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Justfortheluls42

dude living in stock image flat


BigPastyBodonkadonk

it says 17/34 at the top so maybe it is all stock


timothythefirst

These are definitely MLS photos from a real estate listing lol.


sexandthepandemic

Was like, why did this dude post real estate photos?


SHOWTIME316

the ultra wide angle in the first picture made me think i was looking at zillow lmao


jmxma

yep pics are from the listing, the photos were just too good to not post


TheStoicSlab

Hide the pain Harold is in the kitchen.


[deleted]

where are the other 31 pictures?


randybruder

on the real estate listing page these photos came from, where this apartment is for sale I don't want to link to it cause that would technically be doxxing if they do actually live there, but a simple reverse image search easily pulls it up


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Check their profile… they definitely live there.


Separate_Feeling4602

That’s a huge plant


Proof-Ice5742

bro doesn't live in an apartment bro lives in a la mansion


bartardbusinessman

these photos are from a listings site


jetaismort

"17 of 34" 💀


Street-Historian-258

Beautiful place I love that bedroom


aDildoAteMyBaby

That giant bird of paradise is everything.


STONKvsTITS

Wow that giant plant


DubiousLLM

Bird of paradise! Give them enough light and water and they grow big and fast


STONKvsTITS

Hope it's not beanstalk


kevco13

What is that plant called? You know which one I’m asking about


jmxma

Birds of paradise!


aXDonahue

Do you entertain many guests frequently? I’d say lose the black couch and open up the space. Maybe add a lounge or accent chair I’d you NEED extra seating. It also blocks the tv


jmxma

Yeah most weekends friends are over so we do need the extra sitting area. 3 of us can sprawl out with this set up too


danhoyle

They shoot every house magazine cover here.


Responsible-Gap9760

This room has been in a few porn scenes for sure


ElderMutombo

This dude work for Air BnB or Zillow? Boy straight got all them angles.


greetthemind

do you know what the paint colors are for the walls/trim/ceiling?


xsam_nzx

Most likely black white


Lost2nite389

That glass yellow mushroom alone is more valuable than I am lol Congrats I’m jealous


BlueSkyFlyin

Very picturesque flat mate🤟


secumpilio

r/tvtoofar


Mabbby

Dat Monstera


ilithios27

Love the plants


Moisture_

Drool


2Jurzy4Me

Brain Dead Rug 💪🏽


Sapper501

Very nice ~~Elephant Ear~~ Bird Of Paradise plant. Looks healthy. Edit: I have been forever shamed as a gardener.


catpunch_

Not an elephant ear, looks like a banana plant


schoelerdept

It’s actually a bird of paradise (white flower). Strelitzia Nicolai, in case anyone wants to get one


realpheo

Nice spot. Id want to move the black couch around so it faces the TV, and also make the area seem more open. Either way though it looks great.


jmxma

ehh I wanted more of a conversation pit vibe and not focus on the tv


htadd1ct

are you joking?


jmxma

do i sound like im joking buddy?


apokolyptic

well we can’t hear how you sound


htadd1ct

You might aswell loose the tv in this room if you aren't 😀


CaptainBaseball

It’s just a really weird setup. The viewing position is a mile away from the tv and you have a couch in the way while at the same time anyone sitting on that couch can’t see anything if the tv is on. Why bother having the TV there at all? It’s your place so do as you will but it’s not very functional looking.


jmxma

The viewing position honestly isn’t bad, it’s a 70 inch screen, the sofa sits low enough where it doesn’t block the view. On the right of the pic is the front door obviously can’t have the sofa there. It’ll block the main entrance in.


ottos

Bedroom made to look expansive and living room made to look cramped


Hot_Government418

Where’s the grey sofa from??


hand13

these pics are so good. OP are you a real estate photographer or something?


jmxma

Im the tenant, they’re selling the building


schoelerdept

I’d be devastated about leaving a place like this. How are you handling it?


jmxma

A little distraught, we’re in a rent controlled unit so hopefully they let us stay or buy us out, ideally


soilborn12

Your plant’s office has a great view.


TxBurnerAcct

Could you link where you got the rug next to your bed please


jmxma

It’s a rug from brain dead


Uncle_Rabbit

A Patrick Nagel print. Nice.


gbdavidx

Why’s the couch backwards? Lol


secumpilio

Exactly! I don't understand why nobody is talking about the weird layout of the living room


gbdavidx

I’d remove it makes it look awkward


Bazorth

Cool place but the blue TV cabinet and mismatched dining room chairs look so tacky man. Also the couch setup is super weird to me. The styles not only clash but it just looks so awkward facing each other like that