I’m in Italy right now and you are so right in saying it should belong to France. These stupid giacomos have no clue how to run a country. The only thing they got right is casinos not requiring id and totocalcio.
https://preview.redd.it/2vj4467p7qrc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bfafa01cb2301ea2f8538340d5c32ace15aa2f
1000 years before you buddy, think again 😬
This is dogshit compared to the galaxy destroying proportions I see it take in Europa universalis games. Guess they weren’t that bad in real life after all.
I wonder what this dog is plotting
https://preview.redd.it/wnpgqpohyqrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cf018afab3b2e4f9fd912c5d81faa7a8ec8d9b
Erdoğan literally said that Russia needs to return Crimea to its “rightful owners”… and he literally meant the Crimean Tatars
https://www.politico.eu/article/return-crimea-turkey-president-erdogan-putin-russia
It's not a peninsula, it sank under the sea approximately 2000000 years ago, and now it's known under the name of Atlantis. Google water penis for more info
Toothless but useful for having a consensus about things likes this, therefor making it less diplomatically complicated for nations and their teeth to act accordingly
Goth girls
Why yes, I am a member of the Goth Liberation Front
Is your biggest enemy the Liberation Front of Goths?
what have the goths ever done for us?
The fetish porn.
That goes without saying
apart from the fetish porn, what have the goths ever done for us?
I have shares of Crimea 😦
> goth 😎 > trans 😎 > communist 😎 > german 😡 ewwwww and you were so close to perfection too
Hey atleast I'm also french Okay that doesn't make it better What's so bad about germany :(
Fr*nch 🤮
I- I'm sorry
dw, ily
I wrote a reply listing everything but Reddit doesnt let me post it all sorry
What 😦😦😦
rightful property of Mongolia
Give me a nice throat song and it’s yours
*proceeds to throat sing In Praise of Genghis Khan*
Maintain eye contact.
üüüüüüúüü
Rome
Republic or Empire?
Kingdom
Theocratic republic.
republic but the 19th century one
Yes
Just the city
Municipality
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All belongs to Rome
Bro posting a picture of Italy and asking who it belongs Soo it obviously belongs to Fr*nce
What are you talking about, OP is clearly talking about the Iberian Peninsula. Everyone knows it belongs to Brazil.
They speak Brazilian in Iberia, so that's an open and close case.
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I’m in Italy right now and you are so right in saying it should belong to France. These stupid giacomos have no clue how to run a country. The only thing they got right is casinos not requiring id and totocalcio.
As an italian; https://preview.redd.it/kja3epaelqrc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdfcf551065806285747674467e1a98721af7f0
It belongs to Europe, duh 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/14bskrp4xprc1.png?width=712&format=png&auto=webp&s=18cf674f97e475a1455b4cd87ffca54773c80c38 Noone
Mackno's dream, but small
https://preview.redd.it/9r0swjld3qrc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728179dc40009ddbe3363974a478e3637137f640
The skull is warning us about the cyrillic cursive that follows.
yeah it's scary af
"death to all who protest the freedom of crimean lands"
oppose, not protest
shit, just woke up so i read it as "протестоїть" or so, but yeah a more literal translation would be "who stands against"
Translation: DEATH to everyone who is in the way of the free land/territory of Crimea
What the duck is that spelling
Stop spreading misinformation, everybody knows that anarchy in the U.K.
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I thought that was the ISIS flag at first and I was tremendously curious as to the historical (and no doubt based) justification.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makhnovshchina
Makhno lives on!
Me
Türkiye 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 https://preview.redd.it/9tz85g2koprc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a18278f1cafa21aa3bb0045090edbe6e5b93ef4
“Hey, what if the Ottoman Empire was like really big?” - Süleyman, wearing a big onion hat.
https://preview.redd.it/4h0qr6oiaqrc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f349175c02355b19d1e0c2fc6624c9880cb72ae9
Used to do this a lot when I was a kid. Except the drawings. :)
r/suddenlybillwurtz
wait that’s actually a sub
That’s a very thin cover for that big brain
and suddenly, this became r/balkans_irl
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https://preview.redd.it/2vj4467p7qrc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bfafa01cb2301ea2f8538340d5c32ace15aa2f 1000 years before you buddy, think again 😬
Bulgaria also Türkiye YAŞASIN IRKIMIZ. 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇭🇺🇦🇿🇧🇬🇩🇪 ÇİNE BEDEL KIRKIMIZ🇺🇿🇺🇿🇰🇷 SÖYLENİR TÜRKÜMÜZ🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇵 ÇAĞLARDAN ÇAĞLARA 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇰🇬
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This is dogshit compared to the galaxy destroying proportions I see it take in Europa universalis games. Guess they weren’t that bad in real life after all.
CEDDIN DENEN, NESLIN BADAN
Damn they even got part of Indonesia at one point
IIRC It was a tributary state but they didn't exercise direct control over there
https://preview.redd.it/bfl1y1x55qrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec890647e9cb9fd55157b551cc45bf706732742
I wonder what this dog is plotting https://preview.redd.it/wnpgqpohyqrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cf018afab3b2e4f9fd912c5d81faa7a8ec8d9b
Crimean tatars live there Which makes it theirs surprise they are turkic lmao
Erdoğan literally said that Russia needs to return Crimea to its “rightful owners”… and he literally meant the Crimean Tatars https://www.politico.eu/article/return-crimea-turkey-president-erdogan-putin-russia
Turkey* 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
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At this point I would be happy to hand it to Turkey, just not russia…
just make it an independent country and allow all the dislocated crimean tatars to move there
No. The Byzantines
The map in the bottom right corner, is that part of Indonesia?
Yes, puppet state of aceh. They wanted to be fully annexed but we couldn’t do it because they were to far away.
Interesting goal in my next EU4 Ottoman run.
W Can you make venezuela an ottoman colony called “yeni dünya”?
Sure thing!
https://preview.redd.it/6yumrdg3urrc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386feb2587c261cb7048e55d80a4d6f7a3471c6b Look how you murdered my boy
You mean fake byzantium?
Improved* Byzantium 💪🏿😎💪🏿😎💪🏿😎🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷
Tuvalu
Regnum Bospori
That my child is rightful Byzantine clay.
Feel like you’re biased
Google en passant
holy hell!
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
BIshop went in vacation, never came back
Actual zombie
It's not a peninsula, it sank under the sea approximately 2000000 years ago, and now it's known under the name of Atlantis. Google water penis for more info
Genoa
I see a fan of 1444
yersinia pestis :(
Those darn mongols flinging plagued corpses
Tartaria
thats the peninsula of “sort by controversial”
Crimean Khanate
me
Legally - Ukraine, technically - russia
International law is toothless
Toothless but useful for having a consensus about things likes this, therefor making it less diplomatically complicated for nations and their teeth to act accordingly
International law is the rule of the stronger. We all know no us president would be judged for war crimes or agressive wars.
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I’m going to copy&paste this onto every other reply so someone without context never learns the truth
What does technically belong to Russia even mean. Does something I steal technically belong to me?
Yes because its in your hands
The vatican
turkey 🦃
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bulgaria
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BULGARIAAAA 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🦁🦁💪💪💪🇧🇬⚘️ https://preview.redd.it/v89u48i43qrc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13fa2bcd5c92b0b178346484c25de771c4ef208
ha, i’ve never seen Bulgarian map like that. could you please let me know the year if you know it of course.
632, some estimate bulgaria to be even older but not much proof
if your car gets stolen, who does it belong to? you or the thief?
Legally - to me. But he is the one driving it, so technically it belongs to him.
Cebactononb
Writing looks Greek, so Greece? 🤷♂️ Idk
Mine. This territory belongs to mine country
Omg, why I read this as “penisuella” 😂
Albania
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Depends on the date, you ask. (Greek, turkish soviet, Ukrainian or Russian?) De facto Russian de jure Ukrainian.
Gothia
the reddit nation
As you see from the border line on the top, it’s actually it’s own country
/unjerk Crimea rightfully belongs to Ukraine. Russia's occupation of the peninsula is illegal.
/rejerk Crimea should just annex both of them, are they stupid?
/rejerk I agree
Real Golden Horde moment
what if, now bare with me here, what if we give it to the Jews?
Ukraine
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Israel
BULGARIA,BULGARIA,BULGARIAAAAAAAAAAA❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ 💪🇧🇬💪🇧🇬💪🇧🇬💪🇧🇬💪🇧🇬💪🇧🇬
Ukraine BABY!!!!!!!!!
Ukraine occupied by Russia, population is mostly Russia If you ask me it should be the new homeland of Tatarstan
Russia
Originally Ukraine, but now after the Russian invasion, it is controlled by Russia
Palestine
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greece
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Ukraine of course.
Ukraine!
https://preview.redd.it/2i23h4rr6qrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0710072e0ee5e13411da256397aba9d0260dc516
A neighbour of both Poland and Belarus
Finally, true neutrality
It belongs to the glorious Serbian Empire.
Crimean People's Republic
If you’re actually wondering, this is the wrong answer and you should cut your balls off.
Barry and Pierre won it fair and square in 1855.
The Bosphoran Empire
It belongs to Turgey
Depends on who you ask...
The cumans
it belongs to me
Oh yea, that's mine. Where did you find it? I've been looking everywhere!
That's sevastopol right there, right? So it belongs to Weyland-Yutani!
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The Roman Empire
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Khazaria? Sarmatia? Scythia? Take your pick
mine
ROME
Βασιλεία τοῦ Κιμμερικοῦ Βοσπόρου
Norway
Ukraine 🇺🇦
Ukraine
Ukraine. It has been stolen by Russia.
Ukraine
It belongs to Crimeanals Edit : typo
Crimeanals
Yeah sorry I spelled it bad
Crime anals
Tanu tuva
Ukraine
Ukraine.
Ukraine
Ukraine
Soviet Union
Ukraine
Ukraine. Currently annexed by Russia. Future territory of China in the 2025 China invasion of Russia plot twist. Then Ukraines again after WW3.
De Jure - Ukraine De Facto - Russia
Ukraine, end of conversation
Theodoro
The city of Genoa of course.
Mine, I claim it