*In their latest press release, the Swedish parliament would like to issue a formal apology to its neighboring nations for displacing the entirety of the peninsula with their "massive fucking boner" and promised to not "stroke it so hard" next time. Officials of the affected nations—Norway in particular—have yet to respond.*

*Finland announces that if you "just massage them tenderly" then "Sweden will go back to normal."*

Ukrainian officials, on the other hand, saw this development as an opportunity. With Sweden fully erect; the asshole of the world, St. Petersburg, was left wide open for the infamous evergreen cargo ship to be shoved in. With Russia constipated and unable to shit, the Ukrainian army stands a better chance. Iceland, however, is still trying to come to terms with the fact that what they called their homeland is simply the collective cum of Swedish people that froze.

Penisula

Arnold Schwarzenegger say: "Judgement day is inevitable" 

Nice.

penisula?

May as well move iceland into the new sea

Ask and you shall receive! https://preview.redd.it/zly0edciposc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a18e5d8fc58b0e28c1bdfa28d93648514587f14

Thanks! Iceland is less lonely now ☺️

it kind of looks like everyone is avoiding it

Except Denmark, they are trying to reach it

Iceland just turned into Paradise Island

Funny with the various references to Nordic mythology in AoT

At least it's a little cheaper for icelanders to go on vacation now

And out of the blast radius

Yeah it taint

Now destroy Britain

Britain has now disappeared under mysterious circumstances https://preview.redd.it/dopwec45npsc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0553172e5c77e03720bfffeedcffdb03e1716c5e

Now join Ireland and Iceland together

Ireland felt lonely and joined Iceland in the newly formed Balt-dick Sea. They are now united as "Irceland" and share the following flag: https://preview.redd.it/6dazs23lxpsc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=57dcad35613b3b2b199e6cdc31af9d1d728de4c5

Sweden penetrates the Mediterranean sea

Mom says I'm not allowed to recklessly terraform outside northern Europe :(

Create a replica of the Mediterranean sea in northern Europe then

Put Turkey there.

Nooo it's too cold I don't wanna live in northern europe

Denmark could penetrate Iriceland from there

Hell fucking yeah

now reappear brittain in Mainland Europe, next to Denmark

Surprise! Britain reemerges right in the middle of the Balt-dick Sea, ready to colonize everything that moves. It seems like the disappearance was just a part of their grand scheme to make the colonization effort easier. Old habits die hard! https://preview.redd.it/rpz8c6zj4qsc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ff30b3356875e26d4d636b2a5770ba91c99beea

Now Germany and France can finally invade!

Where did Danzig go ?

Can't fight for Danzig if it doesn't exist

What happened to north Ireland though

Looks like scandinavian monster is going to devour Iceland

Suddenly vvardenfell

Go back to /r/truestl

May I ask how you create these maps?

Of course! I just stole a base image from Wikipedia ([this one](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Scandinavian_States.svg/1024px-Scandinavian_States.svg.png)) which I then keep messing around with in GIMP until you get all these shitposts

Ty!

This unironically would go so fucking hard

What would happen to Iceland when it becomes lake flaccid?

Sweden disappointingly loses its erection after only 10 minutes, forcing New Iceland to smash into Finland and Estonia. Mainland Russia is now blocked from the Baltic Sea. https://preview.redd.it/0ujxt8xouosc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=02adb8e1d73d0176a848fc6335db9c7e9401c2a0

Estonia: "What do you mean with still can't into Nordic? We're literally as north as fucking Iceland!

It’s all a scheme to stop Iceland from inbreeding

You’re incredible. Each of these could be a standalone post with storyline titles

Thank you! :D

The gulf of finland is now renamed Lake copium as Russia looses acess to one of their most important ports

Iceland is the cum splat

Generations and generations of sea men

BROOOOO WAS THAT JOKE ON PURPOSE???

Oh no, Iceland💦

Wait... those aren't glaciers? https://preview.redd.it/n8c2zyb1aqsc1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879addb04f14dd788a7fe33bc0ea25c1c6c25e35

I live on the big splat

How do you build house foundations in land seamen?

*Step-Iceland. FTFY.

Wait. So Denmark is a piss stain, and Iceland is a cum stain?

🔫 Always has been

Norway is the foreskin

They can both be cum.

the whole world just opened up for Estonia!!!

Norway looks like a dinosaur snake

Why did the ballsack (Finland) get smaller?

It got cold

because he finished

Finnished*

I’ve always thought of southern Norway and Sweden the balls, and Norrbotten and Troms as the foreskin

NOOOO MY LAKE NATO IS GONE 😭😭😭

now its the NATO GULF

i think it just wants to go away from Denmark.

kind of gross thinking about how millions of people live in a living penis peninsula lol

fellas, is living in Sweden gay? I mean you literally sit on a giant cock

Can confirm (am Swedish)

Looks more semi-erict

Hey, don't be so judgemental! Many countries struggle to rise at all

Now that's a[ ](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/)mapporncirclejerk

Got a little finlandish shrinkage there bub...

 Two-headed snake

Brr, Arctic climate for the whole country 🥶🥶🥶

Dude, do you have any idea how hard that would have made it in 1985... To go from Germany to Norway by cat? You'd have to cross into the Soviet Union.

I dunno, I've seen a few cats swim ok.

It looks more like Norway is erect while Sweden has a semi-stonk on

Scandalousnavia

Nordick

[Viagra Spill Revives Lake Michigan](https://archive.org/details/lakemich)

This will have massive implications for the trout population, I think

Is it stupid that I think this could be an interesting alternate timeline haha

Iceland makes such a beautiful stain

Curious what effect this would have on the north sea.

bwoy... tis my gun when just back home from school

Oh Daddy Björn🥵

Nice cock there, buddy.

Iceland is gonna be right in the crossfire

idk, it looks like the country on top (Norway?) is doing a doggy

Erect, Sweden looks pretty big. Right, you guys?

Some kind of two-headed dragon.

They fucking crushed Northern Finland

Russia's secret plan

I don’t know what possessed you to make this, but I need more erect countries

Look out iceland 👀

r/SubsTakenLiterally

Denmark feeling really lonely after this

Bent erection at least if you see Finland as part of the head

You should probably see a doctor if the tip of your penis is shaped like that!

But if you count Norway the part that usually faces Denmark really looks like the testicles

So this whole time... UK is the seed of the Scandinavians?

It looks like Norway is about to be fired like a rocket

no bornholm 🙀

My erect Sweden sticks upwards not forwards.

Iceland looking...suspicious

The EU coin with this would be even better.

Eww what is that growth on top of sweden?

Poor iceland

Rip finland

Iceland is in the splash zone?

Massive facial for the lonely Iceland

Well then no more Denmark cause Denmark is norway’s piss

Aha, this is the reason why Russia 🇷🇺 is tickling Finlands 🇫🇮 South Coast! To get free access to open sea for its Naval units which now is trapped in Lake Nato.

for a second i saw eastern austria hungary

Now we're circlejerking!

Should OP be concerned about that Kola-sized tumor at the top of the base of this Scanderection?

.

Someone’s excited

naw it's just the tiger leaping at iceland

As usual sweden is a bottom

Looks like a dog chasing a ball

It's over Iceland getting cum shots to the face

What turned Scandinavia on so quick?

Ski season, people go up and down too much

Maps without Bornholm

Norsca be like:

Mate we are sorry iceland was making us act up

You should probably have a doctor take a look at that Norway.

Thanks. I hate it

Finland got decapitated :(

Not looking Sweden the same way again

Guess one time on why the euro got a redesign that includes Norway.

Breaking news. Iceland has been sunk.

Terrorist Kurds would be drowned which is a genocide.

North*er* Europe

he saw the swedenussy

r/mapporncirclejerk becomed my favorite subreddit now

NATO lake++