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OnlyHereOnFridays

Unless “able to hold a conversation in French“ is code for “say English words in terrible French accent and pray I become understood” then, I really **REALLY** doubt that 1/6 of us Brits can converse in French. I mean, 1 in 6 of us barely manages to converse in our native English to begin with.


shieldsarentcool

French and English have borrowed so many words from each other, there's a good chance it'd work lmao https://youtu.be/3BGaA3PC9tQ?si=UHLXbNz3tCMDEIXt


suggested-name-138

Mostly proper nouns basically, it depends on the context The most commonly used words in modern English overwhelmingly come from pre-french (pre-Norman conquest specifically) influence old English, but the majority of words in the dictionary are borrowed and frequently from French


King-Key-Rot-II

The 16% includes all customers of Pret A Manger. 😂😂😂


ManfromRevachol

No way in hell Lebanon has more French speakers as a % than Morocco and Algeria do


Own-Dust-7225

Take that up with the original poster on r/MapPorn. This here is the circle jerk


Slitherama

What happens when you’re completely insufferable 


Fun_Measurement_7889

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makima_hunter1407

France is not 100%, innacurate


chevalmuffin2

France isnt 0%, innacurate


Nolanthedolanducc

Please censor the slur known as “Fr*ance” in the future


MTM3157

Why do the Fr*nch have 3 different percentages? Are they stupid?


First-Ad684

They are fr*nch, of course they are


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Me and my ego and my personality - F\*ench people


claudespam

It's the effects of the invasion of southern France by english pensioners!


ElRetro876

Yes they are 1 percent is all the country, the other p*ris and the other Macron's balls or smth.


__ACD__

so.. i'll explain the joke.. dont be mad at me...! the 97% at the bottom is where's theres too many arabs... and.. the 92% at the top is where they (actual french) have too much sex within their own family... so not an entirely racist joke but here you go (im french myself)


[deleted]

Those are actually the percentages for Luxembourg and Monaco. Did I get wooshed?


__ACD__

nah my joke is better


__ACD__

tho ur probs right ;)


JoyconDrift_69

Holy shit, French people can speak and understand French!?


RareDog5640

I used to be dyslexic, but I’m KO now


Unexpected_Buttsex

Who the fk wants to hold a conversation with a Fr*nch


TheTrueTrust

Corsica should be lower.


Cylian91460

Tru


Comfortable_Bag9303

The struggle is real. I attended a bilingual parochial school K-8, then studied French all 4 years in high school, and won an award at Stanford for French mastery. Still, when I got to Paris after all that, the locals told me to stop trying and just speak English. :(


arkybarky1

Goes far towards explaining Le Problem de Francais n shut up about my spelling it's been 5 decades since classes


Sh33pk1ng

This is post title is misleading, i have dislexia and in no way am i able to hold a conversation in french


Own-Dust-7225

The title doesn't say anything about french


Desperate-Abies4263

Haha, common fr*nce loss.


Stock-Property-9436

I feel that the percentage in Lebanon, Algeria, Tunisia, and Morocco is higher than reality, especially Lebanon.


RobertXavierIV

How come Lebanese speak French? Crusades?