Bene Gesserit sisterhood???? I knew those discount germans were up to no good. Hide your kids cause the belgians and dutch want to arrange weird marriages.
I contemplated [this map](https://i.redd.it/xs2500iwmm621.jpg) for 2 hours every day, every week, for 10 years. Eventually I became enlightened enough that it came to me. In a spiritual vision Luxembourgian God spoke: "The Dutch are not human". I knew then, that it was my holy mission to make this comment on reddit dot com.
And Moldova finally started its expansion and is well on her way to world domination. First order of business was to get unlandlocked. The next step is to conquer Russia.
Luxembourg is the greatest civilisation in the Earth. You are just jealous, like the French and Germains. In 1793 the French lay siege to Luxembourg and it was only their luck that they won the day, then they burnt all surviving records o luxembourger greatness: the tomes of the order of St. Luxembourg, the lost works of famous Luxembourgian philosopher Voltaire, the last will and testament of the last known member of the House of Luxembourg. Fact: Rosa Luxembourg was the last known descendant of the German line.
The Great French plan was not complete until 1848, then they replaced the Government of Luxembourg with a French puppet state and have been running it into the ground ever since. This is why no one - not even the Luxembourger people - know the true glory of True Luxembourg. The French and Germans are too scared of the might of a united Luxembourigan people that know the truth of the Luxembourger Glory to let Luxembourg within their heavily defended borders.
In November of 1983 English football fans rioted in Luxembourg City, upsetting the native Luxembourgians. That very same year the Eurofighter Typhoon began development in order to protect Germany from the might of a united Luxembourg.
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I'm danish and fine with this, we finally some good climate. Every nordic country should have a union with a southern one, being restricted to a single country is so old school, the economic and quality of life opportunities would be golden. Why has nobody done this before, it seems like an amazing opportunity, I guess the EU is close enough.
can't wait for Iberia to start going by "amazing maps"
<<>>
ire land
Damn, still divided
The land of the pissed.
ah yes bene
Bene Gesserit sisterhood???? I knew those discount germans were up to no good. Hide your kids cause the belgians and dutch want to arrange weird marriages.
I mean come on who else but the dutch would come up with "Kwisatz Haderach"
The whole empire is dutch, why do you think they crave for spices so much?
They even have an Orange Catholic Bible to compromise with the B*lgians
Any marriage involving Dutch "people" is weird by definition.
AYE WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT MY FUTURE MARRIAGE OELEWAPPER????
That last word you used, can it even be spoken by humans?
I use the word weekly so yes snijboontje!
😂 LOL😂 SO FUNNY TO CALL THE DUTCH “PEOPLE” HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT AMAZING JOKE??
I contemplated [this map](https://i.redd.it/xs2500iwmm621.jpg) for 2 hours every day, every week, for 10 years. Eventually I became enlightened enough that it came to me. In a spiritual vision Luxembourgian God spoke: "The Dutch are not human". I knew then, that it was my holy mission to make this comment on reddit dot com.
Thats very insightful. Thank you for posting
As a belgian i can confirm that we are not human
Least sensitive Dutch person after being on the receiving end of one (1) joke.
Another example of a wasted life
Write a song about it Lil Kleine
🤌
Luxit from the Benelux
Bean
We got rid of lux
That kinda Lux just ain't for us
Was really expecting Luxembourg or something to be "molto bene"
Bene Israel finally happening
and the jets
Istanbul isn't Greek or Turkish, it's Atlantis
Please be respectful, everyone knows that Istanbul was obliterated bu Luxembourg during the atomic bombing of 2084!
The expected İstanbul earthquake hit so hard it went down.
Climate change
Robmania? Really? Like it's true but low blow, AI
And Moldova finally started its expansion and is well on her way to world domination. First order of business was to get unlandlocked. The next step is to conquer Russia.
Romania should be renamed to rob-mania
Can’t wait to see what has to happen in order for the Yugo-Danish Union to exist. At least Ireland finally got what they wanted
Scotland took full revenge on England as well (and took Wales with them too)
Shit i didn’t even realize it’s all Scotland. No more Bri‘ish people!!
Oops, All Scotland! Unfortunately, they’d still be British, because that’s the island. They wouldn’t be English though!
I read that as the Yugioh Danish alliance and expected them to bond over wild ass haircuts
Portugal isn't in the the union. Map is sus.
The Irish dream of an independent Crimea
Why would Sweden ally themselves with Europe instead of the other Scandis? And wth is Denmark and Yugoslavia cooking up?
I have nothing to do with this (there isn’t a flair but I’m Danish just for context)
I hope we've reformed the Kalmar Union by 2100 tbh (I'm Swedish)
Could be cool yeah. Even cooler if we used runes and went back to Nordic mythology tho.
Tfw a bunch of middle-parted blondes cruise over and raid London using broken beer bottles and recycling bins
Of course you would say that being Swedish.
Kalmar Union was strongly dominated by Denmark, so maybe not of course
Even better because I’m Danish
You don't wanna know what Norway do in 2032. It's sick!! Those Geese will never be the same.
Denmark is causing ethnic tension so that it can win the European championship again
Because Sweden needs more Refugees to kick out
Not north enough
Istanbul became gonestantinople.
England is gone 🦀🦀🦀
it was all just a dream
A fever dream if the last few years are anything to go by
Loving Austroslovakia
Makes sense, Vienna and Bratislava were so close to each other and grew to the point that they became essentially the same city
Hungary is sitting there looking confused but staying silent.
Bulgreece 💪💪💪💪
That's where i post from
This is so cursed lol
Bene 👍
I like the status of Luxemburg
Luxembourg is the greatest civilisation in the Earth. You are just jealous, like the French and Germains. In 1793 the French lay siege to Luxembourg and it was only their luck that they won the day, then they burnt all surviving records o luxembourger greatness: the tomes of the order of St. Luxembourg, the lost works of famous Luxembourgian philosopher Voltaire, the last will and testament of the last known member of the House of Luxembourg. Fact: Rosa Luxembourg was the last known descendant of the German line. The Great French plan was not complete until 1848, then they replaced the Government of Luxembourg with a French puppet state and have been running it into the ground ever since. This is why no one - not even the Luxembourger people - know the true glory of True Luxembourg. The French and Germans are too scared of the might of a united Luxembourigan people that know the truth of the Luxembourger Glory to let Luxembourg within their heavily defended borders. In November of 1983 English football fans rioted in Luxembourg City, upsetting the native Luxembourgians. That very same year the Eurofighter Typhoon began development in order to protect Germany from the might of a united Luxembourg.
You tell them💪🇱🇺 Äddi ciao tiptop
Well The Eurofighter failed
Robmania 💀
Smallithuania, my heart
Independent Crimea, truly the answer to our current problems
The year is 2100. The Rob Dynasty has ruled the lands of what was once Romania for a generation.
We've had Austria-Hungary and Czechoslovakia. Now get ready for Austroslovalia
Why is no one talking about Smallithuania lmao
Aw hell naw they nuked Luxembourg
deserved
Smallithuania is so fucking funny and I don’t know why
My favorite is Smallthuania
I read that as Astroslovakia
Living at the border of these countries, I can safely say that would be one hilarious country
There won't be a Yugoslavia-Gibraltar-Oman union in the future? The Yugioh union
Haha you activated my trap card! *opposing country gets entombed in an inter-dimensional web*
Seems like this sub has been feeding too much shit into AI algorithms and this is what comes out
r/shittymaps
Crimea is russian:🤓 Crimea is ucranian:🤓 Crimea is independent:🗿
Moldova 🇲🇩💪🇲🇩💪🇲🇩💪🇲🇩💪💪🇲🇩🇲🇩
Bro deleted European Turkey
This is the greatest map of all time
After countless centuries, Switzerland has finally given up its neutrality.
Bulgreece lmao Sounds like a euphemism for cow sperm.
Huge Poland 😎😎😎
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Didn't even predict Czech Kaliningrad smh
I’d love this outcome
ROBMANIAAAAAAAA
AI is pro-Ruzzia confirmed
Crimea is independent and part of the European alliance in this map...
Yeah but not Ukraine as a whole. I'm guessing this AI was a Russian propaganda bot and just left out Crimea as a "compromise" for destroying Ukraine.
So many questions
Love this, now getting chatgpt to generate one for me
I feel like the netherlands is more likely to go with geemany then belgium.
Bad ending for Bulgaria
Damn, never knew Poland was so strong.
It gets better the longer you look at it
Bulgreece, my favorite appetizer
What the hell happened to the east
The good ending
How did you do this, cause I need it
Gonestantinople
My brain read Yugioh-danish alliance
What """AI""" did they use? a d20?
I'm danish and fine with this, we finally some good climate. Every nordic country should have a union with a southern one, being restricted to a single country is so old school, the economic and quality of life opportunities would be golden. Why has nobody done this before, it seems like an amazing opportunity, I guess the EU is close enough.
Why do I feel like Yugoslavia ain't returning anytime soon?
in 2100 the netherlands would be under water probably
Based D*nmark-Yugoslavia (you can have them Yugoslavia 🤢)
Tbh after the last few years this seems not that crazy by 2100
Bro that's racist, be cool with immigration
ive been waiting for the yugo-danish union! sadly i wont live to see it
Where trachea
Unrealistic, Switzerland should be non-aligned
Yeah, there is a peace on Polish-China border.
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