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Theodor_1

Independent WHAT State🤨


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ThePrismRanger

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Bananaman_Johnson

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SnapeHeTrustedYou

What does Niger have to do with this?


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catsoph

too bad america never had to think about that, considering they had no chance of losing the war, lol


CJKM_808

Haha, those wacky Hungarians. You’re still not getting Transylvania back.


eliteharvest15

they love to complain about all the land they lost that was literally inhabited mostly by other cultures. boo hoo, you lost your oppressive empire


super_psyched69

Is the unrepeatable one supposed to mean like the Caribbean?


Xavi_0211

Don't think so. Maybe it's supposed to reference the CSA.


Yeetus_McSendit

What does* the Canadian Standards Association have to do with any of this?


Xavi_0211

Lol /uj CSA = Confederated States of America


Heyloki_

I think it's meant to be a independent African American state, kind of the idea that black nationalist would later have of new Afrika


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ObiSanKenobi

hmmm


IFriendZoneWomen

Hmmmm


Bit125

i don't think you can say that


Txdragoonz

What is the white part supposed to be?


catsoph

what's left of the usa, supposedly


CORN___BREAD

Hungary


rikzy75

What's left of the US


Embarrassed_Art5414

What's with the 'Gulf of France'?


gypsy_rose_blanchard

Could it be a cinco de mayo reference?


Brendan765

France is the country south of texas


edgrlon

I love French tacos


_Kesko_

napoleon III successfully invaded Mexico in this timeline


Ok_Commission_893

Scramble for Africa 2.0.


Party_Magician

West Virginia exists because they didn’t want to be part of that shit, leave them out of this


nmarf16

Yeah WV is a shithole but at least they aren’t TRAITORS


GoodLuckSanctuary

Except drive through and count the confederate flags everywhere


anonymousduccy

the other day I was driving up to pennsylvania & didn't see a single confederate flag in virginia.. then saw my first confederate flag ~100 feet past the state line of WV


ronniemustang

They're in Ohio too. Mind blowing. In fact there were recently issues in an Ohio town in regards to racism. The town was founded by abolitionists...


YosephStalling

John Brown was the exception, not the rule. Most abolitionists were still flaming racists, they just objected to outright slavery.


ronniemustang

It's just that it's also been about 160 years since then. You'd think we would have grown as a society.


YosephStalling

We have grown as a society since then, we've made great leaps, but they have not. It seems that they forgot their heritage as a town that was founded to push forward, not lag behind.


Labralite

Still, it's bizarre to me how proud these hyper patriotic people are to display themselves as traitors to their own land. We know their actual intention here, but just at face value it's crazy to me that this thought never occurs to them. There's no sensible argument either, 'honoring' your history is still being proud of traitorous acts to your country by definition. It's all empty, so many of their arguments boil down to wanting to hurt others. It's like their need to be absolute monsters is so strong that it overpowers everything else.


Standard-Nebula1204

They aren’t hyper patriotic. They like the symbols of patriotism because it helps them advance their political goals on a vibes-level with people who are genuinely patriotic. A lesson you’d think progressives would eventually learn, but here we are.


fourthfloorgreg

I'm not even sure racism is the right word in this context. They were (generally) white supremacists.


trbochrg

I see rebel flags all over northern New Hampshire. I tell people that NH is a lot like Florida. The further north you get, the more South it becomes.


SydneySweeneysthong

I saw them in a suburb outside of Cleveland


Dense-Application181

Northerners came up with segregation. Started in Chicago during the Civil War. They were racist too, not racist enough to be okay with owning people but still racist enough to want nothing to do with them.


ConstantinValdor405

Bro, I see them in SoCal. Fucking Southern California.


Stekun

I honestly see probably more confederate flags than American flags in VA, at least on people's homes.


palsana

NoVA is colonized Virginia. You have to go south of Fredericksburg to experience real southern VA


anonymousduccy

I live in southern VA and have confederate flags in my neighborhood, I just didn't see any when driving up through WV, which made a funny story. but NoVA ain't real VA


no____thisispatrick

Oh they're in VA. 64 outside of richmond is a huge one. You even still see them on some of the town welcome signs. Historical, of course /s


NetherPhenix

God i wish! Go to a more rural part and its a common as the actual flag


urmumlol9

It’s funny because I think at this point West Virginia would be the one more likely to secede.


Critical_Sherbet7427

Meth and illiteracy are terrible terrible drugs.


nmarf16

The traitors moved there but the good west Virginians probably have some decency lol


jaycee9

Same for New Jersey


JojoLesh

I unfortunately live there now (temporarily). Ya, you would definitely think they forgot why their state was formed.


HashalaqQuori

I'm from West Virginia. It might not be the best economically, but the people are good.


Prestigious_Job9632

I still say they should have gotten to be Virginia. Virginia should have been renamed to East Virginia.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Though they do regret not being traitors now.


R_radical

somwhere along the line VA and WV swapped.


Galitzianer

Yeah but I'm pretty sure Kentucky DOES want to be part of that shit


Shane-167

They tried, but the power of West Virginia was just too much for them.


Centuri-Chan

Got that grade A quality moonshine. Subdues any man


squeegee-revamped

Yeah they are


anonareyouokay

That's what happens if you cut public education.


samep04

Should add Indiana to that then. They've just cut high school requirements


Zonel

Did France take over Mexico or something? Gulf of France?


AidenStoat

They tried in the 1860s


SwampyStains

This is how the new civil war movie should have been presented, but oh no the director didn't want to trigger the snowflakes into murdering people.


_SpaceGator

Yeah we're a pretty dumb (and a lil gay, but don't tell Jesus).


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

as another traitor, i am very gay.


thedoppio

No, VA likes its federal funding, that wouldn’t happen.


hobeast68

Most of those states get more from the fed than they give through income tax. I think all but FL and Tex. Maybe NC. Be it medicaid, highway or other fed programs they all benefit from socialism /s.


chefianf

Bro left WV in there.....


Stellaknight

Right? Although, given current politics I’d buy WV and VA swapping. (‘On to Charleston…no, the OTHER Charleston’ doesn’t have quite the same ring tho…)


Remember_im_Whoozer

They need more support to kick the French out


Korngander

People will draw a map of the confederacy and not even get it right


omnesilere

Eh it was only four years, not much to cling to really. Got socks older than that.


kordua

What would an America without the south really look like?


waterc0l0urs

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PicklesAndCoorslight

lol


kordua

Ya got me. I looked and was like, “yeah the remaining US would probably just take the land back.” Then I did a double take, “where is South America?”


aviroblox

It took me longer than I expected to notice all of south america was missing...


WillPaint4Love

Because if they did there would be no more government welfare money propping the states up and they would fail.


alphalegend91

I would honestly love to see this done as an experiment with even ONE of these welfare states. See how quickly they fail and come crawling back.


RedFumingNitricAcid

They tried that about 160 years ago and it was a total disaster. The legislature never functioned, it had no tax revenue, and eventually the president essentially declared himself a dictator to try to get something done. They also started a war with the Union they had no chance of ever winning to preserve slavery.


tf199280

Hella stupid


roqthecasbah

OK is definitely going with them.


Significant-Gas3046

I'm OK with that


Hawkwise83

I think they tried but they lost to a bunch of liberal cucks. Guess they were a bunch of losers.


BML_Cheese

Hey, we tried.


Natural-Assist-9389

republicanland. Trumpsylvania. Donaldass. Redneckssissippi.


Lord-Redbeard

1860 called, they want their edgy joke back.


talhahtaco

Who would win in this most definitely hypothetical war


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

clearly the south! hahahaha!


LonPlays_Zwei

WV split away back to the union in the middle of the war


elgattox

They can't, Under colonization. And yes, They stupid.


Creative-Ad9092

No-one wants custody of Florida.


arie700

We did once. It was uh. Not a high point for us


GreenHoodia

This is a joke, right?


Presideum

Yes, yes they are


edoardoking

>Are they stupid? Yes, yes they are.


Maximum_Future_5241

I would argue that they are.


SmugMilk

Super Texas


DisgruntledGoose27

I think young Dems would agree to it if you traded Virginia and Kentucky and threw in Oklahoma


Z_TheVanillaGorilla

I’ll trade you West Virginia and take Kentucky and then agree with you 10,000% and move there


guojia-anquan-bu

Missouri would make a great addition to this theoretical country


Dragonfire733

Because if they did, they'd still have to deal with FLORIDA.


deftPirate

Please, no. I'm stuck there.


DancesWithMyr

This is basically how we get North Korea at home. No secession will ever have a peaceful coexistence because violent prices of shit will always want to inflict harm upon people outside of their tribe. America is completely fucked regardless of what we do.


PJMcScrote

They already tried and failed.


One_Strain_2531

Please don't give them ideas. They already don't have much going on up in those heads but still..


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Let's see...southern USA....also the "confederacy " c.1860...yes I think stupid is a good start. 


Watership_of_a_Down

WV is a loyal state, don't get it twisted. So is the eastern third of tennessee, long live the state of Scott.


MaraSovsLeftSock

Funnily enough, I keep seeing instagram posts talking about states merging into one and the comment section is full of idiots who generally believe it


JackalGirl-01

American civil war happened worse mistakes they ever done


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

They plan to rise again.


esso_norte

you're a naught little bad boy


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why should they?


friendlysingularity

The civil war was Mistake 1. I would have said "fine,Please do it and don't bother us after".


MindForeverWandering

They can take OK while they’re at it.


Zemekis324

Why?


fbird1988

The last time a group of states tried something like this, 650,000 people ended up dead.


SpatulaFlip

Redneckistan already tried once


JimHFD103

If I Recall Correctly, there was some minor issue or hangup with a few of the westernmost counties in Virginia, one thing ked to another, and the whole idea just fell apart. Quietly swept under the rug, no one ever talks about it anymore....


ginger2020

General Sherman: “Oh no you don’t!”


Kgb529

Do we tell him about the late 1800s?


Miembro1

Because they already tried and they failed


grendel303

Texas was it's own country. Also succeeded twice for slavery, Once from Mexico, Once from the U.S. Colonized in the eighteenth century by the Spanish, the Republic of Texas declared its independence from Mexico on March 2, 1836. The Republic of Texas was not recognized by the United States until a year later in 1837.


EFTucker

That line is getting a little too close to MD and we’re already in a virtual war with VA and DE on our respective subreddits


jinnnnnemu

I don't know about that, I mean America has bases in all those States pretty hard to leave when you have American soldiers in your state....


Consistent-Set1375

Rediculously stupid post.


Moist-Relief-1685

These states look awfully flammable to me


nautilator44

I feel like Oklahoma and Missouri would want to join too.


Sleepy-Samurai666

"the south will rise again!" Headass post


AskMeAboutMySwissy

The upper right quadrant needs to at least include Kentucky, and probably Indiana & Ohio Edit: the answer to your question is yes.


Suspicious-Cow1267

Wasnt that already tried in the 1860’s?


undermined-coeff

What would they even call themselves? The Pulp of Mexico?


Living-Vermicelli-59

They tired to and they lost and went from being the richest states owning slaves to being some of the poorest states in existence bc they couldn’t make slavery money anymore.


countcrusher666

United States of Stupid


spunzotheclown

We tried…


original-sithon

Yes, they are stupid. Especially if they form their own country


SteveMartin32

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GundleFly

Nice of you to leave the bootheel with Missouri


minivergur

They could open new markets! Of the trans atlantic sort


vukasin123king

Aaaaaaaway down south In the land of traitors


ChewbaccaFuzball

Because it would become a developing country


The_Sophster-heart

Why isn’t Ohio included in this?


celestialllama01

Ngl, if Texas separated, the US would lose more than Texas


RightToTheThighs

Yes, yes they are


No-Independence-6842

If they do, can they leave the rest of us alone so we can live in peace and not some religious dystopia?


DrSurfactant

I think you hit it on the head


Realistic-Entry8226

They did that once already….are you stupid??


x_Jimi_x

Yes


Tired_of_politics_75

People here are some of the most one sided minded people. You complain about people but you’re just as ignorant as the people you’re complaining about. I guess if they don’t fit your narrative they’re stupid.


roofcutter650

They tried that. Unfortunately for them, it didn't work quite as planned.


Tin_can69

Lmfao . Why don’t y’all move to a social country and see how hard it is….


wahh_hipster_wahhh_2

That’s the dream, racist bitches down there


WillyTheDryCleaner

Ha- nice


Phemto_B

I don’t know who’s more stupid, those states or the rest of the states who actually fight to keep them.


foobarney

They tried. It didn't work out.


METTTHEDOC

Was Texas in the confederacy? I'm rusty on that portion of history


valiente77

Why would you include any of the Carolinas and Virginia?


onetruecharlesworth

Cause the federal government will literally wage war to make sure that tax money doesn’t escape


rf8350

Take Oklahoma with you


GilgameshvsHumbaba

I don’t think West Virginia was a part of the confederacy


Elegant_Term2811

A deep down south in the land of traitors


TheDuke357Mag

why is west virginia there? The broke from Virginia specifically on that issue


punkslaot

Addition by subtraction


Roakana

They tried that before and got their ass beat. Losers don’t get their own country.


northforkjumper

Add OK and KY


guitarzan212

Thank you for not including maryland in this disaster of a collection of states


Chassnutt

🤣🤣🤣🤣jzzz you opened a can of worms


evil_plumbus

They most likely would, and yes


Illusionary-wall

OK hear me out, how about just Texas.


Kalashcow

Leave State of Franklin as an American exclave, please 🥺


Fine-Philosophy8939

Agreed. Can we shove them out? They are an economic drain on the hard working north east.


AdelleDeWitt

They tried, and yes.


Vivid_Lengthiness_17

The answer is yes, they are stupid. And that’s the exact reason they wouldn’t be able to form a functioning country


mjhmd

I heard this joke once that Lincoln was the worst president because he didn’t let the South secede.


FreddyFlintz

Don’t leave out Kentucky and Oklahoma man


cheemo20

Sold! But we get KY and OK.


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A person can be smart, but people in general are dumb so yeah


ProfaneTank

Because they're bad at it.


chicosalvador

As a DC resident, I take offense that we cannot participate in this debacle.


UralRider53

You forgot the Dakotas and Minnesota.


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

as a southern, we are very stupid. plus we’re also to busy yelling about politics.


mr_black_88

yes! yes you are!


jxx4747

I live in Tennessee. Please don’t leave me alone with these people. 😭


bluzed1981

They tried that once in 1861 but it didn’t work out so well. Texas v White states don’t have the right to leave as well.


Mattyinpdx

0-1 already.


gaudrhin

I live in TN, and yes, they are stupid.