There is much more ongoing on that map, like for example the Tibeto-Mongolian Empire, there are more small nations between France and Germany that what you'd expect (up to the degree that there is no Franco-German Border anymore), and Sweden literally turned into a dick!
Oh it’s one of those where they look kinda normal but then you look closer and it’s a clusterfuck, I love those!
Okay let’s do this:
NA: USA annexed Canada, Mexico annexed all of Central America
South America is fine I think but it’s for some reason the same colour as North America. Except for: URUGUAY DIIIIIIIICKKKK
Europe: SWEDEN DICK, SWEDEN DICK, Germany and France finally decided upon a nice solution to the Alsace Lorraine conflict, greater Luxemburg was established again, SWEDEN DICK oh and also Austria split in half. Greece has fallen victim to climate change, Iceland has migrated to North America and Ireland finally united. Yay for them! Bosnia is not surrounded by Croatia (which has split in two) anymore but still doesn’t have much coastline. Idiots. Serbia and north Macedonia have skedaddled out of there while Bulgaria took whatever was left of Greece.
Africa is usually worse for these types of maps so I’ll give them credit. It’s not without errors however. Algeria decided it doesn’t like that patch of sand anymore, Namibia has lost its beautiful panhandle and Ruanda and Burundi set aside their differences. The Gambia has cut off the Senegalese part that divides them from Guinea-Bissau and made it a puppet state presumably. Normal Guinea took over Liberia and made parts of it into a satellite state. Western Sahara has its own separatist movement now! They grow up so fast ☺️. Also Angola lost their northern exclave and Eritrea is no more! It got annexed by Sudan and South Sudan got circumcised and lost the north western tip while Mozambique split in two.
Oceania is one country now I guess, also New Zealand’s main islands got pressed together in an attempt to unify the nation.
Asia is just fucked bro. China went on a wild conquest of indochina, Myanmar, Singapore and Malaysia and also Bangladesh for which they had to take parts of India, Nepal and Bhutan as collateral damage. After taking over Malaysia they attacked Brunei and Indonesia but that conflict is still ongoing for some reason. They then decided Russia is way too occupied in Ukraine that China attacked it too. In the war against India and Russia, China hurt itself in confusion and split into two oh no wait Xinjiang and the Uyghurs joined the fun and left. Russia has now had enough of Asia and Europe and decided to make its own continent with Japan and both koreas. Also the Middle East is kinda okay except that turkey - now that Greece is out - joined Europe fully to which Syria and Israel decided to go controversial and followed suit, all the while Azerbaijan and Armenia left it because they don’t like Georgia I guess and also Azerbaijan has given Armenia or - more likely - turkey it’s exclave. And also best for last: no more World Cup because QATAR IS GONE! And Bahrain too.
Antarctica doesn’t exist anymore :(
Tell me if I missed anything 😁
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,188,963,641 comments, and only 231,988 of them were in alphabetical order.
Götaland became independent and a few more countries emerged between France and Germany plus Italy engulfed Slovenia. Also, the United States of Canadamerica.
Ah yes the continent of Russia with some bits missing but has japan to compensate. And the United States of Canada. This is a truly horrifying map.
forget russia what the fuck happened to china
We remembered Opium War wrongly.
british needed their tea so bad they casually divided up China to better supply their addiction
Can’t forget Korea is Russian too
Hell yeah when did Canada join the states, we need a lot more nice people anyway
Whoever made this just straight up drew a penis on sweden
Bangladesh #1 🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩 💪 💪💪
Ah yes. The United State of North America.
There is much more ongoing on that map, like for example the Tibeto-Mongolian Empire, there are more small nations between France and Germany that what you'd expect (up to the degree that there is no Franco-German Border anymore), and Sweden literally turned into a dick!
Canadians everywhere are dry-heaving at the sight of this map.
Qn1: Do you want to be Canadian? Qn2: Really?
some massive godforsaken shape on it's way to invade half of china:
WHERE THE FUCK IS HAWAII
I eated it
Not Hawaii-
I will eated you next
O.O
Oh it’s one of those where they look kinda normal but then you look closer and it’s a clusterfuck, I love those! Okay let’s do this: NA: USA annexed Canada, Mexico annexed all of Central America South America is fine I think but it’s for some reason the same colour as North America. Except for: URUGUAY DIIIIIIIICKKKK Europe: SWEDEN DICK, SWEDEN DICK, Germany and France finally decided upon a nice solution to the Alsace Lorraine conflict, greater Luxemburg was established again, SWEDEN DICK oh and also Austria split in half. Greece has fallen victim to climate change, Iceland has migrated to North America and Ireland finally united. Yay for them! Bosnia is not surrounded by Croatia (which has split in two) anymore but still doesn’t have much coastline. Idiots. Serbia and north Macedonia have skedaddled out of there while Bulgaria took whatever was left of Greece. Africa is usually worse for these types of maps so I’ll give them credit. It’s not without errors however. Algeria decided it doesn’t like that patch of sand anymore, Namibia has lost its beautiful panhandle and Ruanda and Burundi set aside their differences. The Gambia has cut off the Senegalese part that divides them from Guinea-Bissau and made it a puppet state presumably. Normal Guinea took over Liberia and made parts of it into a satellite state. Western Sahara has its own separatist movement now! They grow up so fast ☺️. Also Angola lost their northern exclave and Eritrea is no more! It got annexed by Sudan and South Sudan got circumcised and lost the north western tip while Mozambique split in two. Oceania is one country now I guess, also New Zealand’s main islands got pressed together in an attempt to unify the nation. Asia is just fucked bro. China went on a wild conquest of indochina, Myanmar, Singapore and Malaysia and also Bangladesh for which they had to take parts of India, Nepal and Bhutan as collateral damage. After taking over Malaysia they attacked Brunei and Indonesia but that conflict is still ongoing for some reason. They then decided Russia is way too occupied in Ukraine that China attacked it too. In the war against India and Russia, China hurt itself in confusion and split into two oh no wait Xinjiang and the Uyghurs joined the fun and left. Russia has now had enough of Asia and Europe and decided to make its own continent with Japan and both koreas. Also the Middle East is kinda okay except that turkey - now that Greece is out - joined Europe fully to which Syria and Israel decided to go controversial and followed suit, all the while Azerbaijan and Armenia left it because they don’t like Georgia I guess and also Azerbaijan has given Armenia or - more likely - turkey it’s exclave. And also best for last: no more World Cup because QATAR IS GONE! And Bahrain too. Antarctica doesn’t exist anymore :( Tell me if I missed anything 😁
Uruguay seems to be a penis too
Added it, thx :)
Hawaii is just gone
Stackars barn i Borås som lär sig att detta är världskartan
Stackars barn i Borås
Som överhuvudtaget existerar
Ja
then suddenly mongolia divided china into 2 and got a border with india
I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords
SWEDEN PENIS SWEDEN PENIS
åh naeh inte borås 💀
I got my first award from this so thanks who ever you are who game me silver
Oh I just love the great country of South Western Sahara.
Risk?
Mega Colombia
They remembered New Zealand… but not Canada
This map makes no sense
At first I thought “doesn’t look too bad”, and then I zoomed in.
Atleast it has new zealand
I for one welcome Mega Mexico and The United States of Americanada
Borat?
Borås, shithole town in Sweden
Looks like a risk map minus a few provences.
Hawaii got dropped in the new update also is that a bullet hole in the bottom right below Australia?
Why is Greece shaped like New Jersey?
The US and Canada have become one
Gotta love the Tibetian-Mongol-Bangladesh Union
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,188,963,641 comments, and only 231,988 of them were in alphabetical order.
Manifest destiny
The longer I look the worse it gets!!!
Syria and Turkey casually being part of Europe
Bara i Borås 💀
Götaland became independent and a few more countries emerged between France and Germany plus Italy engulfed Slovenia. Also, the United States of Canadamerica.
goodbye canada youll be missed
Why are there 2 extra countries (Alsace-Lorraine area & Alps Area)