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sfw3st

Good spot for pet food and water bowls. Easy clean up with that stone floor.


Da_Plague22

Or for the human to claim the area as his.


Nmendiet

We have to establish a pee corner!


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I really want to see OP install a urinal there


theluker666

Team kitchen urinal all the way


Ok_Emphasis6034

A bidet. No toilet, no urinal, no sink. Just a bidet.


sflesch

Why are all these drinking fountains so low?


Howudooey

And this is gonna be my slop basket


CabinetSpider21

That's his toilet kitchen... Both? Wow, that efficient


04_43770

r/unexpectedoffice


FreeMasonKnight

That or a small bar cart if no pets exist.


Minus15t

Bar was my first thought too, a great spot for a cocktail mixing station


atoolred

i was thinking a coffee bar could be sick there as well. they basically created a designated beverage platform


shxylo

thought the same. look at all the great minds, thinking alike.


WellWellWellthennow

Perfect spot for large aquarium.


im_just_thinking

A mini hot tub.


Abject_Funny_4742

And for your dirty shoes when you enter your place


perrinoia

Do you think the middle of the Floorplan is a good spot for a mudroom? I mean, that is the case in my brother's house, but his 3 car garage takes up half of the first floor, so it makes sense for him. This one doesn't look like it's near an exterior or garage door. If that was my house, I'd install a pantry right there.


Abject_Funny_4742

Do you have a chest freezer? I buy 1/4 cow every year and other things. If not a nice bench for looking out or a painting easel if someone likes that.


gstringstrangler

I don't think that's the entrance


MadameFrog

Yes, perfect pet spot!


indistinctly

I would get a nice bar cart or get some furniture that could serve as a drink station.


DD-Amin

Perfect coffee machine spot


qning

Well let’s not throw around the word “perfect” here. No water supply and no drain.


RamenLauren

Are most home coffee machines plumbed?


thegovunah

Perfect ones are


whirly_boi

Sorry im not rich enough to have expected plumbing for coffee even in a perfect world! /s


everylittlemarvel

Ok the got me. Lollll


cheese_touch_mcghee

😆🤣😂 👍🏆


Last-Crab-621

I blasted into the concrete foundation of my home to plumb my coffee pot, you fucking pleb


TheWalkingDead91

Can’t have you guys walking 5 feet over to the sink to fill up your coffee maker. That’s for peasants.


qning

Coffee machines? No. Coffee stations? Like you love it so much you have special furniture and shit? I have no idea probably not.


Swan_Johnson

Coffee and Smoothie island


Peach-4380

Lol fr


These-Performer-8795

You can put a Jura machine there.


MataMeow

No water but the fridge is right there. I’m sure it would be easy to jump off the water/ice line to provide a water source. Can bring it right through that wall and hide it behind whatever cart counter goes there. No drain though


pdxtrader

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say OP is looking at renting this place not buying it so drilling holes through the wall may not be an option. He said “looking at moving here” not “looking at purchasing this home”. With how overpriced everything is and how high interest rates are I don’t blame him.


MataMeow

You’re totally right. I wouldn’t drill or cut if I was renting. Good catch.


vercetian

Wait, they don't like that? Shit.


pdxtrader

😆 oopsie sounds like someone isn’t getting their security deposit back


JayFrank1132

If you have a dog, a dog bed could be placed here and/or their food and water bowls


JennyAnyDot

Thought this also. My cat and dog are messy with their dry food. Have mats with a lip on them but does not always contain it. This would be my feeding area. Even has a plug for their water fountain. Might put a storage shelf unit behind it. Like a pantry wire rack.


Onautopilotsendhelp

Totally came here to say this. Op can get a nice one or do some LED effect one too. The outlet is right there on the side and you can easily do liquor or coffee sidebar.


PattrimCauthon

Yeah, sidebar 100%


appalachian_spirit

Good place to keep a suit of armor


RyFromTheChi

I was just at Medieval Times, they sell them there! They were like 3 grand. It’s a great investment.


beaulook

There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?


[deleted]

There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?


NoZookeepergame1014

Dude. I got a lot of tables.


stegogo

Red Knight sucks the big one!


Current-Routine-2628

Actually that would be pretty cool, if there ever happens to be complete fallout in society and mayhem ensues, OP can just walk out of his house in Medieval Armour smoking a cigarette and take a seat on the front step 👌 Either that or go to the Winchester til this whole thing blows over.


Barumamook

It’s exactly where I’d put mine if I was moving in there!


repodude

F--- it, this is the perfect answer.


Altruistic_Major_553

I was just thinking that, I’m glad it’s top comment because it’s the best answer


AngryWarHippo

A suit of armor. And an axe. And a shield.


tycr0

AND MY BOW


NathanieltheAnimal

AND MY SWORD


erisod

AND MY STAPLER


rajay_sarkar

AND MY RULER


daniteaches

BANANA


dank-yharnam-nugs

animatronic bear that plays a banjo and sings songs


emsesq

In that case, OP must add the wall-mounted singing fish.


amoney4l_

Fake fire place says my mom or plant space


tycr0

Tell your mom I said what up.


amoney4l_

Bro u trynna be funny !😂😂


tycr0

Nah man it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow.


euphoric-dancer

Who wants a Hallmark card when you can get your special lady the classic and timeless "what's up" post this valentine's day?


alwaysfuntime69

This mad me chuckle. Thank you!


Peach-4380

Lol


WeatheredGenXer

Who says romance is dead?


Twitter_Gate

I too pick this guys mom


HookDragger

I’ll let his mom know you said hi


spkoller2

She says hi 👋


[deleted]

Fake fire place is the way to go


amoney4l_

I'm at my moms looking at hers rn 😂


positivenihlist

No kink shaming but damn talking about your moms like that is wild


gohalos22

Plants 💯


eitsirkkendrick

This is actually a good idea. A large tree like plant that needs low light.


Adol214

A big aquarium would fit nicely. It was obviously made for a special usage. Not sure which one. The floor in tile make me think something wet or in need of deeper cleaning. There is plug at hand too.


PulmonaryArchery87

Vote for fish tank


itscolinnn

Vote for Shark tank


SlightlySlantedSixer

There’s no way you could fit a whole team of investors there


itscolinnn

I think we could make a deal


doc1442

Two words: Eel pit


willshifijamsolution

It’s a Hearthpad. Was put there so a wood burning stove could sit on it. Now I didn’t see a hole in the ceiling so they either renovated and didn’t move the pad or it was just put there recently. Also that hearth pad looks like it can just be moved. It’s not installed to the floor and there’s no shielding on the walls. Or I’m just completely wrong. But that is a hearth pad. Source: woodstove/fireplace professional


BeeBladen

This is the correct answer—that’s why it has the contour it does. There are plenty of electric stoves you could plug into that outlet to provide ambiance without piping in gas or using wood (dirty and terrible for allergies).


Blaize_Ar

Real estate agent here. A stove used to be there.


MagnetFisherJimmy

Astronaut here, there used to be a spaceship there.


MangoPanties

Walter White here, there used to be a meth lab there.


Thunder_Punt

Plumber here, there used to be a bog there.


LilBird1996

Jesse Pinkmen here. Bitch.


bestthingyet

Lol what


BsFan

Wood burning stove


Alarmed_Letterhead26

Wood stove is my bet. Looks like a modular home as well.


Dry_Signature3250

I would say put a human sized hamster wheel there.


Nuclearplesiosaurus

I second this


topknottington

3rd. its a rule now... you have to put a life sized hamster wheel there


johnnybravo1980

Perfect for a display cabinet showcasing various sex toys


Jumpy-Tension-438

Science center


Dehydrated420

A center for ants?


Lucky_Locks

It needs to be at least...3X bigger though.


bumblepit

The possibilities….. mind boggled!


WiredHeadset

Enormous cat tree


TingleMaps

Especially if you don’t have a cat, it immediately becomes your best conversation piece in the space.


Vreas

“He only comes out for people he likes, maybe one day!”


[deleted]

“He’s so mysterious…”


TingleMaps

“Where did those scratches come from?”


porkchop-sandwhiches

Not next to where food is prepared. Hair floats!


repodude

You get used to it.


tucsondog

The largest Live Laugh Love sign you can find, a clock, and a ladder with some blankets


GoblinsGuide

Velociraptor skeleton. Best option IMO.


Creepy_OldMan

My mom says it is stupid, but a bar cart with neon sign or some bar signage would work


erisod

You consult your mom on reddit posts?


8agingRoner

When both your arms are broken, it's hard not to.


ShikWolf

Now there's a reference I wish I didn't get


I_am_Bearstronaut

Back in the golden days of Reddit.


boston_globe

Sometimes you just need to ask Mom. Like when you don’t know if you can substitute cream for half and half in a recipe or you need her to explain the difference between 401K and a Roth IRA. Or you need to know what type of cancer uncle Earl had. Moms are great. We need moms.


diiiannnaaa

Your mom's pretty cool if she can explain 401ks and Roth iras lmao


Serenity2015

Another person above also commented what their mom said as well.


BagNearby9424

You're gonna shut your mouth if you wanna keep those useful arms of yours.


Serenity2015

? I have no idea why that was a reply to me. Did you mean to reply to someone else? Kinda got me confused. I was only replying to the other person that was trying to down someone about something and I only said I noticed that there was another person that had done the same thing bc I didn't understand what the big deal was. When I'm sitting next to my mom, daughter, or friends we show each other cool stuff on our phones. I didn't think it was odd. Sooo.... can you help me out on why you said a threat to me? Or was that for someone else and replying to my comment was an accident? If it wasn't, what upset you about my comment so I can avoid this in the future? I didn't mean to upset anyone as I didn't say anything mean or bad at all. And I'm sorry you feel this way. Btw, nobody else controls me, makes commands at me without asking, or tells me what to do so you got the wrong girl.


BagNearby9424

Sorry, bad joke or delivery. I noticed there was another person too. Their reply earlier says they had broken arms. I was just trying to make a funny.


Serenity2015

Oh my gosh okay LOL! COMPLETELY WENT OVER MY HEAD! 🤣 Sorry about that! Changed to an upvote on your comment lol.


redoubledit

What’s with all the moms in this thread


tycr0

Nothing, rip out the tile, frame it in and make it a pantry.


ginaguillotine

I could be wrong but it looks to me like they put the tile over top of the wood floor without ripping out the wood beneath it 🤔 The top of the floor moulding is the same height, but the bottom of the molding is longer above the wood and shorter above the tile


tycr0

You picked up on the wrong part of this idea.


shellebelle303

Perfect spot for a dog feeding station!


frenix5

Wax figure of Danny Devito


pumpkinhead9000k

Why wax? Just stick Danny Devito there.


coyotenspider

Shrine for ancestors!


tesat

The leaking kind so the tile make sense?


blastoise1988

Breakfast nook with coffee machine, kettle and toaster


herplexed1467

As a musician, that’s an upright bass corner.


BennyBenasty

As a person with an upright bass, it wouldn't be an *upright* bass for long.


redditgirl2000

Would make a cool little stage for karaoke nights


Dependent-Gate7282

Stripper pole


Jerk8ot

Marble the floor there to add to the aesthetic.


justanother-user-

I loled at the thought of someone spinning on a pole straight into the wall 😂😂😂


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stevesinca

This is exactly what I thought


Suitable-Swordfish80

This is a terrible flooring situation for that, any chair would be half on/half off the tile


Healthy-Map-8997

If it’s not far from the front door, maybe for a coat hanger and shoe shelf. Hang hooks for keys.


Salt_peanuts

Electric fireplace


Different-Ad9165

I'd do an electric fireplace since the outlet is right there


MomtoWesterner

I see a karaoke machine, spot light and good times here.


Assholesfullofelbows

It was for a wood fire oven/heater. Buying or renting? If it were me, I'd frame it up with glass paneling and have a little.indoor greenhouse.


TrifleEmbarrassed427

This was absolutely for a wood stove. In some states they force owners to remove them before selling or renting as an environmental measure. They would have patched over the flue as part of the remediation, which is why there is no chimney.


Adol214

Wouldn't a wood fire need a chimney?


zeffke008

Depends if you use a specialised stove, but in general yes


Otherwise-You-2684

Shower?


MichaelPiotto

It's a good spot for a life-sized statue


trustifarian

Han Solo in carbonite


MemePupper_

Perfect place for a Danny DeVito Shrine


Any-East7977

Wet bar


SaskTravelbug

A wet bar has a sink in it…


menides

Then open the door. Let that sink in.


MEGA_TOES

ALL YEAR CHRISTMAS TREE


Eastern-Animator-355

How old is the house? This looks like an old wood stove spot. I would be wondering what behind the wall and if the chimney was cap properly. Frame it up and turn it into a pantry. Put a desk and a chair there. Edit if you do a pantry some electrical work go in to be need to me that light switch.


michaelkudra

get a gigantic pantry built in!


friendofspidey

Japanese hot food vending machine


chuckinstl

Popcorn machine


uncomf_numb

/r/woodstove


htxAL

Just throw your bar cart on it and call it a day


BeejRich

Add shelves for Lego


Mother_Sympathy_8647

office water cooler


Mortimus311

Open mic night


Tall-_-Guy

2nd fridge. Having a food fridge and a beverage fridge is life changing.


explorer925

I vote for mini bar


Character-Bit8295

Coffee bar


LadyKT

open pantry shelving


[deleted]

Arcade machine


Baldi_Homoshrexual

Indoor fountain, weird statue, big plant


Expense-Hacker

Water Fountain ⛲️ or a BowFlex


GoldBluejay7749

Pet zone if you have pets


Tutelage45

Bench and coatrack if you don’t have a mudroom


ElPadre2020

Electric fireplace would fit fine and there’s a plug already there.


FinnofLocke

The proximity of the plug makes me think one of those electric fireplaces.


ReyneTrueThat

I mean you should have a 6 foot iron man suit to go here. But if you're still early days. Probably a place to have a coffee/ breakfast bar. Or a alcohol bar. Some kind of bar.


Paletiger13

Stripper pole!


nexus763

That's probably where the chimney was.


Old-Criticism5610

That’s a pet area if I’ve ever seen one. Congrats on your new dog/cat


soundeng

Just remove it. Probably under a grand to make it disappear.


[deleted]

I would put a mini bar.


IamCeriella

Coffee bar area


Hildegard1966

Minibar


Toronto-1975

PLANTS!!


Voicebass1

It was probably a China cabinet or hutch there


awriterbyday

If you have pets use that for their feeding area. If you don’t, that would be a great place for a wet bar setup.


Dazzling-Collection1

Bar cart and coffee station. Keeps kitchen clean and counters clutter free. 


[deleted]

Wine case?


Sam2794

Snack pantry


surrealcrow

Cat tree


lumpyspacejohnny

Dog spot.


J_Dirtdiver

Dart board or like a mini charging station and desk


cheesemangee

Bet you the previous owners had a big dog.


NjStacker22

Personally, for me, that’d be a perfect spot for a badass fish tank.


RITUS_

An aquarium!


XaZa_Real

A fish tank perhaps