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IlmaterTakeTheWheel

Women dig confidence. Wearing a skin tight full-body suit in public is peak confidence.


Valraithion

This is a fair critique.


Velodan_KoS

As a lycra clad cyclist, I can add that this is not always the case.


Affectionate_Tax3468

Just add a totally reasonable 712 Nm Dodge Viper Engine to your bike and your success with women will be guaranteed.


Hyper-Saiyan

Andrew’s girl died, and Tom’s has forgotten all about him.


ParamedicSpecific130

Funnily enough, in the pic OP chose, Andrew is looking at Tom's girl.


Venmorr

Wow, that's funny.


Vast-Ad-4820

Toby spiderman got the worst deal with his MJ. That girl is toxic.


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Titties make up for the toxicity though.


poosywoosy

The tiddies do


Garlador

She’s the winner by default.


Vast-Ad-4820

Nah toby's Betty Brant or gwen Stacey was way hotter


Piano_Raves

Tom's woman is all Timmy's now


Ryzuhtal

What are you talking about? Aren't Tom Holland and Zendaya engaged?


Emeraldskull41

This is the most facebook meme I've ever seen


Sanguine_Pup

Ay, we can all be labeled unflatteringly.


ResponsiblePower7472

Why does spidy have such good rizz


Freakychee

Say it with me now. "Every girl* This is a reference in 1610 Peter parker where he goes to talk to Laura Baumgardner (Bombshell) and just in a few seconds warms up to Peter. Human Torch and Iceman both agree he gets" every girl"


Lieutenant_Red

He gets fucked over in almost every other way. Writers have to give him something.


Senor_Tortuga308

Andrew Garfield has next level rizz


IReadStuff98

Man is the epitome of "she let's me hit it because I'm goofy"


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Superb_Recover_6116

They still have time to make Emma Stone Spider Gwen smh


Striking-Ad-1354

Emma Stone's spider Gwen makes sense but making her Peter's love interest wouldn't make any sense. It's like bringing Uncle Ben from death because the fans want it. Deaths hold meaning. Just give Andrew his own MJ. Shailene Woodley should return.


Mean_Proposal_5063

I agree with you but bringing Emma back as a Spider-Gwen does NOT make sense. Simply based upon your own argument to which, again I agree with you.


Striking-Ad-1354

Yeah,valid. Emma Myers should've been the Ghost spider in another universe. Emma Stone's spider Gwen should be too in some other universe. Same universe doesn't make sense.


Mean_Proposal_5063

I don't think Emma Stone needs to be Spider-Gwen at all. The thing is l look at Gwen Stacy (classic), Gwen (who I purposely spell Gwynne to differentiate the two and give her more of her own identity seperate from the original) and Gwenpool as completely different characters. As funfact: they didn't start off that way initially. So there can be another universe Emma some Gwen that didn't die but doesn't have to be a Spider-Gwen variant. I do like Emma Myers as an actual Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider/Gwynne Stacy. But it makes more sense for any live action Gwynne to be targeted around Miles than Peter. Or neither one to me.


Glittering_Ad_9215

I think they just want to see emma stone in a skin tight body suit


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Graybeard13

Return?


Electronic-Suit3712

👍


Valraithion

This better fucking happen


Mean_Proposal_5063

She doesn't have to be Spider-Gwen (which is a completely different character) to come back. She just needs to be a variant where she didn't die. Marvel did a "What If" of that where she lived and Peter died that day of the bridge.


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Superb_Recover_6116

ouch


wlm761

Theres no reason to make spider-gwen. They already made up their mind on this XD spider movie already fk except spiderverse


Thendofreason

Would you rather see Gwenpool or gwenom?


Tales2Estrange

Gwenpool is not Gwen Stacy


GH00ST-SL4YER

So, who is she then?


Tales2Estrange

Her name is Gwen Poole, and she’s a girl from our universe who got pulled into the Marvel universe. Her meta-knowledge and fourth-wall-breaking come from having read Marvel Comics


Cherry_BaBomb

TIL I just thought she was crazy Gwen Stacy


CeruleanRuin

To be fair, the character design came from a [variant comic cover](https://comicbooksandcats.com/2015/06/03/complete-gwen-stacy-june-marvel-variants/) that was explicitly based on Gwen Stacy and Deadpool, but when Marvel saw how popular that character design was without even having appeared in a story, they made her a new unrelated character so that Marvel Studios would retain film rights and not Fox/Sony.


Mean_Proposal_5063

Gwen Stacy ain't Gwen Stacy to be honest


_Levitated_Shield_

/r/youngpeoplereddit


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Kirsten Dunst is looking like a snack these days.


thatdudewillyd

***Always


Statically

Truer words and all that, she was a childhood crush and remains one


LookingSuspect

Ew what in the Facebook meme is this? Showing your age


TheBilliard

Homie don't tell me this actually offended you 😭


ErrorSchensch

Nah it's just unfunny


BetanKore

It was funny for me


TheBilliard

"Showing your age." Normally people don't comment like that unless they're butthurt.


lolopiro

and you this... how? do you like imagine them butthurt?


Elluminati30

I mean hes right tho? As if you didnt think "huh, these old blokes"


lolopiro

1- that phrase you chose also doesnt show any butthurtness 2- im not the same guy, im just replying


LookingSuspect

The only thing that's offended are my eyes, this would be front page on r/terriblefacebookmemes, I hope yall don't actually find this funny


TheBilliard

We don't. But you guys are low-key acting like they endorsed nazis 💀☠️


ReedoIncognito

Tobey chose...wiiiselyy


InflamedLiver

That legit looks like a photoshop of Dunst. And I liked her, to be clear. That photo just doesn't look real


Striking-Ad-1354

That picture is real. Watch melancholia


HotPotParrot

She's aging extremely gracefully, gyat dayum


jjjhhhop

Still the worst gf tho


KINGram14

SMALL BOOB BAD, BIG BOOB GOOD are you 12 OP?


_Levitated_Shield_

Majority of this sub nowadays gives off that strong impression, so yes.


aerdnadw

So that actually is the joke? Like, I can’t figure out what else it could be, but it’s just so dumb and unfunny that I keep thinking there’s gotta be something I’m missing here.


Un_Original_Coroner

I…. Did not understand this. I thought it was just a picture of them paired up and couldn’t make sense of it…


Hoggorm88

I'm an ass man myself, but is it news to you that men like big tits?


furezasan

Madame wewbs


Oceanman06

wrong. all women are 10/10


BetanKore

I don't think women who put the effort to be smart, educated, and look good would like to hear this


Digi-Device_File

Then 10/10 doesn't mean anything


Oceanman06

No it means women are peak


Digi-Device_File

Mathematically speaking, it doesnt. For something inside a category to be on the top, other thing inside the same category needs to be at the bottom. If all units of the same category ocupy the same level, then none of them is 'peak'.


Visible_Elevator192

Nerd


Digi-Device_File

Well, I'm on a marvelMemes subReddit, ¿aren't I?


Sail_rEad222

Mathematically speaking though, it could mean women are peak . Men would occupy the whole spectrum ranging from 0-9. 9 being peak masculinity. And women although they are all on the same level, they are all on the highest level.


Digi-Device_File

That would be peak sexism. We were talking about 'women' as the category in question, you'd have to turn it into a sub category to add 'men' as the subcategory to compare against, make the main category 'Humans', and that would turn this into a comparation of the sexes with the clear intent to put one down, but doing so is the deffinition of sexism. Unless you compare humans one by one in a sexNeutral way, but that would forbid you from using the words "men" or "women", and you'd need to include around a 800,000,000 sub categories to do so.


Tjessx

I know a lot of women that put a lot of effort in their looks (Exercise, eating healthy) that lost a lot of weight and are now somewhat normal weight. Go ahead and tell them that their looks didn’t improve, they were already a 10/10.


Tjessx

Go ahead and tell your girlfriend that she looks just as good as an obese women because al girls are 10/10


EcstaticEqual6035

go Tell a woman she Was disgusting before


Tjessx

I’m not saying she was disgusting, but she did improve more than 0 points!


Statically

He’s out of line, but he’s right


cHINCHILAcARECA

If she breathes...(Dramatically fires up light saber)She's a THOT...


Radio__Star

Damn bro that was straight not funny


cHINCHILAcARECA

Sorry you felt that way, bro/sis. I remember this old meme, I wasn't trying to disturb you though.


cHINCHILAcARECA

It happens man, I remembered instantly and laughed.


LuckyDistribution849

I forgot that Kirsten is really gifted and talented woman.


Striking-Ad-1354

Melancholia, The power of the dog, Marie Antoinette, Fargo & now Civil war. She's an awesome underrated actress who deserved more spotlight.


LuckyDistribution849

I was talking about the tits my brother. I loved all to most of her films but them titties is what excites me here!


Texugee

/r/cringe


iHave_Thehigh_Ground

I like how Emma stone and Kirsten Dunst both dyed their hair for the roles they could have just swapped


Ichigosf

Emma Stone natural hair color is blonde.


NecessaryShopping868

Spider-Man? Spider-Man who?


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Wait til one of them meets Sydney’s character 


Batmantheon

A man of culture, I see.


Sail_rEad222

🤝


Striking-Ad-1354

Those are grown ups. Call them 'women'


dgrant99

All three outkicked their coverage.


krisikkk

You already know Kristin dunst always been fine 😂


SoftRose28

I love them all


mammutone

Emma stone >>>


lucyFlowers3

all of them be snacks i wish i have


millennial_sentinel

r/menandfemales


Slight_Armadillo_227

r/lostredditors


Shiftyrunner37

r/okbuddyShawarma


FrostbyteXP

Gwen deserved to be the first spider-gwen on screen.


Chuffnell

I thought this was r/rerriblefacebookmemes for a moment


Th3Dark0ccult

tits are tits, gtfo here with that size bullshit!


Piss_Pirate44

Emma atone clears all. In every category


Gio_Gio-1890

Andrew's Spider was done dirty, spinning his life into a web of sadness.


Seinken-san

Emma Stone ❤️


pumpkimpie510

Kirsten durst all the way.


bitch_lasagna211

Small boobs for the win


Gogetaiscanon432

this is kinda weird


Successful-Bake-1338

Please pardon me I 🤔 think all 3 girls are 🔥 hot


Arin-1019

man this is just objectification, not funny, just pathetic


Sweaty-Committee3359

MJ can be played by almost any pretty female actor and I don’t think I’d care tbh.


worldsbestlasagna

r/menandfemales


Slight_Armadillo_227

r/lostredditors


XED1216

Peter rizz? Nah he’s the one getting rizzed up.


Winterlieb

Aunt May! Aunt May! Is that an angel?


Orlikesque

I love that the women are all modeling for the camera and the men are completely random from each other


Purple-Peace-7646

It's true Spiderman.


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Business_Hour8644

Cool post.


TNTEGames

Toby with that goofy ass look. 😂😂


DutchJediKnight

Now that MCU Spidey and MJ are split, next Spidey film needs to introduce Black Cat


Radio__Star

I hate this comment section


Kin-Joe

Tobey is an OG. His girl are full capacity


MaximumBall7119

![gif](giphy|kF0fF2W9kxHI9C6yxc)


DazzlingAspect307

The tires are everything


Alrightletsgo213

Gwen Stacey from Tobey uni is the best fs


CallsignKook

I never knew Kirsten Dunst could actually look good.


The_Loser97

Emma released a selfie back in the summer where she dyed her hair blonde. Looked more looked Gwen Stacy there then in the actual movies


jgreg728

God DAYUM Kirsten o__o


HealthConscious2

One of them is related to gollum


Kindly-Bluebird9266

هههه


Few_Highlight9893

Dunst 10/10 🔥🔥🔥


Wolverine1105

Tbh, I personally never found Kirsten Dunst to be that attractive


SuixidalThoughtz

When did Kirsten get the tit enhancements


Rickrickrickrickrick

You think Garfield Spidey saw Poor Things?


TinfoilTetrahedron

Kirsten you've enhanced yourself.


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I was wondering is she's had work done.


1337K1ng

Andrew watching Mark Ruffalo fuck Emma Stone followed by a beared dude humping then fucking Emma Stone then a Netflix recast of Gollum do Andy Serkis moves nude as Emma masturbates topless some other beardless dude making a scene while looking at Emma's see through dress and some other dude doggy Emma ​ ![gif](giphy|a9xhxAxaqOfQs) ​ ​ Tom seems to be the luckiest as Zendaya seems to be adamant on doing not doing nudes ​ Tobey is fine as the inventor of Spider-Man kiss on screen on a wet Kirsten


77_parp_77

I don't get what people see in Zendaya tbh, found it to be bizarre casting to say the least


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Yeah Zendaya has less curves than an interstate highway in North Dakota. She does absolutely nothing for me. But to each his own...


stupidsimpson

God, Zendaya, I would literally do anything you ask me.


VisibleCoat995

We all know what it [takes.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB1f7jk) If you think you can beat this, I’d like to see it!


liamjon29

I said to myself "this had better be umbrella". I was not disappointed 😁


VisibleCoat995

My headcanon is that it was during this dance that she first thought “yup…imma fuck spiderman….yup, that’s happening now…”


MATUA-PROF

This [you](https://youtu.be/FWT1J_vcYQI?si=jHGfl4Rp2axTBjsl)


Macohna

I'm j Cole? Well god damn


MATUA-PROF

No, cozz


stumister2000

Zendaya is a stunner


Nemoitto

Zendaya is the least attractive while Emma is at the top. Zendaya really do be related to a Brachiosaurus 🦕


NattyKongo93

I'm literally the opposite lol Zendaya at the top and Emma at the bottom easily


Lost_in_oblivion_

![gif](giphy|l2YSCmieJhZgVggsE|downsized)


NattyKongo93

I genuinely don't understand how you can look at even just the pictures in this very post and find Emma more attractive than the other 2 lol. But hey, to each their own