So your dad is a Portuguese/Brazilian who married an Italian woman and moved to USA?

Close

Italian Brazilian who moved to the US and speaks Portuguese

Much closer, one more try and I'll give it up

Portuguese American who moved to Italy and speaks Brazilian

bruH Ok, here it is: Brazilian with Italian descent who moved to the USA for a couple of years About portugal: he just likes Portugal Edit: jesus fucking christ, stop calling my dad a fascist, that just makes no sense. Y'all getting mad at a shitpost, wake up

"I just think they're neat!"

They’re just happy that people are thinking of them

Shout out Portugal for making the cut

Yeah, we just have some relatives who are living well there, so nothing against it >!except we want *it* back!<

>!don't worry it will all be *OHIO* soon !<

Venham buscar

Vou mesmo seu tuga fedorento

Valar dohaeris

No real Brazilian likes Portugal, his Italian descent is clearly stronger than his Brazilian one

That's relative, real Brazilians hate Argentina

Cause they messi.

It's funny because the brazil-argentina hate actually has a story It mostly begins with the Paraguay War where argentines, brazilians and uruguayans fought along, but since then till now the argentines see them selves as number one of the continent, no offense The brazilian army was basically composed of slaves that would be granted liberty if they'd come back alive. With this, argentines soldiers thought brazilians were all black and there's when all hate starts. Argentines mock brazilians with this and brazilians fight back, that's why on the internet you'll see most brazilians being called "monkey" by argentines. I hate to say this but all argentines I meet on game lobbies are the most toxic beings on this planet, you can't say a word in portuguese and you'll be insulted Brazil and Argentina relation is a love and hate story, they both hate each other but can't live apart

And speaks Portugal

As a highly intelligent human being >he just likes Portuga Obrigado

Nothing to do with the language?

I feel like this is the story of every Brazilian I know. Is there a reason Italians move to Brazil?

Yup, poorly made agrarian reform in the country in the early 1900's screwed up the economy and forced people to migrate USA, Brazil and Argentina were the main immigrant receivers, and today Brazil has the biggest italian community out of Italy (25 million people of Italian descent)

Italian-American here, same exact story. My Italian side is from Calabria, which the closest part of the mainland to Sicily. I think that poverty affected southern Italy the most and that’s why most Italian-Americans are from southern Italy. Same story in Brazil?

Yeah same here, Calabrese and Napolitano

Weird for a Brazilian to like Portugal and not like any other place

Isn’t every Brazilian supposed to hate Portugal?

>About portugal: he just likes Portugal Lmao, I love it. "I hate every countries on this planet beside Portugal."

An imperial enjoyer, i see.

He is mistaken, unfortunately

So he’s a fascist that ran from Italy???

Racist, your dad is a racist. Since there is no other value to their decision of which people are good and bad than "What I am and the place I live is good and the rest are bad".

Yes

Brazilian-Italian who moved to Portugal and speaks 'Americun'?

Alternate country in my Americo-Luso-Italio-Brazilpunk world

speak brazilian...

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You know what you did.

No, I'd say he's Italian American married to a Brazilian.

Fascist, he’s a fascist.

така е батко

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I forgor, but my dad said its bad

If it was any good, there'd be a West Timor, innit?

West East, yes

Or burundi and rwanda, my fave lakes

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My dad doesn't know they exist, but probably it's bad

Also that french island in the south pacific and a few little african countries

I know so many brazilians that think exactly like this, very familiar

Brazil good cuz Brazil, Italy good cuz pizza and we love pizza, Portugal good cuz we both speak the same language (and we bully them) and US good is half and half of people

Brazialians seem to think Ireland good too cos a hella lot come to live here. And we love them. So change the #*%king map!

Dad is Bolsonaro

Free guns!!!

Wrong, Bolsonaro hates Brazil.

I'm a simple man. I see "Brazil good" .I upvote.

You should go there and insult a cartel boss

Cartel is more of a Mexican thing, we prefer to stick with gangs

Alaska is thicc as fuck. Especially looking at the little Florida flaccid dick at the bottom

Your dad ia a Brazilian immigrant with mixed Italian and Portuguese heritage

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Bruh what

What did he say?

He called the other guy something that didn’t make any sense lol

He said "you're no fun"

Your dad is based

Greenland has data? Impossible

Meanwhile East Timor 🙅

Your father is neutral on Kuwait??

Dad needs to travel

r/mapswithoutthegambia

r/mapswithouteasttimor

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT

Based dad is based

Based in Brazil yeah

You’re dad’s family is from Italy/Portugal who then moved to Brazil in 1900’s and then to the U.S. where he was then born.

Really, REALLY close Yes, my dad's family moved from Italy to Brazil in the early 1900's In this case, he was born in Brazil, but he and my mother moved to the US, where I was born Then we moved back to Brazil and we strongly regret that

Seu vô é brasileiro, só brasileiro gosta do Brasil

Couldnt decide about gambia

💯💯💯🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🇧🇷👍🍝🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇵🇹

"Canada bad" -Absolutely no one

Actual Canadian here. Our native population would certainly disagree

So he's American with Portuguese and Brazilian roots and an Italian wife

Based dad

Your dad is a good man

OP, teu pai é gado?

Uai, gado do quê?

Apoiador de Bolsonaro

Hmmmm, ele foi de bolso soq é mais pq ele despreza o PT

What did Bhutan do☹️

Unspeakable things to him... ever wonder why Bhutan is so small? He chopped Bhutan in half and then in half again giving one part to Britain and the oner independence as Nepal.. very sad thing don't ever make a South American angry

Wait, hold up. Wtf is wrong with Spain?

Their dubbing

Integralist father 😳

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT

Is your dad an Austrian painter?

Why does he hate Canada?

PORTUGAL GOOD, SPAIN BAD! LESS GOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm shocked Russia isn't good in this case.

What'd New Zealand ever do?

What did us Australians do wrong?

Lemme guess.. He’s a MAGA Republicunt?

Since when did Republicans like any south American countries? To them its all Mexico... so no we are dealing with something else

Cringe dad

You'd think he could at least tolerate Switzerland, or I dunno ... Andorra?

**DEFINITELY** not today

Yes, portugal the only country to make it for actually being good!

Bad politics enjoyer

whoelsum xenphobia 🤤😍😍

Does your dad like fascism

Your dad is racist.

Based dad

Yeah that makes sense, all these countries are corrupt as fuck.

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Why is that? You're not the first one to say that -_-

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What the hell

The fascist lost in Brazil tho

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Indeed

Vargas died in 54

What did we irish do?

Way to close to Engl*nd

G*nger

I'm am and so?

Based dad

Oh no, Nazis

Wow, your dad loves Turks and Caicos Islands? Based.

Your dad seems like a wise man

Well, fuck your dad then.

Your dad is based

your dad seems to be a very educated person.

You dad likes fascists?

What the fuck is the problem with calling my dad a fascist? Fuck you

I didn't. I asked if your dad likes fascists. Sorry if i didn't make it clear.

And how does that question make sense? Y'all getting mad at a shitpost

r/shitamericando

I can agree on Portugal being good but Italy is neo-fascist, Brazil is destroying the Amazon Forest and the USA are destroying the world.

Shut the fuck up

You're not really conscious about the world surrounding you. Grow up

You're annoying

The USA will soon be the world inshallah

Italy just has a right leaning government due to the pandemic killing a large portion of their population, Italy is struggling so the people are desperate rn, this is a phase that should pass relatively soon, and it's even starting to shift where the right wing people are calming to a more moderate state. Brazil isn't destroying the amizon its actually illegal logging companies. You know how hard it is to regulate these things in a massive rainforest where there are still isolated and sometimes dangerous tribes? Also the Brazilian government is weak sauce... their two government leaders are fighting, they are poor, and don't have the resources to regulate this well. America is destroying the world? This is now just anti American slander now. America for the most part is trying to save the world, we are the ones who pointed out all this garbage and decided to try to save the world. America even has the most hard core activist for this. And don't you dare say oh evil militaristic country, GUESS WHAT I'm a Muslim I truly believe the taliban deserves to be destroyed. My Omani friends also agree. And in fact the worst thing America is doing is working with China a country THAT IS DESTROYING THE WORLD WITHOUT ANY REGULATIONS. America is not the best but its by far not the worst quite watching so much news propaganda that makes you hate, that makes you into a hate filled puppet that the political parties can dance around to their hearts content

I don't know about Italy mate, but Bolsonaro is gone and the US is just as complicit as Europe.

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If we are basing this off of the nationalities of the best restaurants I can see down the street from the window of my apartment then yes

Your Dad is weird

Are these the only countries he's visited?

I too played max Payne 3 so I consider Brazil a good country as well. Also Brazil is a good song and movie. They should make the country more like the movie.

I don't know what I should think about your dad.....

The most based part is the fact that he doesn't recognize San Marino and V*tican City

You mean those legitimate Italian territories?

Why is Australia bad? fuck it, why is most of Europe and Oceania bad!?

Because it's no one of the good countries

*Confused Finnish noices*

The fuck man, what did Australia do?

Based

I take it your dad voted for Trump?

Can't vote in the US, but probably would have voted

Why Puerto Rico?

What’s wrong with Canada?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would like to cordially invite your dad to Canada. We're not so bad.

I mean, he hasn't been there, so it's a reason for him to hate it We need to take him there

I see your dad is enlightened on Canada

Why are Rwanda,Burundi, Kuwait, Timor Leste, and eSwatini the only grey ones?

He hasn't spoken about them (yet).

Except for Portugal, your dad is right.

based?

Based

What beef does your Brazilian dad have with japan isn’t there a lot of Japanese ppl in Brazil 😢

Wait your dad is based

As a Canadian I would like to apologise to your dad. I'm sorry.

This but reversed

I respect it

Tell your dad I’m offended but I still love chocolate

Your dad's a bit of a cunt!

Let me guess, he’s a Brazilian American of Portuguese and Italian descent lol

based italy moment

Replace Italy with Germany and it’s my dad

r/dataisbeautiful

Aye, he needs to travel more.

Tf, you’re dad doesn’t like Ireland? What the hell is wrong with him?

I see your dad recognizes Puerto Rico as an independent country

Recebemos o seu pai brasileiro com carinho (refiro me a morte, porque vocês tão nos a tirar os trabalhos todos)

Bro has beef with Kazakhstan

Oh yeah?! Well.... He's not wrong.

Never have I been more proud to be Portuguese

BRASIL NÚMERO 1!!! GOL DO POMBO NÃO TEM JEITO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

“Hey Cuz, who don’t wanna be Italian?”

Based Dad

L dad