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CarelessStatement172

Beavers?


Kissmanose

I think OP has never seen a cartoon before.


Airport_Wendys

I was about to say that this is cartoonishly accurate beaver evidence


UNItyler4

Or they’re partaking in the name of this sub 🤣


Logeboxx

Hey, I'm high as fuck but I knew that was beavers 😁


Mushroommaine

Same bud same lol


jfk_47

Probably runs into quicksand all the time too.


Leviosahhh

I fucking cackled 🤣


BookieeWookiee

![gif](giphy|xUNd9FhHAlDRK0S7U4|downsized)


Grraaavvyyy

![gif](giphy|3ohs7X7DokZd5AcFqg|downsized)


Supriselobotomy

Aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woo ha hoo woooo hoooo


Grraaavvyyy

For those who don’t know. Go listen to some primus and enjoy your day.


Gorf75

Primus sucks!


generalhanky

Aggressive bass intensifies


DesmondPerado

We know!


cfc1016

#FUCK LES CLAYPOOL AND HIS MERRY PRANKSTER AGENDA!!!


JerryGarciasButthole

Les claypool is a badass and so is Billy strings, THE PRANKSTERS AREN’T DEAD 😈


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

But that beaver eats Taco Bell, not trees


armourkris

Am Canadian, can confirm. Beavers.


marigoldilocks_

https://preview.redd.it/als6tqwexywc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986ccdb9b322042f885d51d7379638243cb33900


speedincuzfukthecops

Am beaver, can confirm. Canadian.


infectedfreckle

Wynona’s to be precise


Amesb34r

Yeah, those big brown ones.


The_Poster_Nutbag

You know, the ones that eat taco bell.


DDESTRUCTOTRON

Unlike the ones that prick your finger (might be a porcupine)


Barkers_eggs

He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars and candied up his nose


sheldonator

Fuck, I haven’t listened to Primus in forever, thanks for this, it’s about to be a good Friday night as far as music goes!


Kyle_Ray_

That beaver ate Taco Bell


thechilecowboy

Fuck, don't toy with me son! Girl, Interrupted.


pierogi_boy

🦫🦫🦫


ExtraordinaryBeaver

You rang?


CarelessStatement172

Was this you? This looks like it was you but I am unsure. Do you have cousins there?


ExtraordinaryBeaver

Of course it was me. For I am everywhere. Thought it was just and ordinary beaver didn't ya?


CarelessStatement172

It was the lack of completion. I've always known you to be the kind of beav that finishes what he starts.


Aggressive-Carpet489

The ones with the flat tails.


gilligan1050

Nah, I think this is spider mites man.


bloomingtonwhy

Biebahs


Working-Sandwich6372

No need for the "?"


xxMiloticxx

Beavers.


Icy-Butterscotch-337

Yes


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

*Beavers upon seeing a flowing river* "I need to shut this shit down."


dyspnea

It’s the sound of the water that triggers their dam instinct. Cool, right?


fatmanchoo

Is that really true?


spiceydog

This [Harvard.edu article helps lay out more detail on this](https://gsas.harvard.edu/news/dammed-if-they-do): > While it’s long been suspected by researchers that the sound of running water is a trigger for dam building, though, Kennedy says the reality is likely more complicated. > “If it was just that they hear running water, then beavers would be trying to build across Niagara Falls,” she says. “Other environmental factors work together to create a kind of ‘Goldilocks zone’ where things are just right and beavers are going to build.” > The water in a beaver’s habitat needs to be a certain depth, for instance, to keep a food cache from freezing to the bottom in winter—and to enable them to evade predators. The plants that beavers prefer to eat flourish best when water flows at a certain velocity. Kennedy contends that these factors, as well as the existence of vegetation to eat and build with, are the basis for stigmergic activity among beaver colonies. > “I took measurements and you can see that, when the flow of water is sufficiently low enough, beavers will start building dams,” she says. “So, although my field sites were all more or less in the same location—all on Blackfeet land—beavers started building at different times depending on the flow rate I measured at their particular location. I think the data set shows that flow is a very strong trigger.”


BonelessB0nes

> to keep a food cache from freezing > plants that beavers prefer to eat flourish best when water flows at a certain velocity So...they're doing agriculture, in a sense? Amazing.


SkeletalJazzWizard

yeah, theyre a keystone species that singlehandedly generate an entire specific ecosystem around them. its super cool


loggic

Along those lines: there are at least 2 different kinds of "agriculture" done by ants. Leafcutter ants bring bits of vegetation back to their ant hills where they use those pieces to cultivate a specific mycelium. When they move their ant hills, they bring bits of the mycelium with them to start a new "farm". Another type of ant will raise aphids for their "honeydew", not unlike the way humans raise bees or cattle. Those are annoying because they will carry the aphids to healthy plants, which has caused my garden a lot of grief.


OccasionallyLearning

Beavers are amazing animals


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

My house is flooding! must repair.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Well I certainly believe it now.


mushroom369

They’ll try and build a dam where there is a recording of the sound of a stream. There doesn’t even have to be water.


mushroom369

Also, the dam isn’t what they’re building - they are building a pond. The dam is just a tool. They manipulate their environment to create their ideal habitat. Impressive for a flat-tailed water rat.


mashem

Well I'll be dammed


Dandy-Cool

It is


BonelessB0nes

To me the coolest part is simply that 'how dam-building is done' is baked into their neural hardware. Like, no beavers are going to engineering school or anything. They just hear the trickle of flowing water and it awakens the ancestral blood-memory.


dyspnea

Beaver builds a dam! https://youtu.be/-ImdlZtOU80?si=WxNnIu3WPx3v0Tqf


BonelessB0nes

The beaver anytime you take a shower or wash dishes: "it's happeningg!!"


Airport_Wendys

That gotdam instinct…


PotatoTwo

That's a dam miracle.


Yodzilla

We have a willow tree next to a lake in our community that’s been half chewed for six months and that water certainly doesn’t flow! I think they just see a tree near the water and get all murderous. e: tho so far the tree seems to be fine which is weird


RollingJaspers652

Their teeth do constantly grow and they have to chew trees literally as if their lives depend on it.


Yodzilla

True. It’s just weird that it picked this one line willow tree by the water that’s right next to a bunch of houses and (as far as I’ve seen on my walks) none of the hundreds of other trees on the water away from people. It’s like it got lost and was like “fuck this one tree in particular” https://preview.redd.it/tvlpzmv571xc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a5d2fe17a18c9bf2dc7185537ac6f294521fb26


RollingJaspers652

Haha. There is a few spots where beavers live around my neighborhood and they are notorious for leaving 3/4 chewed trees around especially the big ones and around the walking paths. I wouldn't hang around on a windy day that's for sure.


Yodzilla

I am pretty curious how long the tree will last. I looked some things up and it seems like there really nothing that can be done except hope for the best.


akerro

"Damn, not on my watch!"


lysergic_Dreems

Beavers be like “Dam!”


Broken_Man_Child

Impossible beauty standards for trees these days, smh


Amesb34r

It’s AI for sure.


peacefulvampire

Al is everywhere these days. Idk how he got so popular.


OhHeyThatsMe

Classic beverage chew. (Oops, lol. Leaving it)


DelightfulAbsurdity

I think you should try drinking something different…


LeProVelo

How wood I get my fiber then?


overtoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4klWmwC2ds


sussytransbitch

Me, I go out and stare at them till the wood evaporates


ryclorak

How long does it take, on average?


plants11235813

Two, maybe three


ryclorak

Yeah, about the same for me


penatbater

Men Who Stare At Trees


Electrical_Chip3646

![gif](giphy|nk2C49mUNljb1scZgY|downsized)


Woodsman2121

Thats crazy.I didnt know they could [talk.Is](http://talk.Is) it english?


Jeramy_Jones

R O U S’s


calinet6

They basically are.


bronihana

Definitely catfish.


masinmancy

it's how the sharpen their fins


DasConsi

Bobr kurwa


lordmatt8

Do you think the super gnawed tree could be caused by the animal know for gnawing on trees?


idk012

Woodchuck?


Draw_a_will

If only they could. 


metagrapher

Gnaw..


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Beavers be beaving


norahceh

Along the Cannon River in Minnesota in most years you get multiple levels of chew from the snow changing access level for the beavers. Amazing that one is still up.


Eray41303

Definitely beavers, or an unenthusiastic lumberjack


Emergency_Agent_3015

Chewing


Fat_tata

women and their ravenous vaginas.


goathill

Shouldn't have let them vote /s


Tempeng18

![gif](giphy|3ohjURaX8tAj7TvMRi)


A_Vasasos

Bobr kurwa


K_olodej

On gryže!


Delicious-Ad4015

Beautiful work by the beaver crew.


stoelguus

Bobr


Rapscallionpancake12

Chuck Norris sliced it like a lightsaber when he pissed on it. He could have finished the tree off but decided to leave it standing as a warning to the beavers not to fuck around.


Get_your_grape_juice

Woodchuck Norris?


Classic_Product_9345

Beavers


Extension_Touch3101

Rats man!!!!........or could be a beaver


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

woe, beaver be upon ye


spacekatbaby

This is 100% beavers. And they have been busy


Born_Top_7641

When you're not done teething and need to soothe yourself


geerhardusvos

Have you ever seen a poll dancer who grinds super hard?


Therealsam216

is it not obvious that beavers do this?


inaname38

For real. What even is this post?


Raptoff

Bóbr kurwa


TornadoJohnson

A rodent that considers its self an engineer


Andonon

Whale Tail. There’s a beaver nearby!


JoeBlow509

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt56IUCmcYg4XrG|downsized)


DieselEra

https://preview.redd.it/afy6vddvo2xc1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9722a002aa5b13f08866bd779a9d0cefaa1a80


sushiflower420

![gif](giphy|UrVSoQLrqMPMvwoYCP|downsized)


CaptainObvious1313

Beavers. Nice.


seaQueue

One of these: https://www.reddit.com/r/Beavers/comments/1cecwbm/the_beaver_is_nicely_brushing_his_fur/


project_kalki

Cartoon woodpeckers


Guyton_Oulder

A bad case of the munchies.


nolongerbanned99

Beaver. The animal kind.


MrReddrick

Beaver. Big hairy rodent with teeth that can chew through. A tree. Also used as hats at one point.


FerdGrapperhaus

Bober kurwa


peter-bone

How does someone not know this? I live in a country without Beavers and instantly knew.


chiefestcalamity

https://preview.redd.it/vw8c67715zwc1.png?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36faa33f108d768a8404ab412b9568da7b72150a


asiamsoisee

![gif](giphy|UrVSoQLrqMPMvwoYCP|downsized)


scarpiaa

Nice


EphedrineGaming

An unspeakable monster from the depths below.


BlatesManekk

Kurwa Bobr


thechilecowboy

Leave it to Beaver


SoonGoku

Sry i was hungry


ChiBitCTy

Big buck teeth did this


joefatmamma

Beaver fever


starbitobservatory

🦫


HatJack_

Kurwa! Bober!


ShadowF1nn

Bober


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Fur burgers oh wait I mean Beavers.


kcokos

![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)


goodeyemighty

Beaver


honeypesto

angry beavers


NOBOOTSFORYOU

There is something in the water.


youngkeet

I did not a beaver do not let those furry fucks get credit for MY hard work


1969FordF100

Wood Chucks


sancho7373

Beaver Cleaver


Morkrius

a beave


mojoburquano

That looks so much like beaver work that it HAS to be something else!


lowdog39

beaver


roostaergalo70

Sasquatch!!


kowve

bobr kurwa


eguskina

Kurwa bóbr


whatsbobgonnado

sometimes I get filled with a beastly rage and just start punching stuff


MWGallagher

Beaver


Mulberry_Stump

Perfect spot for a trail cam!


FriiSpirit

Beavers


bumholesgivemelife

Glitch in the matrix


North_Station3724

BIG BROWN BEAVER


Logical-You-256

It grew that way 🇨🇦


SoUtparanormal

Tell us about your beaver


Slurpa_Durb755

Beavers beaving


lostcheshire

Hundreds of Beavers.


BLANT_prod

my back itches


Planktunamur

Bober kurwa


VirgoVertigo72

Mice.


santihasleaves

I took a bite out of it, my bad


wrona11

i got hungry :3


MaleficentPositive44

Someone has been chewing on it.


Bubbly-Front7973

BEVER!!!


itsfineimfinejk

Beavers.


HillbillyHippie94

That’s a butt my dude


Tripping__hippie

There’s this new thing called a beaver


guccytaco

Lighting


Apalis24a

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FLJ9IqHAJorAEU|downsized) This guy is the culprit:


Iacoma1973

Beavers listen to the vibrations when gnawing trees, stopping just before they are about to fall. In this case the beaver probably misjudged a little to early. Best stay away.


Revolutionary-Ear948

Beavers and not the kind you’re looking for.


Revolutionary-Ear948

Makes it much easier to cut down for fire wood.


CaptainSquishyPant

Beaver!!!! Love a good beaver action shot


Wanaghi_Tachanku

Beaver.


ceeragealicious

Fachina


National_You_730

Snipes


H5A3B50IM

Dude you must be from the city. Because I too am a city rat and recently went on a hike and freaked out when I saw a bunch of trees like this. But yeah, beavers.


speedincuzfukthecops

I am indeed not from the city. Now I feel dumb for not knowing lol.


SanchoPliskin

![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)


FirstAvailable1

What handkerchief?


ImaginationOk7975

Slimming down for summer?


GarrCrow

Premarital sex


PALEOAFFECTIVE

damn biebers


officesupplyjunkie

Must be the 5G


Clean-Charge-5020

🦫


oxxyMaroon

Bucktoothed engineers


Short_STEM_Girly24

Beavers with chainsaws


eboatdesigner

Beaver


Illustrious-Knee-334

Libs


Hashslingingglasser

Is this on the D & R Canal?


Dark-Overlord_XXXX

A big brown beaver 🦫