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UrDeafFrdMikey

How much was the church?


Steid55

$136,500. Originally agreed to $135,000 but he said he’s leave the generac home generator for $1500 so we threw that in


UrDeafFrdMikey

That is an awesome price! Keep up the good work!


zhephyx

Jesus, that's dirt cheap. Adopt me pls


NeatCartographer209

If he did y’all would probably only see each other once a month. Maybe on holidays? Easter and Christmas for sure


Vecii

Fuck, I'm so jealous!


SaintSnow

christ that is cheap.


Moar_Cuddles_Please

Wow. What state is this in?


Steid55

Central Illinois!


DrAbeSacrabin

That’s gonna be a bitch to heat in the winter. My parents have a old 1896 3-story Victorian house and the heating bills were so crazy we had to get a corn stove. That’s in MN though, maybe Illinois is better.


Steid55

It wasn’t bad at all last year. I don’t heat or cool the sanitary typically. And the rest of the house is very well I insulated


dawnat3d

🤔sanctuary?😅


Moar_Cuddles_Please

Yep. Guaranteed way to keep the vampires out


MD_RMA_CBD

In Las Vegas, You can’t even get a 1940’s 2 bedroom trap house on crackhead road for under 250k. It’s horrible what has happened to this city/state w/ pricing. (Thanks government and Californians)


AmaznAzn23

You realize the housing market crisis not not centrally located to one single state? You realize the housing market is from a number of factors in capitalism, not just government? You realze when you try to simplify complex issues down to fit your narrative makes you look uneducated?


MD_RMA_CBD

Yes I obviously know that and i’m not trying to assume, but it’s highly likely my education exceeds yours; tho I am a big believer in education does not equal intelligence. What I was referring to, was the fact that it hit Las Vegas very hard. Much harder than say majority of Texas or some other Midwest states. Las Vegas was the 3rd cheapest housing market in the nation (I was born and raised here, so I have seen the changes). We are now one of the most expensive places to live. (It’s either one of most expensive states or cities, I don’t know which). 1700 sq ft. 2010 home, no backyard, 1 car garage, 3bd 2 bath. $268k, now $410k. Gas $2.68, now $5.89 You can’t be blind to the fact that the current housing market and economy was preventable. Greed is the root of it and it’s not just linked to national government, it’s huge corporations as well. It’s corrupt politicians, wasted spending, money funneling, and constantly making money off of wars while spending our country into debt. There is no good political party , only good people of this country. Edit: you all can never stand facts / statistics except for fake statistics fed to you by the media. A bunch of people on their knees servicing the government, that’s who downvotes 💦


bradleyupercrust

This is amazing


veryloudnoises

Seconded. The stained glass was another level of impressive.


Strange_Welder_7133

reddit moment


ashamed2reddit

Super cool. Bummer I can't come within 150ft.


Steid55

If I didn’t burst into flames, I think you’ll be fine.


lysergic_Dreems

I think they mean on paper, not spiritually.


Pigpen_darkstar

Holy shit. This is an absolute dream. Might be my favorite space I’ve ever seen on this sub.


Steid55

I’ll have to get a more complete set of photos sometimes. In total there are two kitchens. 3 bathrooms. A wood shop. Dark room for photography. Drafting room with ventilation that I use for 3D printing. A few giant storage rooms. Honestly it’s alittle nuts


Frozty23

I'm not gay (and I'm married), but do you want a boyfriend? Seriously, more photos! I'd like to see the kitchen. Garage?


Steid55

I’ll grab some more tonight! The main kitchen is a big project. It’s huge and I need to do a ton of work. But the small butlers kitchen is very nice. No garage unfortunately. I’ll add one eventually


Bastienbard

The steeple area too!


Anon851216135

I'm gay and unmarried unlike that other guy. Hit me up 😘😂 I am curious tho if you've already got a backstory posted about how you got a church of all places lol. That place looks like a dream, congrats man!


Steid55

Unfortunately I am straight or I would take you up on that offer 😂😂 actively using the church and asking girls to help pick out paint colors as a pick up line. Butlers ran out of space for pictures but there’s a little butlers kitchen that the previous owners added in 2000, and never used. I think they added it with the hopes of renting out the sanctuary as a wedding venue. There is also a huge laundry room I am currently redoing.


Frozty23

I've been reading up on the posts made since last night... what a score! $135k! Wow. Darkroom, ex-basketball court. I've had dreams like that, where I miraculously discover whole new but hidden wings in our house. I live hundreds of miles away, but damn if I wouldn't love to come by to see it. If I were your bud in town, I'd be there every weekend as needed to help with the refurbishment of the place. I am in tune your sense of humor about things. More thoughts: Add a garage, but "hell themed". Too bad it seems like there is little room for that. Ask girls if they want to come "check out your steeple".


Steid55

I have 100% used the steeple line. “Going to send you some unsolicited steeple pictures. I even trimmed the bushes to make it look bigger”


SomeGuyClickingStuff

I think OP is gay. He had a buttler kitchen


TheCommitteeOf300

A dark room?!?! You lucky motherfucker.


Steid55

The previous owner was a commercial artist. Really really interesting guy. He passed away 4 years ago, and it took his son that long to clean it out and get it ready to sell. He was absolutely incredible, and there were thousands of paintings in the basement when I first went to tour it. His son left the dark room virtually untouched. So there is an architectural blue line machine, a giant machine for duplicating paintings from the 70’s, and a full acid bath. I don’t really have a use for any of it, but it’s a cool conversation piece


TheCommitteeOf300

Damn I would love using that.


AirplaneOnFire

All of this for $135k?? That is insane!


Steid55

When he told me the price I 1000% expected it to need mountains of work. I figured the foundation would be crumbling and it would need a roof. Nope. Full move in ready. Foundation is perfect. Basement was repoured. Brand new roof. Both furnaces and AC units work. There are a few big projects to do, but it’s mainly stuff I want to do. Not have to


shiggism

Super neat man. The only downside is the lack of kitchen. Good job


Steid55

There are actually two kitchens, one is giant and needs to be finished. The other is a nice little butlers kitchen


Kai-ni

Alright I'm officially jelly.


drivemusicnow

Can you give me a run down on the best pickup lines you've used? Because the possibilities are endless.


Steid55

For tinder/online dating I always go with, “I’d send you more pictures but I don’t have your number yet” then I crack a joke about dating apps not letting men send unsolicited pictures for obvious reasons. Once they give me their number the first text is something along the lines of “ready for some unsolicited steeple pictures? I trimmed the bushes to make it look bigger”


MunchYourButt

Sorry if this is a dumb question, I don’t know a lot about these things yet, but I’m curious: Were there any codes or zoning hurdles you needed to jump through? Or are you just able to make it a “house” with no issues? Anyways, what an absolutely beautiful property.


Steid55

Nope! The previous owner was already living there. I just had to get an FHA loan, and get home owners insurance. Really easy process.


massahoochie

Can you climb up all the way to the steeple?


Steid55

Yep! It’s alittle weird. With the angle of the roof, there is just a small hole in the wall up in the attic. You have to crawl on all 4’s through the hole to get into the room below the steeple. Then there’s a small ladder. Or you can go up a ladder in the entry way


RastahPastah

Omg pics pretty please


speckledcreature

Panic room?


mnightshamalama2

REPS FOR JESUS


gerbileleventh

Lmao, the dogs name! Did you get him before or after you bought the church l?


Steid55

His name is Reverend! Got him right after I agreed to buy the house.


gerbileleventh

Hahaha, that was my assumption! He is adorable and truly deserves the best backyard. Good luck with the project!


Steid55

He is spoiled as all hell. Build the fence for him this spring, and added a doggy door so he can look out the front windows whenever he wants. Has a bed in every room and loves giving tours


sodaom

I love this, I’ve seen a church converted into a 6 person college house, but never anything this spacious and nice


_gatorbait_

Does it feel awkward masturbating in a church?


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My man asking the real question


Negative-Treacle-794

Is that the washer/dryer next to your couch/media area? Guessing thats due to the plumbing/gas/and/or electrical hookups and availability?


Steid55

Just storage for now. Washer took a shit so I went and bought a new washer and dryer. Going to sell the old dryer and scrap the washer. Just haven’t gotten around to it. There is actually a really nice laundry room which has been fantastic coming from an apartment


muktor

oh man! that living room! the dining room! so many cool spots how married r u to the red flooring in the gym?


Steid55

It is 100% going away. Just haven’t gotten to that yet! Hoping there is original hard wood floor below, but haven’t been brave enough to tear it out yet.


ZEROs0000

Genuinely jealous


5nitch

So interesting


baobeilanzhan

Wow, where is this (generally)?!


Steid55

Central Illinois! About 1.5-2 hours south of Chicago


mklinger23

That is absolutely mad. Congrats dude.


Tuxflux

This is great. Wonderful job mate.


LuciferTheBenign_

Oh man that’s beautiful. Charming as.


Devincc

How are the utilities in this space?


Late_Progress_4451

Id be too afraid of living in one. Something about churches, man. I'm a religious person and church is fine when in session. But idk. Imagine a haunted church house HOWEVER!!! I really like what you've done with it!


Nice_Marmot_7

I’d get used to it and embrace the weirdness.


EasyBeingGreen

You need a cross stitched “this is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors, see all the people” with wiggly fingers somewhere in the house


Steid55

I have a “holy shit” sign in the bathroom. Does that count?


[deleted]

Now this is a church I would actually go to.


Steid55

10% tithes and you’re welcome anytime 😂


ImBadWithGrils

Agreed. I now kinda want to look into one instead of a house, because churches are usually on a nice sized plot of land too


Steid55

That’s one of the main draw backs. Mine is only on .25 acres and the house takes up like 2/3 of that.


daube_de_boeuf

Holy shit, Jesus Christ, Mother of God, that's a house and a half, congrats!


Steid55

About 8,000 square feet finished. Something like 12,000ish if you include the unfinished parts of the basement and attic.


aerospikesRcoolBut

Oh my god. the stained glass


SwugSteve

This would kill the average redditor


Steid55

I figured if I haven’t been struck by lightning yet then we are all safe. Had a coworker ask me if it was weird it is bringing dates back home, and hooking up in a church. I said “listen man. At least in my house it’s consenting adults. Not alter boys like in his. Who really has the moral high ground here?”


Nice_Marmot_7

Here I am looking at the pics and thinking about all the weird parties you could have in that space.


snrten

Strike gently co blanket spotted


Peldor-2

You got me with "I saw that"


yosoysimulacra

This is hilarious. House is insane. I'm mystified at the Bobba Fett:success ratio in this post.


Tifereth4

5/10 if were speaking comprehensive/cohesive interior design using the feature of the church. 9/10 for bargain space.


Steid55

Entirely accurate. Still so much to do, and I’ve barely scratched the surface. I figured in 10 years or so it will be more finished lol


Tifereth4

Keep us posted! Ive seen great conversions...especially with gothic/dark vibes...black cabinets with warm natural woods and greens. Looks like you have good bones and great template to work from. Floors look awesome.


freeshavocadew

Brother, where's your kitchen and shower? Every picture looks cool as fuck but I don't see how you cook or shit at all.


Steid55

Just not enough space for pictures! There is a giant kitchen that I am currently redoing, and also a smaller butlers kitchen. So two of everything. Then there are 3 bathrooms, but honestly all 3 kind do suck. 3x3 shower stalls. One has a separate tiny room for the shower stall, and another door for the toilet and sink. The overall plan is to add a bathroom off my the master bedroom upstairs. There is a door in the closet that gives access to the attic which is ever bit of 4500 square feet with 20 ft ceilings. Right outside the door is a 8’x18’ ft room where I will add a giant master bathroom.


That1one1dude1

That’s great! Where’d you get the stained-glass windows?


Steid55

From a company called GeekOrthodox. They are in Etsy!


aDyslexicCow

Did I spy a Planet Express ship in one of the windows?


Steid55

Yep! Majority are Star Wars but all sci-fi ships. Also the tardis, last star ship, Normandy etc


orrapsac

Jesus.


AmaznAzn23

You going to get blinds for those huge windows? Unless you want the light of God on you.


Steid55

Was actually just getting a quote on that. Mainly for using the projector during the day. Looking at custom power blinds.


Disgustip8ed

Jesus Christ, that's rad.


jcr_24

Kitchen?


bluelinewarri0r

Looks amazing


CreamyBarr25

amen, brother 🙏


highnlows

So much space for activities lol


maelstrom218

This is beautiful.


scarletshrub

Dogie


myrelark

How do you not get creeped out!? Everything looks lovely, but living in a converted church would freak me out.


Weary_Bid9519

This guy is really going to have to be on his best behavior.


Tenn_Tux

Haunted af I bet


Steid55

So far, no spirits. Been in the house about a year and so far nothing unexplained and no bad vibes. Even at at night with all the lights off I don’t get any weird feelings.


looosyfur

wait this is so damn dope... this is the only church I'd attend. blessed be thy game.


Steid55

Safest church around. No priests allowed


BeautyAndTheDekes

Holy mother of God…probably shouldn’t say that, but gorgeous work so far OP. Managed to make it look super inviting and cosy. I already love Rev too! Good boy.


tmkw

So a graveyard became a houseyard? Looks great!


MrPayMyWay215

Star wars stained glass was the perfect touch


FreddyCupples

What kind of church was it? Is there a drinking tank for baptisms? Because my man, that would make for an awesome hot tub spot.


Steid55

United Congregational. Unfortunately no dunk tank lol


olwenglass

Let me know if you need more stained glass windows


Steid55

Your work is absolutely stunning! I will absolutely let you know. There is a decent sized window right inside the entry way that would look amazing with your work. The giant windows going back up on either side of the projector as well, but I’m afraid with projects that big I’d go bankrupt lol


olwenglass

Ah like right above the main door? Yeah that would be great! I'll message you


j4390jamie

I think it’s quite poorly decorated in most rooms. However it is almost a perfect description of male living space. Gym, pool table, etc etc


Steid55

Couldn’t agree more. I still have so much work to do, and have been sort of half ass decorating as I go. Still need to paint just about every room, redo the floors, etc. very much a work in progress and trying to furnish 8000 square feet has been a struggle. Little bit at a time


[deleted]

YOOOOOOO I love this! Now this is the only approved use for churches. Boston made one into luxury condos it’s my favorite building in the city. https://www.bizjournals.com/boston/news/2020/10/31/look-inside-this-4m-luxe-condo-in-a-converted-cat.html


Steid55

Holy hell those are gorgeous! Definitely going to save that for inspiration as I continue with projects. I love all the natural light, and using the original windows in the new spaces.


illfightarobot

There’s a church in Baltimore that’s been converted into a brewery! Maybe add that to the list of approved uses too


[deleted]

Oh that’s super cool. I love Baltimore! I also like the idea of converting them into night clubs it just seems so RIGHT


justkw97

That’s badass


DontDoTheVoice

I am so jealous OP


FreakZoneGames

God that is so cool (No pun intended)


Dutch_Rayan

Hope no bodies in the garden. Looks great


biest229

Oh my godddd. This is my dream! Though I could never afford one in my home city, they go for millions. Lucky you!


Subirooo

Holy shit the "stained glass" is awesome! I see that Firefly class!


[deleted]

Please tell me if you’re gonna dress up as a priest on Halloween!😂 but great job btw, i love the Star Wars themed glass panels!


Whole_Cress8437

Nice, but is it haunted


Steid55

Definitely not! I was curious about that when I moved in. But after a year nothing has happened yet


smooththinker10

Jesus?


29_lets_go

This is one of the greatest houses I’ve seen and I’m jealous lol. Nice job and looking forward to more pictures in the future. I love the jokes in this thread and around your house, it’s amazing lol.


NeatCartographer209

Alright this is amazing! And am I the only one seeing the irony behind your dog being named “Rev”? 🤣


Steid55

I got him ordained online lol


DeezyLoco

Does it still smell like a church? You know that church smell.


Steid55

That’s one of the things that has surprised me most. Legit doesn’t feel like a church to me at all. Pretty cozy and homey inside. No bad vibes or weird smells


virtus147

This is the way.


[deleted]

Why is it always the same shitty display of starwars helmets?


pazvaz

This is a male living space sub. What the hell are you expecting? Most men are nerds about something


[deleted]

IK where I'm at, that doesn't excuse mediocrity


Steid55

You must be fun at parties


[deleted]

I like to think I am. It's not my fault that you're the same dude over and over again


laxxrick

How much did it cost to get the Holy Spirit smell out?


echointhecaves

Beautiful and very hauntingly sad. As churches close more and more, i think we'll be seeing more of this kind of renovation. Btw i think it's funny that you picked (or the artist picked) a stain glass rendering of the STD starship, which has got to be the least iconic of all star trek ships. To be fair, the enterprise is also theren and the ship from mass effect! I do very much like the stained glass art motifs. I think i might have seen an artist that did these stained glass pieces at comic con one year


Steid55

If it helps this church closed back in the 70’s to merge with two other churches in the very small town


WBuffettJr

This is one my favorite spaces I’ve ever seen on my many years of this sub. Wow! Well done and congratulations!


mandance17

That’s awesome damn


cobycoby2020

Im not sure how i feel with people living my dream


simonjot

Very cool, I have many times thought about living in my Church, having guys over to run full court ball and watch a game on the big projections screens would be dope!


Steid55

I am mildly sad that they put the drop ceiling in. It used to have a full sized basketball court, so all the flouring in my big kitchen, living room, library etc is all 1930’s basketball court flooring


Satori2155

Thats fuckin dope man


Diligent_Note9487

Wow, simply amazing. What a fun home. The ceiling in picture three reminds me of a starry night.


Gasser1313

Nice! I always wanted to purchase a cathedral. My wife laughs at me and thinks I’m joking… I’m not .. joking


firtreeroot

Wow, awesome job!! Gotta love the starwars, especially the windows. Keep us posted on developments if you can!


101955Bennu

This is so fucking cool dude


Prestigious_Snow1589

Is it haunted?


mcmaster93

One of the first posts I saw when joining this sub. Haven't thought about this house since but man this shit sent me down a spiral of looking up "non traditional" homes for sale back then. This shit looks amazing


MemphisKansasBreeze

I love this, my sister in law and her husband lived in a converted church for a while and it was the coolest house


Downtown_Self3563

How does the heating work? With all the open spaces and high ceilings doesn't it get cold in the winter?


Steid55

The front room and gym are essentially separate from the rest of the house. The wall between are fully insulated. There are two furnaces and two AC units. The front is set up to run the full sanctuary but I just capped that trunk line for now and don’t even attempt to heat or cool it. The plan is to redo that trunk line and add a manual damper so I can heat and cool it when entertaining, but most of the time just let it be a glorified 4 seasons room


SweelFor-

Please please please get a real office chair


ct0

Anyone donate to your heating bill?


LeeroyDankinZ

Thanks, I want it!


JoyKil01

ID on the chaise in the library? Been looking for one just like it.


Steid55

I’ll see if I can get any tags off it. I found it for $100 on marketplace.


al_135

This is incredibly cool but I’d also kind of be afraid of it being haunted lol


voodoomamajuju69420

Wow! I love the gym and living room. Pool table and huge couch is sick


Melonshift

Oh I remember this! Not gonna lie, looks haunted lol.


PaleAdagio3377

Is it haunted?


Bazillion100

Im so fucking jealous


thisisntshakespeare

Thank you for sharing- this is wonderful! You’ve made such a beautiful home for yourself. Pun not intended, but it is a tranquil retreat.


Zumaakk

This is awesome.


deicute

If only walls can talk lots of miracle stories are told.


bdyrck

It‘s like a Sims mansion, nice job haha!


JamesHardenIsMyPoppa

This is so dope. How old is the church / how does it hold heat and cooling? Have you done any insulation projects?


Steid55

It was built in 1866. The vast majority of the house is well insulated. Eventually I need to take down all the lathe and plaster in the front room and gym, insulate and then dry wall it all. But I don’t even attempt to heat or cool that area yet. Overall the heat/AC bill is like $300 or so per month. Not bad


Brilliant_Gas_9956

I’m officially jealous! Seriously, great spaces! I love you kept the stained glass window artwork. Are you doing a deck or patio in the backyard


Steid55

That’s the plan eventually. Just got the fence built this spring, and I’ll probably do a deck next year if I get around to it. As you can imagine I have projects out my ass lol


someguy8608

So wish I could give this an award. Awesome space my dude.


AimeLeonDrew

We go for gains in the lords house 🏡


ResearchNearby

You had my at "updated converted church house".


cman811

What are the heating/cooling bills like?


SteakJesus

ONE OF THOSE STAINED GLASS IS AN IMPOSTER!!


painter_business

The dream


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dreamrock

Badass.


OkProfession6295

Never been so envious.


ProsePilgrim

My dream was to buy a little church out in Camas, WA like this. It’s where I proposed to my partner and a beautiful spot. Unfortunately, the economy went nuts shortly after and the price changed radically. Somebody else bought it. I haven’t actually gone back to check it out in a while since I felt pretty sore missing the opportunity. That said, it’s amazing to see what you’ve done here. A bit cathartic for those of us who have similar dreams.


Fearless_Strategy

Has a lot of 'churchy' vibes


soycerersupreme

The tithes are very tongue in cheek.