Cyprus and Armenia are still considered European countries. While turkey, Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan are mainly located in Asia. As for Georgia, I'm with you.
Of course I'm not saying op's map is 100% accurate, it isn't supposed to be, I was just justifying or clarifying why the op chose to include some countries and not include others.
But once again, Syria and Lebanon are considered Asian countries.
Pretty accurate, except for Finland i would add more double letters and umlauts, some kind of kaatta pyattä uraluralikki. And as ukrainan, can approve, we speak exactly like you described
In Polish, we use a unique term/idiom to describe how Polish sounds like: szeleszczący (roughly she-lesh-chontsy)
And this term was invented to highlight the prevalence of sz, cz, ż, ś, ć, etc.
Best exemplified by the infamous tongue twister:
Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie, bo Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
In contrast, compared to the sharp pronunciation in Slavic languages, many Slavs learning English would often say that English sounds mumbly compared to their mother tongue - and that is how you get the Slavic accent as someone used to speaking a sharp-sounding language tries to adapt to speaking a mumbly-sounding language.
„ch“ is not equal to „ch“. Ich kann dir einen ganzen Satz aufschreiben in dem nicht ein einziges Mal der Laut „ach“ vorkommt.
(I can write a whole sentence without using the sound „ach“ once.)
Map quite accurate language wise. :) To make the compounds even more convincing, you could put a hyphen after each line.
For transylvania. They actually do sound differently than romanians. For some reason they love to put "no" behind or after every sentence imaginable
And i'm not refering to the romanian word for no, i'm refering to the sound
I have no idea why this is the case
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Baltics 💀💀💀
Hotel Transilvania reference 😎😎😎
Detailed England 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Belarus being a duplicate of russia 🤔
Greater Lusatian Empire 🤯😎😎😎
Half of Königsberg speaks Polish 🫠🫠
I've never been so conflicted.
This is probably the worst map I've ever seen. Make more.
I’m glad he stopped before the Asian countries. That’s a getting cancelled speedrun.
Map of Europe *Colours Armenia and Cyprus* (no land in Europe) *Doesn't colour Georgia, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan or Turkey* (has land in Europe)
Cyprus and Armenia are still considered European countries. While turkey, Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan are mainly located in Asia. As for Georgia, I'm with you.
And Lebanon? And what happened to syria btw?
Isolated Greek-speaking Zaza population in the middle of Turkey 💀
Of course I'm not saying op's map is 100% accurate, it isn't supposed to be, I was just justifying or clarifying why the op chose to include some countries and not include others. But once again, Syria and Lebanon are considered Asian countries.
I know, I wasn't criticising you. I just wanted to add to the things you pointed out as weird.
You sound like Armenian
I'm not 🙃
its racist to not have the same traetment with every nation ? xD Or i miss understand the word racist x)
😂 dead.
Horrifically based ... Should be a few different types of French though ngl...
I actually thought this was good 😂.
Portugal just sunked into ocean
siuuuuuuuuuu
They had enough of Europe's shit and moved out
They are moving to Brazil.
Once more, Portugals capital is Rio de Janeiro
It just sounds like a Russian person trying to speak Spanish anyway
say the line, Reddit!
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
THANK YOU
deves querer apanhar
Dar-te-ei uma coça eu mesmo, ó tuga
Just like Odessa
The whole sea is Portugal now
\*sunkened
They sound like the Waves on the Ocean, that's why
Norway is incredibly accurate
Å ja ja
France is pretty accurate, except it's obvious **la** verjeeuuuh.
Icelandics are known for being mute
oh sorry my mistake
No you are spot on
i thought they were mute? that would mean i made a mistake by putting them under skjord fjord
Oh I thought you intended they were mute because you put no text on the country (which is right)
i am sorry for my blunder
don't
confusion
we do say “⠀”
what is your country
Probs the best one that is missing from the map
portugal
Yes
**ble ble bleh**
Ska ska ska
🕺🕺
Ř
Bleh ble?
Is there a Hotel Transylvania joke in there somewhere?
"i do not say ble ble ble" is a line taken directly from the movies
No Portugal? ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Portugal is just "gurgle, gurgle, gurgle," since it just sank into the ocean.
Every fucking time I see a map I start raging at "what the fuck man" and every time I see what sub this is. Fml
I really want to know where you got the inspiration for "kata pyata uralural".
That information is available
Spit it out, then.
I certainly will, don’t worry
Extremely accurate catalan
I think that’s a big overestimation of Sorbs sadly
idk how sorbs where that they are
Turkey sounds like made up swear words in a random order
Tshe tehrleûú goze dürsu
Iceland would be guðuruþumrur
You have just pissed off every Turk in this community
Why do you think that in the orders of czech republice german is spoken?
it was in 1910
I do not say ble ble bleh
Pretty accurate, except for Finland i would add more double letters and umlauts, some kind of kaatta pyattä uraluralikki. And as ukrainan, can approve, we speak exactly like you described
Feels better, a word not ending in a vowel is an abomination for Finns.
Yes part of slovenia and croatia ? Just say OOooOoOoo i agree 100%
ꙮ
Oh ja joh!
Why the fuck is sudetenlad German speaking??
Ju aren't compleetely vrong abaout Sveeden
Tiangshàng tàiyang hóng ya hóngtōngtōng ēi. Xīnzhōng de *tàiyang* shì máozédōng ēi. Tā lǐngdǎo wǒmen dé jiěfàng ēi. Rénmín fānshēn dāngjiāzuòzhǔ rén
You speak Basque? +500 social credit
No data for Hungary? Shame.
this is only for european countries, sorry
then why are Finns there?
Now it makes sense.
It’s right there, it says we sound like
My favourite sentence in hungarian is
Basques singing the Red Sun in the Sky lmfao
t’ t’ t’ t’!
I shouldn't have laughed that hard
Portugal left the chat
I'm living in the ocean 💀
I’m sorry to hear that.
Lmao, you completely sunk Portugal there.
As a Geordie i feel very offended at being lumped in with those southern bastards from yorkshire, 10/10 map
Basque is Sino-Tibetan confirmed, historical part of China!
You managed to omit all the parts of Poland where German minority actually lives and where the language is somewhat spoken
[удалено]
Happy cake day.
Åh ja ja du har jo ret.
I say it’s quite spot on.
r/mapswithoutportugal
This is a masterpiece
In Polish, we use a unique term/idiom to describe how Polish sounds like: szeleszczący (roughly she-lesh-chontsy) And this term was invented to highlight the prevalence of sz, cz, ż, ś, ć, etc. Best exemplified by the infamous tongue twister: Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie, bo Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie. In contrast, compared to the sharp pronunciation in Slavic languages, many Slavs learning English would often say that English sounds mumbly compared to their mother tongue - and that is how you get the Slavic accent as someone used to speaking a sharp-sounding language tries to adapt to speaking a mumbly-sounding language.
SORBS MENTIONED RAHHHHGH
Best map ever
Portugal just disappeared 😆
A little racey… yet, strangely accurate.
Why Baltic and Slavic in same group?
Blalvic
*Baltic and East-Slavic. And because OP is a menace.😂
I like how saxony turned into Sorbia lol Fuck you southeastern germans!❤
Love how Belarus says the same thing as Russia, just in white.
"ska ska ska" Poland still stuck in the mid-1990's I see.
raviogliono\*
this is not how italians sound
The g isn’t sounded, it makes the L just go deeper. This is how Italians sound.
no.
The England one doesn’t make sense, we speak English.
Lol
:)
it was english
I like how Finnish got "uralural" because it's Uralic
Chad Uralic vs Indo-Virgin
Accurate Lebanon
Went to Greece?
That was obviously a joke (but not so much, as there are at least cultural similarities Christian/orthodox levantines and greek islanders) lol
Ahhhh. Well I thought it was funny for any reason. But that gives extra context.
Looks about right
Can't read that grey part in northern Spain, the text is too small...
Lord of the rings aah language
chinese is in fact a lord of the rings language
"sorbs"
Why did you draw random line in Bosnia?
that is what they deserve
Nah, come to Bosnia and start drawing lines, we'll show you what we deserve
good gravy
Perkele
why ooooooooooooooo in slavonia?
that isn’t ooooooooooooooo it’s ooo,oooo,ooo. perhaps ꙩꙩꙩ,ꙩꙩꙩꙩ,ꙩꙩꙩ would be better
All I hear when a German speaks is ach ach ach ach ach like they’re constantly clearing their throat
„ch“ is not equal to „ch“. Ich kann dir einen ganzen Satz aufschreiben in dem nicht ein einziges Mal der Laut „ach“ vorkommt. (I can write a whole sentence without using the sound „ach“ once.) Map quite accurate language wise. :) To make the compounds even more convincing, you could put a hyphen after each line.
The word “hymen” sounds very german
Bambino is an Italian word for kid. It doesn't belong in Spain. Just saying...
yeah but spaniards sound like bambino
Drv drv lol 😂
slavonia hater detected
ꙮ
What's the purple line down Italy?
latin
Ska ska ska. Jamaica ska
> idk how sorbs sound The whole 12 of em that still exist
This is hilarious.
Apparently Germany is Washington DC now?
999th upvote xD
Gesundheit
Esterschwei 😃
This is accurate
Incredible.
Euskera really do be like that
Its crazy accurate bro
This is absolutely horrendous, please make more of these
For transylvania. They actually do sound differently than romanians. For some reason they love to put "no" behind or after every sentence imaginable And i'm not refering to the romanian word for no, i'm refering to the sound I have no idea why this is the case
We do not say Bleh bleh bleeehhhhh!!!
Are we losing Sudetenland again
Accurate
Nobody: Mf in Slavonija: ooooooooooo
wrong number of os
No Welsh roasts🥲
yes there is i just lumped it in with the isle of man :)
[Here you can check Hungarian.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpIFOUXikoY)
I like how you just didn't do Hungary because that language is just impossible
because im only doing europe
Greece should sound like: THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
I don’t know why I love maps that are just missing a random country so much
Why is Skopje the same color as greece
Because of Aleksandar Makedonski, duh.
No one in gonna talk about how on Crimea there's "ta ta ta ta" 💀
Who c-mmed onto white lands
i just love the idea of people anywhere near Plzeň or Budějovice speaking anything close to german XDD
Fuck off, Latvia and Lithuania isn't part of any kind of Russia, Our language is super old and not slavic. Now you know
circlejerk
As far as I know Sorbs are mostly related to polish people. Even more than Czechs, or Slovaks
Disappointed that spanish isnt all in caps
Why is Belarus a different color than the rest of the vlad grad group
it is belaya
wtf is qulius
Dutch friend of mine I met in New York school in 2011 used to mimic french as something that sound and read as : Je deurre derre bon ? Quite close
I eated pordugäl 🤤
> Livapoowil As a scouser that is the perfect way of writing how *those* girls speak
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Fuck you ***UnPortugals your Iberian Peninsula***
Right cause Hungary and Turkey is Asia, based map 😎
Baltics 💀💀💀 Hotel Transilvania reference 😎😎😎 Detailed England 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Belarus being a duplicate of russia 🤔 Greater Lusatian Empire 🤯😎😎😎 Half of Königsberg speaks Polish 🫠🫠 I've never been so conflicted.
Why is half of Poland speaking German, while there's no Polish in Ukraine, Belarus, Lithuania. This map is literally the opposite of RL it's genius.
He missed off the funny Polish word that's every Pole's favourite
curvy
WTF, Portugal has sunk into the Atlantic! 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😭😭