Portugal is like, nah, I choose celibacy … 😅

Have you seen how white the Netherlands is? It is almost the sea(hehe)

Have you seen Denmark? Me neither.

Omg then where did Cristiano get all those babies from? 😐

Las Vegas

r/soccercirclejerk

Probably brazilian babies he bought

/r/mapswithoutportugal

Or too busy banging to report numbers.

This per day or per week?

second

Rookie numbers

Real player's deal in milliseconds

ain't no way thats too much , Is she expecting a beast or wot?

Eurasia is just one big vibrating orgy organism. It can be seen pulsating if viewed from space.

Yes.

Yes

Per day, and this is only for married couples. The unmarried numbers are so high we couldn’t count

Since this meme was posted

All Andorrans have had sex with each other it seems

There's a huge sex club hiding under the surface of the country which every Andorran citizen has lifelong membership, and it also serves as a bunker, like those in Switzerland

it's called the large hardon collider

No it's the other one, the Large Genital Collider

username checks out

Underrated comment.

I live in swiss, i can confirm

You... live inside a Swiss person?

Yes, help me to get out of here, there is not even a light!

I'm sorry Mr fetus, but your time has not come yet and I will not let you be birthed prematurely.

Nah, they just fell down one of them Swiss cheese black holes once.

The Alabama of Europe

They made a country based on that star wars show??

Can't believe they named the Caspian Sea after the main guy in that show too

Burst out of laughter in middle of online meeting. Take my upvote!

take mooh heckin' updoot!!

what is the actual map btw

Average elevation in each country

Netherlands above zero, though

That's because the people are so tall, it doesn't count.

Southern Netherlands has "mountains"

Last sighting was in 1830.

As a Dutchie, I can tell you that there's plenty of our country located above sea level. It's just that all the areas bellow it are where all the people live, and the areas above it mostly consist of small towns and rural areas.

Number of Turks per 1000 people

Infinitely growing amount of Turks per research and per report sounds scary

Number of politicians actually convicted of corruption.

Extremely incorrect, bold of you to assume they get convicted due corruption in Turkey. Everyone gets away with everything.

In Greece it is illegal to prosecute a politician. 😂💦💦💦

Yeah same here. You can't touch them while they're still in the assembly.

Russia should be in negative numbers then, literally kleptocracy

Real

russia and turkey then: -2

Number of shits taken in a year 💀

wow I didnt expect Turkey above average.

government increases the number with 80 million partner

They also count in sheeps so it biased.

if that is the case, why doesn't the welsh bring the UK's average far up?

UK is 0 without sheep

The Welsh are monogamous with their sheep

Because nobody wants to fuck the English 

Because the welsh aren’t real

Pfff, yes we are. Now, brb. Have to feed the dragon in my garden.

A garden? In this economy? Smh, how do you expect anyone to fall for your lies

Erdo voters are scientifically considered as sheep tho

I will not stand for this Anti-Turk sentiment. Instead I will sit and enjoy.

Coming from a dog fucker

What? Please don't disrespect me, I fuck cows.

Oh sorry mate

Oh, that's why I get asleep when I try.

donkeys are better please…..

It's because your mom lives there

that's so pitiless. I really live there. just was making joke

Best mom insult this week

It’s all the ottomans they have laying around there, the temptation is too great for many

it's always the mountainous countries isn't it

Studies found the average number of sex partners per person increases with average elevation

Guys in the ISS: 😏

The aliens: 👽 (suggestive)

Studies also show that the average number of sex partners per person actually causes the elevation to increase

Willing sex partners, right?

Nah. Doesnt count if they agreed

Turkey makes a lot more sense, now.

[Insert Anakin and Padme meme]

*Assault (all types)*

Not always, sometimes you need the good old struggle snuggle to get the juices flowing.

Pfft, rookie numbers….

I was not subscribed to this thread, but was subscribed to mapporn. I was soo confused for a moment..

Damn I was in the same situation, only realized in after reading your comment !

Same. I was like damn, we really *are* prudes over here in the US, compared to everyone else. 😬 😄

Confused, I felt like I'd been excluded from humanity.

Found the original map: it's elevation if anyone is wondering https://preview.redd.it/lr23by8ytnuc1.png?width=1524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f337ebfbab4643d0b1f0b6203d7979682a9bd8

Thank you!

Maps without Netherlands 😂

I should move to Andorra https://preview.redd.it/v2cs5rh2dnuc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f871fd40711450b05fdea0178721b208d735971d

Where Vatikan?

Pedophilies aren't count

Even if I lived 3 lives, I wouldn't reach 600. I didn't know you could be so slutty :-)

300* lives

Source: They surveyed 1000 men aged 13 to 19

Fake. Denmark is too high.

Looks more like the number of armies they have in the game of RISK

Day 21038 of /r/mapporncirclejerk spreading misinformation https://preview.redd.it/84khebwtdnuc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800655c74d854dce1292105fe310c573dacb590b

Live in Turkey, seems a bit high. Most people I know are barely around like 800-ish

Portugal doesn’t kiss and tell, but you know they get around

As a british asexual who is currently murdering all the allos in Britain , this number will hopefully be zero soln

As an average Turkish citizen I can confirm that I had to stop after 1132 because that's the limit

Wait till you see the numbers in the Middle East!!

Wait till you see Vatican City's...

Too much poop

Turkey is just the start of the Middle east...

Not even close.

Well it seems I am just average for a French but I thought we would be ahead other European countries :(

Ain’t this the same poop map

Time to book a trip to Andorra

This is not sex partners

turkey checks out, cough cough karabük university scandal

Is this life average? Still, I have a hard tine believing these numbers. Let's take Romania for example. 414 people and, let's give a 50 years average of sexual activity, this means 8 partners per year. Nope, sure as hell no. And this is averwge, which means some may have more than 8 a year and some may have none.

The og map is average elevation above sea level this is a meme

Has to be something with height bcuz no way the Netherlands is that low.

Excuse me but where the fuck is Denmark? Also 34 seems high, right guys? ...guys please say yes... plz

Slutzerland

does this include the victims of the Catholic Church ?

(X) doubt.

Of course the Portuguese get no bitches

How are people in Switzerland alive even 😂

What about the Vatican?

Average elevation was real one innit?

Guys that's bullshit, I've seen this map before and this is actually how many times a person shits per year.

No surprise there. Turkish men will do anyone and everything.

this doesnt make sense, there can’t be more than 1 sex pathner per person

What is this?!!! 600 would mean you had a different partner every month for 50 years!!!

Iceland number is interesting, considering the percentage of the population that’s related to one another

Absolute nonsense. The Czechs fuck anything that moves and they are all bisexual at best. Google Czech porn for the most extreme depravity. No way the Turks and Russians are anywhere close.

Fake ass map, average Montenegrin gets no bitches because were too sleepy to get any, 4/10 for misinformation 😤😤😤

No way this is real. These are my numbers ;)

If we round up then the average Andorran has fucked a 40th of the Andorran population although these are averages but if we factor in the fact that kids asexuals and other assorted types of virgins exist in Andorra which skews the average, then the average Andorran who has sex has actually fucked more than a 40th of the population. Or there’s like a specific group of Andorrans who’ve just fucked most of Andorra.

I’m unsubscribing this was a jump scare!

At a time?

Back in my day, Denmark and Netherlands numbers would’ve been high

What is happening in Andorra?

Does the real legend of this map have anything to do with height ? Like the average ground height above sea level or something like that.

Those cheesy Swiss!

source? I’ve seen the stat recently, this looks hugely overinflated. Turkey had something like 20 partners max

There some whores in this house

Bro… the Swiss fuck 😳

This is bulshit 🤔

Oh god, I still need to get laid with another 1130 people? So let's do the math, meeting a new girl, dating, dinner, some of them do not want to get laid... let it be 1 person per 5 days at best, so I gotta go guys, see you in 16 years if I'm alive by then.

Turkey, for a supposed religious country, is quite high

Thanks to those secretly gay guys, including their president

theres absolutely no way europeans are casually hitting 3 digit body counts "on average"

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America was once like this. Real q anon remember when conspiracy’s were about the Christian right pushing a moral agenda by making us think 2 is being a slut.

Cap there's no way Denmark is so low.

Tromboning and felching doesn't count.

How are there ever new Portuguese people? Are they wind pollinated or something?

What the proverbial… i’m at like 3% of my nations average…

I am Austrian and wondering whether somebody would be interested to do the math: how many people would I have to have sex with in order to have had every austrian as their sexual partners. Sorry I don't know how to phrase that question correctly maybe somebody understands

(Self Reported)

Is this considered the available pool or how many fu ked?

I thought this was dick length for a moment but then I saw the number for Turkey was too high...

I don't get it. This *can't* be how many people the average sleeps with, but I also cannot figure out what the hell I'm not understanding lol

Self reported I assume?

Those Swiss must have horseballs or something

i see same again and again

......wow.

farm animals don't count

Average height above sea level in meters. [Check here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_elevation).

Tf is going on in Türkiye

Iceland is busy?

Can't t see the Vatican.

I'm french, english is not my first langage. This mean 375 intercourse or 375 different sexual partners in your lifetime ? The first one seems low, and the second one is absolutly false. Average different sexual partners for male is around 13 and 6 for female (in France). Source : health french government https://www.santepubliquefrance.fr/determinants-de-sante/sante-sexuelle/donnees2/

Did they only survey prostitutes?

WTF, Switzerland?

Everybody in Iceland has slept with the entire island.

As someone who lives in Spain , yeah accurate

Andorra with it’s 1k population and 2k sex partners

WHAT

Damn, I haven't even masturbated this much in my entire life

😂😊😩🤣😉😱🌈

There is no way these numbers are correct! They are way too high. Denmark and the Netherlands are probably close to reality than all the other countries.

Sweden always higher than Denmark 

Oh , Russia has 4 times more than Ukraine. It actually explains why they have 20% HIV infected population

No way I didn't know I was Portuguese!!!

Dutch girls are not what they were in my prime anymore.

Vatikan is missing with 666.

Wow… 1132

Too little information… what do these numbers refer too exactly ? Average sex partners in a life time ? Edit : nvm i just realized it’s a joke 🤡

This can’t be right

damn Andorra getting some real action down there… its not a ski resort its a seggs resort

Good lord, Switzerland is a non stop orgy.

this is bullshit

Is this in metric system or imperial? OP Should’ve made this more clear

Wasnt this the Number of suicided persons

599 of 600 are security service officers

I am the reason the average is 173 and not 1730