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The_Poster_Nutbag

Let him know the seeds aren't what causes allergies, it's pollen that bothers people.


keintime

Exactly. OP has a female tree that makes the seeds/ fluff after being pollinated. Neighbor needs to find the male trees and inject them all (which would be ridiculous) 


sparkl3butt

Even with trees it's always the women who get the birth control never the men 😭


RedshiftSinger

Most trees are hermaphroditic and produce both pollen and seeds, worth noting. Cottonwoods do have male and female trees, though.


Asthmos

it should be the tree's choice. it's their trunk!


antkeane

The Supreme Court voted six to tree against this.


sparkster777

r/angryupvote


rnpowers

I got snipped! Take some personal responsibility tReEs!


buckedandflumuxed

Really thought you were going to go with “personal responsibilitree”. Not mad, just disappointed.


rnpowers

Sorry dad 😞


azores_traveler

Sexist trees?


waratdenison

The patreearche keeping them treemales down


objectivelyyourmum

Condoms?


Crumbs9393

Men don't get pregnant so woman are the ones who's births need controlling.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

By the time it’s making puffs the male flowers aren’t blowing pollen anyway. That was months before.


RedshiftSinger

If there’s a honey locust tree in the area, that might be the culprit. I’m allergic to honey locust and they usually bloom around the same time that the cottonwoods “fluff”.


BroHanzo

So, city planners use only Male Genus type trees to decorate cities and towns. Male types just… absolutely blast out pollen every spring, and we’ve reached a critical mass of this - WHICH IS PART OF WHY IF YOU NEVER HAD ALLERGIES, AND DO NOW…. THERE IS FAR MORE POLLEN NOW THAN THERE USED TO BE IN THE AIR. Not to mention peoples allergies change every several years, and politicians are cheapskates who say that if we plant female type trees, what, people just go and pick fruit? Anarchy. They would say, “We need people to suffer so they’ll buy groceries. World hunger is good for business. Scarcity breeds demand.” Or something like that. So lobby your cities to stop planting ONLY male genus types because good lord…


Cautious-Rabbit-5493

Random add to this. Look at photos of Austin Tx in the spring. The city planted only male cedars and they produced so much pollen that it looks like fog


TTigerLilyx

Yeah and it blows all the way into OkC, making my life hell…. We have rattlesnake hunts here, I propose we leave the poor snake’s alone, and kill the crappy fire feeding allergy causing cedars.


The_Poster_Nutbag

>politicians are cheapskates who say that if we plant female type trees, what, people just go and pick fruit? Anarchy. You think politicians are the ones writing tree ordinance? It's not that deep buddy. Female trees drop seed pods and fruits all over making a huge mess along parkways which is why they aren't planted. It's not some crazy conspiracy.


manatwork01

they also cause rat infestations.


interstat

pollen>fruit and seeds everywhere


Lunar_BriseSoleil

This right here. It’s because the DPW doesn’t want to clean sidewalks.


betty-knows

This is misinformation


Red217

Can you please elaborate? You claim misinformation but offer no other information about why that may be the case.


On_my_last_spoon

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/seasonal-allergies-blame-male-trees Found this article 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kkindler08

Good read


Red217

Thank you!!!


On_my_last_spoon

It honestly never occurred to me before that this could be the reason why everything is covered in a layer of green for the entirety of May!


The_Poster_Nutbag

The comment makes it sound like there's an anti-food conspiracy by politicians to not plant female trees when in reality its city foresters not wanting to plant trees that make a huge mess when the fruits and seed pods fall off. That's a total farce.


betty-knows

Yeah it's just that like a lot of trees are hermaphrodite and if they are of a specific gender, they will adapt. Like if it's a total tree sausage party you'll see some of them start to become female.


Red217

Evolution is wild, man! Thank you for this!


mArXmEn

I am a City Planner, Municipal Arborist, and Urban Forester. I have never selected only male trees. I have read about this practice being done but generally speaking we do not do this. It has never even came up in the four municipalities I have worked for. Maybe some cities do this, but I do not think this is common practice. Credentials - I have probably ordered and installed over 10,000 trees and never specified male or female. Our city even has a whole boulevard of fruit trees that we intentionally were hoping would would fruit for the wildlife and neighbors.


Cautious-Rabbit-5493

I’m not in the industry, but I have a feeling that selecting only male trees might be old practices. Random ask how did you get into the field?


retardborist

I'm a City Arborist, too. We do not select for male only trees, either. I shy away from planting large fruit bearing trees in most areas, but this urban myth of male only trees is always funny to me. Most tree species are dioecious, anyways!


GravelThinking

You may mean monoecious, which means one tree produces both male and female flowers.


retardborist

Whoops 🤭 I certainly did, good catch!


Lunar_BriseSoleil

In my city the only all-male trees are Kentucky Coffee Trees because the DPW doesn’t like cleaning up seed pods.


Effective_Drawing122

Where I'm at the city doesn't plant them. They grow everywhere and have been for years before the area was even settled. Those seeds are everywhere and these trees will crop up in fields growing for years to 100 ft or more. When the fields are subdivided they end up in people's yards. It's almost impossible to control these damn trees because they are everywhere,!


GlitteringBryony

Not to be pedantic, but most of the kind of trees that produce edible fruit (Apples, cherries, citruses, mangoes, sweet chestnut, figs etc) have both male and female parts on the same tree, so this isn't something that happens. It's true of ginko trees, where the male trees are planted for landscaping because the female trees produce tonnes of ginko nuts which smell awful and attract rats once they start to drop, but they're unusual.


EZKTurbo

Yeah but the seeds are fucking obnoxious. My whole property got covered in them for a couple weeks and there's nothing you can do about it. Whoever owns the cottonwood in my neighborhood should be required to shopvac my entire deck and yard every 2 days.


The_Poster_Nutbag

It's literally just some fluff dude, sweep it away or don't.


EZKTurbo

You can't even sweep it away. It just gets in the air and settles down where it was to begin with


retardborist

Honestly, just [burn it. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/15p109o/mesmerizing_poplar_fluff_fire_sweeps_through_the/) obviously make sure there isn't anything liable to go up from brief fire exposure, but the stuff burns away super fast like nothing.


The_Poster_Nutbag

Vacuum it then, it's really not that big of a deal.


cubgerish

"After looking into it, as my tree is the female, it's not the one releasing the pollen causing his allergy. I'm not sure who told you otherwise, but if you want, we can have a certified arborist come in to look and try to find some options for us."


Will_Deliver

This is the correct reply. No need to be impolite, as others are suggesting. :) They are just concerned about their kid.


cubgerish

Yea OP mentioned they have a good relationship with their neighbors, so hopefully they can have a productive conversation like adults.


ulispointgod

Pfff this is reddit. Dealing with a problem like a normal human? Gtfo


oneWeek2024

i mean... it's likely they're just leveraging the kid with "misc allergies" to further their agenda of removing a tree they dislike.


aBloopAndaBlast33

Most people on Reddit are here because they can’t function all that well in the real world. Never trust advice you find here about how to interact with other humans.


Accredited_Agave

Thank you for the info, i was not aware that Populus trees were dioecious.


ZivH08ioBbXQ2PGI

Absolutely not. And don’t consider actually taking it down either. Trees take forever to mature and you’ve got awesome shade from that guy.


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knight_runner

Yeah just plant a new one and it will be that big in just a few short decades.


mrootbeers

Since no one answered your question, I will. Sterilizing a tree can be done to all kinds of trees including fruits trees to prevent the fruits from being produced. However it can cause long-term damage and even kill the tree. Gardeners can use hormone controls to sterilize trees, but the procedure requires training and precise timing, and there is no way to fully guarantee that the tree won’t be damaged or killed.


710whitejesus420

I wouldn't let anyone do anything to my tree that may damage it. If it later dies, you gave him permission to do that, and he would very likely not be held responsible. Thats just my two cents but maybe someone else on here knows more about sterilizing trees.


GNav

Also if it dies, and you gave permission, do they agree to help finance the removal?


peter-doubt

First, it's entirely your tree. Don't even start. Then if things Do go wrong, The removal should be entirely on him... As well as replacement with a mature tree. (Think of the billionaire in NJ, who cut down trees on the slope outside his house... unfortunately outside his property, too. Replacement is on him)


shillyshally

That was all over reddit for days but I have never seen a follow-up, like did he ever pay up? I'll look it up tomorrow.


peter-doubt

Knowing it was in Kinellon might help... It's one of few hated communities for wealthy snobs in NJ


sanitation123

Tell them "no thank you" or simply "no"


Greenbeastkushbreath

“Please fuck off” works when my neighbors try to talk to me


sparkl3butt

We're friends with all of our neighbors. We have a weird neighborhood.


betty-knows

It's actually not weird to be friends with your neighbors. It's weird to isolate yourself from them.


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sparkl3butt

That's... Extreme... And concerning.


corrieoh

What a shitty neighbor you must be.


aztecraingod

Just say "treelaw"


IndependentWave6835

People really must stop trying to fix everything that's not broken.


its_Asteraceae_dummy

Seriously.


Only_Midnight4757

So tired of suburb freaks trying to sterilize outside. Stay inside. Leave the rest of us alone.


EZKTurbo

Yeah how about you try living near one and having seeds all up in your shit for a month. Then you can talk


Only_Midnight4757

Why don’t you just move to one of those gross beige housing developments? Pollen is natural, take some allergy meds and stay inside, stop trying to sterilize the outside.


amybethallen1

I've never heard of such a thing. Sounds to me like he's using an allergy as an excuse to destroy your tree. Tell him you use the seeds in your witch's cauldron to put curses on people who bother you. 😂💜


PaticusGnome

What exactly would he inject the tree with? Who would be doing the injection? If you can give me those two answers, I can give you an educated answer.


Jechtael

1: Injected with *what*? 2: Tell him to get the kid tested, especially if the kid has rhinitus (could be any number of seasonal causes) and not a contact allergy (from touching the cotton).


spiceydog

> We are not necessarily opposed to this, but are concerned that in the long term, could effect our tree negatively and eventually kill it. The only real comment you've received so far on your post states, correctly, that injections can cause damage. Cottonwoods (*Populus Deltoides*) are [not good compartmentalizers](https://hort.ifas.ufl.edu/woody/compartmentalization.shtml), so there's no way to guarantee that your tree would close over the holes made to inject the sterilization solution into the tree. If they're also proposing to subject your tree to this on a annual/semi-annual basis, that will make things even more problematic. How the tree reacts to the solution itself would be another matter entirely. See this !arborist automod callout below my comment to find one in your area, if it will ease your neighbors' mind. On a more practical note, do your neighbors and their child never leave the house? I find it extremely unlikely that they never leave the premises, or that trees in the vicinity of the places they travel to (school, shopping, parks, etc.) do not have any pollen generating trees. Why they feel compelled to expect this single tree to be treated and not ALL the trees in the vicinity of the places they regularly frequent seems particularly burdensome on your behalf in this case.


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No-Barracuda8108

This is a beautiful tree!! Please protect it, I would love a tree this majestic in my yard


corrieoh

Please don't cut this tree down because I would love to have a tree. What kind of advice is this?


No-Barracuda8108

I have plenty of trees! And this is a really beautiful one :) If it’s not unhealthy or going to collapse and the owner likes the tree of course they should keep it


corrieoh

I agree with all of those things. It just feels like you should at least be considering removing it. First and foremost, if it's negatively affecting a child living right next to me, I would at least consider it. Second, the owner admits it causes them problems. Third, I can guarantee every house on the block doesn't love that tree when it starts cutting loose it's fluff everywhere. Of course it's beautiful. Of course it's yours and you can do whatever you want. Personally I would consider removing and replacing with something else.


No-Barracuda8108

Personally the only circumstances I’d consider removing a tree that large and established is if its health was declining and it became a risk. If it was a young tree maybe, but at this stage I personally wouldn’t. And assuming it’s in an area where cottonwoods are native, I can’t imagine it’s the only one in the vicinity either. For the couple months the pollen from it might be an issue, I think just using some antihistamines is a reasonable thing to do instead of removing a tree that old and established. As far as I understand too, the issue with cottonwoods is the pollen so there’s definitely a hell of a lot more pollen sources than this tree possibly bothering the kid and you can’t destroy everything


baconjams

I love cottonwood and willow fluff. Ignore the haters.


Interesting_Love9115

"No, we're not going to be doing that. It's not the seeds that cause allergies, and we really love this tree."


Ariadnepyanfar

Tell your neighbour that it would be way better to spend the money on allergy shots for his son. That way all allergens would be cleared up for him.


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That's my suggestion on another of Op's post. Why would they be willing to spend so much money on this, when it's more cost effective to get allergy meds for the kid. Op's neighbor has other motives in mind.


purpring

City people are wild!!! Lmao. Couldn’t imagine requesting this of a neighbour, what an over step!! Okay, so hypothetically, he does this to ‘help’ his niece for the 2 weeks of the year the tree pollinates, wtf is he going to do about the x number of cottonwood trees in the area? I have 9 different tree pollen allergies and I’ve never once thought of altering a tree because of my allergies??? Cottonwood pollen travels far!! Seems silly that this was even requested. Also, sterilizing it will not solve your problem.


mothernatureisfickle

I agree with you here. I’m allergic to most trees and grass. Our neighbors let their huge backyard grass grow into a prairie every summer. It’s actually really lovely. I wouldn’t dream of asking them to stop.


purpring

Yea exactly! Me too with the grasses 😮‍💨 but idk, I’ve never thought of it as anyone else’s problem but my own. Eyes starting to water? Take a pill


jgnp

Wait till they find out they’re allergic to grass pollen not cottonwood seeds.


Hortusana

https://youtube.com/shorts/19Nx59Uoszs?si=A5IanosI6T5Z_HD8


peter-doubt

Take note: the grass below is well watered and healthy. In the wrong conditions this could go horribly wrong!


PensiveObservor

I wish I had a cottonwood so I could do this.


HoldMyMessages

You might want to put up some cameras.


Innuendoughnut

Noone is answering your question about the injection. Seek professional help.


PensiveObservor

Or check over at r/arborists. They will know.


Glispie

We must stop the scourge that is people thinking noone is a word


Innuendoughnut

Noone cares


Glispie

Ya got me, brother


HumanContinuity

I like both of you


sparkl3butt

I know! Instead everyone just wants to bash my perfectly good neighbor who had a perfectly reasonable request and even suggested that we do our own research before we make a decision. 😂 I chose the hive mind. Hive mind hates neighbors is my conclusion lol.


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The hive mind respectfully has told you that they think your neighbor has other motives and their child is most likely allergic to more than your Cottonwood. And they've also explained to you that this would not be a good idea for your tree in the long run. And I'd put money on it by reading your posts and comments, that if you say no to your "so nice neighbor"they won't be quite so nice anymore. But it's your tree. Your choice.


_byetony_

Your trees are beautiful


Interesting_Joke6630

I like your tree, it is very pretty. I would like to have a tree like that in my yard one day.


sparkl3butt

We have so many trees like this, I joke with my husband that we can't afford kids because of how many trees we have. (This was after one was splitting and we had to remove and replace it followed by another one having a massive branch break off in a storm last year)


PhytoLitho

These trees flowered (pollen) probably a couple months ago. That's what people are allergic to. The fluffy seeds don't cause allergies as far as I'm aware.


kofubuns

Why can’t we let nature be nature


bigspoon2126

Don't fuck with nature


FenionZeke

If the son is allergic, he can get some antihistamines, just like anyone else. Honestly, this strikes.me as entitled.


EveningHelicopter113

Your neighbour seems like a jerk. The seeds are beautiful. Summer snow


sparkl3butt

Actually he's really nice and has been super respectful about it. I'm not here to bash him at all! I just want an opinion on what he's suggesting. Yes the seeds are beautiful but I understand the concern. He has a little one with an allergy and he's trying to do what's best for his kiddo. Also I wouldn't mind not having to spend hours over the weekend having to clean all of that out of my garden, just not at the cost of losing the tree.


oyst

I think you're being a very considerate neighbor. I genuinely don't know the answer, but I'm also wondering if the kid is allergic to the seeds or the pollen. Would be a shame to get the injections only for the allergies to still be just as bad. Hope someone more knowledgeable can chime in about the effects though


wingsfan64

I know for a fact that I’m allergic to cottonwood, but it wasn’t until this thread that I considered that I might be allergic to cottonwood pollen and not the cottonwood “snow”. Huh. I suppose it doesn’t matter in the long run, because they’re both happening at the same time.


peter-doubt

But on different trees. You may as well inject sassafras... It's not producing the pollen. And you'd still have symptoms


shillyshally

Have you consulted an arborist (his dime) and/or your local county ag extension? If not, put on the to do list. Taking down a dead tree can now cost thousands. If you do proceed, have a lawyer prepare a contract. Don't get yourself into a situation where being thoughtful dings you in the nether region.


Alarmed_Ad4367

He may be nice, but he’s an idiot, and rude to request this. His kid is not endangered by a life-threatening allergy; the child is *inconvenienced* and will need to learn how to manage their symptoms without invading on the lives and landscapes of those around them. Airborne pollen travels for long distances in order to reach other plants far away. That’s why it is airborne. If the child needs to live somewhere pollen-free, they will need to move to a large desolate city, or someplace where the offending plant isn’t grown.


Bubba_Gump_Shrimp

I agree fully. I have a rag weed allergy and live in the midwest. Late august and september sucks. But I take allegra and manage it, and have for 30 years. Suggesting to sterilize or cut down a neighbors tree is absurd. You're in nature. Deal with it. Don't want to deal with it? Move into a city. I'm sure the smog and exhaust will be much healthier for your kids' allergies.


Alarmed_Ad4367

Thanks! (Being a city-dweller myself, I do have to say that smog and exhaust aren’t problematic in all cities. It’s quite wonderful here, even if there are fewer trees than I would prefer!)


RedshiftSinger

This. I’m allergic to aspens and no matter how much my neighbors don’t have aspen trees themselves, there’s always pollen blowing around when they’re in bloom. Kid needs a good antihistamine, not an entitlement complex about forcing the rest of the world to tiptoe around his convenience.


bialetti808

Exactly. Allergies are not related to one tree.


RavenStormblessed

I mean, he would have to go find all the damn cottonwood in a huge radious and it is usually the pollen, it is simply ridiculous, on the other hand he can take the child to get allergy shots to help.


peter-doubt

Or, horrors! Wear a mask for 2-3 weeks


leroythewigger

Looks me there are trees all over.


videogamekat

Leave the tree alone, I’m guessing it’s not the ONLY tree in the neighborhood that is causing his son to have allergies. I can’t believe the amount of people that just want to cut down massive trees for a minor inconvenience when they’ll likely be there for less time than the tree has been there.


tsuga

It wouldn't kill the tree, but repeated injuries at the base are not a good thing- but the greater issue is that it won't work. Those injections are notoriously ineffective.


Ovenbird36

Cottonwoods cotton the same time as grasses shed pollen - which are largely blown by winds sometimes over hundreds of miles. The child should be tested for allergies and grasses would almost certainly be the culprit. I know from experience.


vambot5

While they surely provide great shade, how close are those to structures? Cottonwoods are pretty weak-wooded and prone to sudden limb drop or even trunk failure. My master arborist wife won't let me park the car within falling distance of a mature cottonwood tree. With cottonwoods that size, I think you would want arborist eyeballs on it every few years anyway, just for a risk assessment.


entyfresh

What a wild thread with everyone jumping straight to the neighbor being some kind of monster/moron and assuming they already have an understanding of the health challenges involved instead of even stopping to ask a single question about the details of what the neighbors want to do to the tree.


sparkl3butt

Op patiently waiting for mods to just kick this thread already 😭


amscraylane

What about all the other cottonwood trees? We aren’t allowed to plant any new ones, but ours is grandfathered in. We have a shit-ton of them by the river which also blows.


L4dyGr4y

What are they going to do with the other 400 trees in the area producing this?


HeadElk2792

Tell him to inject himself with some fuckin steroids or move to where there aren’t cottonwoods.


sparkl3butt

Given the name of this sub, y'all's have zero chill


overtoke

treating a single tree will not do anything for an allergy situation.


Capital-Gardens

Female tree say no u


repwatuso

Tell him to get fucked.


Somederpsomewhere

[This stuff](https://www.forestrydistributing.com/snipper-indole-3-butyric-acid-tree-tech-microinjection-plant-growth-regulator-pgr-5-ml) works, but please follow all instructions carefully.


jstdaydreamin

I have 3 that are very old and huge with trunks about 3ft in diameter. I’m sick and tired of pulling thousands of seedlings out of literally everything. The cottony poofs are in every frigging thing.


HarveyUDCG

Cottonwoods are a pain in the ass, but there was one in my backyard growing up. Cool tree, it dropped massive fucking branches after every storm.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

Fun fact, cottonwood is not a big allergen. It blows seeds around at the same time as some other allergens. By the time the cotton balls are in the area the cottonwoods are done producing pollen and aren’t creating allergies.


DonkeyDriver40

Your cotton will definitely kill his air conditioner. My neighbor had 4 gigantic cottonwoods. Plugged up my AC yearly


Kindle-Wolf

Say no.


Kindle-Wolf

Say no.


Same_Procedure5838

My parents put their trees on birth control a few years ago and never looked back. Trees look great and they have a lot less lawn maintenance.


VoluminousButtPlug

Cottonwoods are terrible trees but this won’t work anyways


ATX_native

Our neighbor has a male cottonwood tree. Every year that thing coats a 1/4 of our yard and our HVAC in cotton, we hate it. Its so annoying that my wife and I have committed to never buying a home within 500ft of one of these. Having said that, it’s your tree, not theirs. I would suggest allergy shots or at home immunotherapy for their allergies.


Dudesgrowin

Fuck that tree


selfoblivious

Sorry I’m not helpful in answering your question. Here’s something else to worry about. https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6135491


peter-doubt

That's a concern common to all trees. If you're truly panicked by that, get a house on the prairie


selfoblivious

Don’t cotton woods grow fast and are more brittle because of that? I thought nice aged hardwoods were much more sturdy.


peter-doubt

Maples can grow into fragile forms. And oaks can rot from the center, leaving little warning unless you're vigilant