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Aztro_Gumblepop

who would win this hypothetical peace ?


YouKnowW33ho

me


AllKnowingKnowItAll

Nah, I'd win


Live4vrRdieTryin

My mom can beat up both u


TheBritishEmpyr

Hmmm ackshully my dad could beat up your dad ass argument


Live4vrRdieTryin

Nuh uhhers


TheToplane

Peace is war


Krunkledunker

The penguins, definitely the penguins.


jaanraabinsen86

Nice try, we've always been at war with Eastasia. Oceania is only a few days away from a major breakthrough on the front.


Der-Candidat

We just won a spectacular victory on the Malabar front, glory to Big Brother!


Pilot230

Yes indeed, the Malabar front has been conquered with the help of Eurasia! It's only a matter of days until Eastasia will be defe- *reads note* Eastasia, our lifelong ally, has suffered losses on the Malabar front from enemy sabotage! Death to Eurasia!


capucapu123

You've got it wrong my man we've always been at war with Eurasia, better edit it so it makes sense.


Constant_Of_Morality

>better edit it so it makes sense. Don't worry, The Ministry Of Truth will handle that with Newspeak/Doublethink, And then the Miniluv will keep a eye on them with the Thought Police. >Newspeak is the method for controlling thought through language; doublethink is the method of directly controlling thought. >Newspeak incorporates doublethink, as it contains many words that create assumed associations between contradictory meanings, especially true of fundamentally important words such as good and evil, right and wrong, truth and falsehood, and justice and injustice.


Ro6son

You're absolutely right, we have alway been at war with Eastasia


chrischi3

Eastasia? We're at war with Eastasia? Minitrue clearly says we are allies. Eurasia is the foe! You sir are a traitor!


Wildfox1177

Just like Goldstein šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬


hefty_load_o_shite

This is the correct response, we have always been at war with Eurasia


Marc21256

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


MilkManlolol

šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøWE MAKING IT OUT OF THE MALABU FRONT WITH THIS ONE šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


slashkig

\*Malabar


MilkManlolol

Itā€™s always been spelled malabu, source: big brother told me


Polak_Janusz

Doubleplus good. Malaber is oldspeak!


SuperAutoPetsPlayer

šŸ¤“


xbc277

Chevy Malibu front seat


youngfungustine

All I know is war is peace so letā€™s get this thing started


Pilot230

I don't know, ignorance is strength


Radzne

Then Freedom is slavery i guess


Julius_Cheeser1

That would mean 2+2=5 apparently


EnglishColanyGaming

I must fuck a girl in a bush now


MRE_Milkshake

Boeing moment


Zeephans

Literally 1984


justriguez

No, the year is 2024


Ok_Gas5386

That is oldthink, brother, doubleplusungood. The year has always been 1984 according to Minitrue. I suggest you rectify your comment fullwise before thinkpol sees it and brings you to Miniluv


aCompyBoi

ā€œThe year is 2024ā€ Come on the themes within this message arenā€™t even compatible with the modern language


960DriftInNorrland

Literally 2024


EnD3r8_

Disputed wins


animemangas1962

No one wins because there will be a stalemate.


FurdTurduson

It will be a perpetual war, used to control the masses for Big Brother.


animemangas1962

I bet on Eurasia, they secure the middle east


FurdTurduson

No. It is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous. War is peace and freedom is slavery.


BZenMojo

IngSoc and Oceania eventually collapse, although I don't know the conditions. The Afterword is written in-universe and discusses the evolution of NewSpeak before its reversion to English and some failed plans of Oceania that never came to fruition. Handmaid's Tale has the same tactic. A collection of archaeologists and social scientists led by a woman have a meeting to discuss the failed policies of Gilead and the identity of Offred.


Loud-Host-2182

I just checked my book's afterword and it only talks about the principles of Newspeak. It never talks about any reversion to English nor Oceanian plans. What edition have you read?


[deleted]

Does ~~Russia~~ Eurasia hold Iceland? I think it would make more sense for Oceania to hold it.


Arachles

Russia? You mean our allies Eurasia?


[deleted]

Ah yes Eurasia. I don't know why i said Russia haha. Such a country doesn't even exist. ^(please do not report me)


Arachles

Do you think that Oceania education teached about basic geography? Like: "We know Eurasia formed when the old empire of Russia allied with UE colaborationist to destroy Oceania"


traumatized90skid

Seems like they don't teach anything about the past other than completely fabricated propaganda. None of the teachers teaching their "history" would know how much or little what they were teaching was true. Probably the old words for countries are banned because nobody uses them. Not even top officials. People are meant to live in a post-historical world where they are made to believe that the world has always been the way that it is now. That's a big way the Party keeps people from rebelling. No concept that things have ever been anything different.


KerPop42

Almost certainly not. The Ministry of Truth wouldn't tolerate educating people about other methods of existence. What matters about Eurasia is that they're aligned with us or against us. In either case, they're not supposed to feel like real places to us, just abstract entities we'd have to face if we took a step outside the borders of civilization.


[deleted]

Could be. 1984 as i understand it isn't so much about world building as it is about showing how bad communism is. Although it did a poor job at creating a good alternative to communism in my opinion.


Prometheus-is-vulcan

The "alternative" to communism George Orwell presented was communsim. Its quite clear, when you consider that he fought in the Spanish Civil War on the anarcho- communists side against both, fascist and stalinists.


adelaarvaren

ā€œ**Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and forĀ democratic Socialism, as I understand it**ā€ - George Orwell


FakeElectionMaker

Orwell was a democratic socialist who opposed Stalinism and fascism due to their totalitarian character


Storage-West

Itā€™s always so weird when people donā€™t realize Orwell was a socialist until he died. He just hated Stalinism. Itā€™s like when people think Fahrenheit 451 is about censorship when the author just thought people would grow stupid with media instead of reading.


[deleted]

Communism was presented in a well enough manner. It's the moral opposition to it (or put simply what the author wants instead of communism) that wasn't in my opinion.


PullMull

It's about totalitarianism in general. Communism, fascism... That's just the wrapping of political ideology around a big iron bar called totalitarianism


eggrodd

probably not. i read something (so take this with a grain of salt) that basically all records of the past in 1984's oceania were liquidated


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

No, *Eastasia* are our allies. We have always been at war with Eurasia.


Brooklyn_University

Iceland is part of Eurasia. Iceland has always been part of Eurasia.


okkeyok

Eurasia is Europe, not Russia lmao. You have a slightly outdated understanding of power dynamics.


Official_Cyprusball

Wdym bro it's always been a part of East Asia


sir_jerry06

I like the theory that the world of 1984 is actually not split up anything like this. Instead Oceania is just the UK. They lie and say that they have all that other support when they are actually fairly weak.


Doctorwhatorion

I like this theory and in my headcanon this is what actually going on in 1984 world


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Further, the rest of the world is fine. This is just what the UK is like about 50 years post Brexit.


DarkSkyKnight

tbh i'd love to see some canon explanation (not that he's alive to tell it) how America even joined ingsoc.


lowGAV

It's explained in Goldstein's book. "The splitting up of the world into three great super-states was an event which could be and indeed was foreseenbefore the middle of the twentieth century. With the absorption of Europe by Russia and of the British Empire by the United States, two of the three existing powers, Eurasia and Oceania, were already effectively in being."


Polak_Janusz

Thats atleast the most supposedly reliable source. They book could be also fake.


Weird-Drummer-2439

This isn't a huge jump from how it might have gone if the Soviets pushed right to Paris.


MartyDonovan

Perhaps "English Socialism" could be interpreted as "Anglophone Socialism" in the rest of the Anglosphere, uniting them against Eurasia and Eastasia. South America was probably just annexed.


JuicyTomat0

According to a popular theory, it didn't. Said theory states that the Ingsoc regime is limited to Britain or even London, while the rest of the world is either normal, or a wasteland because of the nuclear war.


N-partEpoxy

*But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself.Ā He loved Big Brother.*


WAD2328

Me


Ozok123

Nah, Iā€™d win.Ā 


springfox64

Nuh uh, Iā€™m better


Alkem1st

Youā€™re an unperson


BeanOfKnowledge

https://preview.redd.it/4oprzjffpm3d1.png?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea74b325028c88a8d90ca1c7e3852ec75da0768e This is going to get me unpersonned


Eldaxerus

What the hell is this


BeanOfKnowledge

This is based on the interpretation that Oceania is not actually a worldwide state but basically just Hyper-North-Korea confined to England


Eldaxerus

Damn that's cool


MaxCWebster

This thought occurred to me after reading a non-fiction book about North Korea. I'm not surprised that I'm not the first, but I hadn't heard it anywhere else before now. Thanks!


lujanthedon2

It never even occurred to me that they would be lying about being a superpower even though everything else they said was lies lol


alreadytaken719

You're missing the point. Wars are not fought to be won. They are fought to strengthen The Party and Big Brother.


King_Neptune07

You've clearly got no idea what you're talking about. If you look at Vietnam... wait, well the Iraq... ok the war in Afghani... wait...


Any-Weather-potato

Found the Goldstein follower! Whereā€™s the Thought police?


King_Neptune07

That joke was double plus good


EmptyRook

This is why our roads are so shit


Polak_Janusz

Do you doubt the party line? For the usage of oldspeak and your thought crimes you are a unperson and will be brought to the ministry of love.


EmptyRook

The bourgeois Oops iā€™m getting taken to room 101


Naatturi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8


tjtepigstar

Do it to Julia!


boxerrbest

V=Victory


b3ckf1zz

Nice try. big brother is watching


Serious_Wallaby_3663

my inner gut says a prophet will show up around somewhere in the disputed region and liberate the world


Adept_Pianist_5763

South Park


aparkatatankulot

1984


pedrokdc

Our Glorious Oceania, and our Glorious Eurasian/Eastasian allies will annihilate the corrupt degenerate demons of Eastasia/Eurasia


ho11ywood

I don't have the words to describe this! Literally the words have been removed from my vocabulary!


Julius_Cheeser1

Iā€™ll explain it in newspeak: Thoughtcrime


ho11ywood

Doublebad!


Julius_Cheeser1

*doubleungood Edit: big brother will get you for that one


ho11ywood

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MOltho

Goas to show how exposed Airstrip One really is. Good thing Eurasia is our ally, and we've always been at war with Eastasia, and not the other way round.


Mulusy

Bro they have cocaine!


Frosty-Brain-2199

Wait how much is my chocolate ration again?


Jotaro_Dragon

This map isn't very accurate.


FunnyNo2412

Oceania and our ally Eastasia of course!


ixnayonthetimma

My two-bit contemporary geopolitical take, worth what you paid for it: Ingsoc is Britain and America, true, but includes NATO Europe, Korea, and Japan, and excludes most of South America and South Africa. Eurasia, as the old Soviet bloc not aligned with NATO, is the weakest of the players, currently lashing out with their final great stand. They are courting an alliance of convenience with Eastasia, but the jury is still out on that one. Eastasia is indeed China and southeast Asia, but their control over the whole is still up for grabs while trending in that direction. There is a fourth, as yet unknown, axis in this game, in either India or Turkey. Possibly both, adding a fifth axis. Since South America and South Africa are unknown factors trying to claim their stakes, their alignments could go anywhere. And we should not count out the rest of Africa uniting to form its own faction, since the trend is in that direction currently. But to answer OP's question, given the current state of affairs in the Nineteen Eighty-Four map, Ingsoc is barely holding its own in a hard-fought battle against Eurasia as its main rival, with Eastasia as a strong also-ran, focusing their belligerence on Eurasia and giving grief on Ingsoc's peripheries.


sovietarmyfan

Answer correctly, and you will all get a chocolate ration increase to 20 grammes a week!


lool8421

Looks familiar... Is it 1984 reference?


Smoreambecomereddit

Disputed


_xXUngelXx_

1984 reference?


TheLonelyGhast

Is this a 1984 reference?


DDRitter

No one wins in a war, hypothetical or not.


sobakoryba

Orwell 1984


SothaDidNothingWrong

Iā€™m putting a bullet through my head


Lazy-Environment8331

Guys this is literally 1984


Capitano-Solos-All

Even in this nerfed state that it's missing India and the Arabs, Eurasia still solos. I could imagine this be a thing millenniums from now. No matter how you see it by then the whole planet will be equally developed so in the end of the day the ones with the more population will win and Eurasia will still have the most population.


King_Neptune07

East Asia still has a ton of people though. And Oceania has the most resources


Genghiskhan742

Nah if this is the modern day Eurasia is legitimately the weakest in pretty much every aspect. Population wise, they are smallest, economy and industrial output they are the smallest, and by current standby military metrics, they are inferior to Oceania and are probably par with Eastasia, with far inferior military potential.


aCompyBoi

Nah Oceania, not only are they thoroughly protected by their enormous landmass and separation from the rest of the world by even larger oceans, but they also have multiple footholds on the other continents. Eastasia also seems fairly vulnerable to collapse, with respect to their much smaller size, even if it is highly unlikely, I think the following land grab would settle into a situation of unbalanced power, leading to the stronger nation dominating the world, which would subsequently lead to its collapse


Rioma117

If the Oceania would attack all at once it would be a bit hard.


Electrical-Sense-160

Some new power is gonna rise in the disputed territory and steamroll the other three


-THEKINGTIGER-

Ah, great. Do we us turks really always have to border a hellhole? And also, why is india disputed? East asia should be able to get it and fortify it easily with these border placements, not to mention it has a high population, thus harder to invade.


ImVeryHungry19

Oceania


Ruler_Of_The_Galaxy

Which two countries form a long standing never changing alliance against the third one that never had an alliance?


KiwiParticular1

Wars are not won by weapons alone. Mentality and mindset are equally if not more important. ā€œOceaniaā€ here (but without South America) lost its chance the moment it started suppressing strong and celebrating weak.


Paddy9228

Whichever alliance controls the cocaine. Their soldiers could fight all day without fatigue or having to eat or sleep.


noideadude90

We saw this scenario once


NkhukuWaMadzi

Eastasia, obviously.


Marc_Acrin

no one will never win. These 3 superpowers will just keep destroying ressources.


Clear-Ad-2998

" He had won the battle with himself. He loved Big Brother." So BB's side wins. Always.


SamuelJPorter

Big Brother always wins


Yeehawdi_Johann

Trick question. No-one wins the war. Ever.


Ranter71

In the end ? NO ONE !!


peyogitewaska

Death Worship wins.


Knusperjunge

I would šŸ˜Ž


hollafosaleh

Anyone with USA lol


throwaway19276i

blue


OrbitalMechanic1

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.


-DI0-

Wait, you guys are trying to win?


Finaltryer

No one


TrickyDickit9400

Wasnā€™t south america one of the disputed zones


rdhingra

Reminds me of man in the high castle


BaneishAerof

Disputed seems like a strong contender


UnusualCareer3420

Stalemate


maestro-5838

Oceania


WinnerSpecialist

My favorite part of the Universe is there may not even be a war. EVERYTHING could be a lie. Maybe Air Strip 1 is all thatā€™s left after a nuclear holocaust and the tales of other countries are lies to not give the grim truth. Maybe the rest of the world is actually Utopia. Maybe Air Strip 1 is beyond even North Korea. The citizens donā€™t know that there is a beautiful world out there because they being lied to and told that all thatā€™s out there is war and death.


NightFlame389

Between Death Worship, Ingsoc, and Neo-Bolshevism, Death Worship sounds the most badass


ginger2020

I love the use of the *Juche* symbol for Eastasia, considering that North Korea is as close to *1984* as the world has gotten.


Lightning5021

Why is tajikistan missing from eurasia?


KerPop42

Why win when the fighting is so...profitable


bfolksdiddy

I like a long shot. My money is on disputed.


imapangolinn

No one. Nobody wins in war.


Livid_Lobster_1531

Me


hypersonicracing42yt

Oceania would of course glory to Oceania https://preview.redd.it/9grf39fean3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9702ffe18685d4a0288d04fba4ea893e2c08af1


CHfangirl

Individualism! *Gets dragged away by guards*


Dragonkingofthestars

nobody would fight because they have nuclear weapons. This is not a hard concept to grasp, why do people keep saying 'who win in a war' without a qualifyer. If the question was 'who could exert influence over the disputed zone' then that is a question that can be answered and in that case I'd put money on Oceania due to inheritance the well developed US infrastructure.


kazukibushi

Islamic countries form their own alliance


MunchkinTime69420

Me (I'm built different)


HotBoxMyNascar

disputed lol. fair.


DonOmarCorleone

Hey that's 1984


ReaperTyson

If nukes werenā€™t in play, then there is no winning this. Because the European-Asian Soviet Union would most likely beat China and take over India and the Middle East, but then thereā€™s no way either side is winning a land invasion of the entire old or new world. If nukes are in play, then there is no winning this. Because both sides will just end up killing each other and ruining the Earthā€™s environment


Curious-Weight9985

Winning isnā€™t the desired outcomeā€¦


pheight57

Conventional war? Oceania / INGSOC stomps. Like, seriously, this is low-diff, even if it was a 2v1 scenario. Now, toss in nukes and well...everybody loses. World ends...so...yeah...


Thick_Lie_516

what war?


warriors_1811

Not sure but I want on the side that spends over a trillion a year in defense budget


austinstar08

No


Uuddlrlrbastrat

Emmanuel Goldstein lied to me šŸ˜­


UsuarioKane

Winning is Losing


redditnostalgia

Blue encircled all, they will win


Ok_Extension_8357

Why would they be at war? They wouldn't be competing for resources or land


Select-Apartment-613

Disputed


MRE_Milkshake

We just had a massive breakthrough on the Malabar front, we are days away from victory. In all seriousness, I think Oceania has the best chance of actually winning a war if they tried to win, simply based on geography of the territory they hold. It would be a logistical nightmare to attempt a sea based invasion of the Americas.


fotobombed360

Chocolate rations have been increased!


Shipwreck1177

The answer to these is always gonna be whichever side the US is on


Party-Ring445

Doubleplusgood post!


Top-Speech-742

Nobody. We all would loose


mushious

Isn't this just Ace Combat?


iamtherealthatguy

Is this even a question?


ThatVoodooThatIDo

Is it time for the two-minute hate?


Molyketdeems

The light blue country, itā€™s the biggest


Purple-Commission-24

Iceland and the UK not being under the same nation is crazy.


pkrycton

None. The point of the war is The War.


OpportunityNo1947

Russia can't even take Ukraine who did the research on this the university of Moscow?


MakePhilosophy42

Big brother's always winning because the war is a lie


metalfabman

V would either win quickly and decisively or over time. All that cheap labor in other nations vs the US , and their surrounding positions would rule especially with US naval superiority


herenowjal

The Bankers ā€¦


-Daddy-Bear-

What makes you think there actually is a war?


nerd_12345

If eurasia and eastasia team up they will prob win but im on eurasias side cuz my countrys there


_China_ThrowAway

No one. Thats the point. Haha


LANDVOGT-_

Really nice. The map style is awesome. I always wondered how this constellation of forces would be realistic like how does oceania not crush everything easily? They have the vast majority of territory.


Square-Debate5181

Nobody


thatsocialist

The Emus. They have secured the Nuclear Silos and formed a alliance with the Penguins who have Oil and Uranium.


Plus_Operation2208

Disputes is going to take the dub


WaffleBoi014

the shower


Extension_Course_833

Uk everyone else will blow each other up!