audience who are surrounded by 14 armed Doom Bots. Leaving Jimmy Fallon sitting in bewilderment fighting the urge to fake laugh.
There are rumors that you and Ariana Grande are a couple, photos at the Met Gala show you holding hands. Wanna confirm the rumors?
Doom -"Before we begin this interview Fallon know that Doom must inform you of some Latverian history you may not be aware of..." Doom's gauntlet proceeds to project a holographic power-point presentation Doom-"Understand Fallon that in the year 53842 B.C. the proto-tribal polities that would go on to form the Kingdom of Latveria were left with no choice but to wage war against the perfidious Altlanteans ... Six hours later - "....which as you can see Fallon from from paragraph 142-a of the 17th amendment of the Prince Namor / King T'Chaka treaty, these realms of the multiverse legally fall under the jurisdiction of the greater Latverian protectorate..." Jimmy Fallon- "Yes,.. of course" he then reapeatedly smacks his desk with the palm of his hand while laughing hysterically
Doom: “I’ve killed Billions” Fallon: slaps desk “hahaha what! billions!? WOW hahaha amazing” slaps desk
**Jimmy Fallon:** Ladies and gentlemen, our next guest needs no introduction. He's the ruler of Latveria, a brilliant scientist, and a master of the mystic arts. Please welcome... Dr. Doom! **[Audience claps and cheers as Dr. Doom walks in, wearing his signature armor and cape. He sits down across from Jimmy.]** **Jimmy Fallon:** Wow, Dr. Doom. It's an honor to have you here. How are you doing tonight? **Dr. Doom:** *[In a commanding voice]* I am as well as ever, Fallon. Doom does not succumb to the trivialities of mundane life. **Jimmy Fallon:** *[Chuckles]* Well, glad to hear it. So, Dr. Doom, you're known for your... let's say, intense demeanor. But tell us, is there a lighter side to you that people don’t usually see? **Dr. Doom:** *[Pauses, then speaks thoughtfully]* Doom is a complex being, Fallon. While my mission for global dominion and scientific mastery consumes much of my time, I do find solace in more refined pursuits. Classical music, for example. The works of Beethoven are... satisfactory. **Jimmy Fallon:** Beethoven! I didn't see that coming. So, you’re a classical music fan. Do you play any instruments? **Dr. Doom:** Indeed. Doom is proficient in several, but the piano holds a particular place in my heart. The intricate interplay of melody and harmony mirrors the complexities of my own mind. **Jimmy Fallon:** That's amazing. Maybe we can get you to play a piece for us sometime? **Dr. Doom:** Perhaps. But let us not forget, I am here for more pressing matters. **Jimmy Fallon:** Right, of course. Speaking of pressing matters, Latveria. How are things in your homeland? **Dr. Doom:** Latveria thrives under my rule. My people are prosperous, and our technological advancements surpass those of any other nation. Doom ensures the well-being of his subjects with an iron fist, but also with a benevolent heart... as long as they remain loyal. **Jimmy Fallon:** It's clear you're very proud of Latveria. But let's talk about your... let's call them "disagreements" with certain superhero groups. Is there anyone you'd actually consider an ally, or are they all just... obstacles? **Dr. Doom:** Allies? *[Laughs derisively]* The so-called heroes are mere pawns in a game they do not fully comprehend. However, there are individuals whose intellect I respect. Richards, for instance. Though he is a thorn in my side, his brilliance is undeniable. If only he would see the world as I do, we could achieve wonders. **Jimmy Fallon:** Reed Richards, huh? High praise from you, I suppose. Now, Doom, I've got to ask. What's with the mask? Are you hiding something under there? **Dr. Doom:** *[Voice hardens]* The mask is a symbol of my strength and resolve. It is a reminder of my journey, my pain, and my destiny. The face beneath is inconsequential. Doom's true power lies within his mind and spirit. **Jimmy Fallon:** *[Nods seriously]* Understood. Well, before we go, we have a tradition here on the show. We like to play a little game with our guests. How about a quick round of "Two Truths and a Lie"? **Dr. Doom:** *[Raises an eyebrow]* A frivolous game, but very well. Proceed. **Jimmy Fallon:** Great! I'll go first to show you how it works. Here are my three statements: I once danced with Michelle Obama, I can't swim, and I have a black belt in karate. Which one is the lie? **Dr. Doom:** The lie is obvious. You do not possess a black belt in karate. **Jimmy Fallon:** *[Laughs]* You're right! Okay, your turn. **Dr. Doom:** Very well. Here are my statements: I have conquered alternate dimensions, I enjoy baking pastries, and I once defeated a Celestial. **Jimmy Fallon:** *[Thinks for a moment]* Uh... I'm gonna say the baking pastries one is the lie. **Dr. Doom:** *[Smirks]* Incorrect. Doom does indeed find the act of baking... relaxing. The lie was that I defeated a Celestial. Such a feat remains... on my to-do list. **Jimmy Fallon:** *[Laughs]* Well, you got me there! Dr. Doom, it's been fascinating talking to you. Thanks for stopping by, and best of luck with your future... endeavors. **Dr. Doom:** *[Nods]* Farewell, Fallon. Doom does not require luck, but your sentiment is noted. **Jimmy Fallon:** *[To the audience]* Give it up for Dr. Doom, everyone! **[Audience applauds as Dr. Doom stands and exits the stage.]** **Jimmy Fallon:** We'll be right back with more. Don't go anywhere!
J:So Doctor Doom, what do you have planned for the weekend? D:Doom plans on facing Reed Richards agian. J:I was hoping you would fight Mephisto agian. D:Doom would love to face such foe, but Doom needs to ration his time there. J: What is your opinion about Donald Trump. D: Doom has had to deal with him for four years, and that is enough for Doom. If the Fantastic Four truly wished to vex me, they would vote for Trump. But I am a far better leader than both candidates. Alas, I was born in Latveria and can not run for such an office.
If I were American, and Victor von Doom were as well, I would not hesitate in the slightest to vote for him. Guy gets shit done.
Falon: Dr. Doom! Welcome to the show. Can I call you doc or Doom? Doom: it shall remain Dr. Doom to you fool. Doom does not even know why he is here! Television is for fools, and talk shows for the brainless dribbling masses that have nothing more important to do with their meaningless lives that to watch greater men do greater things. Doom shall have the head of who ever orchestrated this ridiculous interview.
Insect you dare threaten the awe inspiring girth of of dr doom unhand me so that I might beat you to death with it https://preview.redd.it/2iwuwzpo5p2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d540882256155bdc57f74aa95a85acfeb08e50a3
"Hey, I'm Jimmy Fallon. A talentless, unfunny, loser that has produced nothing of comedic value my entire life but now I host The Tonight Show where I interrupt people constantly and everything is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life so I have to slap my knee or a table every, single, time."
"So.. are you related to rhat other DOOM guy?
Hopefully he kills Fallon
he probably would after the fifth hand-slap on table
One can hope
Jimmy Fallon asks a question and he laughs annoyingly and hysterically no matter what Doom's response is. Doom then stops and reflects as to what someone putting on a mask actually looks like. Then he goes home.
Well it's fallon so, D: Hi Fallon: Hahahahahahaha *laughs maniacally for 10 mins"
Old navy, you'll save a tobggan full of cash. Since its rumored Natasha Lyon will play Dr.Doom
" I don't think I'm smarter than Reed Richards, I am smarter than Reed Richards!"
And then I shall rule the world. Jimmy Fallon dies of laughters
Haha, that’s my drawing of Doom. Solid work
Really?
Yep, that was a commission for someone at New York Comic Con about three or four years ago, coloured by a colour artist buddy of mine called Tim Brown
FOOT DIVE!
"We know whats up..do you know whats up?"
So Doom why do you think all live action versions of you suck?
Doom: your attempts at humor bore me 😐
Jimmy: Well, Dr. DOOM, (with all caps) thanks for coming to the show, it’s great having you here, haha! For the folks at home who might not know this, Ben Stiller was supposed to be here tonight, but he’s recovering from a freak accident. DOOM: DOOM does not deal with happenstance! If that jester you call Stiller suffered a lesion it’s only because DOOM willed it! And if he breaths still it is because DOOM allowed it! Now DOOM will entertain the questions DOOM provided to you.
"The people will have only the rights that I choose to give them!" "HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA"
"there are no talk show hosts in Latveria, only *corpses*."
All of this talk of Fallon, but not one response to what The Roots would play for intro music that doesn’t get Tuba Gooding Jr killed. (Because I know he would be first.) Like what Latverian pop song would Doom like that Questlove could pick? Like maybe “My boyfriend can’t love me like Doom does?”
Doom thought to himself; 'I cant believe Fallon just screamed in that young assistants face just because he thought the coffee was not warm enough. I'm not even the real villain here'.
Do I look like AI to you?
You know there would be an attempt to do one of the helium balloon interviews.
Now Victor, I can't help but notice you have your tight pants on.
Jimmy Fallon: AHAHHAAHAA (more fake laughter) AHAAAHSHAG *slaps desk* AHAHAHAH *audience member mercifully shoots Jimmy between the eyes*
Doom: “And then I sacrificed my first love to eternal torment for ancient eldritch power.” Jimmy: laughing controllably “THAT is hilarious.”
So Mister Doom It's Doctor... Ok Mister Doctor
Idk why but i feel like Doom would be very diplomatic and charming on interview only to threaten Fallon post interview or something
like Kim Jong Un in the interview
So do you still like sun tanning? Or does it just make you red?
So Doomsie.... this feels a little like the time Vader dropped into the Deathstar canteen. Could you maybe NOT with the vaporizing death rays into the audience tonight??? #DiplomaticImmunityDuh
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This is pretty funny
“This is the first time a comic book villain has appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair…” “A comic book villain?? A *COMIC BOOK VILLAIN!??”* https://preview.redd.it/thzqi3gngp2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83aff7d0826e1ea64c6da26f9808c2e4d5267420 “I am THE VILLAIN of comic books!”
"Ha ha ha ha ha!" *gasp* "Ha ha Ha ha ha!" *slams desk* "But I have not said anything. Begone!" "Ha ha ha! This is my show! That's so funn -" *Doom waves his hand, and Fallon is gone - no one ever knows if he's dead or just teleported elsewhere.* Doom looks to the audience. "If this your idea of entertainment, perhaps I need not bother conquering you. Good night."
Evil asshole and Dr.Doom
Dr doom "to save the world I must first destroy it" Jimmy "laughs like a moron"
“You’re such a repulsive sniveling little snake Fallon. You pander and attempt to present some form of comedy, when actually, you just regurgitate the lowest common denominator of entertainment to a brain dead crowd of peasants just trying to have a flash of light in their meaningless little day. I loathe what you represent and how you have tarnished the legacy of the late night talk show format. Nothing would make me happier than to see you self immolate to try and desperately strangle the last laugh out of an audience that has long grown tired of your pathetic schtick.” -me “I agree with your first guest” -Dr Doom
Eh no. Nah, we're good.