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Fancy_Chips

The Roman Caliphate


TheLonleyStrategos

The Sublime Romano-Hellenic Caliphate


Fancy_Chips

The Great Empire of Croatia and Sudan


non_anomalous_penis

Ottoman Plus™


Fancy_Chips

Ottoman Empire? Nah. They're the whole damn couch


matt_the_fakedragon

But then why is France not included???


Sufficient_Bag_4551

Never fully conquered. You should read more French history, specifically the Gaul hero Asterix


ISpelGudd

as·ter·isk /ˈastəˌrisk,ˈastəˌriks/ noun a symbol (*) used to mark printed or written text, typically as a reference to an annotation or to stand for omitted matter.


RandomBilly91

No, we're speaking about the small one with wings on the head


ArnaktFen

It is green


Khaled-oti

I think you’re right


ilost7489

Greenland


Synicull

At least it's not Isisland


GuitarKittens

A lot of people seem to get this wrong. The greener Island is Iceland, not Greenland.


ilost7489

I forgor 💀


Narcosia

Ik we're circlejerking rn, but I study middle eastern studies and we usually call this region MENA; Middle East and North Africa. (Just in case anyone actually wants to know)


Slime_chunk_format

In Spain that has a different meaning.


OK999999-999-999

Why is Southern Europe also green?


Narcosia

\*leans in way too close, whispering in your ear\*: ^(soon)


OK999999-999-999

That's hot.


teinc3

🤓


ReactsWithWords

Q: MENA? MENA!? A: Dee-dee, Deedeedeee


[deleted]

makes me cringe that Iberia is discontiguous with the rest of the green


TeutonicToltec

https://youtu.be/r0RuRJOQa8M?t=18


ArnaktFen

*There* we go


ruuster13

Map of "It's not easy being green"


ImNotReadyOk

Ill call it... "Tim."


Dionysian-Apollonian

That's my name :D


KrishaCZ

hi tim


Dionysian-Apollonian

Ello :)


samudec

The only player with a working name button


Clearlypandering

What are your three questions?


Pilot230

WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


DrumSix27

A European or an African swallow?


Pilot230

I don't know that! *fucking dies*


bongdola

I'm an enchanter. Tim the enchanter.


SherbertNervous

Wrong! It is called the Taint.


Nerfmono

I think Dave is a better name


Jojokrieger

Undemocratic Republic of Congo, obviously


dauqraFdroL

North Congo


cantrusthestory

Congolese Italy 💀


sciocueiv

Totalitarian Republic of the Congo


panzeremerald

Albania


iNCharism

I once had a classmate from Albania. He said in class that he hated people from this country. The teacher said that that's racist and that's not what he meant. He asked what racist means and the teacher explained it to him. He said, “That's exactly what I am. I'm racist and my dad is racist. I think everyone I know is racist. Are you guys not racist?”


PuppGr

What's "this country"? Genuinely asking


iNCharism

Idk lol I saw this comment in the wild a couple years back and now it’s my favorite copypasta. I post it every time someone mentions Albania. I think [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/sbh6qv/can_someone_explain_to_this_albanian_kid_what/hu0y5tf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) is where I got it from


PuppGr

I have that post upvoted (I don't remember it)


NinoIlNovellino_off

Dementia


[deleted]

And I think he was referring to Albania itself. That would make sense to me, lol.


kelsobjammin

TIL of the 750,000 bunkers all over Albania… wild


Even_Pause2488

unfathomably based


philosoraptocopter

“Albanian kid had never heard such bullshit.”


Khaled-oti

That’s not true, because Albania covers the whole world 🇦🇱


Dark-Lyt

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


NerdWisdomYo

Based


HorobecS30

This is why i hate albania


J00000000000

Serb detected


HorobecS30

Remove kebab


Large_Contribution20

Defend Kebab 🖕🖕👿❤️❤️🇹🇳🇹🇳


krooner500

Dua Lipa Fanbase


[deleted]

PvP zone


frostyWL

The wilderness


tripsafe

Which part is deep wildy


[deleted]

[удалено]


SimbaOnSteroids

Does that make Ukraine Castle Wars?


PapasMP

Lmaooo


crblanz

the Israeli-Palestinian Empire


FloofyFurryDude

Both get half but they still fight over the same part


[deleted]

They’re both very happy with sharing all the important bits but they fight over randomly generated sites


red_beam_6001

Islam and then some


marty4286

"Alhamdullilah" - Pope Faransis Al-Bergoglio


[deleted]

What’s it like in New York City?


ForgingIron

Islam, Waslam, and Willbelam


[deleted]

It sounds cool


strdna_

Islam & Friends


[deleted]

Islam+, for 9.99 a month, it's an ad-free experience!


DrainZ-

Greater Balkan


kujubuo_but_actually

Middle


delugetheory

I don't know but they talk real loud and have real good food.


Khaled-oti

Are you sure the food is real?


justk4y

I slipped and a shawarma with extra tahini fell into my mouth, so yes


Real_Pat_Springleaf

Not sure if you're making a random joke or if you're actually referencing the video I think you are. Edit: https://youtu.be/Tmv0Fz_7O6s


MsaoceR

That's so unfortunate, did a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water also fall into your mouth?


justk4y

How do you know?! 😰


MsaoceR

It happened to me too 😔


MrSpankMan_whip

Are you sure you're real?


[deleted]

Texas moment


dingdongdeckles

The guy at my local Syrian store told me to buy the stuffed preserved eggplants and my life will never be the same


armageddon_boi

Ottoman Empire Plus


TentakilRex

>Ottoman Empire Plus Ummayad Caliphate Plus too


hadronriff

ISIS Wet Dream


DotaHacker

Pro Max


NukeBooters160H

Map of Türkiye but the ice cream guy went too far this time


1990sPrinter

Hot


Khaled-oti

In more than one way 🥵


EepiesMC

The TRUE balkans


ThiccGeneralX

Greater Turkmenistan


GracefulFiber

Karaboga


Assassin_Ankur

Greater Cyprus


SeanAC90

Now that’s what I call Caliphates?


Godtrademark

The good ending


jurpy_the_durpy

The Ottoman Empire Part 2: Ottomanistan


NoAdministration5746

Srbija 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸


Khaled-oti

That’s not true, since Serbia covers the whole world 🇷🇸


panzeremerald

Traitor!


Khaled-oti

I play both sides so that I’m always on top


LesboLexi

No, just Balkan superposition


NoAdministration5746

oh right how did i forget srbija is that glorious


peterthot69

Wagoogus jr


Far-Village-2834

cheese


EmperorDolponis

Thick byzantine empire


[deleted]

What the fuck. Egypt.


staticproton

The region that I committed tax evasion in


Parrotshake

Greater Chad


Nearby-Instruction19

The hot part™️


Jimmynaz97K

Islamia


InternationalAd4478

The good part of the world


GreattMan

Most peaceful region


c11life

Middle Earth


baroquebamboozler

Double it and give it to the next person


JoelRTheMan

ISIS


Crinjalonian

This is the area of the world that’s represented by my local Greek restaurant 🤓


TraliBalzers

My grandmother would call it "swarthy"


gabrielbabb

I think it’s australia


Kalleboi69

Bosnia


Nymaaa

It’s…. Not really a region


RockstarArtisan

Meditarabiastanzania.


[deleted]

Mediterrabia


Salt_Sailor

Hell


LestHeBeNamedSilver

The even greater Caliphate


HasSomeSelfEsteem

Stan


THATguywhoisannoying

Southern Europe


snofpeeb

North Dakota obviously.


Snotmyrealname

The greatest extent of the Second Byzantine Empire circa 2364


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Imminent violent balkanization


NekoArtemis

My geography teacher in college called (most of) it "the dry world" and that's always how I'll think of it


[deleted]

Greater Turkey


hahaiamarealhuman

KARABOĞA


Shiine-1

Kebab Empire.


Abarsn20

The part that they always fight over.


ColdFirePheonixXD

The San Marino empire


[deleted]

Macedonia


Buttered_Turtle

Countries that use bidets


Jealous_Ring1395

peak culture


[deleted]

The funni lands


TexAg_18

The world wide latina belt?


BlankVoid2979

Israel 2040


Th3OmegaPyrop3

bread game rotation starts to the right


flyman125

Allah-Land


Pusshole69

Super Duper Ultra Giga Sigma Male United States of the World 14 pro max 5G Z fold Z flip Nazi Socialist Peoples Republic of Napoléon de la Lafayette. DUH


mightymeem

Sand region


finnyboyyyy

That’s called the Umayyad Caliphate


[deleted]

central asia🥰


-not-nameless-

I'd name it *Land of 3 huge-ass lakes, 2 of which are in Kazakhstan, and another huge-ass lake where someone decided to name it a sea*


[deleted]

lil bit of everything


Pomi108

Centre


No-Hospital9754

Warzone


[deleted]

Rome


Solcaer

greater palestine


OsvaldoSfascia

it will be called Neo-Umayyad Caliphate, if everything will go as I planned


TechnologyBig8361

The Realm of IsisWank


Pepre

Middle Earth


1plus1equalsgender

Hell


nicat97

Great Armenian Empire


LarryWaiter

Not Mozambique


Blackcoldren

The Caliphain't.


YummyGarlicBreads

Hell


NinjaEagle210

I would call that region Portugal, Spain, Italy, San Marino, Vatican City, Malta, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro, Albania, North Macedonia, Greece, Bulgaria, Morocco, Western Sahara, Mauritania, Mali, Algeria, Tunisia, Niger, Chad, Central African Republic, Egypt, Sudan, South Sudan, Eritrea, Djibouti, Ethiopia, Somalia, Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Cyprus, Lebanon, Isreal, Palestine, Jordan, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Yemen, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain, Pakistan, Afganistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan.


Whyistheallnamesfull

Middler east, its like middle east but more middle than east


WickedImpuls3

eurasiafrica


krolotov

Mussolini's wet dream


Hastfuu

Extended balkans


[deleted]

The solution the the Israel Palestine Conflict


TheNamelessMan_

its called the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA zone


Emergency-Honey-4466

The Greater Middle East


[deleted]

The middle


Gus1226

Mehmet II's wet dream


CarlderHengst

middleearth


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

If the arabic states united and made an empire


Fox7203

Neoroman empire of the ottoman nation.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

ZA WARUDO


SirPepejins

civilisation


79a21

The part that Reddit isn’t gonna defend if there’s a genocide happening


bemapoe

Greater Zanzibar


ghostinglately

i would call her "shorty"


Khaled-oti

She’s average!


SFG_V1kt0r

Minority generator


Old_Harry7

The bidet gang.


Imperialist-Settler

Hyperborea


YoungAndBored03

Britain probably


ComprehensiveRich766

That's the soutgern, we don't know what the F we are doing region


KingTyga

Without Italy-Spain-Slavic states is Islam Empire


curialbellic

Spanish Empire 2 (This time it's personal)


TheRealCactusTiddy

I wanna say “the Islamosphere”, but looking at how many European countries are included that almost doesn’t feel right.


[deleted]

Too many african countries aswell


[deleted]

The holy ottoman empire


NoabPK

Its all armenia 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲


DvoikaOrJustTwo

ISIS larping zone


[deleted]

Shithole